Brit/pol

Gas your cunt trousers

Jewish Gas

LMAOing at the English everyday

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clathrate_gun_hypothesis

Soon...

r8 this nightmare -
>May "achieves" Brexit - it's membership of the single market and customs union, with full jurisdiction from the ECJ but everyone calls it the "British Option" to fool Brexit voters
>May is booted out after completing it, gets a Lordship
>leadership election, Javid becomes leader
>in election, Muslim hordes back Javid, leading to Conservative majority
>UK gets it's first Paki Muslim leader
>Corbyn gets replaced by Khan

Europeans don’t exist anymore, you are merging into a characterless child like bucket of sludge piss cucks eventually to be replaced by third world peasants and every trace of your identity, intelligence, culture, history, achievement, buildings, everything will be wiped from the earth for the rest of eternity.

Or gasims?

Classical is my favorite type of Gas

youtu.be/EEzyrpfrPEI

>gun

Were fine, the govt will just ban it.

The Treasury said such anachronistic red tape was pushing up the cost of weddings and putting some people off getting married.

"Relaxing restrictions would make it cheaper and simpler for couples to get married, potentially supporting more people to get married," it said.

"This review will help the law keep pace with modern Britain while helping people keep the cost of living down.

OF COURSE! BECAUSE IT'S THE COST OF A FUCKING WEDDING THAT'S STOPPING MEN MARRYING! HOW BLIND I WAS!

Likely/10

>be me
>be 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never been to a pub, club, or party, even through university
>become the ugly loser nobody talks to within one day of all my jobs
>currently NEET after not having my contract renewed at a minimum wage job
>have failed many graduate job interviews in the past because I'm not extroverted, posh, or one of da ladz
>had one good grad level job in the past but the people cared so little for me, they gave me no work and I was paid to do nothing

Everyone I went to school with is probably in relationships and have bought houses by now. They would be so happy to see me, the ugly nerd, doing badly. My teachers would be happy and laugh about me too.

If you're not a normie, you have no chance at anything. All normies glide through normie filled institutions that judge them solely on normieness. Everything and everyone gets judged by appearances and connections / appeals to authority. I'd say that this is uniquely British degeneracy but every other country looks more subhuman.

Remember when I walked through Shoreditch and Brick Lane on that sunny and hot day? I was so pathetic, walking around as if my life would spontaneously stop feeling wasted my 20s were wasted. Remember when I posted about walking through the London museum on that rainy day, or the Notting Hill Carnival on that sunny day? I used to have automatic nostalgia and sadness at all my recent memories. Now I just see patheticness.

My life is so dull. Everyone on TV lives in a mansion and went to Oxbridge (not that arysfags learned anything worthwhile but they'll always be seen as smarter than me because of it). Every normie has a new build mansion and multiple holidays. I waste all my money on junk food and coffee

Fuck off Paki

Gas yourself

READ THESE
JAMES MASON - SIEGE
scribd.com/document/374193539/james-mason-siege-pdf
DAVID MYATT - GUIDE TO THE TACTICS AND STRATEGY OF REVOLUTION
ironyouthparty.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/strategy.pdf
WILLIAM LUTHER PIERCE - THE TURNER DIARIES and HUNTER
nslegion.org/Books/The_Turner_Diaries.pdf
THEODORE KACZYNSKI - INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE and ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
lionandcompass.com/industrial-society-and-its-future.pdf
we.riseup.net/assets/389236/Kaczynski Anti-Tech Revolution Why and How.pdf
RAGNAR REDBEARD - MIGHT IS RIGHT
resist.com/Onlinebooks/might-is-right-ragnar-redbeard.pdf
PENTTI LINKOLA - CAN LIFE PREVAIL?
scribd.com/document/385584191/can-life-prevail-by-pentti-linkola-2009
MAO TSE-TUNG - ON GUERILLA WARFARE
marines.mil/Portals/59/Publications/FMFRP 12-18 Mao Tse-tung on Guerrilla Warfare.pdf
COMBAT 18 - NATIONAL SOCIALIST POLITICAL SOLDIER'S HANDBOOK
archive.org/details/NationalSocialistPoliticalSoldiersHandbook

