>Michael Avenatti and his estranged wife have an agreement in place for him to pay her child and spousal support, and it requires him to fork over a ton of his assets ... TMZ has learned.
>According to docs filed in Orange County, a judge ordered Avenatti to pay Lisa Storie-Avenatti $37,897 per month in child support, retroactive to Jan. 1, 2018. We'll do the math for ya ... it's $454,764. The order also requires Avenatti to pay her spousal support of $124,398 per month, retroactive to Jan. 2018. That's roughly $1.5 million.
>Now, cut to Dec. 4, when both parties filed docs stipulating Avenatti write child support checks for $40k now, and another in January.
>As for the balance ... according to the docs, Avenatti agrees to hand over a bunch of his assets for Lisa to liquidate. The loot includes 5 luxury wristwatches -- some worth more than $50k -- a Frank Gehry sculpture, and several other expensive works of art.
>Additionally, he has to hand over the keys to a 2017 Ferarri 488 GT Spider he was leasing. By the way, those go for about $300k.
>And, there's this -- Michael's law firm ... Avenatti & Associates, is required to transfer, to Lisa, its interest in a 2016 Honda private jet.
Michael Avenatti ordered to pay $37K a month in child support
Today was a good day
Have we reached peak JUST yet?
Fucking kek
be high powered lawyer
still get divorce raped
how does this happen, anons?
I wonder when this pathetic faggot is going to kill himself.
Haha, the lawyer got what was coming early on.
nice source
>$37,897 per month in child support, retroactive to Jan. 1, 2018.
As much as I hate the fucking little weasel, this is just fucked. What in the world would any mother need this much money for?
Talk about fucking over men and you fucking faggots are cheering this. Sometimes I wonder what the fuck you are all doing here bunch of idiots.
cnbc.com
Needless to say, he's pulled out of his "I'm running for president" phase. There must be a way to keep this going. This faggot deserves to be kicked while he's down.
Thats a 4.5 million dollar jet
And that's another one to add to the wall of Trump Curse
#basta
as a man, the deck is retardedly stacked against you in anything having to do with family law.
>this cunt has to pay a healthy yearly salary every month to this bitch
>his entire company is set to fall the fuck apart
There is no fucking way this can get any better. Please let him hang himself soon.
>being married while rich
why do men still do this
Was that necessary?
The guy comes pre-JUST
what the fuck TRUMP curse is real
>Honda Jet
Did not know they made planes
Hahahah its fucking real
>nydailynews.com
>give me your stuff because we were married
How is that reasonable? Marriage is the normie version of findom.
>Lisa Storie-Avenatti
The writing was already on the wall with that kind of last name
This is the biggest JUSTING i've ever seen 2bqh
Creepy porn lawyer getting BTFO in court by a whore is hilarious karma. Kys you dumb fucking leaf.
ya gotta wonder... how much of stormies go fund me is gonna get "stolen" for support payments by a bad lawyer?
holy shit. he seriously let her keep her last name. he's a lawyer and couldn't even convince a woman to drop her last name for marriage. wtf.
First thing I was looking for is this -- and you were on top of it. Jow Forums never lets me down -- ever.
Very uncool, this is a man's life we're talking about.
Fully agree, no sympathy for the piece of shit but fuck alimony and child support, unless your child eats diamonds you don’t need that cash
the dude is paying more in a month to this cunt than I make in a year
the trump curse is real, family
>being a lawyer
>getting married
I'm a fucking lawyer and after seeing what I've seen, I know I'll likely never get married. And unlike this faggot, I went to a shitty law school.
bet this guy really regrets all his antics the last few months? maybe he can ask trump for a loan
>get sucked in by some random cunt
>half of everything goodbye
next time keep your dick in your pants, retard
>implying this is a man
this shit is continuing to get ridiculously out of hand. I have a friend and business partner that 7 yrs ago was ordered to pay 23k/month in child support and alimony for his 2 kids. he just fininshed paying it last yr when the youngest turned 18. hard to believe what the courts are able to get away w today
>Trump gives Avenatti a small loan of a million dollars
>in exchange for one thing
>he has to come into Trump's office
>tell the entire nation on live TV that he was wrong
>and kiss Trump's ass
Get a love doll and rent it out when you're done, sex is overrated anyway.
There is no better man deserving of this high honor of child support.
