>Helping 3 year old son use restroom
>He laughs and says he has "fat weewee"
>He whips it out
>It's bigger than mine
I don't know what to do. I'm not huge by any stretch, and it looks normal on him. Is this why my wife won't have sex with me anymore? Because her own 3 year old sons dick is bigger than his 6ft 3in husbands?
I feel sick.
Suck it to absorb his big-dick juice and steal his size.
Well you're not getting sex, but at least she is.
I sincerely hope you're comparing flaccid dick sizes.
How big are you when you're hard?
Are you sure it's /your/ son?
Just switch dicks dummy
>my son
user, I...
Cut his off so that your shit is bigger.
And no, your wife is just busy getting stretched out by other men. You are only there to provide resources to her.
let him bang mommie and you watch and jack it in the corner
kekkle kekked
He's not your son
Got any friends with a big dick?
How big is your dick
lmao MOGGED
How...how big is it? And
How big is yours?
Sweet Jesus, how small is you dick?
>bad old memes
Cancer, I...
How big is it erect..
Sounds like a legit medical condition for at least one of you. That isnt normal
See, this is nice, well thought out bait. It has layers to it, while remaining subtle. People should take notes. Very well done.
little dicks on big dudes are hot they just have to be shaved.
Get a paternity test.