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GLENN HODDLE HAS BEEN HOSPITALISED

POST YOUR BEST SOUF FC MEMES IN TRIBUTE

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Didn’t he once get in trouble for saying disabled people were criminal degenerates in a past life?

fucking hell
do you feel like this all the time?

youtu.be/D431CwC9wTw

Yeah he did. Glenn is a good lad

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>'I have got an inner belief and an inner faith with God. I do believe spiritually we have to progress because we've been here before. The physical body is just an overcoat for your spirit. At death you take the overcoat off and your spirit will go on to another life in a spirit dimension.

>'I think we make mistakes when we are down here and our spirit has to come back and learn. That's why there is an injustice in the world. Why there's certain people born into the world with terrible physical problems and why there's a family who has got everything right, physically and mentally.'

Why do you have a Paki/Arab woman trip?

And thats a good thing

Because it’s an overt example of a state sponsored attack on British identity

have you tried redpilling your mum?

It's alright man. We all suffer, some of us in utter isolation. You have brothers you'll never know. I'll be thinking of you.

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This is the true social and human cost of being picked last in PE

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Autists have no place in the workforce or society.

i wanna shag her guys, i'd even let her do curry farts in bed and give me a dutch oven.

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Gas yourse- oh

>be me
>be a 34 year old balding football loving lad. Proper legend amongst all of my mates and renowned for my ability to put away pints and my ability to get up to all sorts of antics
>wake up at 12 pm, feeling proper energised. They paid my benefits in today. Can't wait to visit my dealer.
>Drink a leftover can of Stella I had in my fridge since last night
>Feel absolutely great. Love the hair of the dog, me.
>Check the football results for a couple of hours, Norf F.C is doing fucking great. Brilliant.
>it's hot and sunny as fuck and I have great memories of getting absolutely shitfaced in the park as we listen to the footie on the radio. Take my shirt off as I leave the front door.
>Filthy slags are showing lots of flesh, fucking luverly, show us yer tits love! What a fookin bird you are!
>go to the pub
>Me mates Smithster and Danny are there already! What a fucking result! We have a proper lively chat about Ngubu and Mo Salah, fucking geniuses the goals they've scored this season have been spectacular.
>Spend 14 quid on three pints, starting to really crave a joint now so ring my dealer. He's got some proper lemon in, fucking lush.
>On the way there see some more of me mates, fucking love you Gazza. Make me laugh my fucking head off, you mad man!
>feel like I could smash any of the posh speccy cunts who look at me with disdain as I show off my glorious jiggling man tits and massive beer belly
>Get to my dealers, roll up a cheeky one with me mates - of course me dealer is a mate. Get shit faced and play a couple of games of Fifa. I'm fucking brilliant at it, me.
>Pop into Greggs on the way back, proper got the munch I have. Nothing a couple of sausage rolls and a red Oasis won't sort out. Yum!
>Still got one hundred and forty quid in my bank account! Brilliant. Couple more nights of getting pissed and watching the footie then its Big Daves turn to pay! Have a lovely kebab for dinner when I get home.

Fucking great being a football lad.

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Total nightmare

It’s going to happen lmao

>Thousands of white girls raped by organised pakistani grooming gangs throughout the country
*crickets*
>Stabbings increase daily across the nation
*crickets*
>Endless political corruption and cover ups by both parties
*crickets*
>White British projected to be a minority in a majority of cities and towns in fifteen years
*crickets*
>Children minced up and put into kebabs
*crickets*

>Souf F.C come to town.
webm related

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British media is one hell of a drug

>Spend 14 quid on three pints

Wouldn't someone like this go to Wetherspoons?