Good on Avenatti
Kek
>TRUMP curse israel
another reason to go MGTOW. DO NOT GET MARRIED
Women and the divorce courts are fucking disgusting. Remember, never marry and if your state or country has co-habitation laws, never let women move in with you or at least claim your address as her permanent residency. I could give two fucks about that retarded lawyer but there are good men out there getting robbed with the government’s hand
Would CPL say the same about you, user?
>$37,897 per month in child support
did you guys miss this part, kek
>The order also requires Avenatti to pay her spousal support of $124,398 per month
I think the judge must have been John Baron
I won't even make half what you earned in a year.
>fuck man white privilege is real , Now I'm with her =H=>
Have a (you)
What is the full form of that
GABAGOOL
welp, maybe leftists should start being more careful about the social policies they propagate
But user... we must believe all women always. And all our enemies must Basta!
55 he ain't alive
Did (((Sirius Xm))) name themselves?
Imagine being a liberal right now. Your universe must be collapsing, and you don’t know whether to cry or scream. In what safe space can you take refuge?
This is true. I've watched enough Raging Golden Eagle to be well aware of the societal cancer that is the family court system. It is very concerning. I wonder how or if this issue can be fixed.
Thank you baste curry, have a (you) in return.
We will have that lawfag swinging from a rope like the nigger who's banging his wife!
>Men Going Their Own Way
It’s kinda gay, but they do have some valid points when it comes to women’s behavior and men getting completely jewed by the law, particularly in cases of divorce.
I used to think TMZ was some trash gossip channel (because that's all they seem to do on the TV show whenever it's on TV at a bar or something). Recently I learned that they instead are like the best gossip network precisely because they seem to have connections fucking everywhere and report on things first. Weird.
>falling for the azn meme
Also wasn't this guy accused of sexual assault or something, how's that going?
When all of their bullshit comes back to bite them in the ass, they’ll finally realize there are no safe spaces in the real world. I can’t fucking wait
>this is just fucked
White suicidal altruism is real. This piece of parasitic shit is the kind of piece of shit that made divorce rape the legal standard of the Anglosphere. And now a piece of shit like himself gets a taste of what he's used, abused and manipulated his entire life. He's cucked and stole his way straight to the top only to live in thrall to a roastie soccer mom for the rest of his days, via the system he fed and nurtured and profited from all his days. Holy fucking shit is it your brain or your balls that are so defective that you cannot enjoy the cosmic irony, the pure pottery of this event? Sad!
Like they don't just throw people they promote away as husks after they've drained their vitality. Whether it's a refugee, a woman, or a brave creepy porn lawyer.
I understand child support (thought 37k per month is ridiculous) but what is the logic behind spousal support and why is it even more than child support?
Lol
Isn't that the sign for radio frequencies?
This. Karma is a motherfucker.
At that point wouldn't it be cheaper to hire a hitman to kill the woman?
>...but there are good men out there getting robbed with the government’s hand
yep. but I have another friend who had taken several yrs to build his business to a significant level and his pos wife wanted a divorce. she would talk about how her home is only 4K sq feet, or how her Lexus was 2 yrs old. little did she know my friend’s business was on the verge of getting substantially larger. I knew this because I was the one primarily doing his marketing. so he put his business in his mom’s name, named her owner and ceo, then divorced his wife. after the divorce she took him to court w the highest profile divorce attorney in their city (and they live in a top 10 city in terms of pop). because he was now only an employee that cunt was only able to get $500/mo, and my friends business has been doing $2.5 mil+ per yr since then. had he not transferred the business out of his name she likely would have gotten 8-10k/mo. in another 5 yrs his son will be 19 and he will be transferring the business back. that right there is a win for the good guys. fuck her
Main difference between Democrats and Republicans is we dumped our version of the Trumpanzee immediately. He wouldn’t have even pulled 1% of the primary vote. You Trump fags would have crowned him king if he had an R next to his name. Fuck his ambulance chasing grifter, and fuck you retards who still support comrade Trumpski.
How is this even sustainable?
Who?
The logic is that the damn ex was "accustomed" to a life fueled by excessive money spending. She literally doesn't have to work a day in her life now. Spousal support is such a fucking scam. She would be able to live a healthy life off of the child support alone.
As gay as the MGTOWs are, they're going to be the primary force behind reforming the family court system imo, if a reform is even possible at this point. Still, I can only see it going poorly for women.
>inb4 the "where have all the good men gone?" meme goes from women in their 30's to women in general
>pic related, wifebots will inevitably become a fucking thing
>creepy porn lawyer
Tuck is a fucking mad lad for starting this meme. That's him now. That's Michael Avenatti. That is how he will be remembered in history.
