Women taking everything literally

whenever I joke around or act sarcastic with women over text they seem to take me very literally; I’m finding that it’s kind of hard to have a humorous personality around them

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Are you around American women?

That's women for you. Don't fuck around on text, you will get misinterpreted. Meet women in person and have sex with them.

Yep
I know but sometimes a good joke comes to me and I can’t help but use it, otherwise the conversation might go stale anyway. It’s always a risk and it sucks

From what I gather, American women tend go be rather dumb. Just accept it and move on with your life.

> I’m finding that it’s kind of hard to have a humorous personality around them
This very much.

>otherwise the conversation might go stale anyway
If you're thinking that way, the conversation has already gone stale.

Always leave 'em wanting more. End the conversation while you're ahead next time.

let me guess you're sexually harassing them as a """joke"""

Women are fucking retarded.

A smart woman is basically equal to an average male.

Most women can't understand sarcasm or satire.

Most women have very little knowledge of the world, and combined with their low intelligence, they will not understand many jokes or topics.

It makes talking with women on anything but an extremely shallow and superficial level impossible.

no wonder women don't like you

>over text
That's you're issue. Interpreting tone via text is difficult (especially sarcasm, unless you're also being over the top and hyperbolic about it) if you don't know these girls well irl they might have no way of knowing if/when you're joking.

I dunno man... Im making no comment on who's better or worse than who but my university campus was majority women and they heavily out populated men in the Masters and PhD programs for medicine.. my one ex girlfriend is a toxicologist, another is an epidemiologist,

And my next door neighbor's average intelligence male is still trying to make extra side scratch selling Tim Hortons bagels out of his living room thinking he's a mad entrepreneur and going to be rich...

Might want to redefine what you consider a smart woman and an average man..

Financial and academic success are not measures of intelligence.

More women go to college than men now BECAUSE they're dumber than men.

Most of these women going to college are so stupid they're going into $70,000+ debt for useless degrees, or they end up unemployed anyway.

Over 80% of suicides are men. Men are so sick of modern society they remove themselves from it, by suicide or unemployment.

The vast majority of unemployed men are more intelligent than females with college degrees.

The fact you don't understand this, and use financial or academic success as a measure of intelligence, is proof that you're a low-IQ female. Or at least, you have the mentality of one.

You don't even understand what intelligence is. You think money = intelligence.

There is homeless men with literal genius IQs that are infinitely smarter than these women in college that you know.

Dude... I want you to save this.. reread it every day until you realise how incredibly retarded any and all of this is...

Many of my female friends have goddamn phds and working in their field.. theyre not in debt 70k because honours students get grants, a lot of them work, while in school (got one friend riding the oil dime because they have her skills out to deisgning better cheaper more efficient hydrogen fuel cells. What a fucking retard right!?), And making well enough money to not be concerned with the debts they do have.

What have you done?

I must say pal.. I'm 30 years old, I'm extremely well travelled, I've met a great many people..

Never met anyone like you who wasn't a total retard. Im a construction worker. Super conservative male work force. One guy walked on site talking like you.

Nearly walked off without a face. This is not acceptable behaviour by the standards of anyone with even half a brain.

You don't even understand what intelligence is. You think money = intelligence.

You're too dumb to understand what intelligence is.

There is homeless men with literal genius IQs that are infinitely smarter than you, and these women with college degrees that you know.

>Nearly walked off without a face.
Your buddies committed felony assault because they wanted to white-knight after he talked bad about feminism?

Cool story. Sounds legit.

There are a lot of weird comments on women ITT.

Women are, on average, more neurotic than men. That means more paranoid, more prone to negative emotion, more concerned of what other people think, more sensitive, and more grudge-holding. That means she's more likely to read into what you say. But again, that's on average. If you can't stand that, look for the minority of women who aren't neurotic.

Unrelated to the OP, but since so many people are talking about intelligence, women are on average slightly smarter than the average male. However, that's because most women tend toward the middle in intelligence, while men skew much more to the extremes. What this means, in effect, is that way more retarded people are male than female, but way more geniuses are also male, rather than female. This can create the illusion that men are smarter than women, because low intelligence people tend not to be very visible to the rest of society, meaning most men are interacting with the half of men who tend to be above average, while also interacting with the more average women, since the low intelligence men are out of sight, and out of mind.

>whenever I joke around or act sarcastic with women over text they seem to take me very literally
>over text
Gee, it's like you can't read tone very easily through text

> I’m finding that it’s kind of hard to have a humorous personality around them
Sarcasm =/= humour. Also it's possible you're not funny, you just think you are

Iq is not the end all be all of intelligence. There are so many different natures of intelligence (emotional, academic), it sounds to me like you don’t know what intelligence is.

