Femanon here, I want to try anal but I'm scared

absolutely degenerate

How much of a fucking lowlife do you have to be to come to a forum you know is dominated by people who aren't sexually active to announce that you have sex and they don't?

There are 500000 forums to discuss this. There's a Reddit for it. There is something called Google.

Seriously, think for moment you dense fuck, what is the benefit to me providing assistance for another dude getting pleasure while I am in hell?

I don't go to homeless shelters to be like "ugh Im having so much trouble figuring out a way to plan my finances ugh it's so stressful making six figures BAKA!", Because despite my vulgarity I've developed the ability to fucking read other people and employ manners when necessary. That is the only way I will ever interprit your fucking annoying attention whore post. Go ahead, screenshot this. Niceguys! Sadcringe! Bullying fats or blacks is a criminal offense, but bullying suicidal losers is fucking awesome! Go the fuck away you stupid fucking whore. Until you've disarmed all the rest of your psycho fucking gender , you have no place here. I keep fucktarded dudes in check, I have never seen one girl in my life stand up to horrible women who ruin people's lives because you want to keep the conning option open if everything else fails.

Feel free to counter anything I've said, but you won't. Fucking pussy. Buzzwords to dismiss my statement are an admission that you have no counter, I'm right, and you are gonna keep playing your stupid game a little longer .

I type because it works. You will fuck off now. The roast beef army will hear this battle from afar, and they will fear coming anywhere near me or my safe space on the chans as a result.

And then your dick gets an infection because your gf unknowingly had some parasites in the diarrhea, and the only way to get rid of it is to chop your dick off, but you decide not to, and on those lonely nights you feel something wriggling in that area, but oh well, yous still have your dick.

Found the guy who is afraid of his own shaddow

I'm just trying to disgust people, no worries.

Some women like it. It doesn't really feel "good", more just "full", and yes it's going to be a little painful. Guys get more pleasure, we don't have prostates.

If you want to try it go for it, make sure you prep and he's gentle.

I'm a guy whose only ever had anal sex with my gf so I'm not that experienced, but:

>Does it feel good?
She seems to really like it. But it's not like an every time we have sex kind of thing she has to be in the right kind of mood. Also the sex is not like normal penis in vagina in and out sex, it's far slower and far more intimate. Basically you just get him to finger the outside of your asshole and then inside a little bit then use tonnes of lube and slowly put the dick in. And then to actually have sex you hardly move at all basically I just have her lay on her stomach and I put my entire dick inside her and do the most gentle movements or even just 'tense' my dick. It feels so good for the male the ass is so tight and it's so hot she is taking the entire thing inside her and enjoying it to the point of orgasming just from anal

>How do I prep?
Not sure. My gf never does anything but shower beforehand. Never had an issues with poop or smells. Maybe she enemas? I don't know.

>Does cum in your ass feel weird post cream pie?
She can't feel it

>Should I make my boyfriend wear a condom?

No way lol. what's the point? Anal is so intimate it's like you're deep inside her body

Some German posted a prep guide on Jow Forums

I've done anal with most of my gf's and they've all loved it. the orgasms are much more intense than vaginal.

go sloooooow, and follow the cues of your body. use lots of lube and take lots of time. a lot of guys rush which ruins the whole thing. don't do it with a guy you don't trust.

also, hygiene. i'm not sure what girls do to prepare, but i imagine they have to be clear down there, whether that means using the bathroom an hour or so before or what, i'm not sure.

If you are privileged enough to have anal sex, you should at least know and appreciate the work that goes into being ready for your cock.

My ex did not want to do anal, but anal is my greatest fetish.
She finaly folded after our relationship started to go better.
When I finnaly took her anal virginity, these are exact words she said : Wtf, this feels the same.
Im serious.
I dont know what to think about it.

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If you prepare with an enema,no, hurts? Depends of your tolerance to pain,you can train using a buttplug all day long so you get used to it.

Thank you so much everyone!

It's funny how a lot of guys don't know the process that some girls might take in order to prepare for anal (or bottom guys too)

I'm just torn because I read this article and it states to not douche before anal sex

Quote from article:

"Yeah, but when I douche all kinds of poo comes out." You're not wrong. The thing about enemas and irrigation devices is that they were made for people with actual constipation issues, not bottoms. When we douche, the force of water propelled into the colon goes past the area that actually needs to be clean for sex, up into the sigmoid colon. That fills the feces up there with water, and then washes it all out, which is the point of the enema in the first place. An enema cleans out way more than you need to for sex, making your butthole even dirtier in the process. And many people do this repeatedly, until the water comes out clear. That's like draining a whole pool just to get a few leaves out when you could be using a skimmer instead.

