ACTIVE SHOOTER AT NC HIGHSCHOOL
How do I convince my gf to fart in my mouth?
Meh.
if she's normal you can't
Last 2 digit's is number of causalities.
kek no!
O.o
We must ban guns
This ain't news
this. any self respecting american could punch a predator drone into submission if/when the government comes for us.
Shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeettttttt
>I'll fart in your mouth, senpai
Seriously, why do conservatives refuse to act again gun violence? This doesn't happen in other first world nations that have niggers and other minorities.
COME AND GET THEM PUSSY
Oh No!! The Goyim found out about our ballot fraud again!!!! Shut it Down!!!
this
checked, last number is how many dead cops
>democrats win house
>suddenly mass shootings every day
shit like this proves mass shootings arent real and are staged by the gun grabbers and jew news
At 7AM? Must've been a rude awakening
>dems win house
>shooting every day afterward
GEE I WONDER
Indians look like dark whites
become a drug dealer and get her addicted to something. She'll do whatever you want
Keep her occupied after taco bell, enough so she doesn't get the chance to poop. Tell her you are super horny, and that you need her right now. When she tells you she needs to go to the bathroom, ignore her and throw her on the bed. Pull down her pants, and run your tongue from her belly button to her pussy, and while you're down there, "accidentally" touch her butthole with your tongue. Stay there long enough to make her cum, and when she does, give her poop chute a firm lick. With any luck, she'll let one slip. It's 50/50 whether it'll be a gas or solid, but these are the chances we take, the failure is as bad as the victory is sweet, but a solid win will define how hard you cum for the next month or so. Good luck.
>7 AM
>showing up before the kids
The only way to act against gun violence is to kill everyone.
We must ban Jews
>Brown guy with clear motive as well as his people having a propensity to engage in similar attacks against white people of whom they despise
>White guy who was a deep state patsy who, to this date, had """no motive""" and has now been memory holed after people were asking too many tough questions
I'd rather get rid of all non-whites and deal with the white bad eggs as they come, tbqh.
yawn...burgerland if it isnt at least 3 digits i dont care
false alarm guy was open carrying while his perro caca'd
>blond
>hair is bleached
>must not be a morning person
Top kek
fr usually mass murder from white people is because of poverty/bullying/family issues/general worthlessness and realization that the world is overrun and dying.
school shooters dont get up this early
>Active shooter at 7am
Really makes you think.
Oh my god my sides
Wrong, anything is possible with the right patience and charisma
This week has been fucking chaos.
Thank god I'm already dead inside.
>7AM
My kids have a 45 minute bus ride and don't even get ON the bus until 6:45. Something sounds off about this one.
Tell her you like farts?
>30 replies and still hasn't been posted
I am disappoint Jow Forums
What's wrong with this? Started buying gallons of spring water. Much, much more cost efficient than even McDonald's drinks
haha dead children, so funny and edgy! xDDDDD
Don't people do this either
1. to avoid using bottles to help the environment or
2. to help conditioning when doing some sort of water based training (ie lifeguard, navy, coast guard)
Why is this jewess so butthurt
>it might be a malfunctioning piece of equipment that sounds like gun fire
...but smell like turds
>gun control is edgy
Get out of America sub human waste.
>to help conditioning when doing some sort of water based training (ie lifeguard, navy, coast guard)
nigga wat?
The most mediocre white men will always find some boogyman to blame for their failures. You could kill every non white in the world and you'll still complain. Just face it. Your life sucks because you do.