ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like ?
>What do girls/guys think about
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, .

>Guys insecure with their 4+ inches dick
Fuck off

>Why is there no new thread?
Create one yourself. You can use these macros: imgur.com/a/y6BF2

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What's a better icebreaker for a guy on Tinder:

Pizza is overrated

Or

I have three and a half nipples

>tfw I realized that I can barely do 5 push ups at a time
Girls, based on this information, could you date me?
Can you do that yourself, though?

Why do you force us to go through the song and dance just to be together when that's what we both wanted from the beginning?

What triggers the friendzone for you? What turns a guy into a sexless sponge?

Guy here 21 years, is it a bad thing that I have not been in a relationship or no?

Depends if you've slept with women or not. Women won't mind it if you've actually done stuff with girls, makes you look like you're hard to tame, and they'll make it their goal to do it. If you haven't slept with anyone, then you look undesirable.

How do I find a girl who felt Jow Forums withdrawal symptoms today?

Is a girl saying she sees a therapist because of demons from her parents divorce on a second date a sign she's fucking batshit or is it a sign she finds me trustworthy/feels safe around me?

For the record, she knows I'm also the kid of divorced parents. She's also quite successful in her career.

>inb4 go back to your thread

I realise it'll probably only get 2-3 responses anyway.

Yeah, still a virgin.

I've been trying to get this girl for months but she didnt look interested, as in I always have to engage a conversation first. Suddenly today she said hi to me first. What does this mean? Am i just overthinking this?

Where can a nerdy/weeby guy find girls with similar interest? Tinder and stuff doesn't work for dudes like me.

>Be at work
>Some qt as fuck woman comes up to me and asks a question
>As soon as we make eye contact we both smile really hard
>Help her and she says thanks
>Voice conviently wants to fuck up and mutter out a limp "you're welcome"
>She stands there and then says she has to go back to her husband
>Twice
>I just nod and she leaves
>In about the span of ten minutes the dude passes by twice and looks at me both times

What was that?

Why do women copy each other so much? Do they even know they do it?

Pic related is relevant. It might be only a British thing because of the way some house are built but I shit you not there are loads of women who take this similar pic. I don't mean pose. I mean in front of this damn door. It's this same fucking shot all the time. In front of a door next to a bannister. Why? Please god, tell me why!?

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>It might be only a British thing
Nope, damn near every single fucking girl on social media has those damn snapchat filters. Every single one of them, some dumb ass flame crown or dog ears. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. I've started auto left swiping anyone with those stupid fucking filters

There are girls like that on Tinder, but they're not going to be that attractive. Fact is, there will be almost no attractive women who like anime. Attractive women feed off of social standing. It's social suicide for them to like that stuff. And they can't grasp original thoughts anyway, they just do what other popular and attractive women or celebrities are doing. Your best bet to find a girl with those same interests though is school. After than you're kinda shit outta luck. They're mostly reclusive, like you.

You can't and you won't. Nerdy/weeby girls are still into normal guys.

I meant specifically the door/bannister thing. But yes I do agree about filters. The amount I see with that stupid "big rim glasses and freckles" one is astounding. I don't even see the appeal of it. It isn't cute. I know most filters are used because it thins the face and hides blemishes but that one just makes you look worse.

Maybe I should join a club or something

Why do you think I'm not normal? I have a job and go out with "normies" semi regularly.

Not true. My friend is a nerd and bit of a weeb. He's got a gf who's more of a weeb than him

Then be a normal guy who dates normal women, Jesus Christ.

What are you even doing? Are you even reading or just working yourself up over.....what?

I want a gf into the same things I am, and since we're recluses it's less likely they'll be on tinder and dating apps. I don't know why you keep bringing up normal.

>No girls in the thread because it's Friday night and they're all busy "socialising"

Quit trying so hard to find a girl with the same niche hobbies as you. Just find a girl who will accept you for who you are, and explore each other's interests.

