/GIOYC/ #3 - Please hold while we find an user who also knows that feel edition

Get it off your chest user.
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sketchy indeed...

I've kind of recently realized that I compartmentalize the concept of sex. Ok, that sounds normal, everyone does that with pretty much everything. But here's the twist: I treat the concept of sex the same way as the concept of, say, magic. i.e. it's fun to think about, read about, play games involving it, watch movies, etc. I don't have some 'woe is me' Jow Forums attitude about not having it and life is unfair for not plopping it into my lap. Instead I just don't even consider it an option however remote; it just doesn't exist as a blip on my radar for future potential life experiences. I still get urges and jerk it every now and then but I do that more from impulse than anything. Porn bores me in the same way food bores me (cue armchair diagnoses of depression), it's just there as a means to an end (to fap for porn, nutrition for food).

This is not a healthy view to have. Somehow I need to move sex from it's own compartment in my mental life to one that is not confined to the realm of impossible fantasy.

(If you must know, as it is probably relevant to some degree, I am 27KHV. Never had a gf, been on a date, etc.)

I told my mum I want to study music instead of physics and she got mad with me. She said I had a lot of growing up to do, that being an adult is about responsibility, that she hates her job but she does it anyway. Is this what life is? I do feel bad for squandering their support this first year, but I was just trying to see if I could make it work.

I felt so depressed being silent about not enjoying my time at uni. I thought opening up would help. I feel even shittier now.

I can't tell if the way to grow up is to realise I need to forge my own path, or listen to my parents and conform. It's not like I dream of being a rockstar. I'd compose for shitty indie films or games if I could.

Well user it's time to get on tinder or get a prostitute. Just to get you over that hurdle
I wish I was joking
user I'd personally listen to other Anons opinions here but I kind of have to side with your mum
I'd stick with physics to ensure that you come out of uni with a none meme degree as you're going to be in a lot of debt once you come out, getting a job with a decent salary is going to be your first priority above all
This is not to say you cannot do music on the side whether you befriend someone there so you learn how to use the software second hand or go on one of the many online tutorial sites (lynda and the like) and learn it that way
Best of luck user

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>Well user it's time to get on tinder or get a prostitute. Just to get you over that hurdle
>I wish I was joking
Lol. I'm not exactly good-looking (not that that's a major roadblock is what most would say) and prostitutes are illegal in Burgerland. No money to go abroad either.

Get fit then at the very least user if looks are your biggest concern however shyness and lack of social abilities seem to be most people's downfall on this site more than any other factor. I refuse to believe you're that bad looking
>prostitutes are illegal in burgerland
Firstly because its illegal doesn't mean it can't be accessed and secondly you technically have nevada Thirdly if that fails just record it and then it becomes pornography and completely legal in most states its stupid but its a thing.
Only reason I recommend it is that a friend of mine got a prostitute (wasn't my idea was very against it) after he was a virgin after 21 just to get him over what sex was like and it helped him move on to a gf (soon wife) even though he still says he would have preferred to lose it to a proper gf he was glad that he moved on and it helped him to where his is.

Oh fuck just before posting I realised reddit also does a virginity exchange and other sex meet up things if you don't mind going to that site just advertise yourself as painfully shy etc

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As of last night I've got word that I'm officially that guy, the last person in my irl friend group to be an autistic virgin. After years of deliberation, I ended up being the hopeless, pathetic, forever alone loser of the bunch. The eternal 3rd wheel no matter who I'm hanging out with, now left without anyone stuck in the same position to talk to about such things. I turn 25 in a few months, rapid approaching that christmas cake status, and I'm still no closer to being a presentable human being than I was a year ago. Totally clueless, a lost cause.

I know I have no one to blame but myself, but it hurts.

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Burgerland resident here. You can hire an escort and while technically still illegal if you handle it properly you'll be fine. I've hired the same escort three times and it's been fantastic. Try sites like theeroticreview for well reviewed providers. Keep in mind, though, that it won't be cheap. It cost me $400/hour but it was worth every penny.

