FBI ama

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

FBI here, ask anything

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ufonut.com/july-2018-colorado-cow-mutilation/
youtube.com/watch?v=EDj9ZZQY2kA
edward.fish/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/A-Case-of-TreasonA.pdf
mysteriousuniverse.org/2017/06/bizarre-cases-of-mysterious-deaths-and-human-mutilations/

Landon Lee
Landon Lee

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Julian Smith
Julian Smith

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David White
David White

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Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

Can you see me jacking off through my laptop camera? If so, what do you think of my technique, do you think I could do anything to improve it? Thanks.

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

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Juan Taylor
Juan Taylor

Shit in fear

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Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

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Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

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Liam Smith
Liam Smith

How long is the jail time for impersonating a federal officer

John Turner
John Turner

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Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

What is both the softest and most valuable target in the USA?

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

Considering we had legit FBI anons in the past, I won't chance missing the opportunity to ask even if this is a LARP.

What's going on with Hillary and co.? Are we seeing another nothing burger investigation into the Clinton Foundation?

Austin Green
Austin Green

Do you glow in the dark like CIA niggers?

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

Three fingers in your ass next time, potatonigger.

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

Praise be to the /k/ube, praise KEK and death to israel and all jews.

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Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

What do you know about targeted individuals, military abductions and monarch programming?

Parker Peterson
Parker Peterson

How many people have you entrapped into blowing a school this year?

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Thanks, will give it a go and report back with results.

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

delete these

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

try using your thumb more

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

the jews

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

Can FBI agents breath underwater?

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

Please take to /lgbt/, /cm/ or /hm/ where this belongs

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

I'm CIA!

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Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

we are almost at the end. they will all be exposed soon

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Solid advice. Thanks Mr federal agent, very cool.

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

"No"

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Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

this thread is radioactive, IN!

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

depends on the specifics. i know about some, not sure about other ones though

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

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Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

Proof your FBI

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

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Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

IS Q REAL?

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

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Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

Any kind of work available for people that don't do the whole college thing? I'm probably smarter than a lot of your people, just low on cash.

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

impersonating a federal agent is illegal
this is an anonymous board
follow the rules, faggot

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Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

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Angel Reed
Angel Reed

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Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

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Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

What office?

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

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Jackson Adams
Jackson Adams

get out

im fbi

yes, and it is someone we all know

not much, unless you have some good connections

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

And I'm BMW
Far above your shitty agency.

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Jason Perry
Jason Perry

how many of these do you even have

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

Are you redpilled on the JQ and would you assist in an insurgency to eliminate them from the USA?

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

All of them!

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Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

im fbi
Oh fuck guys he's the real deal!

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

Die in a fire, and burn in hell.

Thomas Lee
Thomas Lee

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Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

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Noah Adams
Noah Adams

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Nolan Barnes
Nolan Barnes

is it just a saying that a large majority of
people working at the fbi are italians?
or is it true.

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

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Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

I had this weird inkling today that Beto was going to confirm Half life 3.
any validity to that?

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

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Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

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Isaiah Hernandez
Isaiah Hernandez

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Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

Last one for now.
Fuck you op.

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Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

What was in the letters at 41's funeral?

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

Why are there so many cucks in the FBI (assuming that's what you really are)? Or I should ask, what percentage of the FBI do you think is loyal to the Democrats?

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

not sure, ill see if i can find out anything though

it wasnt always like this. FBI use to have typical white American values. something happened and now there are a lot of pencil pushing democrats who are in here just for power/money reasons, its pretty sad

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

This.

Do the people behind Trump really have the country's best interest in mind or are we just watching a soft war between two shadow groups who only want power?

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

Why was 41's cardiologist taken out?

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

Is Q someone who we think is deceased?

John Cruz
John Cruz

Pls do and report back.

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

how old are you?

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Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

Don't make me post the worse stuff.

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Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

What does YADDA mean?

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Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

this one's for ants

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

Trump is the good guy, just hoping he has the strength not to turn to the dark side. also, there's a bunch of shadow groups. you guys are right about the jews to an extent, but they are only one of many

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

Because you guys are doing some shady ass shit.

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Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

but they are only one of many
Now I know you're a larp.

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Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

looks like a typical MTF transition to me

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

Coke Zero
Coke Diet
Coke No-Caffeine
Coke Life
Coke Inert
This is getting out of hand

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

Yeah sorry. Quality varries. /K/ is like that.

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Anthony Morgan
Anthony Morgan

what a shit weapon
I made 20 of those for forth of july

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

Aaannd... You wouldn't even know that unless your department was specifically working on it or you had a case that crossed over into some other agents department. You would then have to send requests for that info.

