An enemy timeline shift is in effect. The world we knew yesterday is no longer the world we know today. I’m assuming you’re all familiar with Mandela effect, Berenstain universe, all that shit. We’re within the 24 hour period post shift when the walls of reality are still setting. Now is the time when our shitposting is of most critical importance, and that’s why their next step is going to be on shutting this place down. Screencap this, because this is the way in which World War III will be fought, and we’re the underground that will fight it.
What follows are standard reality stabilization protocols to keep our shitposters from being compromised/lost to the challenges of a reality into which they weren't raised.
1. Consolidate your presence. Prune that which no longer serves you. Old plans held onto for old reasons are no longer in play after the timeline shift.
2. Choose your future. How you define yourself now will be remembered by you for the rest of your life. The strength of your ideal self will be your stabilizing force from the future, and the your to help reset the timeline.
3. Recognize who is real. Friends, family, fellow shitposters online. Sound off with them by reminding them who you are. They will confirm they’re all still who you remember them to be, and some will come back having noticed a difference. Hear these differences, they are clues to the shift.
4. Pay attention. Be alert for nuanced changes in your surroundings. They may be opportunities for you to reset the timeline. Act with integrity and intent. Make an impact on the world.
5. Identify the new historical differences. Wrinkles in history that you don’t remember will be in place now, point them out to others and ask how widely known that event was. Other events that may have been impactful to you in the past may now be gone. If you can find these moments that are no more, you may hold secrets that others need to hear.
6. Review your current circumstances and analyze for threats. What is ringing the biggest alarm bell for you right now? Face that, bolster yourself, and prepare yourself to end a fight if it were to be started. Ideally, presenting yourself as ready for a fight should dissuade one.
7. Time is short, the timeline is long. Act swiftly, but if you discover this after, keep this info on hand as there will be more timeline shifts in the future. Follow these steps and you’ll be fighting for humanity’s future on the front lines of a 4th dimensional world war.
Godspeed, brothers. It’s been an honor serving with all of you. May our paths cross again in a new future where we are the victors.
Jayden Thomas
Here's one datapoint for things shifting. archive.is/Ckyfw >The North American AT-6 was painted with second-world-war-era German air force markings, said Chris Rushing, president of Condor Squadron. The plane belonged to the group, which performs mock dogfights for air shows and flies in formation over parades, memorial services and events commemorating veterans.
>I’m assuming you’re all familiar with Mandela effect who coined that phrase? you should feel ashamed for using it, but if you are a jew you probably can't feel any shame due to the brain damage the infant genital mutilation gave you
Bentley Ramirez
This is good info, leaf.
Mason Edwards
Here's another datapoint for things shifting
Charles King
I'm not that concerned with the names of things, but rather ensuring that as many people get the point I'm trying to convey as possible. Call it what you want, take issue with what it's called if you want, but recognize what IT is that I'm talking about.
Is this why I weird some weird kind of background despair today? It was as if something had come to an end. I feel OK now, but it was weird earlier.
Evan Ramirez
I felt it too, and I've felt it before. Chances are that both of us will feel it again in the future. Take heart in being aware enough to pick up on it.
Wyatt Hall
What will you be doing? I have no idea how to act, but I will be keenly observing, for now.
My reaction in recognizing that something had shifted was to shitpost for a couple hours, then come up with Code Teal, and then to get it out there so others could see it. Next I'm gonna go play some vidya because that's what my intention was before continuing my job hunt.
Shitposting does more than just make funny responses to inane posts. When we all shitpost together we're engaging in a low key hivemind that allows our mutual intents to mingle and raise up higher concepts that benefit us all. It used to be the case that d u b s-posting was highly regarded, and likewise gets began reflecting the overall intent of our collective consciousness. When you get good at d u b s-posting, you begin to realize that it's not just you that's hitting the digits, it's all the other posters who are pausing momentarily to allow you to hit those digits. Shitposting is the process by which we fuel the living entity that we refer to as the hacker known as Jow Forums, or the hivemind, or whatever you want to call it. It's something made by our collective will that in turn acts upon us by raising certain concepts into our awareness as important to observe. I figure that's why I got these digits ... without even trying.
Joseph Sanders
Oh right, to clarify, when I say I'm going to go play vidya, what I mean is that I'm going to engage in a reality simulator that operates as an I Ching to get a more enlightened understanding of my own feelings on things. I don't know if you've ever read Ender's Game, but within that book (no spoilers, don't worry), there's a game that the main character plays often before going to sleep which is a construct mapped off of his own psyche and features him going through fantastic situations and grappling with concepts like death. That is an example of a game that becomes more based off of what is put into it, and as such the vidya game that I play operates in a similar fashion. It presents struggle, it presents reward, it presents random opportunity, and it presents death. Meanwhile, it also presents the I Ching element through the learning of words, which I've thus far found illuminating.