As a professional Asian, I can tell you that the 'aznwaifu' meme is flawed when you get into off-the-boat Asians. Take Elliot Rodger's mother as an example, she's the perfect example of what off-the-boat Asian women are like. That's not to say that westernized Asians aren't like that, either, but they can be unrelenting materialistic robots.
>healthy life
She'll be able to live like a fucking queen.
>if a reform is even possible at this point.
It's not. The only thing women and their white knights do is double down.
i think they calculate it off of the potential earnings the woman could have made if she had pursued her career iijnstead of becoming a mother. and you have to pay enough to maintain theyre lifestyle. so if your estranged wife liked to buy luxury goods you have to foot the bill to let her co tinue to do so. supposedly its to minimize stress for the child
its total horseshit though. never get the government involved in your marriage
How’s this fucking dirtbag have so much money
Ah, it's real sad. I always wanted a family. I suppose I'll have to wait for the wifebots and test tube children.
They have connections everywhere and they accept submissions. I once sent them a video of Geri the redhead Spice Girl having a drink in a beach bar with a friend and I asked her what she thought of the weather and if she's looking for Chico Latinos. She told me to piss off and called security. TMZ didn't buy the footage.
>and you have to pay enough to maintain theyre lifestyle
this^ is the main factor
>nonwhite ex-wife
HAHAHAHA
I don't like this dude, but even I feel bad for him.
This is why alligators exist. They sure get hungry for divorced wives I tell you what.
>man that cunt ran away! i guess she really hated me. wonder where she went. disappeared from the face of the earth! crazy bitch no wonder she wanted to divorce me!
>John Baron
forgot about that
Not sure how long ago that happened user, which state or if the attorney was competent enough. Nowadays they have forensic financial specialists who team with lawyers to research your finances. Any money you’ve moved, taken, invested, bought any type of property, transferred title of anything (cars, boats, bikes, houses, business), etc. They can find it and they will fuck you over once they do find it. You could even end up doing time if they deem it malicious.
They even do projections if future earnings if you have your own business to take you back to court. It’s a truly vile system which is by no means fair. The worst part is that all that money is seldom used for the kids.
Your friend was lucky he got away with that.
At least his wife isnt supporting false gang rape allegations against him.
this is fucking terrible. absolutely terrible. men always get fucked over in court.
but in this case he completely deserved it.
yeah its a mixed feeling
on one hand I love seeing this fag wannabe Italian guido guy get cucked, but it just goes to show how much power women have in divorce court, it's a bit insane.
Fry the rice, pay the price
it's not but they do not care if you CAN pay it, you still have a legal obligation to do so and will even put you in jail if they think you are not trying hard enough to earn the money
not even close to true or most women would only get pennies, they usually base it on the standard of living they were living up to when the marriage ended, which means if you ever get a bunch of money coming in the wife may try to get you to spend a bunch of it right away on a new house and such and then immediately divorce you
listen to the JRE with Dave Foley when he talks about how his wife divorced him when he was on the News Radio tv show and he is dirt broke because they expect him to keep paying that much even though he will never earn that much money in his career again
Act like a cunt, get rekd. I often wonder if Karma really is a bitch.
Buy a hobo a beer sometime. Best $>Happiness ratio I can come up with.
Nice day, this is what a intelligent man does.
They closed this loophole a long time ago.
topkek
This keeps getting more and more entertaining
Cook the rice, pay the price
he just keeps winning.
Is he going to become a father's rights advocate now?
appreciate the response, very good points. this happened about 8 yrs ago and he clearly understood that he had to be very paticular of how he approached it. we talked almost daily for a few weeks and he’s one of the smartest guys I know and I’m fortunate to work w half a dozen or so guys that make at least a few million $ per yr.
a few things he was keen on..
1) there was no moving or hiding of money or assets away from the business. he made sure to maintain all of his assets directly within the business. even their 3 cars were property of the business
2) his mom was a legitimate option as someone to be named ceo. she had hired to open and run several hospitals in her career and this venture was no different in terms of something she was qualified to do. this was an easy sell to the court in that his attorney explained that the business had not been experiencing its expected growth because someone qualified and experienced in the areas of growth (marketing/development) wasn’t running it
3) yes they can do projections, but in this situation once their child is an adult and they’ve been divorced as many yrs as they have (10+), it’s game over
Extended Trump curse
Now we just need his wife to put on a MAGA hat and Avenatti will be BTFO forever.