So does this mean the only thing I should do before anal is just empty my colon and shower?

vice.com/en_us/article/59zq3x/gay-guys-youre-douching-wrong

My mistake this is what I'm referring

A lot of my female friends aren't interested in anal sex so I've only ever asked my gay friends and I'm jealous because they have prostates

Can girls cum from anal sex even though they don't have prostrates or is that a myth?

Yeah try it with someone you really trust. I did it with my gf. Glad we did it. Very intimate, but not like a regular thing.

It depends on how you douche, you don't want to go too far in because it will bring out more fecal bits but it's one of those things that you get the hang of after a few attempts.
If you're going to douche do it a couple of times on your own and use a dildo to see how clean things are, do it at least 40 minutes before sex and make sure you get all of the water out (bad experience haha).
You really don't need to douche more than 3-4 times, you don't need the water to be clear you just need it to be not too murky and no bits in the water.
Be very gentle with the douche and don't use water that is too hot or too cold, try to get it to be just a tiny bit warm and never use soap or anything other than clean water.
Once you have done it once or twice you will relise it really isn't difficult, but it takes practice to perfect it.

Never link to Vice again, thanks.

My ex was weird. She loved having her ass played with during vaginal intercourse (dildos, beads, etc.), but didn't much care for anal penetration no matter how much attention her pussy and clit were getting.

She still let me do it, but she didn't enjoy it.

Why would you still do it if you knew she didn't enjoy it?

>you're trash

>Can girls cum from anal sex even though they don't have prostrates or is that a myth?

I got my ex to cum from tummy rubbing once. No joke. She had just cum shortly before from being eaten out and was still really sensitive, but she literally got off from that. So, don't let preconceived notions of what can or can't lead to an orgasm dictate what gets someone off. Given the right circumstances, a girl can cum from it.

>I got my ex to cum from tummy rubbing once.
I briefly dated a girl who would cum very quickly from having her stomach or lower back gently tickled, far quicker from oral or actual sex.
Female orgasms are strange.

All the advice in this thread has been good so far.
I'll mention this: being a little bit tipsy or doing poppers can help. You don't want to be shitfaced but being a touch drunk will definitely dull any pain and make you a little more uninhibited.

Gross. Why would you want to do that?

Elliot Rodger?

Seriously hope this isn't real to be fair lad

Guys, I'd love to try anal with my gf but she's 5'4 and I'm quite lucky with my size(8" length, 6.5" girth).

I've seen a couple people on Jow Forums say shit to the >tfw small dick like "your dick is the perfect size for fucking traps but not women" and shit like that.

Is this the drawback? Am I just realistically too big for anal to be an enjoyable experience for any woman I'm with?

Don't do Poppers, the shit is insanely bad for your brain.

I can't believe a single person didn't post using silcone anal trainers to prep before actual penetration. You need to relax, and it will feel like you have to shit but you won't although you should try to do prior to the act. If you have a normal diet and bowel movements it shouldn't be a problem. It wasn't this brand my ex gf purchased, but the concept was the same.

amazon.com/AUKON-Naughty-Medical-Silicone-Trainer/dp/B07BTFZTMR/ref=sr_1_11_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1522667622&sr=8-11&keywords=anal+trainer+kit&th=1

Have your bf stimulate you working his way up with the necessary size before he decides to penetrate. Only takes like 10-15 min. Anal was fun, but prefer vaginal while she has the toy in her ass, it makes shit fucking tight without the down sides of anal.

> being this pussywhipped

> weird
It's pretty common for women to not like it, lay of the American porn.

>work with a girl
>says she has to quit early to go to the doctors
>why did you fuck to hard?
>looks embarrased
>say holy shit i was right
>she laughs and says yeah i should not have let him try anal
>mfw he goes ape mode on her ass and she ends up bleeding

Should add we are pretty upfront to eachother

>Should I make my boyfriend wear a condom?
As an alternative (depending how adventurous you are) you could use a latex catsuit with built in sheaths, vaginal and anal

Why are you listening to degenerate sodomites and why do you want to be like one of those filthy people?
It's simple........look at the way the human body is designed and what parts are used for. It isn't rocket science.
Exit only. Why do you think people end up with prolapse? Because forcing anything in your anus destroys the sphincter muscle and it only takes one time to break it and need a colostomy bag if it is too damaged for surgery to try and repair.
Want to shit through a hose into a plastic bag the rest of your life?

