IS the so-called "Church of Satan" the dumbest, most 14 year old organization...

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

IS the so-called "Church of Satan" the dumbest, most 14 year old organization on the face of the planet, or what exactly? Like is their entire goal to appear completely stupid to the world, or what?

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Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

Kek so they finally admit they’re edgy atheist

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Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

satanism=atheism=judaism

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

I was a member of the Church Of Satan in the late 90s. It's always been atheist really. Satan is just symbolic for leading a life that leads to gratification and happiness.

Rather than pray for something.. go out and get/do it.

The thing is now, the CoS, like paganism, witchcraft and so on has become infested with SJW crap. I think because these things always accepted outsiders and was welcoming of all people, even though it mainly attracted 99% white people, much like how the goth subculture did and would be deemed racist, all those things are not under SJW takeover.

Anton LaVey wouldn't have stood for the CoS today. Even the Satanic witch he talks about female manipulation which in a way is what Pick up artists talk about, or how females manipulate. He just told females how to do it.

Point to note is. Anton was Jewish though.

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

NOW under SJW takeover.***

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

yes but michael a q u i no is not

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

It actually is though. They don't worship him, they see him as the giver of knowledge. Satanism is worship of yourself, it's practically humanism with Catholic rituals

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

there was no satanism until we defined it
you're an idiot. Satanism is totally a thing, here's the definition.

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

It's always been atheist really. Satan is just symbolic
Christ and the holy trinity are 'just symbols' too, so does that mean christians are atheists?

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

They aren’t much better than more Christians. At least they know they’re a joke

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

name your religion after a Christian heresy
get mad when people think you're heretic Christians

Has anyone been better/worse at marketing than LaVey?

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

I'm not sure if that statement says more about Satanists or Atheists desu

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

Satanism is Atheistic
Redundant.

Camden Perry
Camden Perry

Nope. They are symbols that represent real things. A rune of strength can be symbolic and represent that but not be a godly living entity.

It's a symbol for adversary.. not going with the herd.. pursuing your own thing and having the courage to do that as ultimately that will lead to happiness.

It's about the flesh rather than the spiritual too. A Christian might pray for $10 while a Satanist will go work for the $10. Guess which one ends up with $10?

Christian sins are often things that come naturally to man and thus you can never escape them and live in misery trying to do so.

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

the church of Satan
thinking it’s any different from any other make believe bullshit church
Wewlad

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Oliver Campbell
Oliver Campbell

SPBP

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

finally admit
I was into this Jewish bullshit 20+ years ago. They never lied about being atheists. Says so pretty explicitly in the Satanic Bible

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

As a Christian, my family seemed to pray for the opportunities to earn money, not just to get random money.

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

That was just a basic breakdown of the divine versus the flesh.

Instead of praying for the opportunities to earn money they would have been better to physically get out and seek it.

Via evolution we are also just another species of animal, just more intelligent than the others. That is the Satanic stance as opposed to the Christian that we are higher than animals and divine beings.

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

Do people actually think that the CoS is about worshiping the Devil?

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

Yes. That’s basically it. They are supposed to look retarded and harmless so people associate satanism with retarded harmlessness instead of the reality of ritual torture and murder of infants and children.

They are a smoke screen to hide what the left hand path really is, which is the worship of pure unadulterated power.

Hudson Collins
Hudson Collins

Nice trippps for your blog post but I’m sorry you’re a faggot and don’t realize the reason the church of Satan was created.

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

If you think I wasn't out applying and going into stores for work while I was praying my bad, I should have specified that too. You may believe that we are just another species of animal, and you know what? You are correct. But that doesn't mean that we haven't used our superior intellect to place us at the top of the food chain on the land at least, almost every animal on this planet we have tamed or fought in one form or another. Although I would agree that we can be a few misteps from being knocked off of our pedestals back to pre cavemen days at any time.

Nathan Morgan
Nathan Morgan

Yes. They do. About sacrificing cats and other sp00ky things.

To be honest, I thought that when I first got a copy of the satanic bible.. thought it would be edgy but it was kinda just lessons on how to live good. Pretty disappointing.

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

the reality of ritual torture and murder of infants and children.

SATANIC PANIC!

Reality: All this was heavily investigated by police during the 80s and no trace of any such nonsense was ever found.

