Michael Avenatti ordered to pay $37K a month in child support

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

Michael Avenatti and his estranged wife have an agreement in place for him to pay her child and spousal support, and it requires him to fork over a ton of his assets ... TMZ has learned.
According to docs filed in Orange County, a judge ordered Avenatti to pay Lisa Storie-Avenatti $37,897 per month in child support, retroactive to Jan. 1, 2018. We'll do the math for ya ... it's $454,764. The order also requires Avenatti to pay her spousal support of $124,398 per month, retroactive to Jan. 2018. That's roughly $1.5 million.
Now, cut to Dec. 4, when both parties filed docs stipulating Avenatti write child support checks for $40k now, and another in January.
As for the balance ... according to the docs, Avenatti agrees to hand over a bunch of his assets for Lisa to liquidate. The loot includes 5 luxury wristwatches -- some worth more than $50k -- a Frank Gehry sculpture, and several other expensive works of art.
Additionally, he has to hand over the keys to a 2017 Ferarri 488 GT Spider he was leasing. By the way, those go for about $300k.
And, there's this -- Michael's law firm ... Avenatti & Associates, is required to transfer, to Lisa, its interest in a 2016 Honda private jet.

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cnbc.com/2018/12/04/michael-avenatti-announces-he-will-not-run-for-president-in-2020.html
thepointsguy.com/2016/07/inside-the-hondajet/
nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-michael-avenatti-child-spousal-support-20181205-story.html
youtu.be/x0gaYyNk7QA
tmz.com/2018/12/05/michael-avenatti-child-spousal-support-payment-assets-lisa-storie/

Nathan Hernandez
Nathan Hernandez

Today was a good day

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

Have we reached peak JUST yet?

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Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

Fucking kek

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Adam Flores
Adam Flores

be high powered lawyer

still get divorce raped

how does this happen, anons?

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

I wonder when this pathetic faggot is going to kill himself.

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Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

Haha, the lawyer got what was coming early on.

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

nice source

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

$37,897 per month in child support, retroactive to Jan. 1, 2018.
As much as I hate the fucking little weasel, this is just fucked. What in the world would any mother need this much money for?
Talk about fucking over men and you fucking faggots are cheering this. Sometimes I wonder what the fuck you are all doing here bunch of idiots.

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

cnbc.com/2018/12/04/michael-avenatti-announces-he-will-not-run-for-president-in-2020.html

Needless to say, he's pulled out of his "I'm running for president" phase. There must be a way to keep this going. This faggot deserves to be kicked while he's down.

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Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

Thats a 4.5 million dollar jet

thepointsguy.com/2016/07/inside-the-hondajet/

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

And that's another one to add to the wall of Trump Curse

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

#basta

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Henry Powell
Henry Powell

as a man, the deck is retardedly stacked against you in anything having to do with family law.

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

this cunt has to pay a healthy yearly salary every month to this bitch
his entire company is set to fall the fuck apart
There is no fucking way this can get any better. Please let him hang himself soon.

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Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

being married while rich

why do men still do this

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

Was that necessary?
The guy comes pre-JUST

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

what the fuck TRUMP curse is real

Brayden White
Brayden White

Honda Jet
Did not know they made planes

Zachary Long
Zachary Long

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Henry Myers
Henry Myers

Hahahah its fucking real
nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-michael-avenatti-child-spousal-support-20181205-story.html

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

give me your stuff because we were married
How is that reasonable? Marriage is the normie version of findom.

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

Lisa Storie-Avenatti

The writing was already on the wall with that kind of last name

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

This is the biggest JUSTING i've ever seen 2bqh

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Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

Creepy porn lawyer getting BTFO in court by a whore is hilarious karma. Kys you dumb fucking leaf.

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

ya gotta wonder... how much of stormies go fund me is gonna get "stolen" for support payments by a bad lawyer?

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Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

holy shit. he seriously let her keep her last name. he's a lawyer and couldn't even convince a woman to drop her last name for marriage. wtf.