Dating someone with the same interests sounds stifling as fuck.

If by normal you mean attractive then yes, obviously, but why would I want to date someone who doesn't have similar interests?

>Dating someone with the same interests sounds stifling as fuck.

Only if you have like 1 hobby.

It means she wants to talk to you jfc

o right, thanks user

I got ur back, dood

the second one

Hey girls , I secretly want to stick my tongue deep inside a coworkers pussy and spin it like a tornado. But can't be bothered with the small talk.


Any advice ?

If it's any reassurance to you, even if you did manage the small talk, you wouldn't be able to get that far.

Do women consciously use flirty body language, or is it a subconscious thing? Where, when and how did you learn that certain things like playing with your hair or exposing your neck were universal signs of "flirting"? What meaning do these actions have to you guys? The more I think about it, the more I get confused as to how exactly these are considered flirtatious.

Please Respond, this is the second time it's happened. Different girls of course.

girl: have u ever had a one night stand with someone who was 5/10 or under

I'm pretty sure it's a subconscious thing, and depending on where the woman is from, even a cultural thing.

I used to work with two Brazilian women who were very open and touchy-feely with others. They would often tell me that I'm "handsome" when I get a tan or a new haircut, and they've told a younger coworker that he was cute/adorable. They also had no trouble caressing other people's faces & shoulders. They are also married women, so I sincerely doubt they were actually attracted to anyone in particular.

tl;dr they're just being friendly; some of them just come off as way friendlier than others.

Hi

What you described sounds like being friendly, or them not being aware that in American culture we take that as flirty, but that doesn't answer my question. I'm talking about actions they do to themselves, or actions meant to convey a message.

hey ladies, how come your a bunch a fucking stupid fags eh

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Hi! Are you single? Would you be up for some marriage?

Girl is sometimes enthusiastic to text me, talk to me and meet me, and then sometimes, the next day she ignores my text and that's the end of it for that day. Then the next day or a few days later she's back into talking to me.
What's happening?

She's busy

What's the max age to use Snapchat? Asking for a friend of mmine.

You're silly user

I have friends who snap their parents

I know. :DDDD

This is relationship advice for girls and guys.

My girlfriend has no work ethic, like none. We both work at the same place right now, in our business we have "early outs" meaning if you sign up you like 80% of the time get to go home before your whole shift, with pay only for what you work of course.

I do not like this job, it is just a stepping stone to provide for us while I go through school. My girlfriend kind of sees it as her career for the future because shes afraid of going back to school as shes dropped out of two different programs.

When my girlfriend works days that I do not she always signs the early out list making her shift either 2 or 4 hours long and doesn't see this as a problem I think? This combined with her always complaining about having to work and just wishing she could be a stay at home mom puts a lot of stress on me because I feel like I NEED to find a very well paying job or we're just gonna be fucking poor cause she doesn't want to work.

Ive talked to her about this but she just goes on about how she'll be happy even if we don't have money.

Why would you stay with someone like that

We've been together for two years, I love her more than anything in the world. Thats why. It's just, stresfull sometimes.

girls: double date with your boyfriend and me, your male co-worker, and my girlfriend. y/n?

Well she's not going to make a good anything with her attitude. Even if you were happy to be the sole income earner, she'd be a shit housewife or stay at home mother. She's lazy, pure and simple.

Why are all the guys on here so angry and scary?

I don't have the sort of relationship with my male coworkers to double date with them. And I have no idea why we would either.

Because it's anonymous

You're right, I gotta try and talk some sense into her about some stuff

You could anonymously be nice

Being anonymous brings out the worst in people.

How am I angry and scary?
I'm:

That's going to end in
>Oh user, of course I'll change
>puts in effort for a week
>relapses into her old ways

Why can’t it bring out the best in people? I know it’s stupid but it makes me sad to see the way men talk here.

I don’t know every post you’ve ever made, it works both ways though, of course.
Not expecting you to answer but are you absolutely certain you’ve never once posted angrily or negativity?

