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>530 eastern time
>Just hearing about it now 5 hours later
LARP but if mot, I'm literally in the part of the country farthest from the norks. Have fun California!
North Korea isn't gonna attack, why do you think Trump met with Kim? Because Jews are gonna attack and get exposed for it.
I know it's a massive larp. Kim is not irrational enough to attack the us. Just if they did for some reason, I would be totally fine was all I was saying.
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>about to get fucking nuked
>only warning from the US government is a Jow Forums thread and I don't get an alert from my phone or television
Wow thanks epic and trad
THey wouldn't. Stop even trying to say IF, because it's not a possibility. Even before the meeting NK said they only use nukes for defensive purposes. Stop pretending like Kim is some dictator
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I'm ok with this
>Kim isn't a dictator
Ok DPRK news what else?
Also I realize he is not irrational but he is most certainly the ruler of a very horrible regime
Sorry, but nobody believes the mainstream narrative about anything anymore. Especially when Jews are the ones producing the content. Do you not get it yet? No matter how many times you say this shit you lost. YOU FUCKING LOST. GET IT OVER IT.
Except we have literal proof that the Kim regime treats their people like slaves. I hate jews too but not everything they say is wrong
No we don't. It's all anecdotal evidence from defectors that Jews interview. Just like the holocaust it's all anecdotal. You people are insane and I truly hope that Iran bombs all your family.
Wow. Ok. Look mate everywhere communists have taken control of a country the people become starved and repressed. We have so much proof of this it is undeniable. Read the gulag archipelago for some examples. North Korea is a Marxist states just like the Soviet Union was. And the Kim regime have a bigger cult of personality than even Stalin did. We have no reason to doubt the stories of defectors. Plus, we have more proof than just defectors commie
North korea hasn't had any references to communism since 2008. I truly hope Iran and Turkey and Russia and the rest of the Arab League team up together and bomb the fuck out of Israel. I hope you witness thousands of jews dying across your lands to truly understand how much humanity hates you people.
You do realize I dislike the Jews too right? You're literally insane on so many levels. I'm out. Have fun in whatever reality you're living in
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