Be femanon

>be femanon
>lowest self esteem and highest anxiety levels possible
>move around a lot
>live in one place for two years
>manage to make a few friends
>move to big city after 1st semester of junior year
>don’t know anyone
>afraid and alone
>other new girl wants to be friends
>we talk and i have an ally in this big scary world
>she drops out two months later
>we lose all contact with one another
>afraid and alone again
>hide in the bathroom playing on my phone every day during lunch
>mfw

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You should handcuff yourself to potential friends so that they're unable to leave you.

i'll be your friend OP

Not if I do it first.

Where do you live?

great idea, i’ll try it tomorrow

uhhh too bad good ser the womyn is a fair creature and when she sees that i was the first to offer her my fellowship she will deem me worthy of the honor of a maiden's company

You're unaware of who you're challenging.

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kakkate koi, ojiisan

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hey why don’t we all be friends

Big mistake, amigo.

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i don't make mistakes...i end them

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I was like you once, then I grew up and realised a bunch of things.
One, it's not bad to be alone. I get on well with people at my uni but struggle with establishing closer friendships for various reasons. it's convenient to make some buddies so you can have someone who will share their notes with you should you miss classes, help you with a subject you're struggling - things like that. But you need to learn to be self-reliant emotionally and not count on someone else to make you functional. World is shitty and can be scared, but you can hardly escape it, so force yourself to face it on your own.
Two, don't hide. It's juvenile and makes you look like a submissive small-town girl with nada self-esteem. I was like this, and it was horrible, I felt like looking people in the eye would be offensive, like just presence around happy popular and confident people will offend them, or I imagined that they laugh at me or hate me, whatever you have. You gotta learn not to give a fuck about randos. This should be your step one, learning how to be around people. Step two would be trying to socialise with them.
Step three, don't waste your time on mobile games, read books instead. Reading is my natural excuse for not socialising with people. You look buys, but not exactly lame (unless you read 50 shades of grey) and people understand why you don't talk to them and know that they should leave you alone too.
Now, if your issues are extreme, you may need some professional help. Good luck with taming the world, anonette.

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noooo i was talking about youu how could this be happeninggg ahhhh

thanks user, i’ll work on it.

You're a fool. I am the successor of OP's love and friendship.

*strikes you down in your moment of triumph when you're the most vulnerable*

Unfortunately for you, I am never vulnerable.

It's just highschool you fucking retard

your weak facade doesn't fool me, knave

Condescending much, jackass?

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i'll condescend your spine

That's it, I'm going to kick your ass!

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your foot will shatter on my rock hard glutes

Ha! You may be a man of steel (very weak stuff!) but I am kryptonite!

i said rock though

You are not Dwayne.

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