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>WHO IS JAIR BOLSONARO?
Intro twitter.com/RealVinceJames/status/1054236858291376128
On prisoners' rights twitter.com/PeterCozy/status/1050774090808741888
On thot patrol twitter.com/RealVinceJames/status/1050042805551128576

>2nd round polls: JB 56.8% X FH 43.2% (CNT/MDA), JB 60.6% X FH 39.4% (Paraná)
Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off will happen TOMORROW.

>BACKGROUND

Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Christian, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.

JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist, former minister of education under Lula and former mayor of São Paulo. He's running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for corruption and money laundering. PT had been the ruling party in Brazil for 13 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected.

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youtube.com/watch?v=aahCrt8mf_M
cnt.org.br/imprensa/Noticia/resultados-142-pesquisa-cnt-mda-segundo-turno-eleicoes
noticias.uol.com.br/politica/eleicoes/2018/noticias/2018/10/27/joaquim-barbosa-declara-voto-em-fernando-haddad-para-presidencia.htm
youtu.be/fcUGK4A5IyQ
fb.com/jairmessias.bolsonaro/videos/476767362817778/
oantagonista.com/brasil/pf-desmantela-grupo-que-organizava-ato-violento-apos-vitoria-de-bolsonaro/
g1.globo.com/se/sergipe/noticia/2018/10/27/policia-federal-realiza-operacao-para-impedir-violencia-contra-eleitores-em-sergipe.ghtml
pf.gov.br/agencia/noticias/2018/10/pf-deflagra-operacao-para-combater-violencia-entre-eleitores
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Para com essa foto gay puta que pariu se mata

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First for Jesus

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faggot

Digits for 64%.

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arin has superior monos

No last hour poll ?

LIVE IN 5 MINUTES

GO WATCH HIM
youtube.com/watch?v=aahCrt8mf_M

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in about 2 hours

cringe

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>temas como homossexualidade, posse de armas e os salários de negros e mulheres.
>"oh yes I think blacks like myself because Brazil is 50% pardo should earn less, also women too
>said no one ever

leftists are literally braindead to believe this shit.

cnt.org.br/imprensa/Noticia/resultados-142-pesquisa-cnt-mda-segundo-turno-eleicoes

56,8% Bolsonaro x 43,2% Haddad

More polls in 2 hours

>mfw Bolsonaro wins

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based

Commie, para!
Tá feio!

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SE VOCÊ ESTIVER LENDO ISSO VOCÊ FOI D-E-S-A-U-T-O-R-I-Z-A-D-O, TUDO O QUE VOCÊ DISSE É MERDA DA SUA CABEÇA E SE ALGUM DIA DISSE COISA SEMELHANTE ESTOU ME DESAUTORIZANDO TALKEI

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noticias.uol.com.br/politica/eleicoes/2018/noticias/2018/10/27/joaquim-barbosa-declara-voto-em-fernando-haddad-para-presidencia.htm

It's over. Joaquim Barbosa declares he will vote for Haddad and dislikes Bolsonaro.

It's over. Haddad won the election. Anybody with even half a brain knows that Haddad is the right choice now, if you're not a complete retard you will vote for Haddad.

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Guys, what if Haddad wins???

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TIOZÃO ENERGY

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>It's over. Haddad won the election. Anybody with even half a brain knows that Haddad is the right choice now, if you're not a complete retard you will vote for Haddad.

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4 years of recession and political crisis.

PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A HUE REICH

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>56,8%

Me no likey.
Me want 60%

Why the fuck is their a menorah behind him?

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we get comfy and watch the blood flow from the screens of our phones and computers, while eating popcorn and drinking guaraná jesus, while listening to ANGRA

*tink tink tink*
*ahem*
Fuck MAV.

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SANTA WILL BE GREEN THIS YEAR
OUR SANTA WILL NEVER BE RED AGAIN

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t. Joaquim Barbosa
Fuck off, victory is ours unless they fraud it.

SIEG HUE

It will be, can't trust the polls as the 1st round showed us.

>50k watching
> Helium Big Nigga
wew

report MAV-PTs for spamming

BOLSONARO PRESIDENTE

he is a good goy

youtu.be/fcUGK4A5IyQ

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Sauce? I don't know who she is but she's cute

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caralho essas bixas de anime e ain me da uma gf asiatica são piores que os esquerdalhas, pelo menos os esquerdalhas se assumem como umas bixas do caralho

>essa raquete de matar mosquito na mesa

BASEADO

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Anyone has the live's link?

RAQUETE DE MATAR PERNILONGO
110% BRASILEIRO

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What are we watching?

