It's my 30th birthday and I'm spending it writing my suicide note while I wait for my exit bag supplies to show up...

>my personal belief

Or you could just travel to a country like Brazil and fuck some shemale hookers for 10 dollars and get that pesky virginity out of the way

Sounds like you need some mental strength training. Don't off yourself mate

>doesn't want to be seen as a fucking loser
>kills self

I can't believe how stupid people are sometimes.

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If hes going to kill himself anyway, its probably more honourable to remain a virgin, wouldn’t you say?

Wow don't you see you limitations are gone you can do whatever you want because you are going to die. Take this chance and make something worthy, like a massacre or send a message to other people telling them no to kill themselves and in the very same video you off ys but do it live so it"l remain on the web

Don't you even want to try out your wizard powers?

Just write some “Jews ruined my life” on the wall and Kys.

There is no easy way to end your own life without shame.

if you must die, you have to disappear. No glory for the dead, no comfort to the living, nothing.

That said, i sympathise with your frustration. Part of it must be emotional, or 800$ worth of porn or hooker will do.

What is your support system? Got religion, family, any close community? You need to talk.

I've got a good answer but no time right now. Come back tomorrow and I'll tell you

There is no honor in virginity in our modern society. Haven't you noticed that?

He jerked it to much and never dedicated time to his mind

You need alot of celibacy and to train your mind to reach wizard levels

aren't you a mage at this point?I don't know why you wanna do this.

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The baits on /adv are fucking horrible.

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I see what you did there

You are an empty shell of a person. I get it, I didn't lose my virginity until I was almost 22 (and I could well have gone longer, and a lot of men here either do or never lose it.) I remember being about 19 and being convinced I was broken because all my friends had girlfriends and were doing well at university while my physical health was so bad I had to drop out, and lose contact with them one by one. I remember being resentful that I missed out on life. I try to help other guys who feel like that if I get a chance now. But you?

You wanting him to fucking martyr himself for you? That's beyond cold. I know it's a meme, but you're the worst person I've ever met on Jow Forums. You didn't post any exageratedly racist content or anything usual I'd expect from this place. You kicked one of our own when he was down for your own sake.

You actually disgusted me. For real. Well done.

I am almost 22, virgin and very resentful and regretful. How did you cope?

Go to the hospital

I love how progressive utopia northern Europe has 2-3x the suicide rate of corrupt, backwards, economically dysfunctional southern Europe

Third world countries tend to have very low suicide rates.

You're killing yourself because you can't get pussy? Lmao I'm sorry bro, there's no way to make that not sound like a fucking pathetic loser, maybe think of another reason?

Not amazingly well. This was back a few years ago, when Jow Forums was still functional, so I bought into the whole beta/alpha dichotomy and believed a lot of frankly poisonous things. Nowadays I’d probably have been sucked into the alt right, which is a chilling thought.

I’m not gonna say “just get your dick wet at any cost and you’ll feel better bro”, but if there is any chance of you getting a girlfriend, even if she won’t be healthy (my first was not at all), then I’d say do it. I’m going to get real vulgar here, so sorry in advance haha.

I’ll tell you what I told my buddy who’s finaly got his first non religious girlfriend. To cure virgin anxiety simply finish, unprotected inside a woman around 10 times. Enough so you get used to it, and it becomes just a thing that happens to you, and not the hot mess of acid reflux injucing, anxietal nightmare it is the first few times. Now, sex with someone you don’t love isn’t special, but in a case were virgin anxiety might exist, I’d reccomend it then and only then. Apart from that, learn to like yourself and your own company, and set goals for you.

Also, man, I don’t want to baby you or seem condescending, but at 21-22, you are still a child and your life is far from over. I’m still growing and improving at 25. You’re never to old to improve.

I hope this helped in some way but it may well just be “be yourself” tier
pseudo intellectual garbage. I’m goong to sleep now but I’ll check this thread tommorow and answer any other questions you or other guys like us might have. I sort of answered more than I needed to incase it died.

user don't kill yourself. There's more to life than a warm hole. I think what you're really upset about is your situation thats causing you to be a 30 y/o virgin. I, too, was 29 year old virgin until I hired a whore to get rid of it. I'm still completely undateable but it feels like to finally get it over with and, while fun, it wasn't the life changing event that you think it will be. It just feels like something warm and wet on your dick. That is seriously not worth dying over. I swear.

I don't know what problems you have in your life but focus on fixing those as their resolution will be infinitely more rewarding than whatever orgasm you'd have with a woman.

It is all about sun and working hours. Greece has shitton of sun, almost everybody there is unemployed, living with parents up to age 40 and even if you have job, you work ~3 hours at max, then you have mandatory siesta.

>To cure virgin anxiety simply finish, unprotected inside a woman around 10 times
Yeah, fathering a child is not something to be nervous about at all. Wtf am I reading.

I don't understand how faggots like you exist. How the hell have you never even been kissed? Are you socially retarded? You guys make it sound like it's some kind of meaningful significant event too. Let me tell you something, it's nothing worth killing yourself over. sex is nice sure, but there are so many more things in life that are just as or even better. Get a fun hobbly like gutar, art, hunting, rock climbing. Anything, the passion you feel and the confidence you get from being good at something will attract a decent girl, but do it for you.

>I bought into the whole beta/alpha dichotomy and believed a lot of frankly poisonous things
Do you refer to red pill community and their take on men-women interactions? I found myself drawn to it after getting rejected by a girl I really liked. The problem is I don't see any logical flaws in this philosophy and my only issue is that I now secretly hate women for what they really are

Faggot who's first kiss was at 30 and it was with a whore I'd hired here. I can tell you exactly how it happens: be a fat ugly nerd your whole life and have cripplingly low self confidence when it comes to dating and sex which is a largely looks based field. Since I'm, at best, a 1/10 I stuck to the "jolly fat friend that everyone likes" role. That was my choice, though, and I have to live with that.

Are you happy with the choice of being fat

No, but it was the choice I made. I chose to eat a lot and not work out. I valued the feeling I got from all the good food I ate more than the feeling of being fit. That decision cost me alot of things in life.

You're using "chose" like it's solely past tense.

Choose to no longer be fat.

Funny you should say that because I started the weightloss again a few weeks ago. Seventh times the charm? (Each time I've done this I lost 50 to 70lbs but then lost all motivation).

Maybe this time it'll stick. Maybe in one years time I'll be posting advice for other fat anons.

you two fucking suck

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discontent with your life is supposed to make you grow, not to become hateful or kill yourself

don't argue with me because I really don't care

OK Here is a route into pussy... Buy a nice car.. work as a delivery driver for restaurants.. hang out with 18 - 25 year old waitresses

Aren't you mixing Greece with Spain?

>honourable
killing yourself isn't honourable dipshit. what are you, some follower of bushido? gimme a break

Things to assess quality of life by:

> amount of physical pain felt in the moment
> ability to sleep easily
> how often you feel serene or clam
> how much leisure time you have
> how often you interact with other people (friends, family and coworkers)
> how safe you feel in your neighbourhood
> access to necessities, ability to afford them
> access to a source of income in the future
> access to a doctor/health coverage now or in the future

Not going to get in the way of your ability to make personal decisions, but if you're going to off yourself because you think your quality of life is shit then at least make sure you're aware of all the factors.

it wouldnt be so bad if you werent shamed and judged by literally everyone as an inferior broken outsider but hey that's all in my head right