Lucas Reyes
Lucas Reyes

First thing I was looking for is this -- and you were on top of it. Jow Forums never lets me down -- ever.

Camden Wright
Camden Wright

Very uncool, this is a man's life we're talking about.

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

Fully agree, no sympathy for the piece of shit but fuck alimony and child support, unless your child eats diamonds you don’t need that cash

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

the dude is paying more in a month to this cunt than I make in a year

the trump curse is real, family

Parker Peterson
Parker Peterson

being a lawyer
getting married

I'm a fucking lawyer and after seeing what I've seen, I know I'll likely never get married. And unlike this faggot, I went to a shitty law school.

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

bet this guy really regrets all his antics the last few months? maybe he can ask trump for a loan

Evan Price
Evan Price

get sucked in by some random cunt
half of everything goodbye
next time keep your dick in your pants, retard

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

implying this is a man

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Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

this shit is continuing to get ridiculously out of hand. I have a friend and business partner that 7 yrs ago was ordered to pay 23k/month in child support and alimony for his 2 kids. he just fininshed paying it last yr when the youngest turned 18. hard to believe what the courts are able to get away w today

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

Trump gives Avenatti a small loan of a million dollars
in exchange for one thing
he has to come into Trump's office
tell the entire nation on live TV that he was wrong
and kiss Trump's ass

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

Get a love doll and rent it out when you're done, sex is overrated anyway.

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

There is no better man deserving of this high honor of child support.

Good on Avenatti

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

Kek

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

TRUMP curse israel

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

another reason to go MGTOW. DO NOT GET MARRIED

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

Women and the divorce courts are fucking disgusting. Remember, never marry and if your state or country has co-habitation laws, never let women move in with you or at least claim your address as her permanent residency. I could give two fucks about that retarded lawyer but there are good men out there getting robbed with the government’s hand

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Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

Would CPL say the same about you, user?

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

$37,897 per month in child support
did you guys miss this part, kek
The order also requires Avenatti to pay her spousal support of $124,398 per month
I think the judge must have been John Baron

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

I won't even make half what you earned in a year.
fuck man white privilege is real , Now I'm with her =H=>

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

Have a (you)

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

What is the full form of that

Lucas Morales
Lucas Morales

GABAGOOL

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Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

welp, maybe leftists should start being more careful about the social policies they propagate

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Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

But user... we must believe all women always. And all our enemies must Basta!

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

55 he ain't alive

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

Did (((Sirius Xm))) name themselves?

David Price
David Price

Imagine being a liberal right now. Your universe must be collapsing, and you don’t know whether to cry or scream. In what safe space can you take refuge?

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

This is true. I've watched enough Raging Golden Eagle to be well aware of the societal cancer that is the family court system. It is very concerning. I wonder how or if this issue can be fixed.
Thank you baste curry, have a (you) in return.
We will have that lawfag swinging from a rope like the nigger who's banging his wife!

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Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

Men Going Their Own Way
It’s kinda gay, but they do have some valid points when it comes to women’s behavior and men getting completely jewed by the law, particularly in cases of divorce.

Elijah Hernandez
Elijah Hernandez

I used to think TMZ was some trash gossip channel (because that's all they seem to do on the TV show whenever it's on TV at a bar or something). Recently I learned that they instead are like the best gossip network precisely because they seem to have connections fucking everywhere and report on things first. Weird.

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

falling for the azn meme

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Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

Also wasn't this guy accused of sexual assault or something, how's that going?

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

When all of their bullshit comes back to bite them in the ass, they’ll finally realize there are no safe spaces in the real world. I can’t fucking wait

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

this is just fucked
White suicidal altruism is real. This piece of parasitic shit is the kind of piece of shit that made divorce rape the legal standard of the Anglosphere. And now a piece of shit like himself gets a taste of what he's used, abused and manipulated his entire life. He's cucked and stole his way straight to the top only to live in thrall to a roastie soccer mom for the rest of his days, via the system he fed and nurtured and profited from all his days. Holy fucking shit is it your brain or your balls that are so defective that you cannot enjoy the cosmic irony, the pure pottery of this event? Sad!

