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Thailand General.

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shut it, we need to discuss the economy of Thailand with anons from Thailand

what would thai Jow Forums consist of? import brides and buddhism?

where are the Thai anons?

dont think they are on this board. Jow Forums would probably be your best guess.

thanks mate.

sawadee niggas

my fren wan massa?

>be taxi driver
>dont take fares

best prostate massages in the world

om mani padme hum

beautiful temples

knife through your skull for your phone

traffic jam traffic jam 500 baht

gorgeous sultry king

have you been there lately?

last month, im aus based in SEA

what u wanna know

are you still able to buy nembutal from veterinary clinics?

Never be westerner and hook with that girl.

Day one is teerak, teerak, love you.

Never screw up and text her, she will haunt you with messages 500 times a day for a solid year.

They get mad and pout over every little thing.

Easy to get in bed, but stay around in an unwanted way like herpes.

I'm interested in going to Thailand for sex tourism. Tell me more.

are you some kind of faggot

why the fuck would you go to thailand and not hook up with a thai girl


its fun, girls do anything if you got money, girls are a lot of fun too, its not shamed, so the girls who do it enjoy it, or at least are the best actors in escorts iv ever had as their enjoyment seems genuine much more so tan other asian countries when they are rushingto get you out the door


id never settle down with a thai girl lol
also dont give girls your real number, that was the mistake, you need a LINE account for contacting chicks so you can control them easy

>tfw you ignored me question
are you still able to buy nembutal from veterinary clinics?

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Prices are already going up. How about you stop advertising it to the world

Do you have a good chance of getting robbed if you go to Thailand?

oh sorry
i actually dunno what it is, but im 100% sure you can.
is that the horse tranqs? vietnam is actually better for getting illicit stuff over the counter, thailand does regulate that a bit more they are just very open about sex services

most americans are stupid and get robbed as they are naive and have never left the country before, other foreigners i dont hear about it happening much

as a dude, unless you look like a fucking twig people wont fuck with you
but if you look too desperate you are likely to get scammed
many people will try scam you anyway desu

if you are a girl i wouldnt travel alone unless you know people in thailand, mostly because of shady taxis
make sure you use grab or ubers if your a chick and be careful on the train

>advertising it to the world
>the world
>a Malaysian basket weaving forum is the entire world

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nice didgets my dude very aesthetic

Go to Pattaya and bang a ton of hookers. Also tons of other fun things to do around town and lots of good drugs.

whats the thai word for tourist again? something like juice bug that you suck out of their money

thanks mate
thanks mate

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farang?

I'm definitely a big fan of those verdant monoliths like on the top left

theres an area in china that has the best one of those i think, i forgot the name though

isn't Pattaya rough as guts?

Ladyboy action, anal paradise, condom always.

>not letting them cum in your ass
what are you some kind of faggot?

>condom always
even for a suck??

*sllluuurrrp*
fwaaah
*kiss*

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horni boi !

Not sure why that posted sideways

yeah sure it looks nice but isnt it bad for murders and shit?

Only penetrate them, not the other way, for safey reasons

I was there for two weeks and didn’t feel unsafe once. They’re more concerned with sucking the most money out of you as possible.

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nice digits, checked.
any advice on not getting ripped off?

>have social anxiety
>decide to go to thailand to get laid
>spend like $2K on flight and hotel and $1K for spending, all of my saving
>get to Bangkok
>airport smells like shit
>didnt even get to see the city go straight on a bus to pattaya
>get to pattaya and its loud, stinky, and everyone is looking at you
>peasant children begging for cash so i always give them a $1 just so they fuck off
>food is great
>beer is great
>liquor
>get wasted and decide i want to bang a hooker
>dont know how to talk to girls
>autism kicks in and i start pointing at chicks
>super wasted
>finally one approaches and sticks to me
>we set off to find viagra
>get to the hotel and they tell me no hookers allowed
>have to rent shack to bang
>no AC
>smells like sewage
>we start and its a fucking ladyboy

basically i didnt get laid and cried alot

Before you go know the right prices for girls depending on where you’re at. Beer bar/soi 6/ gogo all will have different prices. Don’t get too drunk I spent/lost a lot of money because I was blackout drunk one night.

