Ddlg

To all anons with daddy kink. What would you find hot if your girlfriend did? Like, stuff connected with that kink, is there anything you like the most or you dislike/cringe at?

I want to make my bf happy so I need ideas

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eat his ass

>implying that I am not doing that whenever he wants to

bump i want advice too

first post about a mans butthole, that didn't take long

hmm, bring an another girl with you?

absolutely not

No idea how do actually give you advice because I don’t know what your boyfriend and you are into aside from dd/LG so here’s some experiences:

First time my bf and I did anything like this, we were drinking and he told me he had a daddy kink. I sat on top of his lap and whispered “please fuck me daddy” with a dirty laugh. He said I had a dirty mouth, I said that’s because I am dirty and he choked me saying “you’re daddy’s dirty little girl”.

That was pretty tame compared to what we’re into now. It’s deceloped more towards ah daddy/lg incest rape kink. He loves it when I beg him not to cum inside me, I’ll be telling him “you can cum on my face this time daddy, I’ll be a good girl I promise just please don’t cum in my pussy”. He will pull my hair and pin me down and tell me I deserve every drop I get, that I tease him so much he can’t resist me, I am his. I’ll buckle my hips against him and try to push him off (feels great desu).

Most importantly though, we will always cuddle afterwards. He will always tell me how much he loves me, how happy I make him and how much he wants to look after/care for me. Aftercare is most important. I have shown him my filthiest sluttiest side and he knows he should repay that with love or else I crash and feel awful.

>inb4, nice larp, not a grill etc

He wouldn't want to, neither would I

Idk what's so taboo about eating man's ass when you swing your butthole in front of him to lick it

Hmmm, sounds like something he would like, except of incest fetish which neither of us have. We are more into 24/7 thing and rather dominance as "if you don't let me fuck you, I will tie you up and gag you so you don't get to actually refuse", which I find really hot. I will totally ask him about rape thing because it sounds worth trying. Thanks for advice owo

Hot candle wax, slapping, cuffs, gag, chastity cage, blindfold, and yeah, ass play

Oh and choking, thats my favourite!
Btw yeah im gay, but girls love choking.

no we don't

Yes they do, i haven't met a girl that dosent.

Rape play is amazing, just use a safeword for when he goes too far.

Can confirm, I love all of this.

Going too far is part of the fun heh heh
>rape me
>but not too much

>daddy kink

Absolute fucking cringe.

Do it without him asking too, pretty much applies to anything a guy likes and is the ultimate domestic fantasy.

Chastity? Isn't it for men? Also i will consider cage, and maybe wax in a future

Truth, most of the girls love it even if they don't consider themselves as kinky

I can't do that, not because I don't like it, but because in the past he had been ignoring stuff like that... That's how I lost my virginity and it fucking sucks

Safe word is for when you feel too much pain to stand it or you get triggered (not tumblr triggered, but you feel threatened and anxious and it hurts you mentally)

You can think what you want lol


I will try waking him up with one

How fat are you?

56 kg / 170 cm

Lose some fucking weight you cringy skank.

Oh yeah, I'm on a diet, but, you know that 53kg for me is underweight? Are you from thinspo or are you American?

Yeah cause i am a guy. The wax though, wasn't as good as i thought!

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And it just was not hot enough. Didn't leave marks or anything. Though, when blind folded, it's the most amazing feeling ever. Like you do not expect it and it's like a tiny jolt of pain for not even 1 second and it really puts you in the mood. Such an amazing feeling. I'd want one that burns longer though, maybe hotter. I tried using house hold wax on my hand as a tester and they are very cold. Though i heard household candles are bad for your skin or something like that.
I'd rate blindfolded wax after being chocked.

My BMI is 19 which is not bad considering you are underweight since below 18.5


I will totally check it out, thank u

>fat roastie this far in denial

LOL
Go eat your shit-covered asshole of your cringy weeb boyfriend and fuck off from my board slag.

I bet you're fatter than me and her combined.

He is using toilet paper, and he is not a weeb. Also tell me, how am I fat? Makes me curious what you consider as fat, not underweight? I am normally underweight but recently changing medicine made me put on weight.

Also it's not *your* board. Do you feel threatened by me that you are so aggressive? Did your mummy forget to give you your soft drink?

Wasn't talking to you soyim, go play with the Nintendo.

>toilet paper
>her fat fuck of a cringelord bf doesn't even use a bidet

LMAO
You're literally eating his shit you disgusting fat cunt.

