What's the best form of suicide that doesn't look like one?

What's the best form of suicide that doesn't look like one?

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youre not gonna suicide. fix your life and stop shitposting.

Pasta gun

>hello? Rigatoni, my son, I have returned home!
>Rigatoni? Where are you?
>you better not be squeezing your Manicotti all over my new rug paizoni
>Rigatoni?!? My son! How could you do this?
>you had so much to live for, all your Ragu all over my rug
>why did I leave the pasta gun loaded? I should-a kept that ziti locked up like mama Primavera told me
>*sobs in italian*

I love you user, you turn my soft spaghetti into fettuccine.

drink half a bottle of vodka then ram your car against some tree at 100mph.

Take up hiking as a hobby, post about it on social media for months then jump. People will think you fell.

Why do you want to die? Whatever problem you have, I'm sure it's fixable.

This

problem with this is failure rate
you either need really tall drop (like over 100ft) to ensure fatality on impact or plausibly dangerous landing conditions with a shorter drop to avoid long and painful death
theres also the chance you get rescued and have to live with the consequences

>Build bomb
>Plant in local mall
>Get killed by police

Thank you for this wonderful post

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Dying of old age

Drink booze, take sleeping pills, get in a full warm bath and go to sleep

kys

>Get a gym membership
>Try to bench 3pl8 on the first try
If you can actually unrack the bar you're sorted

This or climbing

Joining some terrorist organization.

Suicide by cop.

Car accident. Statistics suggest lots of "car accidents" are actually suicides. Drive yourself off a cliff, no one will know and it'll be written off as an accident

Get drunk
Drive at top speed on highway
Crash into the concrete barrier

Do it at night and make sure not to hit other cars

Lol that's pretty good though