Inb4 someone says something about pussy being free. I'm a fat ugly 30 year old nerd who's never had a girlfriend and also lost their virginity to above mentioned escort. I've come to the conclusion that I am simply undateable and not cut out for relationships. So, whores and strippers will be my route until i keel over and die.

Solid advice, friend. Especially that reddit thing (>you have to go back). But I guess I should probably clear up the fact that it's not due to me being painfully shy or whatever. I can talk to anybody about anything (I'm a TA and have to frequently teach rooms full of students, I also have to talk in front of rooms of professionals, for examples). My problem seems to stem not from nervousness/anxiety/whatever but rather from some weird view (that more than likely did come from my lack of experience) that sex is not an option at all. I guess your advice is just to force it into being an option and that will fix my strange compartmentalization? Hmmm. Will think about it.

Can you show me you care without something to mirror? Or are you a shadow parrot?

I hate being gay. I am out but I don't actively bring it up or mention it. Most people are 100% sure I am straight. I wish I were. I would give anything to be.

Mainly it is due to the "community". It is bullshit. Everyone seems to have some kind of mental disorder or rampant drug use. Its all hidden by this pride bullshit. They scream for acceptance while refusing to accept each other. Treating each other like shit while moaning about how no one loves them.

I cut off all but two people (excluding family) and just dove into work and building my own company. I've lost myself in the successes that I have had and couldn't be happier. My successes have almost reached the point to where I no longer need to work. I will soon be able to walk away from it all and not tell anyone. I won't tell my family, I won't tell my friends, and I won't tell those in the "community" that I coach and mentor. I will close up everything one day, walk away from it all, cut all contacts and start a new life elsewhere.

It is so close. I am so happy and I can not wait.

>$400/hour
that's fucking insane, you can just take a girl on an expensive date then fuck her all night with that money, desu

>Getting an attractive woman to go on a date with me
That's the difficult part, user.

I have a long term girlfriend and a FWB who both know about each other and are both comfortable with my being involved with both but I feel bad for the girlfriend still.

GF has a non existent sex drive and my sex drive as a 20 year old male is very high so we decided I should get a fuck buddy.

My memepression doesn't let me forget that this consensual cheating is still cheating.

Es ist Zeit für Verbesserungen user

But first are you a man or a woman I only ask because I've only heard women call themselves a Christmas cake. Because the advice really varies
Jacob is that you? Hannah and liv? Just curious.

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>Infaturation posters should get range banned. I'd bet all my grandpa's inheritance he is a buffoon who doesn't know shit, probably a Spic, manlet, beta, plays Battlegrou

QFT

Not a problem exclusive to femanons though..

S, I care a lot about you. Way too much actually, to the point where it's becoming really unhealthy.
So I have to let go because you can't be mine, and I don't think I can let myself be your friend. Even though I hate to admit it, you do have a special place in my heart.
So goodbye and don't end up in the wrong place. I really hate it when you debase yourself like that.

Lately, I've made strides in overcoming my social anxiety, but it still reminds me that there's nothing I really care about or want to do, and everywhere I look is like a reflection of being depressed. After trying every other option, I've taken up the medication, and now I've just got to hope it works. How much longer until I no longer feel dead inside?

What makes you think I can't be yours?

>But first are you a man or a woman
Man. Jokingly using silly self deprecating terms like Christmas Cake are my way of coping with the situation, less funny now that everyone will be laughing at me as opposed to with me now that I can no longer revel in shared misery with fellow losers. No more wingmen bros for me.

Jow Forums would be dead without the teenage drama.

You're not her and she's taken and she can turn bat shit insane out of nowhere. Long story short, she's toxic and evil and too damn beautiful to forget.

Seems like you're looking for validation, rather than advice, but here it goes.
>GF has a non existent sex drive
Have you considered the possibility that you don't turn her on? You must have at some point, so try to figure out how to make that happen again.

But This is the stuff that makes me feel a bit better about my own trash life :^)

I miss him. He ended the relationship and I'm here hoping he would come back. Time and distance shall heal us, until that time comes I'm still going to miss you.

