IS the so-called "Church of Satan" the dumbest, most 14 year old organization on the face of the planet...

IS the so-called "Church of Satan" the dumbest, most 14 year old organization on the face of the planet, or what exactly? Like is their entire goal to appear completely stupid to the world, or what?

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Kek so they finally admit they’re edgy atheist

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satanism=atheism=judaism

I was a member of the Church Of Satan in the late 90s. It's always been atheist really. Satan is just symbolic for leading a life that leads to gratification and happiness.

Rather than pray for something.. go out and get/do it.

The thing is now, the CoS, like paganism, witchcraft and so on has become infested with SJW crap. I think because these things always accepted outsiders and was welcoming of all people, even though it mainly attracted 99% white people, much like how the goth subculture did and would be deemed racist, all those things are not under SJW takeover.

Anton LaVey wouldn't have stood for the CoS today. Even the Satanic witch he talks about female manipulation which in a way is what Pick up artists talk about, or how females manipulate. He just told females how to do it.

Point to note is. Anton was Jewish though.

>NOW under SJW takeover.***

yes but michael a q u i no is not

It actually is though. They don't worship him, they see him as the giver of knowledge. Satanism is worship of yourself, it's practically humanism with Catholic rituals

> there was no satanism until we defined it
> you're an idiot. Satanism is totally a thing, here's the definition.

>It's always been atheist really. Satan is just symbolic
Christ and the holy trinity are 'just symbols' too, so does that mean christians are atheists?

They aren’t much better than more Christians. At least they know they’re a joke

>name your religion after a Christian heresy
>get mad when people think you're heretic Christians

Has anyone been better/worse at marketing than LaVey?

I'm not sure if that statement says more about Satanists or Atheists desu

>Satanism is Atheistic
Redundant.

Nope. They are symbols that represent real things. A rune of strength can be symbolic and represent that but not be a godly living entity.

It's a symbol for adversary.. not going with the herd.. pursuing your own thing and having the courage to do that as ultimately that will lead to happiness.

It's about the flesh rather than the spiritual too. A Christian might pray for $10 while a Satanist will go work for the $10. Guess which one ends up with $10?

Christian sins are often things that come naturally to man and thus you can never escape them and live in misery trying to do so.

>the church of Satan
>thinking it’s any different from any other make believe bullshit church
Wewlad

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SPBP

>finally admit
I was into this Jewish bullshit 20+ years ago. They never lied about being atheists. Says so pretty explicitly in the Satanic Bible

As a Christian, my family seemed to pray for the opportunities to earn money, not just to get random money.

That was just a basic breakdown of the divine versus the flesh.

Instead of praying for the opportunities to earn money they would have been better to physically get out and seek it.

Via evolution we are also just another species of animal, just more intelligent than the others. That is the Satanic stance as opposed to the Christian that we are higher than animals and divine beings.

Do people actually think that the CoS is about worshiping the Devil?

Yes. That’s basically it. They are supposed to look retarded and harmless so people associate satanism with retarded harmlessness instead of the reality of ritual torture and murder of infants and children.

They are a smoke screen to hide what the left hand path really is, which is the worship of pure unadulterated power.

Nice trippps for your blog post but I’m sorry you’re a faggot and don’t realize the reason the church of Satan was created.

If you think I wasn't out applying and going into stores for work while I was praying my bad, I should have specified that too. You may believe that we are just another species of animal, and you know what? You are correct. But that doesn't mean that we haven't used our superior intellect to place us at the top of the food chain on the land at least, almost every animal on this planet we have tamed or fought in one form or another. Although I would agree that we can be a few misteps from being knocked off of our pedestals back to pre cavemen days at any time.

Yes. They do. About sacrificing cats and other sp00ky things.

To be honest, I thought that when I first got a copy of the satanic bible.. thought it would be edgy but it was kinda just lessons on how to live good. Pretty disappointing.

>the reality of ritual torture and murder of infants and children.

SATANIC PANIC!

Reality: All this was heavily investigated by police during the 80s and no trace of any such nonsense was ever found.

>Not knowing that anything outside the self is make believe
Wew

>worshiping the devil is the same as worshiping nothing is the same as whatever jews do
explain

I used to be a Grotto Master. I know the inside and outside of the CoS but thanks for informing me, someone who hasn't read anything from them at all what it's about.

The CoS/La Vey is just Ayn Rand with a splash of hedonism and edginess
People that actually buy into the Satanic Panic bs need to spend around 5 minutes googling so they don't look so stupid and lazy

So you basically believe what the CoS does...

Gods path:

>if you are attacked, raped, taken advantage of
>don't hate.. hug and forgive

>the satanic path
>if you are attacked, hit them back

Nobody could disagree with that.

Yeah the only upside was most people were still pretty intelligent to be into it all. Membership was hard.

Now their twitter page appears to be some teenage feminist. Sad.