So fuck right off with your larping. Or just show us some basic timeatamp photos with your id blurred out you piece of shit

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

Wtf? This is a new one for me. Story?

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

Lol

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Austin Wright
Austin Wright

Lol nice. The kids around here make cluster bomb ones and throw them at people.
I hate this town.

David Perez
David Perez

Pic related.

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Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

Is it because of the Obama admin? I'm sure he's gotten lots of plants everywhere during his time in power.

Carter Lopez
Carter Lopez

Why does the FBI/cia do this

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James Thompson
James Thompson

if you honestly think there is only one group pulling the strings, then I feel sorry for you.

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

Ok yeah but the dead guy? Where was that from?

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

FBI here, ask anything
how are you enjoying being structured more like the CIA these past couple years?

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

4 wut purpose FBI/CIA

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Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

I know there is more than one group but they are primarily Jews. Now how about proving you aren't a larp ok?

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

Same phenomenon.
Look up human cattle mutilation.

Grayson Gomez
Grayson Gomez

Post something FBIy. What's your AOR?

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

It's not a new thing for me. Just where'd you find the pic?

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

Why do you faggots arrest porn addicts rather than getting them cognitive behavioral therapy?

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

Why are you coring out human and animals anus FBI/CIA?

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Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

Why does the FBI/cia do this
collecting evidence, chemical weapons testing

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

?

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Levi Watson
Levi Watson

Why are you coring out human and animals anus FBI/CIA?
again, to collect traces of toxins used

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

It was one of many. Can't exactly remember.

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

I mean I get it, but still.
Extremely shady behavior.

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

Fuck all niggers

Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

Ok but wasn't this going on in the 1980's then fade out?

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

are aliens real user,

if so have we traded technology?

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

we had magnesium banned cause of this

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

Nope.
Still going on.
ufonut.com/july-2018-colorado-cow-mutilation/

I don't think its ayys, it's our fucking letter agencies.

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

kek you sir are full on nuts.

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

How does the political economy at the FBI go? How much is your work affected by whoever's president?

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

Trade with Aliens
They give us disruptive technologies that have been known to destroy other civilizations.

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

No I'm just unafraid and information is legal.
Death to israel.

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

Damn.

Brandon Rivera
Brandon Rivera

How loyal do you think FBI agents would be to local LEAs that knowingly convicted an innocent man of murder? I.e., what is the likelihood that they would help them maintain the lie rather than pursuing the matter to its rightful conclusion? How might the fact that the city/county/state investigators are freemasons play into the equation?

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

aliens are real, the government is waiting for everyone know/ feel comfortable about it until they actually say it

youtube.com/watch?v=EDj9ZZQY2kA

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

Do you actually do anything cool? Working for the FBI seems kind of shitty tbqhfam

Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

even with your digits I still think you are a larp, but I'm bored on a saturday night. how many dicks can you take at once?

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Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

it really depends on what you do. for me personally my actual work doesn't really change, but the atmosphere gets a little different

Jack Anderson
Jack Anderson

If so then pic related:
The unedited one.

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Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

unverified and pozzed

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

We use to have a strong brotherhood. its getting weaker because of all these left wings

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

Thanks for another top tier LARP thread OP, you utter faggot.

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Colton Davis
Colton Davis

larping faggot. you dont talk like anyone in law enforcement. last chance: what is the last sentence of the oath you take when being inaugurated into the fbi?

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

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Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

How much control does the FBI and other agencies have over the entertainment media? For example I have a theory that aliens in film are actually a metaphor for child molesters.

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

Any details on this mutilation case?
The brazillian one is the best documented there is, complete with the medical examiner's report.

For those interested, check out Richard Hall's 2014 documentary "UFOs and NATO : The Human Mutilation Cover Up", and the 2015 follow up documentary "An update on UFO's & NATO - Human Mutilations".
The spooks are indeed covering up these incidents, but there is much more

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

have we traded technology?

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Christian Wood
Christian Wood

proof plox

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Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

FBI here, ask anything
Would you take a look at this document?
edward.fish/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/A-Case-of-TreasonA.pdf

The author presents a pretty strong case, I think.

Ayden Morris
Ayden Morris

It's rational to give the jews all the blame, because
1. They are guilty
2. The jews know that the other groups can scapegoat them, in order to go free themselves.

Ergo: Jews will be forced to switch sides, once there are enough jew-haters that scapegoating them becomes rational for the other elites.