>I'm a number 2 guy, you know, the type of male friend girls cry on his shaulders
>actually there're 3 girls that I'm their number 2
>they don't know each other, so basicly I hang out with each of them once a week, sometimes we go on vacation just the two of us, or a week-end, a concert, whatever
>their respective boyfriends know about me, so no cheating here
>in fact I'm dating another girl who I really like, she doesn't know about the other 3

does this make me a bad person?
I just love my life right now, I can call any of them and hang out anytime I want, or when I want to be alone, I just fucking stay at my place.

webm absolutely not related but I love chubby redheads

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Hum, that sounds like me though. Who are you?

It makes you dumb like hell. That shit is gonna blow up in your face.

Who do you think I am? Guess my initials. If you guess wrong, then you are not her.

No the FWB's name is Heather

She's told me multiple times she has no sex drive due to a nerve pain issue she has had since she was a kid.

I stopped taking my antidepressants for 5 days and for the first time in my life stole something. I saw the opportunity to steal a Nintendo Switch game and I took it. I got away with it entirely but I still feel awful.

Reminding myself that I stole it from a kid who openly dabbed in public during our Calculus class so I feel less bad about it.

How do I stop feeling guilt for doing wrong things? Alcohol? Is it alcohol?

I think I've finally chased away the only friend I had left

I don't feel like I'm alive.

I don't enjoy stuff as much as I used to.

I'm fully, 100% aware that anything I do enjoy or anything i do is just meaningless distraction until I die.

Is this what it means to be a nihilst? Depressed? Both?

Every time I glance at myself in the mirror I have a bit of existential dread. I look at myself and I'm in disbelief in what I see. Hell, me typing this, looking at my hands, wondering, "is this real? Is my existence real?", it's all too much. I either am baffled at the concept of my own existence, or I'm disgusted with it. Like I look at the mirror and I either see a monster, or I think "the nearly 23 years of my life have lead up to this moment... me looking at myself in a mirror" and I look at my hands and start wondering what's real. One time on a subway train home I had no energy to do anything so I just sat there looking at my hands. Both in an existential pondering kind of way and in a horrible self loathing kinda way. My hands, these hands... are they only meant for destruction?

Nothing makes any sense and I don't know what's real, but at the same time... I really, really, really hate myself.

I feel so ugly sometimes, then I take a look at myself, somewhat like it, instantly forget and feel like shit again

Are you working out? What's your job/income?

Acid, you're on acid.

I don't take any drugs. Though I guess what I described could have been interpreted as an acid trip. When I said "monster in the mirror" I didn't mean it literally. I just meant that I'm disgusted with myself and I hate myself that when I see myself, I don't even think of myself as a human.

You're holding something back. You have to open that door homie.

>I thought she was my best friend
>I'm actually just her beta orbiter and she only added me on her Steam too so I would buy her things which I happily did because I like buying things for my friends

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I absolutely fucking hate my mother. She represents everything I despise in a human being. She's egocentric, she talks a lot, yells all the fucking time for absolutely no reason, tries to constantly make you feel like trash, tells people they are worthless, thinks she knows everything about everything...

I cannot stand knowing she exists. Honestly, I'd rather have her think I am dead than have her contact me at her fucking whim. It's disturbing how much I dislike being around this vile person.

Sounds like you're experiencing depersonalization.

Well user you learnt a very valuable lesson. Learn to say no to hoes
(or alternatively don't be a yesman especially to women)

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I wish I didn't become a neet for two years. I wish I had a better lie about why I'm so much older than everyone in class. I wish I lied more whenever people askes how old I am. I wish my inner demons would stop using my peers to torment me.
Yeah, I was in academic dismissal and wasted time for 2-3 years, what's it to you fuckers? So what if someone my age is in a basic as fuck class for college? You fucks can take your gasps/shock and keep it to yourselves. Anything you think of or questions you have I've already asked myself for years.
I wish I could tell the entire truth or lie about everything instead of sitting in the middle. I hate being mediocre.