HAUAHUAHAUHAU
novo símbolo da extrema-direita

>Paulo Guedes tries to make Brazilian economy a free market superpower
>Bolsonaro deauthorizes him
>Mourao tries to annex of Latin America to make Brazil a superpower
>Bolsonaro deauthorizes him
>Prince whatever tries to bring back monarchy
>Bolsonaro deauthorizes him
>Israel asks for gibs
>Bolsonaro donates 100 billion per year to show that he loves Israel more than Trump

Bolsonaro government in a nutshell.

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Carlos is such a dork

Loli Hitler

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Google Youjo Senki (幼女戦記)

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The true people's candidate

SALUTE
STICK IT

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Será que teremos alguém no nível de Senna algum dia?

I concur.

...

>BRs are dubuniggers
disgraceful

Where does he stream? link?

Check facebook

HELIUM BIG N***ER!!

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Remove koreaboos

eh o mito arma bang bang

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For decoration purposes. He's not Jewish but he's a good goy...

It'll be, these establishment polls were underestimating him bigly on the first round, giving him 4% less than what he had
The Crusoe poll, which was the best one on the first round, says he has 61%

Keemstar ?

Tanya Degurechaff from Youjo Senki, my animelet friend

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CUTE

Nojo
checado e bang bang

fb.com/jairmessias.bolsonaro/videos/476767362817778/
>fb.com/jairmessias.bolsonaro/videos/476767362817778/
fb.com/jairmessias.bolsonaro/videos/476767362817778/
>fb.com/jairmessias.bolsonaro/videos/476767362817778/

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U mad petista?

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Im really proud of you hues, I’m excited to celebrate with you tomorrow

>bandida

Must be crushing to realize you failed to raise 4 daughters in a row.

My young brother is watching videos from kogos.
Should I be worried?

So loli Catholic hitler? That's pretty hot

> 150K WATCHING
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Looks all right, I want to see (((Ibope))) and (((datafolha))) they are falling to a draw in those.
I fear the cheating tomorrow and a possible civil war.

>
So I heard Bolsonaro was bring back the Chicago boys (University of Chicago economists). Is it true?

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I just got it right now. Man i'm retarded.

Jair Bolsonaro - JB
Manuela - BJ (glub glub)

VAI TOMAR NO CU EU SO MT BURRO

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>My color is Brazil

Yeah, yeah, sure Helium...

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>youtube.com/watch?v=aahCrt8mf_M
What the fuck?
It started already?

I met a guy that went to military academy with Bolsonaro. Said he´s really knows how to suck a schlong. Wonder why he hates the gays so much?

bang bang...

Como dizem os memes: "Para uma geração sem limites, obedecer regras torna-se ditadura."

If Ibope and Datafolha show Bolsonaro with at least 55%, this one's in the bag.

Use the Facebook link

Yes, his minister of economy is gonna be Paulo Guedes a phd from Chicago U

Bolsonaro was literally kicked out of the military and he was considered one of the worst officers in the entire regiment, his superior said he was borderline retarded and violent.

That's why it's hilarious because Brazilians think he is a badass military dude that fought wars and stuff.

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Can we have a quick rundown on what Bolso is saying right now ?

Bolsonaro acabou de falar disso aqui na Live

oantagonista.com/brasil/pf-desmantela-grupo-que-organizava-ato-violento-apos-vitoria-de-bolsonaro/

g1.globo.com/se/sergipe/noticia/2018/10/27/policia-federal-realiza-operacao-para-impedir-violencia-contra-eleitores-em-sergipe.ghtml

pf.gov.br/agencia/noticias/2018/10/pf-deflagra-operacao-para-combater-violencia-entre-eleitores

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>4 women as daughters
>this one identifies as bandit
poor man.

It's too late, your brother is already converted.

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I met a catalonian guy once, he said you're all stuck-up faggots.

She's not nazist. And she's not catholic. And she's not exactly a loli, but actually a middle aged officer worker who was reborn as a little girl because a "god" wanted to make him (her) pay for being an atheist.
But she's a good girl despite all that!

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Ok, thanks.

Jair Bolsonaro must win. Tomorrow is the Lord's Day for most Christians. It is today for some. Please consider a week of prayer and fasting for Bolsonaro.

Say that to my face

disregard meme flag

Mods should give us this hat.

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>Campanha feita em cima de toalha de plástico com pimentinha
>Bandeira colada com duct tape
>AR CONDICIONADO DESLIGADO
>GARRAFA DE VIDRO/PLÁSTICO É O CARALHO
>RAQUETE DE MATAR PERNILONGO
>Câmera treme a cada 10 segundos

Melhor campanha de todas.

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He is talking about how the HAddad party spread fake news about him

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Useless retarded stuff. Nothing interesting at all. Just the usual populist stuff such as "i'm not a fascist, they're the ones who are fascists" "i'm going to make Brazil great"...