Should do a NEET one where it's just:

>wake up
>don't shower
>don't open the blinds
>shitpost for an hour
>masturbate
>go make some cereal
>shitpost some more
>play TF2
>tab out during spawn countdown and map loading to shitpost
>order a Dominoes
>shitpost, perhaps about how normies are all sheep for being in the pub right now and how all women are slags - after all, that's the REAL reason you're 'not interested' in them...
>masturbate again
>go to sleep at 3am staring at the wall imagining what it would be like to be a dad
>another Saturday gone

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>smashes up the entire town every time his football team loses

hurrpphhhfff why dem fookin tories not invest in me town tryna kill me dey are

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>Jow Forums virgin
>Blonde
>blue eyes
If only

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twitter.com/bbcasiannetwork/status/1055131078380437505

So too spic

Haha billy bubbles, you'll be gettin yours allright

watch yourselves

Still skirting around the issue

>WAAAH ITS EVERYONE ELSES FAULT
Kek, just read some dale carnegie and sort your fucking people skills

Cringe

FUCKING TORIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>High IQ
>probably attractive
lol no

>In September 2016, it became known that Champion had been cautioned by police in 2007 after a violent altercation with her husband while they were about to divorce. Champion admitted she had "lost control" and said: “I’m not proud of what happened and I accept I was in the wrong but I have nothing to hide. I lost control after being provoked for years and for that I am sorry but I felt extremely vulnerable at that moment".

imagine smashing up your husband in public and being the shadow minister for preventing abuse

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Bloody Jow Forums, when I open the form for posting it autofills the name field with "admin"

Shut the fuck up

It's gone after the anonymous reply. Nice.

fuck off moot

Rotherham bitch

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that nelsons blood song is actually a tune
good find

What's the going rate for novichok ?

*fracks your path*

I've no idea.

>admits it's disproportionately pakistani men
>doesn't care about what race they are
>just wants to understand why it's happening

um sweetie it has everything to do with their race and culture, have a sit down with british and american soldiers that served in Afgan they'll tell you all about the things they witnessed pakis doing to children over there

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I fracked your mum

*shifts uneasily and furtively glances side to side beads of sweat forming on brow

>Not being able to spell Brit/pol/ correctly after what must be literally 100's of OP's

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that explains the earthquake

don't be racist!!

I have a soldier mate who gave a bottle of water to a kid in Afghanistan when he was on patrol, immediately the kid was pulled back by this random guy who then stabbed the kid and took the bottle

Stop telling lies

deus ex was so far ahead of its time it blows my mind

Stop selling pies

Johnny Johnny

hand over the pies.

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The EU is like a big pie and Britain wants the beef out of it

not on ur nelly big norf belly

i know right lol. i was talking about little boys getting buggered, it was so common that Obama told troops to stop reporting it and talking about it.

Stop being alive

>Once a man has changed the relationship between himself and his environment, he cannot return to the blissful ignorance he left. Motion, of necessity, involves a change in perspective.

>Technology conditions society. The range of possible human activities, as set by the state of technical progress, always serves to define what form society can take. The danger is that such progress may permit or even require society to assume an unhealthy form. What does it profit a man if he masters the physical universe, but in so doing loses his soul?

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Who going to the woes Manchester meet up?

Sheesh, as if you hypocrite assholes gave a flying fuck about European languages, cultures or taste. You hate EU because it diminishes your British exceptionalism and dreams of empire, that is *all* it its. Faggots.

Yeah im coming. Are you his mate from the thread last night?

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>British exceptionalism

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This is actually the peak of culture, you may not like it but it's true

what do you lads think of this 'band'?
youtu.be/CFFWF1DnZKM

no, just a shitposter in said thread

working class larpers

Can’t believe I got a shoutout from woes lol

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kek
my dad is downstairs listening to them loudly

dads don't listen to music

that image makes absolutely no sense and is a lazy recolour of someone elses oc