I love u so much that I'm depressed when u are not around, but when I do see u it's a constant reminder of what I'll never have - and I get depressed. Think I'm just going to anhero

I feel the same way about him... you have to fight it. You will be okay

What did yours do? :c

Wouldnt it be HELLA funny if we all were talking about the same man?

You gave it all up, you had nothing left
You should have kept some for yourself
It's easier to see in retrospect
What I could have done to help
We only get one life to get it right
We only get one life to lead
Now you can't keep this up night after night
You need to find someone to be

I want to shine a light
On the things you do
I want to shine a light
On the things you do

I never wanted anything from you
I never wanted much at all
But you were always up to something new
You never had that far to fall

Not working out, but I hit the track a few times a week weather permitting for a long walk and maybe a run if I'm feeling frisky.

I have a job. I admittedly mediocre money, but it pays enough for rent and the occasional luxuries, I pretty much make my own hours, and I actually enjoy doing it.

If I told you, would you believe me?
Everything you need is inside your mind.

She said I shouldn't pursue you. But I can't stop thinking about you. I sent you all my words only to be answered with silence. If I don't stand a chance, just tell me now.

Don't leave me staring out this window
Don't just leave me here in limbo

Silence is their answer. If they wanted to respond, they would.
Just know it's ok to have these feelings. It's human nature, and it's an amazing thing to be a part of. Carpe Diem!

I would try to do things that might effect the way that you view sex. I dont know how you look physically, but going to the gym and being healthy is always a good option. Just being around other people who have the same mentality might effect yours.

It seems the opportunity to make friends at my age is a lost opportunity. It's an outside view. It's something how much of the people in public are actually and openly frustrated with hate and commonly join conversations about fucked up rants that often led to Arian race like mindedness and other severe malicious activity. Even in professional settings. Much of the people given fuck off vibes to the point it might not matter seeking friends if there's also a likelihood of... I dunno.

It just felt like walking in a dead world and something like a purge might happen. People don't want to make sense and don't want to be corrected. And it seems to all have some connection with social media somehow.

This left me feeling very purposeless.

I want to stop being addicted to video games and internet, help me, please.

fucking shit,
for the first fucking time I accidentally left a reddit tab open while helping out a friend and this other guy I know saw my nickname and started stalking through my posts.

A fuck ton of deep personal stories and thoughts are saved in that account and I don't want to fucking delete it. But fucking reddit won't let me change my username.

Is there any way out? Fuck my life I don't want him reading about me being gay in secret and being severely depressed.

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Ask admins, maybe?

Hide the sensitive comments and posts asap

already emailed them. Just occurred to me though that even if I get to change my username, if that SOB remembers any comment or post of mine in particular, he'll probably easily track me down.

I can't hide, only permanently delete, which I'd rather not do. Any other way out?

>What did he mean by this?

Are you sure? The desktop version of Reddit allows you to hide comments

I'm in a constant state of anger. From just a little upset to boiling RAGE and it dosent seem to be leaving anytime soon. Every day I'm afraid I will blow up and take it out on somebody I care about but I'm certain that if I went to a therapist I would be thrown into an institution.

I've a big forehead and I'm annoyed by it because its the only thing that ruins my otherwise """"""ok""""" face. I can't even grow out my hair to cover it because scuffed hairline + thin hair, can't grow a beard either.

Maybe people don't notice it as much as I do but for the odd chance they do, it kills my confidence instantly

Last weekend I had dinner and a few drinks with a widowed friend of my gran, and we ended up having sex and afterwards we cuddled and she fell asleep in my arms. She wants to see me again but I'm not sure if it's because she likes me or if it's because of the intimacy I gave her.

Either he’s not one of us or he is still deep asleep. Signs started to show the past few weeks, but I realized it when my second vote had gone to both 2 and 4. Treading carefully from here.

I'm a sexual agnostic. I believe in sex, I just don't have any proof it exists.

I could honestly help you. I can try at least.
Do you have like Facebook or something?

