HOLY FUCK

HOLY FUCK
TRUMP IS A FUCKING SHITPOSTER

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He can troll with the best of them
Must be re-runs on the gorilla channel

Trump confirmed gay dick sucker

Trumps going to bring the dick to vietnAm!

holy shit

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this is his best tweet yet

He's nervous as fuck about Mueller and needed to distract from being an unindicted co-conspirator, like clockwork. and the tards fall for it.

this

TICK TOCK trumptards

Isnt he a Viet Draftdodger?

The unindicted co-conspirator thing was related to the Stormy Daniels payments re: campaign finance laws. It has nothing to do with the Mueller investigation, which has essentially cleared him of any wrongdoing.

No. He didn’t get drafted.

Too bad he can't shitpost a wall into existence

Wait, is Trump calling out someone for not fighting in Vietnam?

>any day now!

>It has nothing to do with the Mueller investigation
Then why is Mueller recommending 4 years of prison? Face it, the walls are closing in.

that's right guy, agent orange is your friend

Cadet Bone Spurs

>drumpf say funni thing xd

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he had shin splints retard. A Doctor said he couldn't go. Not his fault he just followed orders

>draft dodger
>complains about others' military records

uhhhh

He was number 356 out of 365 or another ridiculously high number. Add to that that the foot injury threw him even further in the back of possible call-ups. He didn't dodge, but as far call-ups go, he was pretty much the last of the last who COULD have been called up if it would ever escalate that badly.

Yes. The faggot lied about fighting in Vietnam.

bread and circus for the masses.

Bone spurs are a legitimate reason not to be drafted. Anything that slows you down is a potential threat to everyone in your unit.

this. not a great look when he couldn't remember which leg had le bone spurs.

Oh shit, it's real
I didn't even understand what he said!

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>unironically supporting Mueller
>Muh Faithless Electors 2.0

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So much this

Trump is shitting himself

Because Mueller is terrified of Trump. How is this so hard to get your head wrapped around?

Do you think they'll let him shitpost from jail?

leader of 350 million people said something stupid, i would be embarassed to have a leader who called some poor guy da nang dick.

I'm ecstatic that our leader is not your leader, just like I'm ecstatic I don't suffer from the same lack of freedoms you do

Fuck this stupid Twitter bullshit. I want to see the wall, even if it is symbolic and shut the immigration gates. He's a Zionist, though, so that will never happen. He's never going to come good on his election promises. He can't even control the fucking FBI or his own White House staff.

Oh trust me, I am. Everyone in my household has lost an average of 2 hrs of sleep since his presidency. He's not healthy for Americans or our shared values.

>muh freedumbs
>chooses to become a minority

I have spurs and I can barely walk, let alone march. Unlike today's modern (((military))) they didn't accept those with mental illness and medical conditions.

Childhood asthma disqualified you, but wanting to cut off your dick and threatening to kill yourself and your bunk if taxpayers don't pay for your surgery is perfectly healthy, goyim!

Shut up or you get another nuke.

I love watching Trumpkins lose all hope.

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>Be in the US
>go on twitter and bitch about brown people and Islam
>don't get arrested
>go out and shoot my gun in my back yard

>be in the UK
>get arrested for mean words on twitter and pointing out the police not arresting muslims for crime
>go to Speakers Corner to rant, get arrested
>go to your journalist friend to report on it
>Judge orders the press to not report on this
>all while stuck on a tiny island full of muzzies
You got me

Can I have a quick rundown on what he is talking about, please.

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Sidney Blumenthal lied about his service in Vietnam. While Trump didn't serve, he at least never lied about serving either.

>our shared values
Such as what, faggot? Trump is doing a shitty job but don't act like you're even remotely in the majority you fucking homo

Fuck yeah that’s some vintage pre-2014 caliber shitposting maybe the tide is finally turning

Fucking Epic....

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Happy Hanukah

He's talking about the honorable Senator Richard Blumenthal who served our country during the great struggle in Vietnam. The guy has lost his mind or he's hearing those Muller footsteps.

You're right, Trump didn't lie about having served. He lied about something even sadder; the excuse as to why he got five draft deferments.

Mueller's footsteps to his place on the gallows friend

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Rabbi Blumenthal lied about playing World Police. Hilarious.

>implying I'd rather have our POTUS dying in some shit jungle
How'd that work out for McCain?