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Dylan Allen
Dylan Allen

Like they don't just throw people they promote away as husks after they've drained their vitality. Whether it's a refugee, a woman, or a brave creepy porn lawyer.

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

I understand child support (thought 37k per month is ridiculous) but what is the logic behind spousal support and why is it even more than child support?

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

Lol

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

Isn't that the sign for radio frequencies?

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

This. Karma is a motherfucker.

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Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

At that point wouldn't it be cheaper to hire a hitman to kill the woman?

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

...but there are good men out there getting robbed with the government’s hand
yep. but I have another friend who had taken several yrs to build his business to a significant level and his pos wife wanted a divorce. she would talk about how her home is only 4K sq feet, or how her Lexus was 2 yrs old. little did she know my friend’s business was on the verge of getting substantially larger. I knew this because I was the one primarily doing his marketing. so he put his business in his mom’s name, named her owner and ceo, then divorced his wife. after the divorce she took him to court w the highest profile divorce attorney in their city (and they live in a top 10 city in terms of pop). because he was now only an employee that cunt was only able to get $500/mo, and my friends business has been doing $2.5 mil+ per yr since then. had he not transferred the business out of his name she likely would have gotten 8-10k/mo. in another 5 yrs his son will be 19 and he will be transferring the business back. that right there is a win for the good guys. fuck her

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

Main difference between Democrats and Republicans is we dumped our version of the Trumpanzee immediately. He wouldn’t have even pulled 1% of the primary vote. You Trump fags would have crowned him king if he had an R next to his name. Fuck his ambulance chasing grifter, and fuck you retards who still support comrade Trumpski.

James King
James King

How is this even sustainable?

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

Who?

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

The logic is that the damn ex was "accustomed" to a life fueled by excessive money spending. She literally doesn't have to work a day in her life now. Spousal support is such a fucking scam. She would be able to live a healthy life off of the child support alone.

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

As gay as the MGTOWs are, they're going to be the primary force behind reforming the family court system imo, if a reform is even possible at this point. Still, I can only see it going poorly for women.
inb4 the "where have all the good men gone?" meme goes from women in their 30's to women in general
pic related, wifebots will inevitably become a fucking thing
creepy porn lawyer
Tuck is a fucking mad lad for starting this meme. That's him now. That's Michael Avenatti. That is how he will be remembered in history.
As a professional Asian, I can tell you that the 'aznwaifu' meme is flawed when you get into off-the-boat Asians. Take Elliot Rodger's mother as an example, she's the perfect example of what off-the-boat Asian women are like. That's not to say that westernized Asians aren't like that, either, but they can be unrelenting materialistic robots.

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Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

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Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

healthy life
She'll be able to live like a fucking queen.

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

if a reform is even possible at this point.
It's not. The only thing women and their white knights do is double down.

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

i think they calculate it off of the potential earnings the woman could have made if she had pursued her career iijnstead of becoming a mother. and you have to pay enough to maintain theyre lifestyle. so if your estranged wife liked to buy luxury goods you have to foot the bill to let her co tinue to do so. supposedly its to minimize stress for the child
its total horseshit though. never get the government involved in your marriage

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

How’s this fucking dirtbag have so much money

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

Ah, it's real sad. I always wanted a family. I suppose I'll have to wait for the wifebots and test tube children.

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

They have connections everywhere and they accept submissions. I once sent them a video of Geri the redhead Spice Girl having a drink in a beach bar with a friend and I asked her what she thought of the weather and if she's looking for Chico Latinos. She told me to piss off and called security. TMZ didn't buy the footage.

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Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

and you have to pay enough to maintain theyre lifestyle
this^ is the main factor

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

nonwhite ex-wife
HAHAHAHA

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

I don't like this dude, but even I feel bad for him.

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

This is why alligators exist. They sure get hungry for divorced wives I tell you what.

man that cunt ran away! i guess she really hated me. wonder where she went. disappeared from the face of the earth! crazy bitch no wonder she wanted to divorce me!