>mfw I think Jow Forums has given me trust issues

>Why can’t it bring out the best in people? I know it’s stupid but it makes me sad to see the way men talk here.
Because everyone has negative thoughts and opinions, and when there are little or no repercussions to expressing those thoughts and opinions, people are going to express them.

It makes me question whether I am wrong for thinking that being nice, even on Jow Forums, shows true integrity.
>If you steal a bar of chocolate because you are 100% certain no one would know, are you a good person?

>If you are 100% certain you could get away with it, but you don’t do it anyway, are you a good person?

Not trying to attack or criticise I’m just trying to understand.

>Why can’t it bring out the best in people?
Sometimes it can. Most of the time we act angry and confrontational as a kind of "defense mechanism" against normal people using the site. Once you kind of adapt to that culture, there is genuine sympathy and bonding to be had in some threads

>but it makes me sad to see the way men talk here
Aww... *hugs*
But it's not only men, there are girls who shitpost here too.
>Not expecting you to answer but are you absolutely certain you’ve never once posted angrily or negativity?
I have, but this is a little ridiculous. Who has never post something negative on the internet?

>>If you steal a bar of chocolate because you are 100% certain no one would know, are you a good person?
Nope.
>>If you are 100% certain you could get away with it, but you don’t do it anyway, are you a good person?
Yes.

>I know it’s stupid but it makes me sad to see the way men talk here.
Guys here are mostly loners and shy guys, and since you're a woman, you're most likely disgusted by them which is okay, but the men here are frustrated by it.

Playing with my hair is something I do when I’m nervous, so it *could* mean I like the person I’m talking to. The neck exposing thing just kinda happens subconsciously, I only realize I’m doing it way after it’s begun. A change in posture otherwise is something I personally do on purpose to just make me look better, such as sitting up straighter, crossing my leg, making my chest more pronounced, etc

I’ll be honest, I’ve been here since 2011 and I’m almost certain there was no where near this much anger and resentment. Maybe the need for a “defence mechanism” has grown and I can’t see it.

I know there are girls that shit post too but at the risk of being sexist, the ratio of men to women shit posters leans further toward the Male side, in my opinion.

Honestly I only post genuine advice, I try to be honest about my life experiences as a reference for OPs to try and resolve their own problems. I post on /ic/ but it’s only ever constructive criticism and lurking around.
If something triggers me or I actually get mad, I leave the thread because I don’t want to spend my free time being mad or bitter.

I am not disgusted by men, I think both genders find the opposite equally as frustrating but if we could basically all have a conversation to settle our differences it will only be beneficial.
If I post trying to reassure guys that I’m a 5’10 woman that doesn’t mind dating shorter guys, I’m lying about my gender. If I post a time stamp to prove it, I’m a thot. If I explain I have never been intimate with a guy, I am fat or a neck beard roleplaying “nice larp” etc

It just makes me sad

>If I post trying to reassure guys that I’m a 5’10 woman that doesn’t mind dating shorter guys
Are you really that retarded, dumb cunt? Even if you date short guys, the majority of women don't.

Guys, what would you do if a woman you were in the initial stages of dating asked you to stop when you initiate sexual contact for the first time? Say, she seemed to be enjoying it but soon into it, she took your hands off her and told you she's sorry but she's not comfortable with this right now.

You Tinder pseudo-normie retards won't leave any time soon will you?

>Women won't mind it if you've actually done stuff with girls, makes you look like you're hard to tame
Why do you want stupid women?

>Are you really that retarded, dumb cunt?
This is exactly what I’m talking about

>Even if you date short guys, the majority of women don't.
Yes, but when you are sad and claiming no woman will ever love you because you are short.. I just want to give you a little reassurance and hope that some women don’t care. Is that so bad?

No one?

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She is a lonely housewife that doesn’t get much attention and for a brief moment, she knew you were into her and she was into you, and she enjoyed it.