The story does sound legit if you ever walked around spouting your hate-speech outside of your little safe-space on Jow Forums. Try it. I dare you.

if she only want to talk to you trhough text, then you ain't worth her time (in her opinion.)

ask her out, if she doesn't value your present.

move on, she is too narcissist. not GF material.

>women are smarter than men on average.
I know everything else you said is legit, but I've never heard that? How big a difference are we talking, like an actual difference or small enough that it's just a minute %error? I'm pretty curious.

Actually, the difference was like 2-3 IQ points higher for men.

Average male and female IQ is equal, however, the distribution is not equal, making men produce more high IQ individuals but also more low IQ individuals. Think of it this way, if you're a man, you're either born a Chad or an incel. That is not the case for women, they can be 12 different classes. Naturally, there will be fewer high IQ women. You can observe the same distribution several places, not just IQ.

imagine how dumb this faggot is. its profound.

Women tend to be a bit more sensitive, and thus prone to taking things more seriously. They're also more standoffish about dates than men, looking for more red flags and thus more likely to see a joke as awkward rather than give in to it. But that's just in general, not true of all individuals.

At the end of the day, do you want to get a lot of women, or do you want to get the right woman? Because if this is something you see as a core part of your personality, something you want to share with a partner, then every woman who rejects you for it is just saving you time while you look for the right one.
Or maybe you just have autism and need to stop making awkward shitty jokes, I can't say for sure without seeing the chats.

It's not because women don't understand your "jokes". It's because they are lame and unfunny and you are nowhere near as funny as you think.

You have to understand that women are sugar coated their whole lives, and even if they understand that you joke, they still can get offended because they are used to think people have nothing bad or challenging to say about them at all.

You know OP personally and know what kinda jokes he makes? That's cool!

Okay, do you know those girls or are you sarcastic on your first encounter? I'm a dude and if I'm with someone I don't really know, I have a hard time knowing if they're sarcastic or not, especially by text, or irl if they keep a deadpan expression

Alright I’ll use an example:
I matched a girl on tinder last night, she looked like sasha grey. I said
>no way, sasha grey! big fan
She said I was cute and never heard that comparison before. Then I go
>Oh thanks, we should make movies sometime har har
She says
>lmao like a porn?
To which I reply
>I mean, with your likeness we could make millions
Then she deletes me. Was it because I was objectifying her or did she literally believe I wanted to make and sell a porn with her? And btw this is Tinder and flirtatious language ought to be expected

If you're sarcastic and use Jow Forums I can say without doubt you're probably the biggest buzz-kill around. Your "sarcasm" isn't funny and you're just a sperg.

Literally this. When you don't know someone well enough to know how likely it is that they're being serious, and you can't hear their tone of voice or see their expression, that type of humour can easily miss the mark. Especially if they think you're being mean to them (it's not uncommon that guys can turn nasty over dating apps or whatever if that's what you're talking about)

If you're talking about your friends who should know you better however, then you should find some new friends who aren't sensitive little bitches and understand your humour better.

How is
>I mean, with your likeness we could make millions
an answer to
>lmaa like a porn?

Does this happen everytime? Maybe she found someone else, maybe she wanted you to say "yeah, my place or yours", who knows. It seems like you're reading too much into it, she understood but didn't want to go there and that's it

It's hard to understand the nuisances and tone of a conversation through text. Either use multiple emojis and "lol jks" when texting a joke OR simply keep texts to simple sentences and statements. I believe this is the same for all people and not just woman. I can't tell if the person on the other line is being for real or angry or indifferent.

Here is a simple comedy skit to help you understand this concept: youtube.com/watch?v=naleynXS7yo

I am a girl and I probably would have deleted you at

>Oh thanks, we should make movies sometime har har

You just strike me as that guy who thinks he's hilarious but is actually just cringe-worthy or 2edgy4u. Like the friend you invite to social events but spend the entire time worrying they're going to say something offensive. Nobody wants that guy as their boyfriend.

Stop labeling yourself as "the funny guy" because people who do this are very rarely funny. Being funny comes from a natural ability to observe situations, along with a good sense of timing. Blurting out random sarcastic remarks or offensive lines isn't funny unless you're 15. This is where you're going wrong.