Dude your so obviously a shill for the church of Satan that I’m not even going to debate you. Anyone who isn’t a retard, and who is over the age of 25, knows I’m right.

The Church of Satan looks dopey and retarded on purpose, that way Satan can become mainstream as a harmless figure, while the reality of demonic worship and left handed magic is crowleyian, and most certainly involves ritual rape, torture, and murder.

Look up the Franklin Credit Union scandal or the CIA Finders or the McMartin Preschool or the senator from Georgia who got murdered for investigating CPS.

The global homo elite use ritual blackmail to control each other and the currency is children. If you don’t agree then I don’t know what to tell you. Enjoy your steak inside the matrix. I’m living real life.

We are the only ones with any sort of sentience. The only living organism we've ever known to have this sense of self.

Look, I'm not trying to disagree with you or go after your church, its 2018 and people are entitled to believe in whatever they want to, But at some point we have to look at the reality of things. Our Churches are natural opposites simply by the nature of things, even if you aren't doing rituals in the forest in red robes or whatever Hollywood BS people think of, the Christian Church likewise isn't a giant cult of pedophilic do gooders either. We all have our issues and different views, so there is no reason in clawing each others eyes out for it either.

You’re so fucking cringe.

>I’m Illuminatus and my uncle is a Rothschild so believe everything I say.

Post proof or stfu and kill yourself.

>your

>proceeds to list some 80s satanic panic era hoax as suspected

Good one.

The Satanic Panic:

*jewish satanic memeball*
>When you rape and torture so many kids that you need a PR campaign with a catchy slogan to convince people it was all just a big misunderstanding.

Self awareness is a note of intelligence; not divine greatness. We are animals. Just like the rest. We have the same base instincts.

This is why faggots like you are so insufferable. You always attack grammar because you’re literally NPCs.

I think all of Jow Forums can agree that insufferable faggots who hide behind perfect grammar are the worst type of insufferable faggots.

>be defined by group you ridicule

Satanism is the worship of ones own gluttoness sins.

Satanic Panic:
>When they find you raping kids, deny deny, and rhyme and shit.

>no religion called satanism existed
I'm pretty sure there was one Jesus himself called the church(synagogue) of satan:

>so there is no reason in clawing each others eyes out for it either.

I'm not doing that. You are free to do as your please. So long as it doesn't directly negatively impose on me then live your life. Have some base morals we can all agree on. No harming of children, no harming of kids.

The church teaches you to withhold your natural instincts. Satanism teaches you to embrace them.

Do I sin for lusting over a beautiful girl? That is nature of our species. I embrace that. To not sin is to be anti-human. Simple, really.

Satanic Panic:

*when the entire national police force has to make instructional videos on Satanic Ritual Abuse because they keep finding spooky crime scenes so you have to rev up the lugenpress with a slick catchphrase to trick the dumb normies into thinking all the missing children just bought tickets to Mexico and decided to never write home.*

people that claim to be satanists or profess satanism are just pathetic attention-starved losers

90% of people in the West - despite what they say - pretty much just live however they want, they just don't feel the need to be attention-whoring little bitches about it.

faggotry of the gayest order

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>le cringe

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Satanic Panic:

>when rape tons of kids and then laugh at normies for being shizophrenic enough to accuse you of raping kids

Michael Aquino

MindWar

Oh look, you somehow managed to forget I didn't simply do that. I replied with a valid answer. Nice bias though.

I think the point of what we classify as "Sin" in our church is to simply try to strengthen to soul by working over our baser instincts and better ourselves. Are we perfect? No. I beat my meat daily, and I know that's a sin, but I do my best not to impose on others. There may be some similar beliefs in our church, but your church seems to focus on a more nihilistic side of life, while ours seems to focus on a more ordered side of life. Neither is terrible in their own regard but too much of it can be bad for anyone

So how many kids have you raped? And if the answer is zero why are you such a huge faggot? Even discordians admit to raping kids you fucking edgelord queerboy.

>people on Jow Forums are unironically defending the Satanic Panic
lmao I thought it was a joke that elderly white women went on Jow Forums, thanks r/T_D

Is that word salad considered a coherent sentence in the world of satanic grottos or are you drunk?

Then why not sit around and eat donuts all day? that's natural instinct.

This is a Christian board and you faggots get the rope. We have pizzagate threads regularly. You are very dumb. You are really dumb.

>you're not playing that dungeons and dragons, are you?
Why is ruski explaining what the satanism is and how it's not related to satan worship making burgers shiver so much?

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REEEED SEEEEJ

Cuckstianity is dumber

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The system of sins is making them basic human instincts and thus you can never escape them and will forever require the church for forgiveness.

It's simple but brilliant, I guess.

The rest of that "to strengthen the soul" is just a way of stopping you question that simple system by making it sound divine.

It's not. We live. We die. We become dust.