A doctor got paid to say he couldn’t go*

This is our values

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
MOTHER OF EXILES. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

Top kek. Thanks guys, you are the best neighbours.

lmfao look at this pathetic cope posting

that's what got him the job, stupid

>jew poem is our values
lol

shill thread

expect to see this term everywhere like clockwork now - unindicted co-conspirator

#pizzagate. You sick faggot pedophiles are going to die very painfully.

How's that wall coming along, jackass?

HOLY SHIT TRUMP IS A GOOD GOY
Trump threads are ruining this site. Keep this gay Boomer shit in ptg.

Yes. Because there is a difference between not having fought, and claiming to have fought when you didn't.

ORANGE
MAN
FUCKING
BAD
HOLY FUCKING SHIT REDDIT WHY HAVEN"T WE BANNED HIM YET

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I didn't read a word, but I will tell you that you will be a minority and you know it.

>Be in the US
>go on twitter and bitch about brown people and Islam
>don't get arrested
>go out and shoot my gun in my back yard

>be in the UK
>get arrested for mean words on twitter and pointing out the police not arresting muslims for crime
>go to Speakers Corner to rant, get arrested
>go to your journalist friend to report on it
>Judge orders the press to not report on this
>all while stuck on a tiny island full of muzzies

United States Senator from Connecticut since 2011. He is a member of the Democratic Party. He has been the state's senior senator since 2013 and is ranked as the second wealthiest member of the Senate.

either the 0th amendment to the constitution, or a piece of Jewish doggerel

your country is far worse than America and far worse than mine. Fuck off

yeah but he never claimed he went and fought like blue menthols did.

>implying any jews fought in vietnam

This is radical centrist level homosexuality. You're lumping me in with left wingers because I called Trump a good goy. Go listen to Peterstein on Joe rogan's show.

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>How's that wall coming along, jackass?

My sides!!!! Blumenballz got fucking wrecked.

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Go to bed Chris Cuomo

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Lol. Go wash your dick.

trump cuts an immigration deal with his Jew buddies flooding America with shitskins, takes all the guns, then builds the wall in his second term last year just to make sure we can't escape the Bolshevik genocide round 2 and trump was a honeypot all along

Kek wills it

I'd love to see which politician you would support if not Trump. I've never seen a jew mention an alternative, just how bad orange man is

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>The wall wasn't to keep out the them, it was to keep in the you

No doubt he comes to Jow Forums. I have no fucking doubt anymore.

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Swamp is draining, tears are raining. Commies crying! So satisfying! Time is ticking & you just can't cope. Just a few more sunrises then Day Of The Rope!

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I FUCKING LOVE THIS TIMELINE HOLY FUCK

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I love this man

I voted Trump and right now it doesn't look like I'm voting again. It's clearly all bullshit and I feel stupid for ever having participated.

Go ahead with the "Trump voter here, we can't blah blah blah" shit. Done bumping this shit thread.

>Face it, the walls are closing in.
They really got him, wow they may even charge him with something before 2020

Yes, because he lied about fighting in Vietnam, you idiot.

>no alternative
Hmm it's almost like your only existence is to spout
ORANGE MAN BAD
Run along now, Chaim

I hate Trump more and more everyday. Only one man could have saved us.

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Trump BTFO! He'll never get the nomination now.

More cope posting, your flag gives you away tranny boy.

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Fake news were big during the Vietnam era. I'm glad Trump is shitting on the corrupt media.

Shut the FUCK up, Achmed.

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>I voted Trump and right now it doesn't look like I'm voting again. It's clearly all bullshit and I feel stupid for ever having participated.
>Go ahead with the "Trump voter here, we can't blah blah blah" shit. Done bumping this shit thread.

PFFFFFFFT...Well I'll bump it for ya. This made my day. Thank you DJT.

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I seriously love this guy. He just straight up called him a dickhead. Balls balls balls of steel

Isn't it pathetic that tweeting is his main line of defense now that his crimes are being exposed?

>implying you wouldn't do whatever you could to avoid going to the jungle to step on shit covered punji sticks

>doesn't get drafted
>is a draft dodger
really makes me think

The truth tends to stick around. Ya know, for history and such.

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>>implying you wouldn't do whatever you could to avoid going to the jungle to step on shit covered punji sticks

Yep. Not one US citizen should have died in that shitty ass SEA civil war.

BTW, Blumenballz must be in fucking hiding right now.

>two months
Kek. Dont you have some medical supplies to stockpile chutney-nigger?

I guess shooting yourself in the foot requires balls...

Senator Blumenthal is a mother fucking punk bitch. Nosferatu looking faggot deserves to be beaten to death.