I don't drink soy, it fucks with my menstrual cycle, fatty.

Uh, you know that you can use *both*?
Also he is bordering on underweight. I am thin but thanks. Also stop being so aggressive, it doesn't make you cool and you are just cringy

Or are you just jealous that you don't have a girlfriend that would eat your ass? Or are you a salty fatto that projects insecurities on others?

If he hasnt showered recently then you are consuming an ungodly amount of shit residue, you should consider the fact that we dont just use toilet paper on our hands after we use the bathroom. Also, its clear that youre a triggered fat roastie and this actually is *our* board and website because we are the vast majority here and control the culture and apply the heckler's veto to anything we dont like. If you dont want that then try to not have such thin skin about standard 'lol youre a woman' insults (that are basically just a filter for annoying posters) on a website known for that and dont throw around your own weak insults copypasta'd from r/Jow Forums.

>she fell for the ass eating meme

It started off as literal trolling to see how many retards like you would fall for it.
Enjoy your disease and parasites you dumb slag.

>dumb anorexic whore with a retard anorexic loser boyfriend thinks she's anything to be jealous of

Just lmao

Having ass eaten is pleasure, not that you would know as nobody would want to lick that salty ass

>you are fat
>your boyfriend is fat
>you are anorexic
>your boyfriend is anorexic
Stay salty, incel

this is a ddlg thread fuck off with the kinkshaming

I ain't eating a dirty ass obviously.

Sorry, I am neither triggered nor fat. Oh, an American talking about someone being fat? Kek

Also what does it have to do with ddlg? Is your thick skin too thin for vanilla tier kink?

Lmao, keep eating literal shit you disgusting roastie skank.

>she eats shit for free while even the trashiest pornstars will charge extra to do disgusting stuff like that
Lol, you're literally the most bottom of the barrel woman, lower than the skankiest pornstar.

>pls stop, kinkshaming is bad and you're making me angrey!!!
Back to plebbit whore.

Do you have no other insults? These doesn't work for mre, sorry. Must be awful to not have someone to love you as much to be intimate with you, don't worry, maybe one day some ugly low esteem girl will try to date you, incel

>hahahaha, I bet you don't even eat literal shit like I do! What's wrong, you too soft to eat shit and be anorexic? Pfftttt.

This is how you sound roastie.

and incels wonder why they can't get laid

Are you autistic or just pretending? Because you are projecting harder than your little dick must be while seeing "pure and cute Asian grills"

Lmao i think your stupid 'um excuse me honey' insults would go over better on tumblr, you basically just derailed your own thread by getting triggered and blowing your cover as an ignorant outsider just because one user suggested you were fat.

>m-muh incel as an only comeback
>bringing asians into this for some reason
Lmao you dumb fucking whore, I was talking about your nasty skank-ass specifically, stop trying to extend it onto the rest of women.
Also, anything you say is instantly invalidated by the fact that you're a literal shit-eater, lmao.

He says as he spills his piss jug all over his fresh laundry pile next to desk

I don't use Tumblr, sorry, your "haha Tumblr fatto xD" insult doesn't work here. Also nice projection, go back to r9k

>I am an incel so you can't call me one!!!
Ok incel
Is your ass always covered in shit that you can't imagine someone being clean down there? Hopefully you never kissed because you know, its got a lot of bacteria, the same as eating pussy

Keep eating some loser's shit lol

At least this "loser" has a loving girlfriend, something you will never have, incel

You should probably wash the boxers you've been wearing for two weeks straight before you say anything about shit.
I don't eat my bfs ass, but he fucks mine hard.

I do though.

I change my boxers daily.

Does the shit-eating roastie have anything else to say? Lmao, just imagine walking about with literal shit breath like she does.

I bet you do lmao, anime girls doesn't count, incel

>I change my boxers daily
To the ones you wore previous day? You are not fooling anyone, you are fat, dirty, ugly and unlovable

>this mad

Must be a side-effect of ingesting all that shit.
Cry more slut, lmao.

Do you do any public stuff? My bf bought me a day collar, and he plays with me on the bus when it's a llittle less crowded, it's like super thrilling

Go project more, maybe your mum would love you more if you weren't like that

Sometimes be plugs me for day, or makes me touch myself in toilets or so. Also collars are great imo

Isn't it time for your daily dose of shit already?

must suck when he eventually breaks up with you and you basically remain his filthy whore forever, ruined for any man that comes after

Wtf is a day collar and is it different to a night collar? Is there an afternoon collar?