Since i was 15 getting a girlfriend was my primary goal in life. I was given bad advice by my parents "just tell a girl how you feel". So i had to learn through painful trial and error how to actually date. Lost a lot of weight and improved a lot as a person over the years, by the time i was 18-19, i didn't really care that i've never had a girlfriend. I was happy with myself and content with being alone. I'm 22 now. Since then i've kissed a few girls, but it only ever lasted a few dates. It didn't bother me much.
But then i had my first long relationship, what i've wanted. And i regressed in terms of my neediness for relationships. We didn't have sex (we were going to, but it was near the end of it, i won't get into that). So i was utterly devastated. Every time a girl likes me i consider it a miracle. So i felt very hopeless, and i felt in need of a relationship like i wanted one when i was 15-16. A few months later i had a short relationship and lost my virginity with a girl, but it ended because circumstances are such (she's moving, and she doesn't want to make it more painful). She told me i remind her of a puppy when i'm not horny. She wasn't a rebound, tho admittedly, being with her made me realize how shitty my last relationship was.
I feel like i'm addicted to the feeling. Like i can't rest until i'm at a level of intimacy that i send good night texts to a girl. It's not a "anybody will do" situation, because i've had the awful experience of turning a girl down (we just don't work, tho she's pretty).
But i've neglected every responsibility i have, university etc, in pursuit of a relationship. I've also had a "friends with benefits" option available, but i don't think the benefits include what i'm looking for.
They say you should replace an ex... but i feel like i'm in a loop.
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My parents used to console me back in my teens by saying "i haven't had a gf/bf until i was 28/26"... Yeah, the spergy incompetence of my parents never made me feel better. Dad also told me "women are into success, sometimes success manifests through money, focus on your career, i haven't had a gf until 28, now women can't get enough of me". YEAH, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SOME GOLD DIGGERS 5-10 YEARS DOWN THE LINE DAD.
Dad has a coworker/friend who i've known since i was a kid. He's younger than him, and a bit of a killjoy, and i remember that they often brought up how come he's not married yet... Well he finally got married last year, to a single mom from Kazakhstan he met online. I was always afraid of ending up like him, to be honest.
Maybe i'm also afraid of turning into my father. He's twice divorced, cheats a lot, and i think he wants to give it a 3rd shot.
Being in a serious relationship reignited that old desire. I'm trying to make sense of all this. But i listen to sad music and cry.

The question you have to ask yourself is do you want to see her again?

Kek.

I decided I didn't believe in a god at a very young age. I've always been open to the possibility but also confident that whatever it is, no living human has ever known. I understand why people believe in god. I just have a hard time understanding why people believe in THEIR particular god.

Christianity for example(I know, we all make fun of Christianity). I don't understand how people can read Jesus' story and believe he was divine. I don't understand how people can learn HOW the bible was written and still believe it. I don't understand faith. It seems like the laziest argument you could have.


The way I see it... if I am the way I am because of god, I'm the kind of person who needs evidence because god made me that way. Why would he make me that way, provide no actual evidence, and then punish me for not blindly following him? Why would he base everything around a system that doesn't work like literally anything else in the world?

>in love with coworker
>another guy is with her
>hear him today ask if she would suck his dick
>get pissed off and leave early
>checked her Facebook a few minutes ago on my troll account (I don't have an actual FB and we aren't friends)
>she posted "I wanna boyfriend" after she would've gotten off work

I don't know what to think anymore. All I know is I want to kick the guy's ass for not being more respectful to her, especially in public.

no woman has looked at me or approached me or treated me like a viable or wanted sexual prospect in a decade. Ive met and had various friend groups and met girls along the way and nobody i liked has shown interest in me in any way, not even eye contact or flirting or touching an arm, or hugs. Im simply an acquaintance or distant friend or some person that is around. And no its not a hygiene thing.

I enjoyed spending time with her and getting intimate with her with her and I've never been with anyone else before, but I'm worried what will happen if my friends or, God forbid, my gran find out about us.

Also, if it means anything, the self improvement journey i embarked on when i was 17 after i watched Evangelion...
And yeah, now after these 2 relationships i'm thinking to myself that... love's just a thing that others do. As the unused song on the soundtrack states.
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Just took the biggest shit in my life and it's still sore. How long can th pain last Jow Forums?