>Like is their entire goal to appear completely stupid to the world, or what?
They're just pretending to be retarded.

Yeah.

I have no criminal record nor have ever harmed child nor animal.

Might is right. Harming such things is not might, it is weakness.

The ruski is a dumb fuck. Ruskis can never understand satanism because ruskis don’t believe in god and true satanism is real and Satan is real and demons are real and if you don’t realize that then you’re an NPC.

Meatspace is not the only space.

You lack basic reading comprehension.

This. Someone else who gets it.

They are reading Harry Potter!

Cuck

>I used to be a Grotto Master
holy fucking kek, you utter subhuman

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You lack balls and relevancy. No one cares about this faggot shit anymore. We are Christ worshipping neon nazis now get with the times faggot.

it also is a form of showing us that, as human beings, we are flawed, if you noticed some churches don't believe in the process of repentance and simply believe renouncing your wrongdoings will buy your way into Heaven, a lot of the sins were things that were controversial at the time, such as infidelity, pornography, etc. As we have evolved these things have become more and more prevalent and hence people start to go against the church because the church won't change with the times.

Thank you.

He’s good. I can’t tell if he’s actually retarded or just pretending. You can tell LaVey was only lying and pretending to be a retard. This one I’m not sure.

Pretty much every demon possession story has been debunked as a fraud. I guess the the Amityville house was real demons at work, huh.

shut up retard. edgy satanist larpers are for laughing at. not for getting legitimately asshurt, 13 posts by this id

Fom a Christian point of view, any belief that isn't Christianity is Satanism.

Anton LaVey was a Jew, of course its an atheist movement (not religion)

Observe my great power.

>neon nazis

Damn you're fucking retarded. You're talking about something unrelated to the topic and trying to make it related.
Your beliefs on demons and bigfoot has nothing to do what the ruski is talking about.

The stupidest fucking cringey shit about the "church of satan" to me is:

Either:

1) Satan is allegorical, and is meant to represent eternal suffering and pain. You don't get to redefine this, it's a concept within a story. If you redefine it, then the entire story collapses.

Or:

2) The story is literal, and Satan is *literally* the embodiment of pain and suffering.

Their whole cringefest redefinition of these things is just stupid. It just reeks of absolutely 0 understanding of any of the concepts involved here.

So Satanism is just a gayer version of fedoraism? Not surprised

>Telling a group obsessed with pizzagate that satanists don’t exist and it’s just a big SATANIC PANIC

What special sort of faggot are you?

Just live your life good.. you don't need a religion to tell you that.

It's even been used against you today for things like accepting mass immigration.

have you ever had sex with a goat mask on?

As LaVey said, it's Satanism that keeps the church in business!

Good point

It's pretty telling that (((LaVeyan))) "Satanism" is just rebranded atheistic hedonism, the same atheistic hedonism they push in every day life for the average citizen today. It's almost like the Jews know that unrestrained """freedom""" has certain effects on a population..

Holy shit you're retarded
also
>screencapping tweets you made and cropping out the rt count (0) just to get up votes from faggot Christian LARPers on Jow Forums
Kill yourself
MUH DICTIONARY
fuck you're stupid

The church of Satan is gay on purpose as a smoke screen to take the attention away from real satanists like Michael Aquino and Hillary Clinton who ritually rape, murder and torture children.

spbp

Well, considering the amount of flak that the Catholic Church has been receiving for not being progressive enough, I'm stll glad to be a part of a church that triggers people just simply for being a part of. You live your life, likewise. I never had needed a religion for anything, I was an atheist at one point aswell.

The Church of Satan doesn't actually believe Satan's going to come and fuck the sky daddy in his asshole or something, unlike how Christians ACTUALLY believe they are going to visit their sky daddy and an angel's writing a book of deeds like Infinite Santa Claus and literal autism

No, it was a ram.

No. It’s human nature that keeps the church in business. A battle between the flesh and the spirit.

Faggots like you are just faggots who burn quickly. Show your teeth.

I don't think it is, I find great comfort in hinduism, where I feel as the Christian God is very similar to Vishnu, also the roman Caelus seems similar to God...

You stupid niggers still dont get it.

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>proud of my religion
>don’t need a religion

Pick one retard

The way you are typing
Is for faggots
>when google completes faggots for you because it knows
Please hang yourself
And do everyone a favor
:^))

Um, yes they do. The people at the top very much know that Satan is real. It’s the rank and file who believe this nonsense about it all being a larp.

That's probably one of the faggier things I've read. White people are so pathetic that if they don't have Christianity they give their homes away to immigrants. White people are so pathetic that they've had the destruction of billions of people at their fingertips, and elected to sacrifice ourselves instead because we don't want to hurt anyone.

Christianity doesn't make white people empathetic and caring for one another, they're like that naturally. Christianity was just a modification to Judaism to make it more palpable to the weepy and pathetic wh*teoids.

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