>be me, female >have bisexual male friend who has a girlfriend >he texts me saying he's suicidal >agree to hang out for the first time to cheer him up >drink and watch anime at my dads place, home alone
He has a girlfriend and is gay at the same time, but I'm still highkey scared desu. What precautions can I take? What if I go unconscious?
>so young you have a dad's place I'm not one to be paranoid, but take a knife sharpener and keep it by your side
Nathaniel Martin
>What precautions can I take? Don't be alone with people you don't trust to not rape you. Drinking is not the issue here. Can you lock your bedroom door?
Brandon Morales
>guy works up the courage to tell a friend he's feeling suicidal and needs support >stupid cunt manages to make this about HER
Levi Fisher
you have to be 18 to use this site
Christopher Price
>have bisexual male friend who has a girlfriend >agree to hang out for the first time to cheer him up
All gays are rapists. Might as well end his miserable existence.
Aaron Morales
Why would you give alcohol to someone who's suicidal?
Evan Howard
Shit I didn't think about that. I'll just ask him to watch anime only.
Henry Lewis
My bedroom door has a lock He doesn't really love his girlfriend i guess? This whole situation confuses me too
Chase Cooper
>My bedroom door has a lock If he starts getting grabby, get away from him, get in your room, lock the door, and barricade it. Then call 9-1-1.
Also, what other user said, your parents probably have one of pic related with the knives. It's called a sharpening steel (well, technically a honing steel). You can kinda tuck it in the cushions of the couch next to you, and unlike a knife, it won't fuck it up. If he gets grabby and doesn't take the hint, pull out the steel, stand up, tell him it's time to go, and if he doesn't behave you can bip him over the head and get away to your room, where you call 9-1-1.
I'm trying to say, how the fuck is the first time you met your friend? Did you meet him online?
Adam Lee
you sound utterly retarded, fuck off this site
Connor Ross
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS WHAT YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT AND NOT HOW TO HELP YOUR SUICIDAL FRIEND
Leo Brown
NO, SERIOUSLY, IF HE EVER FINDS OUT THAT THIS IS HOW YOU'RE REACTING TO THIS SITUATION AND HIM, HE IS GOING TO HANG HIMSELF BEFORE THE SUN RISES TOMORROW. YOU ARE AN UNBELIEVABLY HORRIBLE PERSON.
Kayden Gray
Wow, what an egotistical prick this poster is. Because odds are this fag isn't actually suicidal—he's doing it for attention, because look at what he got out of it. Someone who's actually suicidal doesn't want to go over to the house of some chick he's never actually met for booze and animu. He wants to be alone and not bother people, and definitely doesn't want to leave his safe space and go into an unfamiliar house.
Honestly, OP should fucking cancel on this guy, say her parents came home early or something.
Jonathan Perez
Do you want advice for him? This thread can't help him unless he reads it. So. Do you want to ask me? Because I've been there.
If there is a suicidal nigger reading this. Stay tuned. I will talk about my experience in this thread. Don't kill yourself so soon
David Davis
>Someone who's actually suicidal doesn't want to go over to the house of some chick he's never actually met for booze and animu. He wants to be alone and not bother people, and definitely doesn't want to leave his safe space and go into an unfamiliar house. Stop talking out of your ass. Your entire argument is that someone who is actually feeling like killing themselves wouldn't seek help, and that's total fucking bullshit. Stop applying your short-stop "there's no way it's not this simple" Jow Forums logic to actual human beings.
Lucas Bailey
Uh-huh, this guy isn't asking for help. He's fucking creeping on some teenage girl online and gonna come over to her house because he thinks he's gonna get laid.
You are WAY over your head asshole.
Leo Morgan
This. #truthbomb
Easton Harris
Post your proof, I wanna see screenshots. because aside from that the only way you could POSSIBLY have that kind of intel is if you're literally fucking clairvoyant.
Brody Hill
idk claiming to be bisexual and/or suicidal is probably the best way to get attention from a girl you want to bang when you're still in middle school
Luke Evans
What the fuck, screenshots? Are you some kind of paranoid schizophrenic?
>post bullshit about paranoid delusions >get called out >WOW U MUST BE SHIZO Go fuck yourself.
Lucas Edwards
I didn't have any paranoid delusions bro, I explained how there are people who lie about being suicidal, typically as part of some other psych disorder (I seem to recall it's usually BPD). You're the one who can't handle the fact that this guy is a fucking creep. I mean, maybe that's the game you have to play to get with girls. It's pretty pathetic honestly.
It's spelled "schizo" by the way. XOXO, happy to help.
I want to see proof. At least Jow Forums has the decency to try to prove their claims.
Connor Gonzalez
Proof that you're a schizophrenic? Should I link all your posts or something? Are you really that desperate for (you)s?
Asher Moore
Proof that your claims are true you fucking jackass.
