Have to write a fluff piece on what should be done with the border for my "Coming to America" class. The professor is a radical leftist so please don't hesitate to propose the most batshit ideas possible. This is honestly like writing a satirical piece I love it.
t. engineer student and this is an elective
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>inb4 IM NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK
im just asking for the most absurd proposals which i will work into essay. already passed the course i just want to see if my teacher is selfaware
Explain how america should be racially segregated to prevent Cultural appropriation.
This meme will give you everything you need OP.
just leftist talking points/proposals regarding immigration/illegal immigration/caravan
Government enforced homosexuality
Importation of refugees with ebola virus, is virtuous behaviour.
I don't think you should be reinforcing stupid ideas considering the fact that these progressive academic faggots never fail to jump the shark and double down on bad advice. But... if you must... write about the need to send people espousing anti-immigrant views to re-education camps run by Google called The Goolag™. Pull specific paragraphs out Orwell's 1984 and Solzhenitsyn's accounts and simply substitute in modern progressive buzzwords.
So Texans are more apt to get that thicc mexidick and not worry about race because they just want an ass blasting
>*clears throat*
>LiKe Da StAtUe Of LiBeRtY sAyS
>gIvE mE yOuR sIcK
Get a copy of mein kampf and cross out hitlers name, then hand it in
It's pretty clear the native peoples of each side of the boarder need to come together at the boarder to make a treaty which dissolves that border and a common human understanding is made. Don't worry about the implications, just fuck my shit up already
Write about how Central and South Americans have a strong traditional, Catholic background and how white supremacists are hypocrites for not welcoming their fellow Christians. Maybe it’ll dawn on your professor that illegals are at odds with her own ideals.
>take all whites and seperate them into their own nation encompassing all of the midwest
>prevent racism
>ditch niggers and spics to starve
side note: my professor is crazy. he is literally the epitome of a basedboy
s . 0 . y boy
That is a faggot thing to do OP. If you had a spine you'd drop the sickest of redpills to own that libtard, epic style! But for real, don't bitch out.
Columbus shouldve mercy killed everyone so their off spring wouldn't be subjigated by the white man.
Also, same for india and china.
Gott will es
muh GPA
build a rock climbing wall at the border so Mexicans can still get in but they have fun doing it
" gibs them a life "
Gibs them welfare...
Gibs them more of a chance than citizens, to show statistics are waccsist
>wall
do you just want me to fail?
ok, if you want a real leftie answer, we should build settlements at the border to take in the people that come to the country. Funded by taxpayer dollars of course. Feed them, clothe them, and send them on their way without Americanizing them at all
turn the 10 miles north of the border into an elaborate Hunger Games style death match, winner gets citizenship.
bitches love the Hunger Games
You mean 300 miles south after we've cleared it out of subhumans and made it civilized
Do this
>engineer student
4 years of Cultural Marxism and White Guilt classes and 200,000$ in debt from now you will be wondering why nobody will hire you. Shit like this is why even STEM degrees won't even be taken seriously very soon.
Correct, give prof what he wants with a Faustian twist
I'll tell you what they did in Russia, just rewrite it as if is proposal for USA.
First they started korenization politics, that is identity politics on steroits. Russian language was banned in some areas, so locals could develop their own something-something. Russians where banning from politics. Russian elites where exterminated by force en masse with families. Neighbouring russophobes like poolacks where sending gas to kill the whole cities rebelling against commies. Commies where taking whole cities hostages to force population to enlist in their army, otherwise composed from baltic ww1-deserters, chinese hired guns and kike officers. They where also attracting criminals, because essentially what they did was pillaging and marauding.
In cities they where replacing population, settling people multiculturally. One apartment, that was used by middle class family was now a communal-apartment with one family taking one room. In good cities like Moscow at least half of the new inhabitants where different minorities, made up by korenizators. Otherwise it was just peasants. Peasants, that left in the country, where forced into communal-households, which is essentially slavery. It was justified by artificial famine.
To further exploit Russians, they made two redistribution lines.
For everything produced and for labour duty. With Russians being last to east and first/most to work. And Georgians, Armenians, Jews, Ukrainians and Pribalts being first to eat and last/least to work.
For example Russians where obliged to produce as much food in cold climate of Moscow in infertile soil, as it was produced on Ukraine black earths per m2.
