Yo guys i need some advice

yo guys i need some advice

i'm in urgent need of about 500 €
i'm working full time and there's no possible way of getting a loan

anything goes

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Do you have friends or family who would loan you it? Do you have any possessions you could sell to get it?

Are you a girl? Then there are possibilities.

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He works full time

I know few people who has two jobs at the same time. Desperate times call for desperwte actions.

Football bet, but only one time, bet like $200 and you will win around $200
I can give you one good option but of course there is no guarantee

i am at like absolute 0

Get time machine. Meet self in past. Tell him not to be a fuckup. Go back to future. Borrow money from credit card or bank.

Ta Da!

i would need the money right now, also, the law of my country does not allow me to work for more than 60 hours/week which wouldn't allow me to earn the money this month

There are jobs where you get money on hand. No paper work, no taxes, no regulations. There are ways how to have more than 60 hours per week and still be legal. Various tricks can be done.

Realistically what will happen if you dont pay it? What about family? Cant you pump your parents or siblings?

the money is needed to fix my car in order to be able to continue going to work

my mom herself doesn't have money
i partly work to support my mom

tell me about the tricks

These arent the tricks you do as employee, but your employer can do them easily if you tell him whats up. Often all you have to do is to simply dont tell them about your second job and nobody will ever find out.

But realistically you should use technology called bicycle aka cars for poor people. Or public transport. Or asking some of your coworkers to give you a ride. Or your boss to help you out: he has a motivation for his workers to make it safely to work.
>>>/o is full of car stuff and bicycles.

This is not how it works. You should've had emergency money.

Your best bet is to tell your employer about the situation, and ask for suggestions, maybe they can fix your car in the company's name and take it out of your next paycheck, or have you work from home for the time being.

Do you own a car? Do you have a pay stub from your place of employment? If so then you can get a loan

workplace is about 30 km away from where i live and about 45 when using a bicycle (can't use autobahn with that obviously)

public transport costs money which i don't have

my coworkers a living too far away, most of them next to my workplace

my boss would not be of help since he kind of does not like me as a person; asking him for a favor is not an option

given the possiblity this would be possible, i could not afford not having this money with my next paycheck

my monthly income is about 720 € so you can do your own maths on that

Sounds like capitalism made another young hobo. Consider googling basic tips and tricks for homeless people while you still have electricity and internet connection. I would wish you good luck, but then i remember all the hobos who begs for spare change or cigarrets when i am on my way to work and we all know luck wont help them nor you.

45km is ~1.5 hour on bicycle. Doable + free leg gains.

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There is something wrong if you can't even afford public transport. It's cheaper than food in Germany.

Depends on what you mean by "now". In an hour? Today? This week?

>public transport.is cheaper than food in Germany.

Where the hell do you live ?

as i said before: i am basically at absolute zero

How urgent do you need the money? I mean is it something very important or can it wait a bit?

>4€/h in Germany
That just doesn't make any sense. You'll make more money picking strawberries with yugos or by moving to poland and working in mcdonalds. What's going on?

Sure I will send you the money OP
What's the email to your PayPal?

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>anything goes
Sell your things.

>tfw nothing to sell actually except the MacBook Pro 2009

How do you work a full time job and not have an emergency fund? For an actual suggestion take out your vacation pay

He supposedly works for 4€ an hour while maintaining a car. Something doesn't add up here.

sell your laptop/phone/TV/xbox and buy replacements when you can afford it

Hope you can suck a mean dick