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Luis Hill
Luis Hill

John Baron
forgot about that

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Liam James
Liam James

Not sure how long ago that happened user, which state or if the attorney was competent enough. Nowadays they have forensic financial specialists who team with lawyers to research your finances. Any money you’ve moved, taken, invested, bought any type of property, transferred title of anything (cars, boats, bikes, houses, business), etc. They can find it and they will fuck you over once they do find it. You could even end up doing time if they deem it malicious.

They even do projections if future earnings if you have your own business to take you back to court. It’s a truly vile system which is by no means fair. The worst part is that all that money is seldom used for the kids.

Your friend was lucky he got away with that.

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

At least his wife isnt supporting false gang rape allegations against him.

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

this is fucking terrible. absolutely terrible. men always get fucked over in court.

but in this case he completely deserved it.

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

yeah its a mixed feeling
on one hand I love seeing this fag wannabe Italian guido guy get cucked, but it just goes to show how much power women have in divorce court, it's a bit insane.

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

Fry the rice, pay the price

Robert Watson
Robert Watson

it's not but they do not care if you CAN pay it, you still have a legal obligation to do so and will even put you in jail if they think you are not trying hard enough to earn the money
not even close to true or most women would only get pennies, they usually base it on the standard of living they were living up to when the marriage ended, which means if you ever get a bunch of money coming in the wife may try to get you to spend a bunch of it right away on a new house and such and then immediately divorce you
listen to the JRE with Dave Foley when he talks about how his wife divorced him when he was on the News Radio tv show and he is dirt broke because they expect him to keep paying that much even though he will never earn that much money in his career again

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

Act like a cunt, get rekd. I often wonder if Karma really is a bitch.
Buy a hobo a beer sometime. Best $>Happiness ratio I can come up with.

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

Nice day, this is what a intelligent man does.

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

They closed this loophole a long time ago.

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

topkek
This keeps getting more and more entertaining

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

Cook the rice, pay the price

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

he just keeps winning.

Is he going to become a father's rights advocate now?

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

appreciate the response, very good points. this happened about 8 yrs ago and he clearly understood that he had to be very paticular of how he approached it. we talked almost daily for a few weeks and he’s one of the smartest guys I know and I’m fortunate to work w half a dozen or so guys that make at least a few million $ per yr.

a few things he was keen on..
1) there was no moving or hiding of money or assets away from the business. he made sure to maintain all of his assets directly within the business. even their 3 cars were property of the business

2) his mom was a legitimate option as someone to be named ceo. she had hired to open and run several hospitals in her career and this venture was no different in terms of something she was qualified to do. this was an easy sell to the court in that his attorney explained that the business had not been experiencing its expected growth because someone qualified and experienced in the areas of growth (marketing/development) wasn’t running it

3) yes they can do projections, but in this situation once their child is an adult and they’ve been divorced as many yrs as they have (10+), it’s game over

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

Extended Trump curse

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

Now we just need his wife to put on a MAGA hat and Avenatti will be BTFO forever.

Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

'tis sport when the engineer is the hoist by his own petard.

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Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

I’m pretty amazed this still happens. You would think enough guys would’ve snapped and put their cunt wives and Jew lawyers in a shallow grave so they would change the system.

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

It's like having an owner with an ex-wife means a business cannot be profitable

her slice is the business revenue minus expenses

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

Avinardi is Satan incarnate. Fuck him.

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

youtu.be/x0gaYyNk7QA

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

liquidating a leased Ferrari

Wut

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

As much as I hate this fag and he the poetic justice of him getting devoured by the system he created and defended it is absurd a roastie gets that much just because your penis blew a load in her pussy. Bitch didn't work a day in her life and she takes a small fortune and 40k in child support, like the child is going to see a dime of that besides the graham crackers he eats. The system is absurd and for this reason I will never ever get legally married as all it is putting a giving a women a fucking gun and putting it to your head at all times for the rest of your life.