Personally I hate it. One preparation attempt was enough for me. But maybe that's just because I'm a womanlet (5'2''). PIV makes me feel stuffed enough.

>Why do you think people end up with prolapse?
I really had no idea this was the reason. Cite?

Sorry to break your boat, but not everyone on Jow Forums is a fucking raging incel. Maybe consider killing yourself?

It was weird for him because she liked a dildo penetrating her ass, but not his dick. I would call that pretty weird, too.

I would call not weird not liking both, or liking both.

DON'T, it hurts and I will never, ever let a guy talk me into this again.

I don't understand guys obsession with anal anyway. Unless they are gay.

I like it because I like to dominate, and my gf likes it because she likes to be dominated/used, it turns her on even though its not comfortable. Anal is the ultimate expression of domination and submission. You've just used this person like a piece of meat, made them do something they don't particularly enjoy purely for your pleasure.

Being gay is entirely irrelevant to the matter.

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>will there be shit?
Shit in your ass? What do you think?

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Experienced analfag here.

Don't know why people are overcomplicating it with trainers, toys, enemas...

Lube the hole, not just the cock, or the lube will just be wiped off on insertion.

While eating a girl out I normally finger fuck her, then slowly move a wet finger to her ass. Tease the entry for a while, continue eating, and insert just a fingertip. Don't go for depth at this point or you'll spook her. If she doesn't object to the fingertip, try it with two fingertips, and push your luck, but don't forget to keep eating. If after two fingertips she doesn't object, try a little deeper, and you've pretty much got the green light. Add a bit more lube to rim and cock (I never bother with a condom), and squeeze the head in. Start slow, enjoy!

Oh, and if you've got a long cock, it will hurt her if you go balls deep. An ex was always in pain from my length but I continued to go balls deep - Cunty thing to do, knowing your gf is hurting, but hearing her say that my cock was too big made me feel so alpha.

>Anal is the ultimate expression of domination and submission.
yep
wife doesn't really like it, but will do it on occasion because I like it so much
I wouldn't have married her if she didn't

Dudes like this, I really wish I could shoot in the face.

>I deeply hurt and abused someone I said I loved because my ego and masculinity/daddy issues were more important than the feelings/wellbeing of my partner

Absolute trash. You're the reason why women don't trust men.

>Does it feel good?
It feels like you're taking a very confused shit
> How do I prep?
I've never prepped because it's always been a spur of the moment thing they do with little warning.
> Does cum in your ass feel weird post cream pie?
Yes, you should go shit it out asap or youll slowly leak ass cum all day.
>Should I make my boyfriend wear a condom?
Meh i didnt. Its more an std thing at that point, and i know my bf
>Will there will shit?
My bf says there tends to be at least a little

She didn't like anal and still decided to marry the guy - where's the lack of trust?

>You're the reason why women don't trust men.
My wife trusts me completely and picked me over all the other guys trying to get her. She's unusually honest for a woman, and once told me that she loved how "I didn't put up with her shit". She's a very strong personality and tends to steamroll over other people. I calmly maintain dominance and she loves that.

So she has daddy issues, too. Cool.

>you're still a shitstain

That happens, probably often. A friend married for love, knowing he would never accept her fetishes, and had to keep them secret.

>>>/tumblr/

faggot

If you go this route remember to lube up bot the inside and the outside of the sheaths. Then insert the sheaths into you at your own pace.

The penetration will not be chafing and no mess either. Remove catsuit while showering.

WHERE ARE THE VAGRANTS, BROTHER? WE SHALL RESCUE THESE MAIDENS AND VANQUISH THESE KNAVES TOGETHER, WITH OUR STEEL!

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>implying she's a dude

If u lube it up u wont feel the cum.
Also try getting fingered first with lube in ass

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Missed the "dildo" part. Yeah that's bizarre.

This. It may not even hurt that much, but girls don't get off just on the physical part - which is far less good feeling than it is for guys. They get off because they are pleasing their man.

>Cunty thing to do, knowing your gf is hurting, but hearing her say that my cock was too big made me feel so alpha.
honestly the hottest stuff though. if they are turned on enough and you've been at it for a while, they'll deal with it.
who the fuck wants to ruin the mood right?

yeah but anal can feel great to if you hit it right. Ive given my gf anal orgasms from putting pressure on the posterior fornix