Various korenization "poets" where funded by state to produce "national literature" for the new found minorities. They where also developing their costumes, cuisine, language and a lot of cool stories about how Russians oppressed them.
Minority dwellings outside of USSR where funded very generously.
a wall-off killzone
almost impossible to get into
so if you get into the killzone
no excuses - you die immediately no exceptions
tunnel detection and destruction must be included
you make a tunnel you die
pretty soon no one will want to risk death
ports of entry become actual ports of entry
all coastlines should have killzone areas
all borders with walls and killzones
kill these fuckers
no more invaders
deport them or kill them
leave no stone unturned
remove every single fucking one of them
do it faggot
Pepper your essay with communist words such as:
>proletariat
>bourgeois
etc
Try to make it sound like you're a commie russian agent from the 1960's.
>Professor is radical liberal
I have the perfect idea for him. Let all of them in, BUT there's a catch-22. We divide the immigrants in groups of 500 and force them ot take the ACT repeatedly until they pass. Every time someone scores above a 30 they get sent to "The Program." What is "The Program" you ask? We won't tell them. Instead, allow the facility guards to drop slight hints that The Program is some sort of perfect life scholarship, complete with a home and college education. This will motivate their studies and force them to work harder to get that 30+ ACT. In reality, The Program is just a flight back to a random town in Central America, as well as some canned baked beans and $5. We then continue this until slowly their countries are refilled with educated people who came back home, and thus the immigration problem is solved. Anyone who tries to come back to the US after getting into The Program may only enter if they redo the entire thing again. Except this time, it'll be the GRE instead of the ACT. In short, we repeat this infinitely, solving the border problem through educative slavery rather than letting people in.
Don't forget before the NEP they made homos and divorce legal and banned the church.
New immigrants should be able to any existing home they choose, and the current owners will be evicted and sent to re-education camps
If you're mentioning the caravan, question the demographics of the group. Suggest a preference to families (children with a father and a mother with dna testing) over single males?
>elective
No help for you.
No its because they've been taken over by the poos and chinks, spics are too stupid .
Kill your professor.
>korenization
Never heard of this, did Stalin shut it down when he purged the Jews?
Better yet, say that each illegal alien mexican should be allowed to rape one white woman. But say it in such a way that it MIGHT sound plausible to your anti-American commie liberal (((professor))) who hates America.
These morons eat that shit up.
Argue for borders as strong as our greatest ally, Israel, and imply that anyone who thinks it's racist or wrong to do that is obviously anti-semitic and belittling the jews, don't forget to bring up the holocaust as many times as possible, and how your family didn't hide from stormtroopers in the attic and flee Hitler's tyranny to be terrorized by radical catholic migrants from south america.
This, but you can't say allowed to rape, that's over the top. Maybe allowed to live in their house or something like that.
Use satire and take as far left position as possible. Say we should deport Trumpkins or have them executed for treason, ect.
A couple of paragraphs from Mein Kamph with leftist buzzwords replaced for NS words
this
Say white Americans should be taxed extra (ie enslaved) to provide a good standard of living to foreign invaders.
This BUT....keep inflating the number of jews who died in the holocaust. But keep it believeable.
eg: First you talk about "muh 6 million jews who were killed in the holocaust" then a few paragraphs later you talk about "muh 8 million jews who died in the holocaust" and then see how high you can plausible take that number.
Kudos to you, OP, if you write that 100 million jews were killed in Auschwitz alone.
Running man ?
LOL
This!!!!! winrar
Propose local and state governments providing funding for document standardization and clear cut processes to expedite immigration processes on the federal end. Also that they should subsidize illegal communities in major metropolitan areas because they cannot afford the rent and cost of living with the small skills they have and that they should be given the opportunity for education with microloans and scholarships to provide benefits to the community. If you really want to push the professor's buttons, push that more immigrants of minority background should be given opportunities as educators in universities to further educate native students with a more diverse background in other nation's ideologies while phasing out any native educators who have unconscious bias against new more diverse ideas. Intentionally make no mention of securing the border in any capacity, such that it becomes painfully obvious that you don't have any real reason for avoiding monitoring immigration. Was in your shoes about three years ago, had some good times pissing off people in my electives.
Turn old jails into work camps and take them and clean up the streets picking up trash.