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Blake Long
Blake Long

dominate civilization for millennia solely due to being the best cockwarmers around
as soon as women's rights becomes a thing, leverage your penis-sleeve skills to extend your dominance over men via alimony and child support
marriage and birth rates begin declining sharply
OH NONONONONONONO
loosen the definition of rape to extend your power to men who simply have sex with you
men turn to internet porn and sex dolls
OH NONONONONONNONONO
start #metoo to extend your power to men who merely stare at your tits or offer unwanted invitations to dates
corporations stop hiring women because their mere presence creates tension, hostility, and potential legal liability
OH NONONONONONONONO
say "fuck it" and start flinging rape accusations at random men and hope they stick
Kavanaugh gets confirmed to SCOTUS

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Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

Ferrari will tell em all to get fucked and just repop the car.
Ferrari doesn't fuck around.
no one gets it. it belongs to us

Aiden Campbell
Aiden Campbell

Giving a shit when rich white liberals get destroyed by women.

Its a day to celebrate buddy.

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

poorfag

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

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Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

37k per month as child support lmao.

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

Lawyer gets BTFO by his own profession. Honestly, If I was him I would have killed the cunt then myself.

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

And 100k per month as alimony

Brayden Rodriguez
Brayden Rodriguez

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Logan Long
Logan Long

Normally I'd agree, but fuck this guy

Xavier Johnson
Xavier Johnson

Negative, he has more suffering yet to give.

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Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

Wait till the last quarter FEC returns are filed, the .ast lot were hilarious. His twatter sycophants like that Susan Moreno are going to implode

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

you know what they say about living by the gun...

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

what in the fuck how is alimony even a real thing, surely it needs a maximum cap of say 5 grand a month

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

He sold it to his mother for one dollar. Its untouchable.

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

Don't worry user it's real
tmz.com/2018/12/05/michael-avenatti-child-spousal-support-payment-assets-lisa-storie/

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

If men weren't such cucks they would start killing roasties until the laws would roll back

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

Americans boast the highest marriage rates in the west. As long as you mongrels exist, women will keep taking advantage of men.
You have marriage rates more than double that of the european average and marriage laws(family court) that are the worst in the world.

Reconcile that cognitive dissonance.

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Matthew Lee
Matthew Lee

First thought reading this post
"Is this the sneaky lawyer's way of legally moving his assets and saving money on taxes?"

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Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

Shiiieet, that nigger got fucked bad.

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(You cucked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You cucked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You cucked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You cucked me too)
I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wive deserves to die
WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin…)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS
(You cucked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You cucked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You cucked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You cucked me too)
I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
Lawyer into your hands
I give up my paycheck
Lawyer into your hands
Why have you fucked my shit up?
In court just fucked my shit up
In proceedings fucked me up
Legally fucked my shit up
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

Oh he’s been moving money around allright

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Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

Logic and women don't mix.

That's how you know that women are running the family courts

Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED
WELL
THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN
TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH IN DEBT
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA
YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN
SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED
HEY NOW
YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE
IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY WIFE
TO BE SOOOLLDDDD

Matthew Cooper
Matthew Cooper

I think I now understand why murder suicides happen. Sometimes they are the logical course of action.

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

he didn’t sell it to his mother, he basically gave her the business at a time when in was worth very little. he takes a small $50k/yr salary but w all his major expenses coming through the business...house rental, car lease, etc.

unfortunately this puts his life on hold for a while as he can’t buy much outright for himself (homes, cars, etc) but he saved a hell of a lot vs if he would have kept the business. the plan is his mother will give the business to him as he is her only child

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

He would have an Asian wife

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

Normally I'd be against men being divorced raped, but this whore is going to waste all his money which is good for the economy

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

Can he get raped even more? Its crazy how hard they fucked him even though I dislike the guy.

Josiah Barnes
Josiah Barnes

Probably her adopted name if she isn’t half breed trash

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

Suuuuspiiiicioooous!

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Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

Ric flair drop go wooo on a bitch

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

quality bantz
devil digits
I'll observe those numerals for you, user.