>how is this an answer to that
I was answering her question ambiguously, because the answer was already obvious and I moved on to a comedic reason I made the suggestion. I wasn’t going to jump into actually setting this up because I was joking around, I was hoping for a little more banter before anything like that

Her question might seem stupid, but I feel like she was giving you an opening and you missed it, so she deleted because that's Tinder for you
It came out as if you were dodging the issue, so maybe she thought you didn't have the balls to go on. Just like a "wanna fuck? lol sorry my friend took my phone, he's such an idiot haha"
But of course, it's only a supposition, we can't know for sure.

I wasn’t marketing myself on tinder as a funny guy, I just made the observation this girl looked like a porn star and made a joke about wanting to shoot a porn with her “har har”. How is that a red flag that I’m outrageously offensive? It’s a hookup site, sex jokes are the norm

I'm not saying it's a red flag that you're offensive. I'm saying you're probably not funny, and trying to be funny when you're not funny makes women drier than the Sahara desert.

Dude here and I agree, the Sasha Grey thing would have probably only worked on Sasha Grey. That's a bit too edgy for a first joke and suggesting making a porno doesn't sound like a joke but like you actually want to. You should self-respect more before you joke around.

When I'm talking to a man I don't know very well, I will always assume he is being serious, because the consequences of his jokes falling flat and thinking I'm unobservant are lower than me coming off as insensitive to his wants, needs, and feelings.

Well at least she “laughed her ass off”

Again, hook up app

Hook up app doesn't necessarily mean you can get away with anything. You can say let's fuck or something and be straight forward about your intentions but the thing is you can think a woman might be a slut but you simply never suggest/say it. The whole Sasha Grey thing probably didn't do much to make the girl at ease which is what you want.

And btw
>I'm not saying it's a red flag that you're offensive
And
>You just strike me as that guy who... a friend invites to social events but spend the entire time worrying they're going to say something offensive
is a contradiction

People who say they are (positive trait) usually aren't.

Someone who claims to be smart usually isn't.
Someone who claims to be funny usually isn't.
Someone who claims to be nice usually isn't.

So you're pedantic as well. Nice.

Why are you surprised you're not getting any interest again?

>what is subjective humor

No you just lied

It's tinder. One girl blew you off. Big deal. It happens to everyone. Don't overthink it.

That being said it was cringy. And you are sperging out in this thread now, not a good indicator of conversations you have with girls.

She said lmao so she obviously didn't take it literally. She probably just thought you're an idiot. I would delete too if I were compared to a porn star. Once again, a guy with terrible social skills think it's women's fault that they don't like him

Well if she filled out her profile maybe I could work with something more than the fact she looked exactly like a certain porn star

This.

You're crying rather than listening to the message that every person is giving you. Stop with the cringe comedy and you might stand a chance of attracting somebody.

Or keep doing it and being surprised when women don't respond.

Out of interest, how tall are you OP?

5’11 I’m the tallest person in my photos, don’t start with the Jow Forums heightism bullshit

Oh, it's the height autist again. If OP were 6'4" he would not be any more successful.

For the record my dumb jokes work sometime for everyone whose pissing on me

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Okay so you're not quite a manlet. It's just your personality then.

I'm sure some women love that slightly edgy sarcastic sense of humour but as others have said, you need to tone it down until you know each other a bit better. At least save it until the first date.

So why are you asking advice? There's your answer - it works (kind of) for some, not for others. Just carry on doing what you are doing and eventually someone will bite.

Because I run into girls and had girlfriends taking things way more literally than when I’m with my guy friends and that goes beyond sex jokes or joking in general

Because a man thinking I'm stupid is expected from me, but a man thinking I'm rude is dangerous for me. It's survival at its core senpai.

If you're finding it hard to have a humorous personality around >50% of the population then you just aren't funny. It may be true that women have a hard time making good comedians but they have no trouble as good audience members. Women love to laugh and love a man who can make them laugh.

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>Nearly walked off without a face

What does that mean?

>t. guy diagnosed with autism

I didn't undersand at first but with
>Your buddies committed felony assault
from , I got that they beat the living shit out of him

90% of communication is non verbal, of course they don't understand the full context of what you're trying to say if it's text only.texting is only for setting up meetings, dates, etc. If you actually want to have a meaningful conversation, you need to do it in person. Stop trying to blame women for your stupidity and use some logic ffs

looking back the only people who can understand sarcastic comments over text are people I know really well, and I'm guessing it's because people have enough life experience to have seen it all, so if you tell a girl on Tinder you're on there looking for a third wife inshallah, it's more sensible and less risky from her point of view to take you seriously