Xavier Powell
Xavier Powell

Not knowing that anything outside the self is make believe
Wew

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

worshiping the devil is the same as worshiping nothing is the same as whatever jews do
explain

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

I used to be a Grotto Master. I know the inside and outside of the CoS but thanks for informing me, someone who hasn't read anything from them at all what it's about.

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

The CoS/La Vey is just Ayn Rand with a splash of hedonism and edginess
People that actually buy into the Satanic Panic bs need to spend around 5 minutes googling so they don't look so stupid and lazy

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

So you basically believe what the CoS does...

Gods path:

if you are attacked, raped, taken advantage of
don't hate.. hug and forgive

the satanic path
if you are attacked, hit them back

Nobody could disagree with that.

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

Yeah the only upside was most people were still pretty intelligent to be into it all. Membership was hard.

Now their twitter page appears to be some teenage feminist. Sad.

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

Dude your so obviously a shill for the church of Satan that I’m not even going to debate you. Anyone who isn’t a retard, and who is over the age of 25, knows I’m right.

The Church of Satan looks dopey and retarded on purpose, that way Satan can become mainstream as a harmless figure, while the reality of demonic worship and left handed magic is crowleyian, and most certainly involves ritual rape, torture, and murder.

Look up the Franklin Credit Union scandal or the CIA Finders or the McMartin Preschool or the senator from Georgia who got murdered for investigating CPS.

The global homo elite use ritual blackmail to control each other and the currency is children. If you don’t agree then I don’t know what to tell you. Enjoy your steak inside the matrix. I’m living real life.

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

We are the only ones with any sort of sentience. The only living organism we've ever known to have this sense of self.

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

Look, I'm not trying to disagree with you or go after your church, its 2018 and people are entitled to believe in whatever they want to, But at some point we have to look at the reality of things. Our Churches are natural opposites simply by the nature of things, even if you aren't doing rituals in the forest in red robes or whatever Hollywood BS people think of, the Christian Church likewise isn't a giant cult of pedophilic do gooders either. We all have our issues and different views, so there is no reason in clawing each others eyes out for it either.

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

You’re so fucking cringe.

I’m Illuminatus and my uncle is a Rothschild so believe everything I say.

Post proof or stfu and kill yourself.

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

your

proceeds to list some 80s satanic panic era hoax as suspected

Good one.

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

The Satanic Panic:

*jewish satanic memeball*
When you rape and torture so many kids that you need a PR campaign with a catchy slogan to convince people it was all just a big misunderstanding.

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

Self awareness is a note of intelligence; not divine greatness. We are animals. Just like the rest. We have the same base instincts.

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

This is why faggots like you are so insufferable. You always attack grammar because you’re literally NPCs.

I think all of Jow Forums can agree that insufferable faggots who hide behind perfect grammar are the worst type of insufferable faggots.

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

be defined by group you ridicule

Satanism is the worship of ones own gluttoness sins.

Evan Barnes
Evan Barnes

Satanic Panic:
When they find you raping kids, deny deny, and rhyme and shit.

Carson Sanders
Carson Sanders

no religion called satanism existed
I'm pretty sure there was one Jesus himself called the church(synagogue) of satan:

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

so there is no reason in clawing each others eyes out for it either.

I'm not doing that. You are free to do as your please. So long as it doesn't directly negatively impose on me then live your life. Have some base morals we can all agree on. No harming of children, no harming of kids.

The church teaches you to withhold your natural instincts. Satanism teaches you to embrace them.

Do I sin for lusting over a beautiful girl? That is nature of our species. I embrace that. To not sin is to be anti-human. Simple, really.

William Thomas
William Thomas

Satanic Panic:

*when the entire national police force has to make instructional videos on Satanic Ritual Abuse because they keep finding spooky crime scenes so you have to rev up the lugenpress with a slick catchphrase to trick the dumb normies into thinking all the missing children just bought tickets to Mexico and decided to never write home.*

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

people that claim to be satanists or profess satanism are just pathetic attention-starved losers

90% of people in the West - despite what they say - pretty much just live however they want, they just don't feel the need to be attention-whoring little bitches about it.

faggotry of the gayest order

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Julian Myers
Julian Myers

le cringe

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Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

Satanic Panic:

when rape tons of kids and then laugh at normies for being shizophrenic enough to accuse you of raping kids

Liam Flores
Liam Flores

Michael Aquino

MindWar

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

Oh look, you somehow managed to forget I didn't simply do that. I replied with a valid answer. Nice bias though.