>JUST: Thailand edition
thanks how do you find out what things are actually worth though? whip out a calculator at every shop?

Surprised you didn't bring canned spaghetti with you

>get to the hotel and they tell me no hookers allowed
>in pattaya
nah dude, they dont allow LADYBOY hookers since they are thieves and drug addicts
no hotel in pattaya denies hookers

also
>giving street urchins money
fucking goddamn it you stupid faggots are the reason these little pissants never leave anybody alone, because they know if they keep bothering you they will get something FUCK

There are forums specifically for pattaya mongering that You can find pretty much everything you need to know. The motorcycle taxis, street shops, and girls you can negotiate with everything else is pretty much set.

>they dont allow LADYBOY hookers
how can they tell?
how can anyone tell?

They will usually tell you because they don’t want any problems but 99% of the time you can tell from how they act/look/talk

is Bankok or Phuket best?
ive heard Pattaya is dodgy.

alright cool, thanks.

the one i picked up looked like a girl

>we start and its a fucking ladyboy
You couldn't tell before by the Adams apple and bad makeup?

its easy once you have been around them long enough
the voice is a dead giveaway
so is the shoulder/hip ratio
so is their shitty fucking attitudes
bangkok is better if you are youngish and clean up well, you can do online dating and fuck chicks for free or very cheap
there are also massage shops everywhere with cute as fuck 18-19 year olds who you can get phone number of and fuck outside of the shop however you want

phuket is tourist zone
pattaya is too expensive and full of retards like bangkok (any big asian city really) is way better for getting into trouble if you have two brain cells to rub together

I’ve only been to Pattaya and Bangkok. Pattaya if your goal is a fuck fest but I found myself getting bored during the day. Bangkok is considerably more expensive but there is also more to do. Now I skip Bangkok and head straight for Pattaya. Not sure about Phuket.

thanks lads

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I larp as a thai ladyboy when i visit thailand every other season
anons always crack up at my posts
its worth putting a smile on their face while I'm bored in Trapland

>so is the shoulder/hip ratio

> implying male gooks have shoulders
> implying female gooks have hips

u wot mate?

I never encountered violence there and I'm outside all day walking around
where and when is the knife story from?

kek

Thailand is such a degenerate shithole. Thais are ugly shit-skinned monkeys.

the only fags that get knifed are the ones who start fights with the locals
thats the only reason, ever
ever ever

then they make up some sob story about being robbed, but its a fucking lie
its a drunken or belligerent fight, always

thais are vicious little snakes, but they don't bite unless you start shit first

I should fit right in then

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this is true
one thing about thailand is if your foreign, never get into fights in public
every thai dude in 50m will jump in, it happens all the time, also they will fuck up whoever your with so your woman, family, etc. Just avoide getting into a fight in a public place because i dont care how tough you think you are, you and the people you are with will get seriously hurt, the bigger you are the more chance they will come at you with knives instead of just flying kicks too btw
thailand in general is very safe, just dont be a fucking idiot

fp, as always, is bp

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>one thing about thailand is if your foreign, never get into fights in public
>every thai dude in 50m will jump in, it happens all the time

Purest truth has been spoken here. I once saw a guy getting the shit kicked out of him by a half dozen Thai hookers because he tried to skip without paying. Like, just this one guy getting bootfucked by a bunch of literal streetwalkers with other ones running up to join in.

It was hilarious.