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Gabriel Powell
Gabriel Powell

I've studied all of this.
I still can't remember exactly which case it is tho.

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Leo Brooks
Leo Brooks

fuck antifa, go and clean them OUT or WE WILL.

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

I'm on Jow Forums. That's proof you stupid nigger.

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

Will The Storm end the Targeted Individual stuff?

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

its one of the only entertaining this in my life now. Was always too busy to find a wife and start a family

the real one or the public one?

they have more control then you think

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

DEA here, QAnon is Seth Rich

James Hughes
James Hughes

I remember 10+ years ago all these bodies would show up in Iraq with drill holes in them. I don't know if these murders are via power drill but there was even talk of a device like a human sized box that makes it easy to make the person captive while they drill into their arms and bones and stuff. i don't know much more than that but NATO was in Iraq right?

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

What got me into it is while moose hunting I encountered a mutilated bear with no genitals, missing half its jaw with its anus cored out and weird drill holes all over.

Apparently it happens more in 3rd world countries.

John Brooks
John Brooks

Please tell Special Agent Dana Scully, I have found the TRUTH. It is in my pants. And she needs to come run some Test'sss on it.

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Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

Have you ever personally dealt with Mossad operatives using fake FBI credentials or similar? Are such foreign agents openly accommodated internally?

Nathan Lopez
Nathan Lopez

Larps can't go into detail about anything.
They just make brief, vague, plausible-sounding statements.
Therefore this is a larp.

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

I don't have that kind of information. we have some of their technology but I'm not sure on how we got it

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

I'm not larping.
At least 95% of the infographics I posted work.

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

You're not OP.

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

are you sure?

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

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Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

I'm kill all Jewish and israeli children poster.

James Carter
James Carter

I'm only in your thread because I assumed you where FBI instead of larp.

Jason White
Jason White

Like clockwork. Moments after the words human, nato, mutilation are uttered together anywhere on the internet, you spooks and your iraq stories are never far away.

Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

can I get a quick rundown for those who dont want to read it? also... you should know that Americans and Israel built the Islamic Republic of Iran. They financed it. just like Hitler was financed... heh

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

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Aiden Richardson
Aiden Richardson

See what bothers me is that noone seems to know what is actually going on.

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

hey I'm not a spook I was a teenager in high school and remember hearing these stories. it was implied that the CIA was just torturing and killing iraqs who didn't cooperate with the "sectarian violence" narrative

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

But what about the worldwide animal mutilations?

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

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Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

Spoopy

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

I am thinking about it... sounds a little bit like the terrorism that was done in Vietnam that supposedly led to the serial killer craze. mutilating corpses. if the dead are animals I would not suspect NATO, if the dead are humans who didn't cooperate with their handlers then I would suspect some kind of nation state being involved.

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

literally what mere sun exposure and buzzards do every time

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

is there a secret space program?

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Adam Perry
Adam Perry

The thing that bothered me is how untouched the snow around the bear was.
The corpse was airlifted to the location by something.

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

Is Russian interference in the 2016 United States elections real?

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

He doesn't know the body was found in a coal pile

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

Why the meme flag?

Okay that is some straight up X-Files UFO shit. part of the folklore is that they experiment on animals, right? vivsection of cows and whatnot...

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

mysteriousuniverse.org/2017/06/bizarre-cases-of-mysterious-deaths-and-human-mutilations/

Couldn't have been buzzards or sun.

Nolan Lopez
Nolan Lopez

probably satanic in origin

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

THIS
T
H
I
S

Colton Young
Colton Young

QRD: The Iran Deal was literal, provable treason.
(1) The AUMF was a declaration of war, as per the definition of 'war' at the time of the Constitution's writing.
(2) The courts recognized Iran's involvement, meaning according to the AUMF we were/are technically at war with them.
(3) Less technical, the Iran Deal was aiding an entity on the recognized State Sponsors of Terror list, and therefore enemies of the states.
(4) Though the Congress could end the AUMF and/or considering Iran a State Sponsor of Terror they explicitly did not.
(5) Therefore, according to A3S3 that 98% of that Senate should be tried for Treason.

Benjamin Garcia
Benjamin Garcia

Idk.
All I know is someone or something is mutilating animals and people all over the world in the same exact way.

Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Campbell

Is Selena Gomez one of your agents?

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

Just her vagina

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

There hasn't been any OP that is this much of a faggot since yesterday.

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

Based and redpilled.

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

are you guys pissed i put tape over my phone camera?

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

Can we get a pic of those sweet FBI tiddies

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