Samuel Richardson
This is some Grade-A autism but I feel it
Landon Watson
It's fascinating, because sometimes I can almost feel the flow of digits before I hit post. If I intuitively hit post just at the right moment, the post tends to be a get. The post content also seems to influence this process. A witty remark or funny oneliner is more likely to get doubles than some generic boring post like this one.
Check these.
Luke Jenkins
You can get out the same way you got here, but you can't go back. Those are the rules. Anyone can shift timelines, at almost any time they want, but only laterally. Shift thirty our forty times and you might like it better.
Colton Wood
I've felt it too. Some of these hit really hard for me today, such as the don't forget me one.
I felt some despair today because I was supposed to go deer hunting but I overslept. Then there was a shooting and now some Leaf is telling me that TBTB are manipulating space time to screw with us. I just wanna shoot a buck for God's sake!
Yeah? How do we shift time lines? Genuinely curious
Ian Nguyen
If you just had shot those deer, then no one would have had to shoot any jews.
Charles Turner
have you seen a professional about your condition OP??
Brody Wright
It requires tremendous amount of collective intent. Jow Forums could do it if we really tried. That's one of the reason any meme Jow Forums start will get divide & conquered fucking fast. Remember the attempt to make Google synonymous with nigger? Or more recently, the way the NPC meme evolved into a cringefest?
Xavier Williams
>this is the way in which World War III will be fought > World War III Wait... what? There has been a World War II? When did that happen? lol
*TPTB I'd reckon 2016 is kinda the template - though I'm confused as to what they did to try and shift things today. If I had to guess, the media brainwashing about right-wing violence from the uniboomer must'a had some kinda collective unconscious psychic gestalt effect to power the jump I knew I shoulda set another alarm. I'm sorry boys, I've let us all down.
Hmm are we saying that this is a collective effort to change and influence the future, and if so how do we know that our impact was by our choice and not just something we were meant to do in this timeline?
Dylan Stewart
I'm glad I reached you, fellow sperg-brother
Have you heard of the antichrist? He posted on Jow Forums for a few months starting last year I think. He had an entire schizoid rant about this sort of stuff. Very intriguing stuff.
Synchrony of intent. We shifted timelines when our baneposting produced a memetic plane crash. Since then we've been engaged in accidental timeline shifts, and the powers that be have been trying to figure out how to bust our flow. The only way they can think to do that currently I think (could be wrong) is through control of the media and false flag events, but their shifts are less mobile than ours, albeit larger and more powerful on the whole.
Nope. I still have traction on reality, and mental illness is defined as something that negatively impacts your life. My relationship with friends and family is steadily improving, I'm becoming more whole, and my work situation is about where it was at 2 years ago and is in the process of improving. No need to see a professional yet.
William Reed
I swear to God Rocky died of cancer in Creed and yet there he is alive and well in the Creed II movie trailer on YouTube
Asher Miller
good. i needed a shift. i was looking to make some big changes and this is just the time. i'm done being a neet i'm starting something really big now.
Why cant you magatards just admit that one of your own is a violent sociopath and fucked up. Own up to it and the midterms probably wont sting AS badly. You might even get to keep the Senate. Maybe ;)
Brody Taylor
>Have you heard of the antichrist? He posted on Jow Forums for a few months starting last year I think. He had an entire schizoid rant about this sort of stuff. Very intriguing stuff.
Sounds vaguely familiar. Do you have link to archive?
Cameron Powell
>one of your own is a violent sociopath and fucked up >one
lol
Aaron Hill
Repeat after me. No. *clap* more *clap* black *clap* "people"
>What’s the timeline shift involve? A future not of your making being asserted over yours. That's all I can really say, for that's all I really feel that I know.
>all that shit Whoa there big fella, you gotta tame it down on the big technical explanations.
Alexander Lee
the shift happened on Wednesday you tard
Ethan Turner
jesus christ sven, you literally copypasted him using the future tense
Hunter Ortiz
Can confirm. I had a job interview come out of nowhere followed by an offer. The past day 24 have not felt real but its a wave originating several days prior.
Easton Rogers
>The past day 24 have not felt real but its a wave originating several days prior. I just took a shitty job out of town for the next month....Literally have to find a room for rent in a college town. Should be fun.
Mason Peterson
Stopped reading after Mandela effect, which is totally fake and unproveable.
Caleb Flores
Only true if this post gets digits
Aaron Sanchez
the super game boy 2, NTSC edition was sold on QVC in the timeline of greatest gain.
I read the pastebin, Entertaining, but also very typical schizophrenic monologue. Many such cases.
Aaron Bailey
I felt it too. I don’t do drugs, drink or anything. 40 years old & married w 3 kids. Weird ass feeling, like a limbo feeling, with things around me kinda off. Then all this weirdo shit starts happening, that clearly looks intentional.
Then my wife out of the blue starts talking politics, almost verbatim parroting what’s being said on the news. Is she compromised?