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

I think the point of what we classify as "Sin" in our church is to simply try to strengthen to soul by working over our baser instincts and better ourselves. Are we perfect? No. I beat my meat daily, and I know that's a sin, but I do my best not to impose on others. There may be some similar beliefs in our church, but your church seems to focus on a more nihilistic side of life, while ours seems to focus on a more ordered side of life. Neither is terrible in their own regard but too much of it can be bad for anyone

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

So how many kids have you raped? And if the answer is zero why are you such a huge faggot? Even discordians admit to raping kids you fucking edgelord queerboy.

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

people on Jow Forums are unironically defending the Satanic Panic
lmao I thought it was a joke that elderly white women went on Jow Forums, thanks r/T_D

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

Is that word salad considered a coherent sentence in the world of satanic grottos or are you drunk?

Hudson Hill
Hudson Hill

Then why not sit around and eat donuts all day? that's natural instinct.

Evan Baker
Evan Baker

This is a Christian board and you faggots get the rope. We have pizzagate threads regularly. You are very dumb. You are really dumb.

Kevin Barnes
Kevin Barnes

you're not playing that dungeons and dragons, are you?
Why is ruski explaining what the satanism is and how it's not related to satan worship making burgers shiver so much?

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Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

REEEED SEEEEJ

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

Cuckstianity is dumber

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Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

The system of sins is making them basic human instincts and thus you can never escape them and will forever require the church for forgiveness.

It's simple but brilliant, I guess.

The rest of that "to strengthen the soul" is just a way of stopping you question that simple system by making it sound divine.

It's not. We live. We die. We become dust.

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

Like is their entire goal to appear completely stupid to the world, or what?
They're just pretending to be retarded.

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

Yeah.

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

I have no criminal record nor have ever harmed child nor animal.

Might is right. Harming such things is not might, it is weakness.

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

The ruski is a dumb fuck. Ruskis can never understand satanism because ruskis don’t believe in god and true satanism is real and Satan is real and demons are real and if you don’t realize that then you’re an NPC.

Meatspace is not the only space.

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

You lack basic reading comprehension.

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

This. Someone else who gets it.

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

They are reading Harry Potter!

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

Cuck

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

I used to be a Grotto Master
holy fucking kek, you utter subhuman

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Liam Jones
Liam Jones

You lack balls and relevancy. No one cares about this faggot shit anymore. We are Christ worshipping neon nazis now get with the times faggot.

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

it also is a form of showing us that, as human beings, we are flawed, if you noticed some churches don't believe in the process of repentance and simply believe renouncing your wrongdoings will buy your way into Heaven, a lot of the sins were things that were controversial at the time, such as infidelity, pornography, etc. As we have evolved these things have become more and more prevalent and hence people start to go against the church because the church won't change with the times.

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

Thank you.

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

He’s good. I can’t tell if he’s actually retarded or just pretending. You can tell LaVey was only lying and pretending to be a retard. This one I’m not sure.

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

Pretty much every demon possession story has been debunked as a fraud. I guess the the Amityville house was real demons at work, huh.

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

shut up retard. edgy satanist larpers are for laughing at. not for getting legitimately asshurt, 13 posts by this id

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

Fom a Christian point of view, any belief that isn't Christianity is Satanism.

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

Anton LaVey was a Jew, of course its an atheist movement (not religion)

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

Observe my great power.

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

neon nazis

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

Damn you're fucking retarded. You're talking about something unrelated to the topic and trying to make it related.
Your beliefs on demons and bigfoot has nothing to do what the ruski is talking about.

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

The stupidest fucking cringey shit about the "church of satan" to me is:

Either:

1) Satan is allegorical, and is meant to represent eternal suffering and pain. You don't get to redefine this, it's a concept within a story. If you redefine it, then the entire story collapses.

Or:

2) The story is literal, and Satan is *literally* the embodiment of pain and suffering.

Their whole cringefest redefinition of these things is just stupid. It just reeks of absolutely 0 understanding of any of the concepts involved here.

