So does this mean beards are chad again?

So does this mean beards are chad again?

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why the FUCK wasn't Rato wearing that beard all along? He looks like an actual MAN now. Wtf Ted

why would they compliment him?

>that
>beard

Sweetie...

Trump has pushed Ted beyond his natural limits. Ted has ascended.

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He does wear it well desu.

Our governor Matt Bevin did this for a while, then he cucked out and let the masses vote to tell him to cut it off to raise a few thousand dollars for adoption centers in the state.

I wanted him to go full 8"+ beard man, what a bummer.

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If he lost 10 pounds and got those earlobes reduced a bit he'd look 10 years younger.

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I really hope we go back to politicians having epic beards and shit.

If Graham goes beard, then it's officially chad

Oh no... He's pulling a Lincoln. Is he running again?

that means that journalism is dead, its just useless roasties and fags who can only fawn over looks

S

>pulling a lincoln
he should finish what lincoln started and send all the niggers back to africa

I hope this ignites a trend of beard growth among Republicans

This.

Why are all presidents clean shaven?

He should be ashamed to have such a patchy beard at that age. Looks like my 20 year old cousin's beard.

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If Lincoln had a beard, it's because a cute little girl told him he should wear a beard
Lincoln listened to her and to be honest, she was right

It is dope

beards were never lame to begin with, faggot

Ted's gonna fuck your bitch with that look God damn

Because women have become the majority of political journalists, politics has become a literal soap opera. Same reason all the democrat women who swore they would only support a female candidate for president are all now pushing Beto- They are all for sister solidarity and crushing the white man until they see one they want to put a baby in them

What are you smoking, beards have never been unchad

Yeah, it actually made him look a bit more commanding.

Don’t blink.

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>slate claims one mans beard slightly improves his appearance
yes, op. this means beards are 'chad' again.
i want to backhand your fucking face

H-hayai!

the Illuminati beard strikes again...

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Your point? They have to appeal to their voterbase

Did his nose grew jewer?

Stick with stubble. A lot of women hate beards but love stubble. Make sure the shave your neck.

>somebody was paid to make this article
>somebody claims this is their job

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just needs an eyepatch and his transformation into punished cruz will be complete

It makes him appear less bread facey.

>WORDS THAT KILL
>WOULD YOU SPEEEEEAAK THEM TO MEEEEEEE

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>no Cruz memes

Wtf is wrong with you guys?

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Cruz looks like DSP if he were older.

The beard makes him look 20 years younger and cooler. I'm ready for a new hero to worship too.

Why didn’t he do that years ago? Really helps him to not look like a slimey rat

Unbelievable

>On Earth we have this little place called Tijuana.

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Like a Canadian Wolverine.

Unkempt wild bushy ones are, especially when paired with long hair. If you don't look like a barbarian or a hobo then you're doing it wrong.

chad beards are chad. the others are pubic hair

N-Nani!?

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at what point does facial hair become a "beard"?

updated

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Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz, Devin Nunes, Rand/Ron Paul.
The only honest men in DC, with an honorable mention to louis gohmert and steve scalise.
The rest are filthy cuckolds, willing players in the parasitic machinery