Im a girl if that helps.

I'm feeling down about a girl and I don't even know why. She's not someone I know well, but she'd come into my shop (which is now closed) a few times here and there and always greet me with the biggest smile.

Basically I've tried looking her up on Facebook based on her place of work but she doesn't seem to have a profile. I've looked at profiles of people who work there. I've looked at their Instagram pages and there's pictures of them at work and on a few nights out, but she is nowhere to be seen.

Basically I'm worried that she has a boyfriend. It's not so long ago that I had a massive, massive crush on another girl, and it turned out she had a boyfriend, and it devastated me, and I just don't want to endure that again.

How old are you two?

i like dicks but not men. porn has fucked my head

I'm 19, she's 71.

Fuck her into a coma. Only way to make sure she doesn't squeal.

How would I go about it? Besides, if I did that, people would start asking questions.

Do you think if I go see her again we'll have sex again?

Definitely.

Trans women and cross dressers, dude

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I don't want to get over him

howling at the state of you lad

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How come none of the men I date are supportive of my career / working? But then once I lose my job they treat me like dirt for being poor.

I wasn't born wealthy yet they expect me to have extra income without the effort. I don't get it.

I so badly want to apologise for letting you slip through my fingers but not in a take me back kind of way.

Years have passed and I've psychologically and emotionally tortured myself over how bad I fucked up and I want to let you know that I realise now its all on me and I never should have wasted your time as long as I did, but I don't think I can face you without the emotions resurfacing and wanting to go back to you.

> they treat me like dirt for being poor
iktf


>woman
>made of money

sounds like you need a better job

When I think about how much fun my early 20's should have been it makes me sick.

I wish I had left you so much sooner. At least I'm happy now.

I have an amazing job, it just requires long hours some times or travel.

>date a girl, my first everything
>I break up with her after a year
>did not go well
>2 years later
>she has new bf
>I feel bad for the way things ended but I’m largely over it
>Monday I caught her stalking my instagram
>to show I noticed, I liked one of her photos
>she followed me as a response

I want to reach out an olive branch. What do I say? I don’t want to be a homewrecker and I’m really not interested in a relationship with her

My stomach hurts so bad and I have diarrhea.

Fuck, and I'm talking to my gf on the phone. Had to tell her something came up, while in reality it's just going down and coming out.
Being human sucks.

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then literally just say "i'm not interested a relationship but i'd like to know how you're doing" lmao

My boyfriend struggles with anxiety and depression and I really don't know what to do. We've been together one year and I'm always afraid he's going to leave me when he gets into a depressive mood.

Today he said he doesn't want to see me this weekend, and it's already been a week since we've done anything. Being with someone who doesn't want to see you is about the loneliest I've ever felt. I tried to get him to talk about how he feels, and now he's ignoring me.

I want to be so angry at him, but I just can't seem to be, so instead I just feel lost and confused and hurt.

I refuse to participate in this world until we enter a new era. Legalize sex drugs and gambling, no more politicians above the law, full disclosure, I get a video stream of every NSA/CIA meeting. What the fuck is so fucking important that you are doing that it needs to be TOP SECRET? WE ARE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING BLINDLY WORSHIP PEOPLE WHO BLOW PEOPLE UP OVER OIL HAHAHAHA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Wow you did it Reality Winner is in prison for telling people what a government which is supposed to be held in check by it's people is doing wow they are definitely not evil!

Goes both ways dumb fucks.

Let's start by ending the drug war. Not even a quarter mile down the street from me is a pizza shop owned by an italian coke dealer. Everyone knows he deals coke, and so the cops response is going there to eat every day. If I buy an ounce of weed then cops go holy fuck an Irish person trying to advance themselves ruin their shit. I have to watch dozens of people I know get rich selling drugs , but magically any time I try to just break even on my medicine I'll have cops follow me everywhere I go over like two fucking grams. Fuck you fucking pigs. Level the playing field, or stick with your bet where my life has no value so you get to treat me like dirt.. I plan on going on for eternity, so we will clash eventually, so choose wisely you fucking dirty pigs.