ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like ?
>What do girls/guys think about
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, .

>Guys insecure with their 4+ inches dick
Fuck off

>Why is there no new thread?
Create one yourself. You can use these macros: imgur.com/a/y6BF2

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guys:

if you were dating a girl for over a year and have had no issues, and then discover she has a mental illness like BPD or Bipolar, would that dramatically effect your views on her?

How long does it take for you to get paranoid/upset about a guy you like not answering your texts?


Yep,

She either lied to me up until that point or I'd have to see my gf become 5 years of intense therapy work. Not fun.

This post makes me look like a total cunt lmao.

Girls, is this too much hair?

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Last bump.

Lol.

dramatically? I dunno. Does it change my view? Certainly, she'd be more of a risk in the relationship, everyone knows that you don't stick your dick in crazy. Having no issues for a year doesn't seem likely desu, if she's self-diagnosed I'd suspect bullshit, if she's actually professionally diagnosed I'D see it as a big plus that there were no issues, though I'd be still cautious

>How long does it take for you to get paranoid/upset about a guy you like not answering your texts?
If he's my bf, like 2-3 hours unless I know he's busy/asleep.

A guy I'm seeing or something, heh. 12-18 hours?

Lolyes or lolno?

Is there anywhere I can see or get a comparison of dating sites/apps? There's so damn many of them that it's hard to know which to use.

Why does the hot girl at work only talk to the gays at work?

You should use grindr

Because she's a tranny.
Or maybe she's sick of heteros hitting on her.
Or maybe she just wants a gay guy as a fashion accessoire

Most likely a tranny, though.

What does it mean if a girl liked my FB/IG photos several times ? They were pictures of me. I checked the feed and she doesn't like other guys photos, she barely likes anything at all.

I asked her out once 20 days ago but she said she was busy without proposing another time. Then I ignored her until a week ago, when she started liked my pics. When I messaged her she answered immediately (I was asking her out again) and said yes, we chatted a little, but when I suggested time she said yes but not this week. Then I told her next week then. The day after she messaged me a little, we talk a little bit. I told her when I was available, which is pretty much this week (starting wed which is good since she is out of town until tomorrow). She also liked another of my photos yesterday...

Should I ask her out again this week or wait for her to message me ?

She has a bf

Honestly that's beautiful, if you love your hair then don't let anyone's opinion change it.
A lot of girls feel more comfortable talking with gay dudes because they know there is no sexual ulterior motive in the friendship

Not dramatically. In all honesty I would probably shrug and say "neat." It I hadn't noticed any problems than I don't see a particular reason to care.

Granted if you just lied as opposed to just finding out I might care more due to the lying but I'm a habitual liar so I can't judge someone too harshly for lying about something humiliating like having a mental illness.

>Honestly that's beautiful
Thank you!
>if you love your hair then don't let anyone's opinion change it
Well, but the problem is that it seems like 95% of the girls wouldn't date a guy with long hair.
Would you?

Women,
I had the arm rod installed and reinstalled last April. Prior to that I did the 3 years with little to no periods and now since getting it redone it's solidly every month. Should I be concerned about getting it redone if it's had completely different effects on my body this time around?

I'd just like to heavily avoid pregnancy lol thanks

Ladies how do you feel about all these threads about guys being neurotic as fuck about their relationship with your gender? Does it bother you that men have all these crazy hangups and insecurities that they probably never show you? Does it make you question the men in your life?

Yes, so much.

Especially because my boyfriend is the kind of guy who comes to Jow Forums and has problems with women, and I'm fairly sure he has all the hang ups.

You're in luck, guys can't get pregnant.

Do any anons here know who Patrice Oneil is and why I might dislike this guy i'm dating for liking him?

>be me megathot
>decide to be nice and fuck my 19 year old beta virgin friend
>keep fucking him because feelsgoodman.jpg
>now dating him, he loves me
>cums in me every time, hot as fuck
>don’t worry about it because take the pill everyday
>miss period this month
>take pregnancy test
>now pregnant with jewish kid, don’t know how many months
>guessing only 1-2

should i abort it and move on with myself? adoption? we’re both in college so having it isn’t really an option

also, how do i tell him?

what do

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And you're ok with all that?

This has to be bait.

