Why do guys think opening with stuff like this is a good idea?

>Why do guys think opening with stuff like this is a good idea?
Because 9/10 they're not going to be messaged back anyway. Better to go with the 50/50 than the 90/10 and send lots of messages to pad your numbers

Nice lips. Thanks for the fap bait.

Because trying to take all seriousness away from the situation can help you relax enough to have the conversation in the first place
You wouldn't get it because you are a woman so you don't know how asking someone out is like

>Send an obscene message
>wtf don't be so serious do you know how hard it is to ask out a girl you fucking woman god fuck you
Yeah that's why he asked if they look like that.

It's a hookup app and therefore a numbers game. He's asked 50 different women that same day that exact same question and at least one has responded positively. He doesn't want you. He wants to nut.

99% of women you ask out are just going to tell you to go fuck yourself anyways so you have to learn not to take it hard someway

If the messages didn’t contain details of locations, I’d post a pic of me asking a dude out to prove you wrong.

>Yeah that's why he asked if they look like that.
I’m confused by this lol

>He doesn't want you. He wants to nut.
Good thing I won’t be replying to anything like this again lol

I don't think you quite grasp Tinder. Even the ones being nice and cordial just want to nut in your minge. You're a fleshlight to these men. That's what Tinder is for. It's for men to find fleshlights and women to find dildos. You're an object.

I’m not looking for a relationship, just learning how to seperate the users from a potential decent friend with benefits.

>you’re a flesh light
A flesh light is reusable, if looked after.. a tissue isn’t.

I agree with the notion of taking a relaxed stance on life. It was just dumb to go
>boo hoo you don't know what it's like
You don't need to justify the mantra of "lighten up" with anything more than "just block him it's fine."
>I’m confused by this lol
You have nice lips, dummy. Guys want to feel nice lips on their knobs.

Wow I feel silly, not heard that before, my bad

I have no idea what that last line was meant to mean. It sounds like it was supposed to be tumblr-esque quip about choking the chicken, but it did not come off at all. Being proud of being a reusable cum receptacle says a lot about you though and explains why he wanted you to choke on his meat stick.

What are you, 18? That's been a thing forever. Your future fwb will appreciate them.

I believe you’re the kind of man that has been desensitised sexually because of your overexposure to porn.
That isn’t intended to be a bitchy comment, I just want you to know the language you use doesn’t really bother me but it seems you intend for it to do so.

Aw, I wish. I’m 23, just never been told I have nice lips.

I think guys think it works, then it doesn’t, and they come on here bitching about sluts and whores and wondering why girls never reply.

It’s just like dudes who send dick pics. The worst part about this is that you just become a joke to people if you do this. You start getting ostracized and women and other dudes know you’re a piece of shit.

t. Dude with success on dating sites

Not bad.

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You look like an ugly bitch.

>I think guys think it works, then it doesn’t, and they come on here bitching about sluts and whores and wondering why girls never reply.

Understanding this is probably why you have success on dating sites, user.

My friend told me not to give guys my snapchat or they’ll assume I’m okay to swap pics. Would you agree with that?

I don’t disagree but apparently like 200 guys don’t care lol

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I haven't watched porn since I was 12. Over a decade ago. It sounds like you're the one who has been desensitised sexually, given that you appear to be okay with being a reusable wank toy for strangers.

>trying to brag about Tinder matches
Christ, how insecure are you? No amount of passive aggressive "lol"s can hide how affected you are.

Get used to it when you find a compatible dude and you go down on him. You'll hear it all the time.
>My friend told me not to give guys my snapchat or they’ll assume I’m okay to swap pics
That is correct. Don't give nobody the tine of day unless y'all have effortless, humorous conversation.

Not him but
>not knowing most guys swipe right on everyone
Guys aren't as picky as girls so you got that going for you.

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Because you have a vagina and seem easy since you are not a 10/10. So should be a quick and effortless lay. That's why you have so many matches and so many men send you those msgs which is on an app where the sole idea is for hook ups. Also keep in mind most men just swipe right then sort out the uggos later.

Never watched porn
>inb4 girls always say that

>calling me insecure after I literally just called myself ugly
Good job detective

Why can’t we all just have a conversation like civilised human beings?

I never said you watched porn. I said you were desensitised sexually. You don't need porn to do that. I imagine you surround yourself with many like-minded sluts and that's why you think being a cocksleeve isn't disgusting.

>Why can’t we all just have a conversation like civilised human beings?
>Jow Forums
>Civilised

You might wanna go to Reddit if you want that.

Man I'd fuck you.

>They respond because it gets a reaction.
This.

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That's weak shit for a girl's tinder. Matches are meaningless, converting matches to actual dates is what matters in evaluating a girl's tinder game. With a guy's tinder game, matches are a better metric than converting matches to dates.

>can't get as many matches as Stacy
>needs to go to the mongolian fishing ofrum for (you)s
Have one on the house roastie.

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You ever sat down and thought of a telemarketer? No human with a packet of salt's worth in merit will buy a fucking vacuum cleaner, or a phone plan, over the phone, from some guy who can't even afford a storefront to sell it in.
But they don't need to get you. They get old granny withers who just can't say no, or doesn't know any better.

That's the same here. These guys are out for thots of such low caliber that it's embarrassing for them to be dredging that low, and embarrassing that womankind stoops so low.

In other words, if they could score higher than this line would get them, they'd do so. But they can't, so they're here.

>it's just to 'get a reaction'
>hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded
It takes a special kind of pussy to half-assedly commit to an approach only to back down and perform damage control when it goes south.

Tinder men are bitch boys of their own, special caliber.

I am him and I basically swipe right on everyone who isnt black or morbidly obese, 200 is a pretty low number.

Wait are you serious?
You MATCHED over 200 guys?
I'd ask whether you want attention or have low self-esteem but we already know the answer.

I don't think he has much to lose. Online dating is garbage. Guys start messaging the shit out of everyone and everything just to see what sticks and women start nitpicking at every fucking detail finding reasons to not be interested in a perfectly good guy.

The online dating experiment failed hard. The only merits it has are that it shows you more people than you could find in a day but that merit goes out the window when you consider the first points I made.

Kind of funny how much effort it takes for straight guys to hook up with girls. So fucking tedious with so little pay-off.

On grindr it's so opposite. Most guys want to fuck, so swapping nudes and sexually desires is first and foremost, but most of them are also nice guys. It's all just honest, friendly sex.

Op, even if guys start off talking about sex it doesn't mean they're not nice guys. I get that there's different etiquette for hooking up with women, but like the others have said, you're on a hook-up site. Hook-up!

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Of course the jager is a fucking (spawnpeeking) faggot.

I downloaded tinder last night and swiped right on everyone, woke up this morning to 30 matches but most are fat and chubby girls, am I too ugly for this app?

He's basically asking what you're into. If it's a turn off, move along. He's probably being efficient. He wants someone who enjoys blow jobs and doesn't want to waste time chatting up someone who isn't going to fit.

If there's something you like you can reply with that. So...

>any good at bjs?
>Sure am, how good are you at eating pussy? (or whatever)

>Tinder is a hook up site
I mean, the fact that it only takes a slightly different arrangement of words to get into your pants shows what kind of girl you are anyway.

Yeah I'm a goddamn faggot. Deal w it.

Btw you want a bj?