Pay them a fare wage but charge them an arm and a leg for accommodations and food, of course thier service is court mandatory.
Almost like what California is doing to illegals that commit crimes, turn them into slaves of the government.
Use "the paradox of tolerance" to suggest we need to exterminate the alt-right as a final solution to the borders issue
Say that "the wall" is intended to turn the USA into a prison to keep the citizens in, not to keep illegals out. Reinforce this point mentioning facial recognition scanners at Phoenix airport.
Say that not only the USA should open borders, but we should force other countries to open theirs, by force if necessary.
Say we must be careful not to separate the children from their traffickers once they arrive, because we have to respect their culture.
Silly memeflag, beaners can’t be smart
Not every one can come to America. Advocate for bringing America to them.
Write a BS story about how your parents or grandparents were refugees and the hardships they faced of immigrating legally and how they are so brave and strong.
By doing so you're separating legal and illigal immigrants, which will piss her off, but she'd probably be too chickenshit to call you out on it.
Just write the essay on endorsing immigration as a better more efficient alternative to slavery. You can pretty much rip off "The Yes Men" world trade organization presentation. youtube.com
>bringing America to them
kek. mini AmericaLand™'s everywhere with an eagle mascot
Follow Israel's model. Big wall. Deadly force. If not then you're antisemitic.
This is how to convert leftists, when the left threatens what the particular individual holds dear, they lose their leftist faith. I know, it happened to me with the issue of free speech.
We should literally just kill cheeto hitler.
We need immigration, we wont pick our own tomatoes.
>immigrants are the price we pay to live in a civilized society
Also, write that whites aren't human and should be replaced with blacks and Latinos in some sort of alt-left ethnostate
That's the point
Especially college professors. Poc are far more qualified by birth and life of oppression to educate.
Regardless of merit or credentials
> banned the church
I said
> Russian elites where exterminated by force en masse with families
That includes religious elite ofc, which would be priests of Orthodox Church.
There is just 2000 symbols allowed in 1 post, I cant fit every piece of commie shit they did here (with American support since 30's) in 2000 symbols.
For instance, commie-infested Orthodoxes have illegally started electing the head of the Chrurch in 1916. While Emperor was still alive and in power. And he was the head of the Chrurch. Now they all play innocent, after you see their fruits. Even worse shit goes for the most of the Old Believers Orthodoxy sects, who deemed Russian Empire hell on earth for changing the crossing-gesture and almost openly shilled for mass-murders, that followed.
Warrants for around 1 million class enemies per year where issued since early 20's till the WW2. Commies executed in any given year of this period more people for political reasons, than "bloody" and "oppressive" house Romanov executed people for the wrole time of their reign.
First law commies shat out was saying, that all laws are in power, as long as these laws are not going against "socialistic justice" (literal phrase translation).
Humanitarian sciences where banned and commie disciplines where established instead. Like scientific communism and marxist theory.
Univercities took students w/o exams and students where having collective grades. I.e. one Russian makes all the work, while minority niggers ape around.
Scientific elites where all executed or sent out of the state soon after. Jews where the new scientific elite with some Russians kept "under the workers gun barrel" to work for them in labs.
Hit prof where he lives
Propose cutting teacher's pensions to pay for immigrant welfare. Make it a requirement that all professors must teach the same course in Spanish to accommodate recent immigrants.
((( american )))) support
Tax white Americans exclusively to pay for the caravan
Bolcheviks were primarily German and American jews. Average Americans and Germans were non interventionist.
Same as today
Nice ninjafoot
Of course you have not. Why talk about ongoing apartheid and genocide of Russians in "ex"USSR? Why talk, that Ukraine military forces shooting Russians for voting wrong on referendum is continuing Lenins policies and is wholly supported by EU and USA in their effort? Why talking, that Ukraine parlament made a law, stating that Russians that voted wrong have no human rights? Why talk about Georgians, Kikes, Balts, Jews and Armenians being ruling elites of USSR and nowhere ever Russians?
> did Stalin shut it down when he purged the Jews?
He never purged jews. Korenization was never really ended, but commies say, that unbanning Russian language in schools (- nothing else was ever unbanned) was the end of korenizaiton.
Hit commie professor where he lives. Brett weinstein of Evergreen University had to back off of le ebil huwhite man when it personally effected his own professional pride and standing. The tectonic plate exists and waits to be exploited.