Jordan Parker
KYS OP.. NYPA
Kevin Hill
I don't know user. Just be on the look out. Observe. That's what I intend to do. I feel that many answers will be given in the coming days.
Logan Brown
If you can do it naturally, breed your children blue eyed and blonde. This makes a more beautiful world.
Robert Phillips
Jew Detected!
Adam Hill
She's been compromised only to the extent that the fabric of reality has been compromised. She's still her, she's just now tuned into the mainstream media wavelength which is itself a frequency being tugged and toyed with by the powers that be. Asking if your wife is compromised is like asking if your radio antenna is compromised when you hear commie propoganda on the airwaves.
>very typical schizophrenic monologue. Many such cases. Indeed. ;)
Mason Davis
ITT: SUFFERERS OF PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA
Dominic Watson
Timeline/Mandela shit is an anti-Christian psyop, and also generally a psyop to make you more malleable to change/subjectivity and suck up all the bullshit they tell you next.
I figured that out when people started saying the KJV Bible was changed
Elijah Peterson
Fascinating, thanks for posting.
What stands out to me though is his mention of September 2018 at the end. I know I read this before, but I swear it was last year sometime. Probably just an edit, but I thought that was interesting given the context
Julian Taylor
The mega millions lottery was the exact point where things shifted
Yeah, the pastebin was uploaded in september this year, so I figure some user took a creative liberty to make it spookier
or else Mandela effect confirmed!?
Bentley Rogers
Checked What did you faglordaronies do? I just came here from the berenberg bears timeline. How are the Jews this big of a problem here. Jesus, how do I get back?
This morning I caught a meaningful post in a Mormon thread. It said "ask for the answer and you will find out." referring to if being a Mormon is right for others. I shit you not, less than an hour later two Mormons showed up at my door. This is very atypical. They only showed up once about 3 years ago. Back then it was 2 hotties so I chatted and got their book. Today it was 2 guys and we chatted a bit and I told them about the coincidence.
Indeed guys. Right after Kavanaugh being confirmed to the supreme court, the migrant caravan came up, and afterwards the fake bombs, and today the shooting. In the morning I was feeling hyped, but during the day I felt all my energy being sucked away. Like we were shifted onto another timeline. A worse timeline. And right now I heard about the shooting. I have a bad feeling about this. Something big is bound to happen.
Just checked Yahoo. >Gore wasn't elected >you guy's didn't cut ties with Israel and declare war with the Saudis after 9/11 >you ruined Iraq (our greatest middle eastern ally) What the fuck were you people thinking?
Jacob Cooper
Already been way down the road user Life is great Found my purpose
Ever post has a 11.1111111...% chance of getting a get.
Robert Cooper
Not really. For every group of ten posts, one post has a 100% of getting a get. Other posts have 0% chance.
Anthony Collins
This have something to do with the shooting?
Colton Barnes
>Act with integrity and intent. Make an impact on the world. I helped 3 or more anons on Jow Forums with quitting porn. Working on a great meme. Doing my part!
Blake Hernandez
checked bump
Brandon Taylor
Shut up fag
Parker Diaz
One man's crazy is another man's salvation.
I believe you!
Cameron Lewis
You also have to factor where the post count is currently at when considering gets bigger than du bs. You also have to figure board activity, how fast it is moving. The calculation for true likely probability of gets is much bigger than simply 11% math.
I once got a 1111 get when I pointed out the Charlottesville Charger license plate had quads, and I called che ck e m as well. The statistical probably of that was enormously fucking small. Getting a quads, while pointing out a quads and doing a get prediction? Incredibly small, you could spend you entire life trying to pull that off and not do it.
Thomas Ramirez
I once saw a leaf waste a 8 digit get. I bet that happens far more often than it should
Brody Phillips
Felt a bizarre kind of depressed today and all I felt like doing was sleeping. Something just feels very off today. Can't explain it.
Connor Morgan
The way I see that is that you were engaged with the 4/pol/ hivemind at that moment, and everyone's focus and intent was culminating in the shitposting back and forth, your message (hey, look at those digits) rang so true to you that the hivemind received that note and raised it to that specific post number that you hit. Why? Because everyone engaged with the hivemind at that moment wanted a moment of something amazing to witness. A flock of minds paused in their posting at just the right time to allow your post to hit the mark.
That's my working theory, anyway.
Gavin Roberts
This canadian larp is cringe af. This was not the timeline thead I was waiting for. Your too fucking autistic and I disagree with most of what you have said.
James Peterson
Perhaps you are just a hard person to please. Have you ever considered that?
Jackson James
>. We’re within the 24 hour period post shift when the walls of reality are still setting. You're not kidding. I experienced a small effect the other day, but instead of being irritated, or mystified, I immediately accepted it. It's interesting to see the different choices that peoples' counterparts have made.