Why would he break up with me?
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because every relationship ends in a breakup eventually?

Tell that to my grandparents in a marriage for 50+ years.

Isn't it time for your jerking off and crying to anime girls already?

Lmao, roastie shit-eater still mad af

Oh yeah if he breaks up with me I'm never dating anyone else, I bond for life, not for few years

Or you can, you know, marry and stay together always?

Lmao, unlovable, fat and ugly incel still mad af. Go search for work instead of being salty over someone having better life than you

>Oh yeah if he breaks up with me I'm never dating anyone else, I bond for life, not for few years
this t b h we live in our own love filled bubble

Like I know I would probably find other people attractive but I don't want to date someone who didn't take my virginity or didn't show me how to do everything

I have a job.
I also don't eat shit like you do, lol.

Tbh it would just feel wrong for me to tell another man "I love you" or exploring kink stuff after being with my first.
If I lost him I'd just give up on relationships and get cats

you must be over 18 to use this board.

I'm 20

Playing LoL using mum's internet is not a job, incel

If anyone needed any more proof that there's no point dating a non-virgin girl.
Non-virgins will never love you like they loved their first boyfriend, you're just a poor replacement and she'll never see the relationship with you as something romantic.
Also, she'll never do the kinky shit she did with her first boyfriend with you.

Yeah

I'm 22. Sorry that I don't fuck with anyone else.

id say that girls in ddlg threads aren't representative of all girls, i'm definitely not the same as a girl who uses tinder for hookups like some of my friends. Nothing is wrong with either.

Eating shit is not a kink, slag.

clearly it is, retard

Girls who use tinder for hookups are trash anyway, why would you want one as a gf

To be honest. Kinks are seen as full of sluts but every one of my girl friends is more slutty in a "more partners and emotionless sex" way than I am

Shoo shoo, you keep eating your shit while the adults are talking

Eating shit and drinking piss is a literal fetish, you fucking brainlet

>I'm a good beta who settles for sluts who were pumped and dumped by 10 different Tinder Chads

Good soyim.

>adults
Then I believe you should turn off computer, incel, because you already got impossibly salty over one of most vanilla kinks

>I eat literal shit
>but it's okay because I call it a "kink"

Lmao, disgusting roastie

Rip cucks

Hmm, I guess that other than vanilla tier fetishes don't exist now. Go cry more to your mummy, fucking loser.

>get laughed at for being a disgusting shit-eating whore
>get butthurt and start sperging out, flooding the whole thread with your salt
>you're not an adult unless you eat shit like me!

Lmao, what a fucking retarded slag

>I eat my boyfriend's shit and get butthurt when someone calls me out on it
>but you're the loser here!

Hmmmmm, really activates my almonds

Because they're not trash. One of my best friends who uses tinder is a really good writer and is an emotionally deep person. Some people don't associate emotion with sex.
I'm just a turbo slut for daddy. He's commented a few times about how I seem so innocent in front of his parents while ten minutes ago he had to gag my mouth cause I was going to scream.

They're trash for having a relationship with, I don't give a fuck about her emotional tumblr fanfics and her daddy issues that apparently make her a "good person".

You finished crying, incel? Nobody cares about your projecting. Just accept the fact that you will never be loved half as much as I am and you are too disgusting for anyone to touch your ass

This lol, I am a little slut for daddy but only for him, other men don't interest me

>Incel incel incel incel

Guess eating shit really deteriorates your brain.

>le daddy meme

cringe

>you calling spade a spade? Wow you must be so stupid

Said while repeating one insult for 50th time, you are so impossibly salty it's funny

Cringe as much as you want while every day is great with DADDY

It's a dd/lg thread, of course we're gonna talk about daddy, I think you might be lost.

she doesn't have daddy issues. I think you might just be a bitter person.

>Some people don't associate emotion with sex.
I have zero respect for people who do this. It's disgusting and a denial of reality, like saying "some people don't associate eating with calories."

>tinder whore
>no daddy issues

lmoa

>this butthurt because your basic fetish is absolutely cringeworthy

cry more tumblr whore

You have zero basis for calling anyone in this thread an incel.
Meanwhile, you literally admitted to eating shit from an unwashed ass of some loser and got rightfully ridiculed for it while sperging out and shitting up your own thread with your butthurt.

Lol, eat more shit slag.