Alexander James
Alexander James

So Satanism is just a gayer version of fedoraism? Not surprised

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

Telling a group obsessed with pizzagate that satanists don’t exist and it’s just a big SATANIC PANIC

What special sort of faggot are you?

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

Just live your life good.. you don't need a religion to tell you that.

It's even been used against you today for things like accepting mass immigration.

David Martin
David Martin

have you ever had sex with a goat mask on?

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

As LaVey said, it's Satanism that keeps the church in business!

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

Good point

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

It's pretty telling that (((LaVeyan))) "Satanism" is just rebranded atheistic hedonism, the same atheistic hedonism they push in every day life for the average citizen today. It's almost like the Jews know that unrestrained """freedom""" has certain effects on a population..

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

Holy shit you're retarded
also
screencapping tweets you made and cropping out the rt count (0) just to get up votes from faggot Christian LARPers on Jow Forums
Kill yourself
MUH DICTIONARY
fuck you're stupid

Nathan Young
Nathan Young

The church of Satan is gay on purpose as a smoke screen to take the attention away from real satanists like Michael Aquino and Hillary Clinton who ritually rape, murder and torture children.

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

spbp

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

Well, considering the amount of flak that the Catholic Church has been receiving for not being progressive enough, I'm stll glad to be a part of a church that triggers people just simply for being a part of. You live your life, likewise. I never had needed a religion for anything, I was an atheist at one point aswell.

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

The Church of Satan doesn't actually believe Satan's going to come and fuck the sky daddy in his asshole or something, unlike how Christians ACTUALLY believe they are going to visit their sky daddy and an angel's writing a book of deeds like Infinite Santa Claus and literal autism

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

No, it was a ram.

Jace Morales
Jace Morales

No. It’s human nature that keeps the church in business. A battle between the flesh and the spirit.

Faggots like you are just faggots who burn quickly. Show your teeth.

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

I don't think it is, I find great comfort in hinduism, where I feel as the Christian God is very similar to Vishnu, also the roman Caelus seems similar to God...

Elijah Morris
Elijah Morris

You stupid niggers still dont get it.

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Jayden Murphy
Jayden Murphy

proud of my religion
don’t need a religion

Pick one retard

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

The way you are typing
Is for faggots
when google completes faggots for you because it knows
Please hang yourself
And do everyone a favor
:^))

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

Um, yes they do. The people at the top very much know that Satan is real. It’s the rank and file who believe this nonsense about it all being a larp.

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

That's probably one of the faggier things I've read. White people are so pathetic that if they don't have Christianity they give their homes away to immigrants. White people are so pathetic that they've had the destruction of billions of people at their fingertips, and elected to sacrifice ourselves instead because we don't want to hurt anyone.

Christianity doesn't make white people empathetic and caring for one another, they're like that naturally. Christianity was just a modification to Judaism to make it more palpable to the weepy and pathetic wh*teoids.

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Angel Rogers
Angel Rogers

Hindu is based

Christian Carter
Christian Carter

Listen here you little faggot one can be proud of his religion and also have the clemency to make up his own mind in life without the direct dependance on the church to guide his life for him

Isaac Reyes
Isaac Reyes

triggered

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

Drumpfkenblorfed*

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

I’m going to find a different thread you faggots are gay and your shits all retarded.

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

Get shellacked.

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

take it up with my left nut hes the only one who will hang for you bullshit

Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

get thotterdrumpfed

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

It's not a bad idea to harness the power of myth and ritual to produce psychological end goals. It's kinda like a self-psyop, and is not unlike the sort of propaganda we pride ourselves in pulling off on others. Furthermore, there's no reason a satanist/atheist can't fight for the 14 words, it just turns out that the average person isn't moral enough to make decisions without the supervision of religion.

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

Your obsession with us is cute.

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

This whole thread is basically one explaining what astronomy is and one bashing on astrology and using it's talking points to attack astronomy.

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

This lots of Satanist kike shill around here trying to downplay everything

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

renegade Christian
Satan is a figure in Judaism and Islam too you fucking idiots.

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

It's just another religion.

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

I highly doubt either did anything like that

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

I try not to think about it to hard because I know it's inhernetly stupid

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

Big bong, bing, bing, bing, bong, bing.. I just gave you all a Satanic blessing!

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Gabriel White
Gabriel White

Is there a difference between a satanist and a luciferian or are they both just atheist larpe?