Jayden Diaz
>admits to being from Jow Forums You have to go back.
Dominic Rodriguez
I claimed that you're a schizophrenic. The proof of that claim is all your posts in this thread. I'm not giving you a bunch of undeserved (you)s. Get the fuck out already.
Mason Reyes
I'm not from Jow Forums. Bu unlike you, there's actually a series of links at the bottom of their posts or an infographic attached when they make ridiculous claims.
Chase Gray
You claimed that this guy is a rapist and is doing it for attention. I. Want. To. See. Proof.
Xavier Sanchez
>claims not to be from Jow Forums >intimately knows what Jow Forums posts are like You have to go back.
Do we not have a literal Jow Forums tripfag on this exact board? You know, starts with the letter "L" and ends with "iterally Hitler"?
Aaron Morris
>CTRL+F >rapist >2 matches Here are the posts mentioning "rapist" in this thread. Neither of those are me. Happy?
Brandon Jackson
Is not you? Because I'm pretty goddamn positive it is.
Ayden Roberts
I'm not sure what that has to do with anything. You keep saying that people from Jow Forums do some specific things on their posts. This means you know what Jow Forums posts are like, and in fact, know well enough that you can draw generalized conclusions about the body of posting as a whole.
You have to go back.
Leo Nelson
That post doesn't say anything about rape or rapists. I'm not sure what your point is. You accused me of claiming this guy is a rapist. I just proved to you that I did not make that claim.
You are a fucking liar, go back to where you came from.
Brody Myers
I'M FROM FUCKING /m/ YOU GIANT COCKWAGON. NOW PROVE YOUR GODDAMN BULLSHIT OR FUCK OFF. OP IS A PARANOID CUNT.
Sebastian Thomas
Dude, I already proved that I didn't say this guy was a rapist. You said I claimed the guy was a rapist (), and I pointed out that the only posts containing the word "rapist" in this thread are not mine (). The post you pointed to in rebuttal did not accuse the guy of being a rapist ().
Now, back to my claim. You claim an intimate knowledge of how Jow Forums posts work. Despite this, you insist that you are not from Jow Forums. However, in order to have enough knowledge of how Jow Forums posting works, at least to the point where it would be intellectually honest to make such a claim, it follows that you would have not only had to go to Jow Forums to see what such posting looks like, but that you would have to be so familiar with Jow Forums that you could honestly draw such a conclusion.
Because you have viewed so much shit on Jow Forums, you are effectively from Jow Forums. Because you are effectively from Jow Forums, you have to go back.
Now go.
Jayden Jenkins
>be me >casul date rapist >Chatting up a mildly autistic 4/10 weird chick >Shes cold so i just play it off cool, try not to come off as a total fuckboy >Get her to meet >We hang out >Start to put the moves on her >Out of fucking nowhere a fucking dull metal stick with a knife handle >What the fuck is even >Is she retarded >I knew shes retarded >she swings it around her head flaying and entering what seems to be a aborigines battle trance >Runs in to her room and locks the door >I do the dinosaur and leave
Seriously tho. If you don't trust him enough to hand out with him alone get someone else to come. Or just tell him you cant. If he doesn't care enough about his life why should you
Nathaniel Cook
>>be me >>casul date rapist Reported this IP to the FBI Get fucked nigger
>However, in order to have enough knowledge of how Jow Forums posting works, at least to the point where it would be intellectually honest to make such a claim, it follows that you would have not only had to go to Jow Forums to see what such posting looks like, but that you would have to be so familiar with Jow Forums that you could honestly draw such a conclusion. That kind of familiarity is gained with one(1) trip to Jow Forums. Now fuck yourself and prove that the guy isn't actually trying to get fucking help.
Connor Turner
>finally admits to having visited Jow Forums You have to go back.
Henry Lewis
>waaaah if you've been there once you are from there Literally fucking kill yourself.
Kevin Wright
>goes out of his way to prove my point Thank you. You may leave now.
Easton Young
I've been to Houston once, does that mean I'm from fucking Houston now? Are you literally braindead fuckign retarded?
Zachary Rodriguez
You did NOT just reference King of the Hill in this thread. Oh HELL no.
>Can't even wait an extra fifteen fucking seconds, pick a different brand of seasonal garbage and TRY to hide his samefagging
Jonathan White
Fuck off Fatoshi.
Parker Kelly
>darlifra >seasonal garbage You are the *worst* form of /m/ poster.
Benjamin Allen
100 dicks. Maybe more.
Thomas James
First of all, your buddy shouldn't be suicidal on the first meet up-- the question you should be asking yourself is why you're signing up for such a massive amount of bullshit?
Eli Morris
>literally doesn't name one reason he could rape her >ALL MEN WANT TO RAPE ME I JUST KNOW
And virgins in this thread give her all the attention she craves. What a shit thread.