Her husband probably picked up on it too, so now you, him and her know she will be thinking about you the next time they fuck.

>drunk text guy telling him I miss him
>”have you been with anyone else since me?”
>I’ll be honest, yes I have
>”I haven’t. Just wondered if you had tried to move on with someone else”

How much does he hate me?
>inb4 roastie, I know it’s no excuse but he broke my heart

He's a pretty lucky dude then, it's rare for a girl to make me fully smile in a literal second like that.

Hedonists are disgusting, period

Get your shit together.

He won't be super impressed, no matter how little he gives a shit about women being sexually liberal.

guys what's the riskiest sec thing you'd be willing to do?
I've been wanting my bf to finger me in a bus.

>If you haven't slept with anyone, then you look undesirable.
I know. But what happens... say if the girl thinks I am experienced because I am "cool" and interesting and then it comes to kissing, and she realises in the process that I am an absolute beginner? What do you think will happen?

Just watch porn and YouTube videos lol, kissing is easy as long as you don’t slobber all over their faces

It could be as simple as they were confused by something, or had to think about it for a second. And the guy was probably just looking for something near you.

Try not to project thoughts onto situations like that. Focus on your life.

You should look into writing books. I like your prose.

I was once fucking my gf that just turned 18 in the back seat of my car at this local park. Cops creeped up and lit up my car like it was christmas, walked over, looked at us, and asked for her ID. Told us the park is closed after sundown and to have a good night.

>they were confused by something
She was alone when she was with me, then left to her husband

I did that, also rubbed her pussy in a hot tub with people sitting around us, had sex in the staircase etc

Before reading your comment, I knew that girl was British kek

It can allow for the best in people, but you seem to have forgotten the biggest influence on anyone here. The chans allow for a person to express whatever it is in the rest of the world that they must bottle inside. Most people feel angry inside for many reasons and need to release it, most people blame their unhappiness on the opposite sex or lack of money.

I come here because even though i live an interesting life, i have very few people that im actually close with and just want some human contact. I actually try to help and hope just maybe that people will have a better day tomorrow and make improvements in their lives that will eventually lead to a life of joy.

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>but that one just makes you look worse.
Think of it as those people that make self depreciating jokes so that when people call out their bullshit they can hide by irony

What is the absolute angriest you've ever been with your partner? Or your partner with you? Has a bf or gf ever exploded in anger towards you / hit you and made you feel unsafe or scared? Answer in as much detail as possible pls!

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>Gf feels sad and depressed
>listen to her and offer advice and support
>she gets angry and blocks me, she's very sensitive so if I don't phrase it perfectly she gets angry.
>She unblocks me after a while and gets angry
>tell her we should just not talk today
>she agrees
>block her out of frustration

What do?

How to get a gf if I'm a 23 yo 8/10 guy but I don't like parties and alcohol, and in most of my free time I make trips to the forest/mountains, working out or read about politics. I also started playing the guitar recently.
But I don't have anything to talk about with the girls I meet. They can only talk about how they hang out with their friends at the weekends, and when I ask what did they do they are like "just sitting and drinking". Like how the fuck is that an activity?
The other cases are the carrieristic girls who just want a cock at the end of the day, and there are the bookworm girls who I can actually talk with, but it feels like arguing because of mostly different opinions.
I'm not a virgin, I had 7 gf up until now.

Split. Your relationship a shit.

>have friend, she's a grill
>she seems to like me and flirts with me a lot
>mentions she thinks a guy is hot

Is she trying to make me jealous or am I being friendzoned?

I've invested a lot in the relationship. I don't want to split

I feel like I know who this is. Was this on discord?

My ex wife is Puerto Rician... she once threw a knife at me that stuck into the wall next to my head.

What the fuck, are you two underage?

It's up to you in the end user but sometimes it's for the better to end things like this. You should at least consider it IMHO. Would you two be interested in couple's counselling or something?

Wife smashed up my computer once.