No more brother wars fellow Christian
Judeo bochevism is going to die !
It was Roosevelt. I am not expert, but isnt he something of a founding father, praised even by the meme president?
Average Germans where shilling hard for Lenin, while his train was going trough to Russia, because they believed in his work success in Russia.
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>College professors replaced by Caravan migrants as job placement program.
>New class title is “Came in America”
I dont give a fuck. All catholic clergy should go to hell by a holy nuke.
It is clearly stated in Bible, that I will know false prophets by their fruit. Ukraine-2014+ is made by uniats. Literally catholics. They are in full responsibility whatever mental gymnastics they employ. Bad trees are cut and thrown into fire.
Same goes for all clergy of anglicans, american evangelicals and old believer orthodox sects, involved in "revolution". And anyone who wants to follow them.
Roosevelt instituted communisn lite in USA. Part 2, it seems that those ((( average Germans))) were unsucessful during Spartacist uprising and when NS was elected to power. Unless you consider NS as pure socialism.
Caravan Catapult.
Groups of 20 hop on and get flung over the wall. A crochet tapestry knitted by transgender Starbucks baristas catches them.
The leadership appears to be corrupt, however the followers are merely mislead. I would rather not kill Russians. I know the Khazians for what they are.
Take a feminist angle, where only females should be allowed. Muh patriarchy
every person is special, future doctors etc
love trumps hate
the united states is responsible for them fleeing their countries
the strong should help the weak
we have enough money to help those in needs as the wealthiest country
smelling our own farts is a good thing
we should stand as the moral beacon of the world
a borderless world is something to strive for
if you cant make something cohesive from those you have no imagination
Write about how Israel is far right and support Trump, and are oppressing the Palestinians who have been living there for generations.
People who commit crimes are illegal. Illegally entering a country is a crime, which makes the person who illegally entered the country an illegal.
Also about homosexuality. It was never banned in Russian Empire.
Divorces where also legal.
People where having lawyers in court. That was the best and very liberal legal system of the time.
What happens in pants of the Russian people was their own business. When state starts to care about your peepee, while it is not causing some massive civil problems, that means you live in a 19th century totalitarian shithole.
Only once Russian Empire was dealing with prostitutes. That is after discoverying syphilis epidemics ministers by order of the Emperor made all the whores have medical book and check up regularly in state&charity-funded facilities. They still could sell themselves without the medical book tho. If someone wanted their aids.
Give the border to the Native americans (feather Indians). Give them a stretch of land to own and defend and give them arms for a milita. Tell them to defend it if they want to keep it.
101 level, but if the writer is able to parrot that line while simultaneously make it subliminally threatening to the intended audience, it could be a winning strategy.
Turrets every fifty feet and armed guards patrolling orders shoot to kill, no questions.
Blame America for everything up to and including the rise of Nazi Germany
churka ebanaya, go learn english
But seriously, turn every point we have such as a wall, and point it in the opposite direction as far left as you can go. A line of supply shelters would do instead of wall. Tax funded and free to all "refugees"
Im pretty sure OP is not attending Ann Coulter University
Underground railroad where University prefessors house and feed needy immigrants, feed the prof’s messiah complex
The time for not killing is long gone.
Nobody would write to their senator (or whatever the hell you do in your kind of democracy) after reading facts stated ITT. That means what? That you are not-not-killing. Because you are not really intend to not-kill. You intend to stay passive and pretend its not your business. Because this is what population usually does.
When the cancerous clergy and their affiliates would be nuked out by the holy fire, you would be passive too.
Nobody wants your opinion, if you stay passive and sublimate your activities with memes about how jews did it.
And even if you will ever stop being passive, your senator or whatever fucker you wrote to, will explain you, that if Russian Empire gets restored, it will get all the free market preferences and be the best capitalist, while everyone else will go economically to Brazil. And you would believe him. Because if he was Russian Empire leader and it would be Americans inhabiting Russian Empire lands, this is exactly where it will be ending.
There is a Russian proverb, that any other "modern" nation lacks badly: Don't judge others by your own faults.
But lets judge trees by their fruits. Not dishonesty, nor ignorance will stop the final judgement.
> trying to undermine someone self-confidence when he points your shit out