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

He was obviously some edgy guy that lived in the same town all those books of fiction were written

Parker Young
Parker Young

Michael Aquino was a member. If you need any further evidence to convince you it's a pedo cult psyop you're retarded.

Austin Rivera
Austin Rivera

what the fuck nigger you're gonna make jesus mad at me

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

Yeah up until 1975 and the very early years.. whatever he did after means nothing.

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

1000 gigs of anime shall find its way to your heart! Jesus will be proud of such great love.

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

Franklin scandal is fake? Court case, real people in jail, etc.

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

I think this should clear things up.

youtube.com/watch?v=3xrxlwcgUXc

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

Personally I think we should kill all these Satan worshipping faggots. They're evil and deserve nothing but death

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

I've read through all of your posts and I was wondering how a Russian in the late 90s ended up as a grotto master in the first place?

Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

Even if you found a real case, I could find 1000 Christian cases. So it's nonsensical. Satanism can attract edgy retards and wrong people who buy into the hollywood notion but it's why the membership application is so in depth and you can't speak on the CoS behalf just for simply identifying as a Satanist to weed out the wrong people.

Anthony Nguyen
Anthony Nguyen

Maybe just maybe I am a Westerner in Moscow ;)

Maybe I am sane and educated and making some bennies

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

Dont be a faggot to the faggots, let them have their beliefs of what they want. Everyone will be judged in the end for what they did, and what they will do.

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

Nice. So what made you leave the CoS?

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

w-w-what I'm just lurking here, why include me?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

John Diaz
John Diaz

That Jewish writing

That Goat

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Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

It's not really needed, just follow what it preaches, most of us do anyway and yeah, identifying as a Satanist can sound embarrassing. Plus it seems like they have a full sjw takeover. I am sure they are anti-racist, anti-sexist and blah blah.

Anton being really Jewish didn't help!

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

It's a good blessing.. it will make pinoy number 1

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

of course its an atheist movement (not religion)
Jews arent religous
It's religous. Theyre playing you

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Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

It's about the flesh rather than the spiritual too. A Christian might pray for $10 while a Satanist will go work for the $10. Guess which one ends up with $10?
this is the most fedora tipping comment i've ever read

It's a symbol for adversary.. not going with the herd.. pursuing your own thing and having the courage to do that as ultimately that will lead to happiness.
I would readily argue that christians are far more happy, statistically, than atheists. even the 109 IQ, higher than atheists, Anglicans so you can't just pretend the happiness is via blissfull ignorance

Christian sins are often things that come naturally to man and thus you can never escape them and live in misery trying to do so.
i'm sure you naturally want to have buttsex with men. basically the only thing that fits here is rampant polygamy and even /poltard atheists often say thats degenerate and unfulfilling as well as the polygamist lust that goes with it.

there is nothing unfulfilling about living in accord with christian ideals. monks take the idea to the extreme and they're some of the happiest people on earth. also the amish.

Cameron Ramirez
Cameron Ramirez

Anton being really Jewish didn't help!
Satanist waking up to find out he's in a Jewish-Christian cult

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Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

I used to wear a t with it on when I was 18... oh my days.

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Leo Morris
Leo Morris

I would readily argue that christians are far more happy, statistically, than atheists.
kek

Liars are more happy

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Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

Christianity is just a big happy pill; it doesn't lead to the truth.

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

fedora tipping comment i've ever read

Not an argument.

I would readily argue that christians are far more happy, statistically, than atheists.

Yes but while Satanists are atheists not all atheists are Satanists.

i'm sure you naturally want to have buttsex with men

What? Lusting after the opposite sex. Hitting someone back when they hit me. Having a huge meal and enjoying it. yes, these can be sins.

I don't know why you have anal sex on your mind.

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

I don't follow it now. Pick up a Satanic bible, you'll find it pretty harmless and you'll probably agree with some of it.

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

Do you know of any Satanists in Russia through your former network?

Jaxson Gray
Jaxson Gray

just read chris langan instead

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

Look at how nice these people are, answering your stupid question seriously.

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

Haha no, I've no doubt there are plenty of edgy teenage ones now. The membership application was like writing essays so I doubt many people outside of the West were, English isn't commonly spoke in most areas in Russia.

It's not something I voice either to know.

