New study suggests that patients on the autism spectrum have higher levels of “Chi” than those who are not on the...

New study suggests that patients on the autism spectrum have higher levels of “Chi” than those who are not on the spectrum. “Chi” is a natural power source known by Chinese senseis as the essential life force. Scientists agree on the importance of the autistic comunity in delaying the effects of global warming with higher levels of Chi. (2018, Associated Press)

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retard faggot

Now my mom has something good to say about me

Fake and gay

the opposite is true, they're going to try to soften the blow when news gets out that every American with a mutilated dick received irreparable brain damage from it when it was performed on them while they were only days old.
sad

t. satanist shills

>chi
Back to /x/

>Believing in chi
>Believing in any Abrahamic religion
Pick one.

Preferably pick neither

what do you think jesus used to cure people smartass?

Chi is the electromagnetic field around us.
Rub your feet on a carpet and touch a doorknob, or put your hand near a radio antenna and hear the station go fuzzy.

He's God.

Jesus Christ was a made up character:
>CAESAR'S MESSIAH The Roman Conspiracy To Invent Jesus
youtu.be/zBZH0uoUZH4
>Cesare Borgia's image used as Jesus Christ
bibliotecapleyades.net/biblianazar/esp_biblianazar_93.htm

I have a theory that what is referred to as "autism" is actually just the normal state of a healthy human and what is considered to be "normal" is the result of fluoride poisoning.

>Jesus Christ was a made up character:
The majority of historians disagree.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus
>Virtually all New Testament scholars and Near East historians, applying the standard criteria of historical investigation, find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain[3][4][5][6][nb 1][nb 2][nb 3][nb 4]

>Believing in magic
>Believing in magic
Fucking. Retard. Faggot.

So I get magic powers now?

>Fanatics for Trump were Autists
>Meme magic ensues
>Trump wins
checks out.

You have to go back Pajeet

Today I saw a doctor who after I described a few symptoms said I might have autism or at least be on the spectrum.

Truth is I know nothing about autism. What can I expect?

Awww yeah
That's why ChrisChan has supersonic! levels of chu, and invented Sonichu.

Nice try Ching, suck my ding.

>what do you think jesus used to cure people smartass?
kundalini energy

This isn't magic. It's real. Autist here. Autists are not unfeeling or sociopath. Actually the opposite. I believe they can sense too much. Everything too sharp. All senses too strong which makes it difficult to deal with.

Can confirm, I never get sick and have twice your strength.
t. diagnosed autist

This. I've been recharging my chi by putting forks in any electrical socket. It's a little scary at first, but I can feel myself growing stronger.

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You can manipulate your electromagnetic field with meditation or sound waves.

It is spelled "qi"

Exactly. I put two electronic dog whistles in both ears for hours at a time. I can already talk to girls after only doing it for a week.

It's a fact that also have the highest level of meme magic.

>Being so high on the autism spectrum that you produce visible light that when focused creates a retard ray causing everyone in its path to die from being too stupid to even breath

“In my mind's eye my thoughts light fires in your cities.”
― Charles Manson

when am i going to have dragon ball z powers?

youtu.be/S9kN0pct-Q8
youtu.be/S3dH9hA183s

watch the video and learn how all of what you've been taught is a lie and you're not the only one who was fooled. It's ok to admit you are wrong because the Dead Sea Scrolls ratted out the Caesars and why you don't hear about them much