FBI ama

FBI here, ask anything

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Can you see me jacking off through my laptop camera? If so, what do you think of my technique, do you think I could do anything to improve it? Thanks.

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Shit in fear

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How long is the jail time for impersonating a federal officer

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What is both the softest and most valuable target in the USA?

Considering we had legit FBI anons in the past, I won't chance missing the opportunity to ask even if this is a LARP.

What's going on with Hillary and co.? Are we seeing another nothing burger investigation into the Clinton Foundation?

Do you glow in the dark like CIA niggers?

Three fingers in your ass next time, potatonigger.

Praise be to the Jow Forumsube, praise KEK and death to israel and all jews.

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What do you know about targeted individuals, military abductions and monarch programming?

How many people have you entrapped into blowing a school this year?

Thanks, will give it a go and report back with results.

delete these

try using your thumb more

the jews

Can FBI agents breath underwater?

Please take to /lgbt/, /cm/ or /hm/ where this belongs

I'm CIA!

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we are almost at the end. they will all be exposed soon

Solid advice. Thanks Mr federal agent, very cool.

"No"

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this thread is radioactive, IN!

depends on the specifics. i know about some, not sure about other ones though

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Proof your FBI

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IS Q REAL?

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Any kind of work available for people that don't do the whole college thing? I'm probably smarter than a lot of your people, just low on cash.

impersonating a federal agent is illegal
this is an anonymous board
follow the rules, faggot

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What office?

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get out

im fbi

yes, and it is someone we all know

not much, unless you have some good connections

And I'm BMW
Far above your shitty agency.

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how many of these do you even have

Are you redpilled on the JQ and would you assist in an insurgency to eliminate them from the USA?

All of them!

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>im fbi
Oh fuck guys he's the real deal!

Die in a fire, and burn in hell.

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is it just a saying that a large majority of
people working at the fbi are italians?
or is it true.

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I had this weird inkling today that Beto was going to confirm Half life 3.
any validity to that?

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Last one for now.
Fuck you op.

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What was in the letters at 41's funeral?

Why are there so many cucks in the FBI (assuming that's what you really are)? Or I should ask, what percentage of the FBI do you think is loyal to the Democrats?

not sure, ill see if i can find out anything though

it wasnt always like this. FBI use to have typical white American values. something happened and now there are a lot of pencil pushing democrats who are in here just for power/money reasons, its pretty sad

This.

Do the people behind Trump really have the country's best interest in mind or are we just watching a soft war between two shadow groups who only want power?

Why was 41's cardiologist taken out?

Is Q someone who we think is deceased?

Pls do and report back.

how old are you?

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Don't make me post the worse stuff.

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What does YADDA mean?

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this one's for ants

Trump is the good guy, just hoping he has the strength not to turn to the dark side. also, there's a bunch of shadow groups. you guys are right about the jews to an extent, but they are only one of many

Because you guys are doing some shady ass shit.

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>but they are only one of many
Now I know you're a larp.

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looks like a typical MTF transition to me

>Coke Zero
>Coke Diet
>Coke No-Caffeine
>Coke Life
>Coke Inert
This is getting out of hand

Yeah sorry. Quality varries. Jow Forums is like that.

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what a shit weapon
I made 20 of those for forth of july

Aaannd... You wouldn't even know that unless your department was specifically working on it or you had a case that crossed over into some other agents department. You would then have to send requests for that info.

So fuck right off with your larping. Or just show us some basic timeatamp photos with your id blurred out you piece of shit

Wtf? This is a new one for me. Story?

Lol

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Lol nice. The kids around here make cluster bomb ones and throw them at people.
I hate this town.

Pic related.

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Is it because of the Obama admin? I'm sure he's gotten lots of plants everywhere during his time in power.

Why does the FBI/cia do this

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if you honestly think there is only one group pulling the strings, then I feel sorry for you.

Ok yeah but the dead guy? Where was that from?

>FBI here, ask anything
how are you enjoying being structured more like the CIA these past couple years?

4 wut purpose FBI/CIA

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I know there is more than one group but they are primarily Jews. Now how about proving you aren't a larp ok?

Same phenomenon.
Look up human cattle mutilation.

Post something FBIy. What's your AOR?

It's not a new thing for me. Just where'd you find the pic?

Why do you faggots arrest porn addicts rather than getting them cognitive behavioral therapy?

Why are you coring out human and animals anus FBI/CIA?

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>Why does the FBI/cia do this
collecting evidence, chemical weapons testing

?

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>Why are you coring out human and animals anus FBI/CIA?
again, to collect traces of toxins used

It was one of many. Can't exactly remember.

I mean I get it, but still.
Extremely shady behavior.

Fuck all niggers