New to AnCapism. What do I need to know? INB4 pedo jokes

New to AnCapism. What do I need to know? INB4 pedo jokes.

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Step one - change your ideology
Step two - stop using shitty meme flag
Step three - go outside

Ethically I think it's right
In practice it's probably terrible

Most other ancaps are fucking losers. Don't make your entire life revolve around politics
Your best bet is to probably vote for some libertarian


also dont turn into some helicopter authoritarian larping nazi beta male

never ever think deeply about your beliefs or you'll realize the actual effects of your policies are barely different than corporate feudalism

Ignore the people who call it a meme ideology. It mostly comes from nazis which is ironic considering nazism is the most hated ideology of modern times.

1. private property rights
2. right to free association
3. right to voluntary transactions
420. the right to smoke weed every day

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Agreed. Except the Libertarian part. They'll never win, sadly.

and 5. the NAP

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Realize that actual feudalism is superior and become a traditional monarchist.

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your authoritarian powers end where my freedoms begin, which means you're powerless

its suppose to be ethical
here is how the thinking goes user
>natural rights
>non aggression policy
>im an ancap

your society might work better but it uses force (or what i perceive to be force because of my beliefs in naturals rights)

if you are an ancom, we are identical outside of how we view property ownership

>natural rights
WRONG you smily subjectivist faggot. it's natural LAW

>Everything is subject to the NAP.

currently enjoying my qt3.14 loli gf (11)
pretty great ngl

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You’ll need to know that it’s a self defeating system especially in a nation as racially diverse as the US.

You want more freedom? Well paco and dayqwan want more gibs, and they outnumber you, so they’ll vote that way. You want to force them out or force them to vote with you, or even kill them? Isn’t that a bit totalitarian?

You sure about that? I have a lot of guns. It’d be nice if you and a few other could team up to stop me from killing you, but that sounds like the start of a government, and you wouldn’t want that.

Zero mechanisms for protecting liberty. In the absence of national barriers, transnational power will step on the snek in ways you wouldn’t believe.
-t. libertarian nationalist

>killing if necessary when NAP is violated
>totalitarian
lurk moar commie
>ancap
>cant have national barriers
LURK MOAR

i recognize the original image

Ancaps are the best

that Libertarianism and ANCAP are not the same, so stop using them interchangeably and stick to ANCAP flags and not use the Libertarian flag.

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anarchy is a temporary situation, before someone fills the power void
t. communist

Government bad-capitalism good

All ancaps are libertarian, not all libertarians are ancaps
baste

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It will fail for the exact same reason as all forms of anarchy: Nature abhors a vacuum, especially a power vacuum.

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Anarcho capitalism is the way of nature. Plants and animals are organisms that work toward their own needs without objective morality. Evolution and selection thrive under this system, leading to a beautiful earth where all waste is consumed by organisms that were selected according to their ability to perform in a perfect meritocracy. Each biome of the earth, from the harsh badlands, to the vibrant jungles, is filled with only the organisms that can make good use of available resources, because all organisms that couldn't use resources as efficiently were out-competed. The sentience of humans complicated this equation, and we have created societies, civilizations, culture, and doctrines to help us live in the world. As organisms we are the most successful at this, but we face a lack of competition, and are therefore not as efficient as organisms that have been naturally selected. I believe that the greatest evil of the world is entropy, the tendency of all energy and molecules to progress from ordered states to disordered states. Since objective morality and social coercion circumvent the naturally selective processes the results in efficiency and sustainability, they will be the end of us.

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Libertarian policies are good, but not the Libertarian party which will most likely NEVER gain traction even though muh 1% vote. THEY CAN NOT BE APPLIED IN THE MODERN WORLD. Deregulation comes with a trusting community aka homogeneity. I used to consider myself a Libertarian - nope, not anymore because of demographics.

Ancaps are autistic. There will always be a state, or a state-like organization.

In summary: parts of the philosophy are good, but having a political ideology based off it purely is stupid fucking bullshit

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get out of syria

Libertarianism is just for small government not the abolitionism of the government

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Believe me, we're trying.

>its another normies dont know what anarchy means episode

>Anarcho capitalism is nature

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or don't, but it's a loose/loose situation,
don't take my word for it

You have to be 18 to post here.

Nature is not anarchy. The wolf pack is a form of government, with defined territories, hierarchies, laws, etc.

The entire ecosystem works on these heirarchies. Anarchy is not natural in the slightest.

How to finish high school if you're new to ancap

>you're wrong but I won't explain why

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shoot it up
>underaged b&

I forgot ancaps were real.
Ancaps are a meme,you will never be taken seriously as one and that's just a reality

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What "laws"? Survival of the fittest?

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>implying there is a difference

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the USA has not been capitalistic since 1912

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No, like alpha eats first, don’t cross into enemy lands, and others, I don’t know I’m not a fucking wolf psychologist.

>not a wolf psychologist

Fucking cuck

libertarian party is overrun with socialists like the Koch's
some of libertarianism is some isnt

READ HOPPE

Ancapism/libertarianism only works when everyone agrees to it and is on the same page. Also if welfare doesn’t exist.
You can’t beat the hard left by being a Lazeis Faire cuck. The correct ideology is swinging between libertarianism and natsoc. Every once in a while leftists need to be purged.

