Germany help me

Can a german please translate this for me?

Does his passport say he had brown eyes?

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Yep

Thats weird ... Hitlers affairs always talk about his deep blue eyes

>face
>oval

The real Hitler got assasinated by the kikes and he got replaced by the one that started the war and holocaust giving the kikes today virtually an endless stream of gibs and an stfu card in the form of MUH HOLOCAUST, just because the set up an Machurian candidate fake Hitler with blue eyes. It's obvious if you think about it.

>Gestalt: mittel
When will they learn?

Its a fake made by british spies just google it the FÜhrer had blue eyes

>implying Hitler ever had sex

What a bold fucking claim

Naja Hans es gibt zahlreiche Bücher über Hitler Affairen. Und sogar Zeitzeugen. Warum sollte eine deutsche in Deutschland sagen das sie was mit Hitler hatte.

Does him having dark eyes ruin anything?

>Warum sollte eine deutsche in Deutschland sagen das sie was mit Hitler hatte.
I can think of a thousand reasons desu

Find me one record of a woman stating that Hitler shagged her. Just one.

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picture of the Pasport OP posted in a Bongland Spy museum. Part of the exhibit its a fake

>profession
>painter

>Part of the exhibit its a fake
That explains it, then.

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it doesnt matter, if i was a girl i'd sleep with hitler

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dumb people think HURR IF U NOT BLONDE U NOT ARYAN DURR but the Nazis didn't think there were any pure Aryans left anywhere, they talked about the Aryan Strain, ie, the persistence of "Aryan blood" in modern populations that could be "purified" thru eugenics. So it's not an issue to Nazis that Hitler was not phenotypically Aryan, he could still have had a good portion of the "Aryan Strain" anyway.

by the definitions you guys kick around here, Hitler was clearly not white.
Fucker was definitely responsible for lots of white deaths though. Meth head didnt even kill any jews.

hitler despised your kind for a reason

>date of birth: May 24th
>using a dramatic publicity shot instead of a standard frontal document photo
>wonky signature

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>May
Disregard that, I'm a redart.

do you mean americans?
man german was the largest ethnic group in america at one time

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>man german was the largest ethnic group in america at one time
This is a myth, it has always been British, just Americans (for obvious reasons) don't like to think about their British ancestry.

not really lol
only LARPing stormfags try to tell you only blue eyes blonde hair can be aryan

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Issued: Wien 1941. Occupation: painter. Fake.