I mean. I'm not happy about it, but I understand where he comes from and I try to help him sort himself out.
We're happy together.

You go "Hey, so remember that part where we were having sex over and over without a condom and you were cumming inside me? Well, I've a surpriiiiiiiiiiseee for yooooouuuuuuu....."

I'm not one to judge your journey user. I'm glad you're happy

No he mentioned it tonight when we were talking about how some girls are really shy.

He has been dealing with a lot of unhealthy women in his life and I want to show him that there's something else.
I love the guy. So ultimately I feel like it's going to be fine.

>Be in discord call with a handful of friends
>Grill in the group saying bye to everyone
>Says bye to me twice

BROS?!

I hope that you can be a positive change in his life, then. A lot of men on this board could use women like that in their lives.

How close are yall? Ya seen her before or is it the first time?

Seen her as in pictures? Yeah we've shared pictures. I've known her for about 2ish years.

Anyone know anything about Snapchat?

I know my life is boring but help appreciated

Nose ring is like the hijab for white chicks.

lately all my boyfriend has been doing is apologizing for watching porn?
i keep telling him its okay but he feels really bad for not wanting me...
i'm okay with not being enough for him, but should i try harder to make him happy? i'm so scared of him leaving me again

Congratulations, you've made it

Brehs I'm in the car waiting to go on a dinner date I'm freaking out and she's waiting inside I don't think I can eat anything right now wat do

Is 4.5” a dealbreaker? If you’re dating a sub-man with such penis, would you face more temptation to cheat on him, than if you were dating a 7incher man?

Just like slap your penis out in her salad. I saw someone do it in this video once.

Kind of but not really, it's an online friend. I guess I'm important to her at the least which is cool.

no, all women are mentally ill by virtue of being women

Girls, please:

How do I talk to this girl I like? Do I be upfront about it or just talk to her casually and let things go it's natural course?

What's more unattractive, the bald head or the insecurity of the regrowth treatment.

I added a link to the containment board for convenience.

Casually, add some flirting here and there and if she reacts positively increase.

truth hurts I guess

Regrowth is pathetic. Get fit and you can make bald work. Count your blessings that we're living in a day and age where dudes can shave their hair off and it's fine.

How does flirting even work? Not the user you replied to but in the same situation.

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I suppose it does. I just still find it so bizarre that the only people on the entire planet that know the "truth" are a handful of basement dwelling incels on the internet who spend all day circle jerking on an eastern indonesian underwater yoga forum.

I know I can pull it off easy, I just get so bored of it.

Thanks for the answer though.

nice projection

I don't think you understand what projection means.

Do most femanons post on CC and lolcow these days? What's the average age over there?

I don't think you understand anything

fat

No, not really.
I lurk on kiwifarm but that's it, other than Jow Forums.

Not him but that's literally what you did. You said everyone that browses Jow Forums are basement dwelling yadda yadda. How is that not projecting?

Because what I did is called generalizing, not projecting. If I was projecting then I would be calling everyone who browses Jow Forums are basement dwelling incels because I'm actually a basement dwelling incel and I'm projecting the things I don't like about myself onto other people. Does that make any sense to you? Its called generalization. Maybe even stereotyping. Google it. I really don't have the patience to explain words to you.

>Founded as the CWCki Forums, and originally dedicated to Christian Weston Chandler, the Kiwi Farms is about eccentrics on the Internet.

Christ, the Chris-chan stalkers and floorpizza goon people?

You're a dumbass cunt and you should kill yourself. :)

Yup. It's funny as fuck, I can't help it.

Wh-

Really? Man, if that's your argument I don't even know anymore.

I've been called a cunt before, sure, but dumbass seems a little unfair seeing as you were the one who uses words he doesn't even know the definitions of. I mean, dictionary.com is just a few clicks away. Your lack of reading comprehension isn't a negative reflection of me, user.

I'm not sure how correcting someone's improper use of the term "projecting" is an argument. I think you may be confused again.

>lack of reading comprehension
nice projection

Are you trolling me or are you really this stupid.