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

It is literally humanism with an edgy image. And just when we thought atheists couldnt get any edgier.

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

Thanks for humoring me.

So what did you guys *do*? I assume there's a more esoteric aspect to it involving magical ritual?

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

We carried out some rituals, you can pick up the satanic rituals for an idea. They were kinda putting positive thoughts that would turn to positive actions, but mostly it was just a group of friends hanging out. Atheism might be some fedora meme now but back when Satanism was more popular it was more intelligent people just discussing religious concepts and life.

There was no animal or whatever sacrifice nor sex in a mask. I got started with Wicca in around 1997 and decided to check out the CoS website in 1998.. thought it would be edgy as I was 16 and wanted to see what it was all about. When I turned 18 in late 1999 I applied for membership after reading the satanic bible and other books.

Some of the things are interesting itself like ho LaVey knew Marilyn Monroe.

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

Thanks fren, goodnight/good day.

John Myers
John Myers

No problem, 9:30am here, time to start the day!

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

USA should crucify anyone who proclaims to worship satan.

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

It's interesting, they have had a few of their twitter post up on plebbit recently, think they must be pushing some kind of PR campaign recently to recruit atheist that feel like they "have no meaning in life". I think we should keep a watch to see what it means.

Then you weren't part of the inner circle. San Francisco was where the CoS started and look at how that town has moved politically. Fuck them and fuck you for lying and trying to "soften" their image.

Charles Cooper
Charles Cooper

Why?

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

Church of Lavey is edgy as hell. Faggotry. Ego-driven.
Church of Satan – similiar?
Temple of Set is a death cult –US military intelligence.
Judaism is a form of Satanism.
Moloch worship can be classified as a type of Satanism.
A little Satanism never hurt.
The problem is that most satanists are ego focused and spiritually dead.

Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

this

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

he's an utter cringelord , dumb too

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

Listen Fools,

To the Satanist, Luciferian
Earth is paradise, but you will go to Hell after you die
To be a true Christian,
Earth is Hell, life after death is Heaven for those who have faith

William Carter
William Carter

tax benefits
giving snarky donations to charity
hating on christians
definitely being a hit at parties
believe in Christ but want to be 6edgy6me6 lol
i cant imagine why someone would do that, just fake a religion

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

The thing is now, the CoS, like paganism, witchcraft and so on has become infested with SJW crap. I think because these things always accepted outsiders and was welcoming of all peopl

It's because all those "religions" are evil so naturally they will attract evil people like SJWs.

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

Antone LaVey (real name Levi) was a kike

Bentley Johnson
Bentley Johnson

He was the Tommy Wiseau behind the CoS.

Mason Rogers
Mason Rogers

Not an argument.
You're a sharp one. Think of it as implicit advice that says stop being such a faggot.

Yes but while Satanists are atheists not all atheists are Satanists.
Wrong. Satanists are not atheists. You may have noticed this in OP's post where it shows a definition that Satanists worship Satan (a supernatural entity who would be considered a god apart from not believing in *thee* God, thus worshiping him would constitute belief in deities) crazy I know. But that was at least 10 minutes ago so you must have forgot. If you're an atheist who claims to be a satanist you're only LARPing as a satanist. No atheists are Satanists. That is again another contradiction from LARPers who can't read a dictionary. It's like when atheists think they don't have a belief system and pretend they have a lack of a belief or some nonsense. They do have a belief system, again by definition: plato.stanford.edu/entries/atheism-agnosticism/

What? Lusting after the opposite sex. Hitting someone back when they hit me. Having a huge meal and enjoying it. yes, these can be sins.
"can be" sins. Not absolutes.

I don't know why you have anal sex on your mind.
It's well known that satanists and atheist males are infatuated with the male anal cavity and often fantasize about being anally penetrated themselves. It's really on par for the discussion about atheists rejecting God's commands: no male on male buttsex.

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

such as placing a cross upside down
and yet that's something that has been used well before this "church" came around by the catholics to represent repentance

Mason Price
Mason Price

atheists worship nothing
You fool, they worship themselves as well as materialism. Jews are the exact same. Anyone who calls themselves a Satanist is a larper. Haven't you ever seen The Usual Suspects? 'The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.' Actual Satan worshippers are the ones who pretend to worship something else or nothing at all.

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