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Sarg'n?

how many times you are going to rape some iranian woman, 13 times because you have some airplane, 46 times because you have some boat, 73 times because you have some missiles ?

You can;t believe a government should exist while also believing a government should not exist.

acting as if libertarianism doesnt allow for purges when not in power
based
post the real one

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that's what the roving bands of warlords would be for

I did.

>there are no factions within an ideology
Hoppe not Locke kek

it's not about having a government or not
it's about having idiots runnint the governement

That's like being a fan of autocracy while also believing there should be elections.

do you mean ruin or run it?

It doesn't work. Third position is where it's at

an cap
I don't have capital

not an argument

Step 1. Freedom
Step 2. Repeat

>What do I need to know?
There is absolutely no way it can work so you should avoid getting into any debates with anyone, just try to ride on memes

Welcome to Ancap paradise. If you are not currently enjoying it as much as you expected it just means you haven't sucked enough circumcised shmeckel yet.

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Stefan molymeme is on pol. Nice

what is your solution for the less unfortunate among us ?

charity you greedy nigger

Anarcho-capitalism has never managed to survive in the wild, competing against other political ideologies. It does not work.

Hoppe. Read about Hoppe.

Its fatal flaw is simply that companies will take over. Just like Stalin as a secretary, there will always be an industry that has undue leverage over everyone and can form a trust and take over, e.g. the Silicon Valley trust gets enough money to buy out all the mercenaries and rules over us with an iron fist, goodbye Ancap paradise hello robot hell on Earth.

we can't all be winners in a capitalist society, what about the runners up ?

I was not planning on arguing, I was telling you how stupid you are for thinking you can hold conflicting ideologies. I bet you also believe Gay marriage should be ok but that gays are bad.

>he said as he funded DARPA
if you want gibs me dat then you should go to north korea, everyones a runner up there

>dont argue with me! just let me tell you how stupid you are!
K. keep me posted

>420. the right to smoke weed every day

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You can argue of you want, but i'm not going to argue back because your literally retarded.

Marry a Bankster's daughter.

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dovakin, four chan is discussian forum, not evil firhgting stuff, maybe you are right ????!!!!!!?????

Don't try to implement it, just enjoy the theories. Enjoy the memes and have fun with ideas.

Any action will likely be of an "exit" strategy attempting for a permissionless mode.

also fuck google

If you don't actively participate in AncapBall memes you are a fag

t. Ancap

BolsoBrand TM Lunar-Cannabis TM farms when?

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AnCap only makes sense to Libertarians who live alone in the mountains too long. Seriously, it sounds like autistic screeching to anyone else.

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Private bankers run the world. They murder, rape, rig elections, make policy and start wars with impunity. The ruling elite are a pirate cartel. If you want to become a small time privateer. Stare an L.L.C.

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start reading.

I recommend Rothbard, Huemer, David Friedman, Bryan Caplan, Jason Brennan, and HHH. In that order.

You're living under it right now

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Fuck that. Read Thomas Hobbes, Ragnar Redbeard and Ragnar Benson. And you choose the order. Anarchist.

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what
Yes quite. Have you ever wondered why these powerful bankers keep complete private ownership for themselves? Leaving 99.9% of the rest of the world to have large governments?

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unfortunately Bolsonaro is against Weed.

But his right wing government is a step towards the utopian end goal : the ancap / libertarian society.

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Could you could tell Walter Block and Murray Rothbard that they won? I'm sure they'd like to know.

Minimal taxes, regulations, bureaucracy and laws.

Education:
Diploma -> Certificates by Proficiency exams (like MCAT) that measures your skill.
Classes -> Learning online at home by internet instead of attending classes in Leftist College

Health care -> one girl in family becomes a nurse.

Poor roads -> Flying Cars futuristic utopy don't need roads.

Electric grid -> own generators & solar panels

Security & Justice -> own firearms

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>Poor roads -> Flying Cars futuristic utopy don't need roads.
Poor roads -> Flying Cars futuristic *utopia *doesn't need roads.

based god bless monkey man

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Basically the US early 20th century.
No one will enforce the law and regulations other than the people, but companies can hire militias to shoot protestor down.
Civil war is a great business.
>And that's a good thing!

The captains get the lions share of the spoils. As for the crew, the beatings shall continue until morale improves.

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I won't dispute that there is something very, very rotten in Denmark, but I'd hesitate to declare that the current prevailing system of globalist oligarchy/kleptocracy/crony capitalism is the purest form of Anarcho-capitalism. The precept of voluntary exchange appears to be absent for a start.

Listen to Tom Woods, Words and Numbers, and Econtalk. Tom Woods especially. Really just go to the Mises website and click around. Look for unintended incentives and consequences in everything.

because every time we explain it to you fucks all you do is giggle and say "but muh roadz"
and you can't even say that isn't the truth.
get off your ass and research the reasons why because there is literally no benefit to me shilling the ideology that is the hardest ideology to implement. This isn't new information

And how small should the government be? Left-libertarians are just minarchists who believe the absolute minimum the government should do is provide healthcare and free college but leave people alone in general.

left libertarian is a contradiction in terms, sorry socialist