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Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Nicholas Williams
Nicholas Williams

You think that’s dodgy...
FEC disbursement info is hilarious

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Colton Evans
Colton Evans

Family lawfag here. You guys think this is bad, imagine her also getting 45% of his entire net worth too in the form of a lump sum and residence. That's how it works in England and Wales. Forget a few cars, watches and a plane. Those are small fry.

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

Yeah, nah fuck this guy. He tried to fuck over the entire country twice for his own personal and political gain. Even Stormy Daniel's has turned on him, so that should tell you how sleazy and contemptible he is.

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Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

This is why you ALWAYS sign a prenup, this is why you NEVER knock up some gold digging thot.

For a lawyer, this guy sure didn't know how to think with his head, only his dick. What a fucking tard.

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

It's based on how much money creepy porn lawyer is making. He makes A LOT of money exploiting women. Looks like he's paying the toll.

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

He's not going to jail. Trump is. All because of Avenatti. :)

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

Dead serious when I say that this guy will run for president and he still has a good chance of being the nominee. I know he said hes not running, and I bet you that will change.

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

What do these roasties do with the money anyway?

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

37k/month child support
Nobody deserves that, not even this guy.

Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

suck shit CPL!

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

And 140k/month on spousal support

These people must be eating gold bars and shitting diamonds

Liam Rodriguez
Liam Rodriguez

He goes the route of kurt eichenwald

Brandon Morris
Brandon Morris

its time to fight back

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Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

Wew. Best of luck, breeders.

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

amazes me that you are allowed to write like this in a court document. once again america proving it has the worst legal system

Blake Davis
Blake Davis

Nigger please, this goy is getting Shia’d

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

There really should be a cap on alimony/child support etc. Maybe equiv to minimum wage.

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

get divorce raped
discover mens rights activists
turn alt-right
Many such cases.

Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

getting married in this day and age
in fucking muttland on top of everything

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Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

ruin your career going after trump
get so rekt you ruin your personal life as well

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

You volcel? 498a is causing havoc here.

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

Kavanaugh gets confirmed to SCOTUS
OH NONONONONONNONONO

men will turn down a sexual harassment charge in the work place for a sexual discrimination complaint. Screen cap this

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John Collins
John Collins

Fuck this faggot lawyer, if he's gonna argue "believe women" well he better fucking live up to it. Faggot ass deserves it.

Luke James
Luke James

Damn, he has good facial aesthetics and is basically rich and she is the best he can do?

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

Creepy Porn Lawyer BTFO

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Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

she's not asian

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

JUST

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Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

Additionally, he has to hand over the keys to a 2017 Ferarri 488 GT Spider he was leasing
leasing
So he was poor all along

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

His ex wife voted trump

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

why the fuck is pol supporting this shit? marriage is a scam

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

is this your OC?

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

No user.

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Ethan Allen
Ethan Allen

Why are divorces like this? What did his wife do to earn that money? Does she have a job?

Ethan White
Ethan White

I don't think so. They will never realize anything. It will always be an orange man's fault. There will always be some new thing they're pushing for. It never ends.

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

Based

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

I'm disappointed he quit 2020 desu, watching him going full nuts would have been sublime.

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

Wew

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Ryder Morgan
Ryder Morgan

i was thing the nyc mob - could be both - i doubt he even has to ask anyone to do it

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

this guy knows

on one hand fuck Avenatti, on the other has this gold digging whore worked a day in her life--what did she do to earn that lifetime paycheck?

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Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

Why didn't they name it Acura Jet?

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

Why would any man ever get married when a divorce can bankrupt you or worse put you in a debtors prison. Marriage license should come with a Graphic warning label for men. Of course I don't like Avanatti but no one deserves this kind of financial ruin just for getting married.

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

does this mean karma is real? this can't be real man, it's too ironic

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

I agree this is over the line but karma's a bitch. Simple as that. He could of shaped the SCOTUS for a very long time with his baseless accusations just for his 1 minute of fame. Fuck him.

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Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

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