How fucking new holy shit kill yourself right fucking now

Femanons, how would you react if a guy told you he was a virgin? I'm 18 and I didn't think it was too weird but it seems like every girl has been with a guy. I was talking to a girl and she was 20 and she asked when the last time I had sex was and I told her I was a virgin. She reacted in a weird way almost as if I was a little kid. I didn't have much interest in her but now I'm wondering if I should just lie.

>Yup. It's funny as fuck, I can't help it.
Yeah, but is there anyone even as "entertaining" as Chris-chan or the old internet drama icons these days?

Holy shit you got me fired.

when you point out actions in someone else, that really are the things that YOU do

That question has probably been asked a million times by now. But I still have to ask
>Do you expect a guy to bee experienced/god at sex?

I'm a virgin in my late twenties. How do I learn sex? My preffered way would be to find a reasonably trustworth girl and just fuck around for a few months (I take it this is not black magic, so shoulnd't take too long to "get on the level") Problem is, I'm afraid that I won't find any, as girls by now are pretty used to being banged by routined, dominant and confident men who have been doing this for 10+ years.
My only other option would be to regularly visit hooker at least until I don't fuck like a 14-year old anymore, but obviously I would like to avoid that.

Bump

Girls, what are places you go to when you feel like meeting men? What are some things to look out for that might tip off that you are interested in meeting/talking to someone new at say a bar or something?

Are concerts a good place to meet people?

>jewish
Chances are he's already okay with abortion.

School, eavesdrop on guys convos and figure out which of the cute ones are single. At least that's what I'd do if I didn't have a boyfriend for the rest of my life

No. Concerts are for listening to music.

Where can I find a bf if I'm a fat 3/10 but won't put out immediately?

>I'm 18
Chill the fuck out. Yes, you will get judgmental stares, but at least you're only 18, not 28.

>now I'm wondering if I should just lie.
Fuck that shit. If anything, people shouldn't ask about your sex life unless they're specifically interested in boning you.

At the gym. No, I'm not trying to be mean or facetious. The gym is a legitimate place for fat people to find a date.

Outside the gym, people be like
>Eww, hambeast, do not want.

At the gym, people be like
>Yeah I guess he/she is a hambeast, but at least he/she isn't stuffing him/herself with donuts while playing D&D in his/her mom's basement.

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tinder

moderntantra.blogspot.cz/p/penis-size.html

When women cheat, it's not usually because of penis size, it's usually because they're bored of the same old mundane routine. They don't necessarily want a bigger dick, they just want to experience the thrill of doing something naughty/mean-spirited behind their partner.

Bump

It makes me appreciate my own boyfriend, who is mature and secure, and also highlights wrong choices I made earlier in life

Aaaand this is why I love my Mirena, that and the fact I don't have periods anymore

Honestly, only you know what's right for your situation. No one could give you any advice that you don't already know

Should I tell my friend (a girl) that she looks better than all her friends?
She claims she has low self-esteem, of course I know she knows how cute she is, but is it good if I tell her?

Also I don't want to send the wrong message, I like her like she is my sister, even this she doesn't know.

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Appearance is such a fleeting and insignificant trait in people. You should compliment the personality traits you admire in her instead

Posted this yesterday:

I (girl) feel as if I'm becoming too boring for my LDR (guy) and need a way to bring mutual passion back into our relationship. I want to be with him long-term but am nervous he'll get tired of me soon. What do?

Late 20s Asian guy here. When I was in my teens and early 20s, I've only ever received attention from Asian girls. I would get next to nothing from non-Asian girls.

Now, in my late 20s, I'm now getting a lot of attention from white & black girls. Like, more than I know what to do with.

What happened?

bs girls only like appearance.

it isn't any more fleeting than personality traits which can be easily faked or lost due to major life changes, it's literally the only somewhat reliable factor in a relationship so ignoring it as a compliment is retarded

Girls, is it true that most of the guys you dump often take it very poorly?

I just thought about this when I was dumped myself recently. She wasn't even my girlfriend, we only went on a few dates just to see where it went. She said she wasn't really feeling it, but she was incredibly apologetic about it. Full-on damage control and shit. I even told her fair enough, but she just wouldn't stop apologizing.

I imagine she was like this because other guys were abrasive to her. Is this more or less the same for you gals?

[that one chart where mens attractiveness increases as they get older]

>GUYS; what do you think of thin lipped girls? Particularly the upper lip that is thin...?