Come to think about it, they might have been Thai dudes

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I like pad thai

1st timer, planning on going in October or Nov probably. Maybe sooner. Advice please. Sights and womans in thailand

bump

It's embarrassing how people can behave in such a way. You literally can't even ask for the time of day without someone trying to get money off you

Just buy valium at the pharmacy and zone out at the beach

Bro you paid 2k for a plane ticket to Thailand? You got ripped off for about $1300 my dude

nice trips but it was a bundle

Just go to a massage parlor.

this.
a bundle of what? you said you paid for the hotel separately

no i didnt i had to go find a motel that allowed hookers but i slept in my room

Nah. I'm a recovering benzo addict. Alternative suggestions please lol

oh okay
so im assuming you wont be back soon?

>recovering benzo addict
>for a drug thats pussy as fuck
i quit 90mg cold turkey and suffered withdrawals. fuck benzos and the sooner you muscle out of it the sooner you'll see it's a shit drug that you cant take every once in a while.

What do u mean? I paid $700 for a ticket to Vietnam and I went to Thailand and Indonesia on that same trip, it was 3 weeks long. I had 0 bookings for hotels though maybe that's why it was cheaper

hell no I need to go to the vatican and report my findings

why?

disregard

wut?

i was lying i've never been to thailand only did some research and basically you are my meme bitch

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xD epic trole faggot

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this is the exact reply i was trying to harvest
you see i screen cap most of the people i tricky troll and then i make collages of them to jack off
i masturbate 5 times a day to you sweet sweet bitch tears

trying way to hard, 3/10 memeing. you'll never shitpost like us m8.

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this is like the worst toy ever

*slow claps steps out of the shadows*

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Hey mate!
are you still able to buy nembutal from veterinary clinics?

I'm here for ladyboys

>we start and its a fucking ladyboy
>basically i didnt get laid and cried alot
uh huh you totally didn't suck that feminine penis

my fucking sides

idek you're gonna have to ask someone whose into that

just wanted to say i fucking hate ladyboys

alright thanks anyway

Never had a problem, but I'm 5'11'' and was in outstanding shape both times I went.
If you were ever to get into an altercation you want to be closer than kicking range (Muay Thai is a very popular sport and boys activity over there), or further out attempting to de-escalate
You shouldn't be going anywhere near drugs in Thailand or the Phillipines, they do not fuck around, and neither should you.
Farang

Should have done a modicum of research first.
Second watch your alcohol intake, nothing sucks more than getting too fucked up and being unable to perform. I hit Soi Nana in Bangkok before I even attempted Pattaya.
I day drank and didn't mix drink, you should have been steering clear of liquor.

Bangkok is great because it has a TON of normal clubs, where you can pick up a normal Thai girl who isn't a hooker

Pattaya everything is along the beach basically, the club scene is a little more harried but not far from the gogo clubs, bars, etc.
I say more harried because alot more Westerners and Russians in said clubs, rowdier, but I still had no trouble picking up a Thai non-hooker. Westerners/Slavs are going to be a bigger potential threat in Pattaya - drunk idiots, etc - just be friendly, deescalate, don't criticize, remove yourself if they make a scene - etc
Stayed in a hotel in Pattaya that was like 80% full of Russians and banged a qt Russian chick.
Pattaya is also a bit more interesting in terms of hookers - there is more variety in a smaller space - slav girls, African's, Flip girls, the whole gamut but Bangkok by far had the best quality Thai hookers - ALWAYS MAKE SURE THEY ARE FEMALES, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TELL - unless you like traps i guess

talk shit to random people from second floor balconies in pattaya

Should have went to Soi Nana in Bangkok first, as in first thing you did there.
Four floors of whores, I had to intentionally go sober to make it to the top floor because they will drag you into a place. Piss fucking easy, take any girl(s) you want, get your threesome/foursome fantasy out of the way (I had 3 threesomes in 2 days).

You gotta do your fucking research man, you never go anywhere blind

Are those sex vacations legit?

alternativephuket.com/

This one says you can get a hooker and your own villa for $3500 a week