Brit/pop) Adeptus Mechanicus edition

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Lads I need some help.
I recently moved from the country to London for my dream job. Thing is this city is making me fucking miserable. I'm ready to jack my job in after only a couple months. The city is full of wankers and I feel trapped.
I'm lifting, I'm going to work, and then coming home and sleeping. That is my life.
I've tried making friends and joining clubs but it's impossible to actually meet people here.
Don't get me started on dating.
>Wat do?

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ha, very appropriate, only the Emperor is the true god, of course.

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The picture has made me wonder something, what are your favourite Warhammer 40k factions?

>Emperor
Lol

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I have no clue what to do in you situation other than keep doing your job to save money and then move back to the country. Also that picture is lying as someone will always find a way to call someone a racists.

move someplace quieter and try something else

Thanks anyway mate.
As though you need to ask.

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I hate London, I had a 4 month work stint there and wouldn't go back, an empty souless place full of robots, hell on Earth as far as I'm concerned.

Your friends are here, user.

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Read books and save money. Maybe a bit of meditation to take the edge off.

I'm already starting to go mental here.
I need to see out my year hear for [professional training] but I don't even know if I'll make it. The idea of the cattle wagon on Monday morning is bad enough

Books and Vidya are all that's keeping me sane. I used to love drinking but I've discovered I just can't drink in London. I'm so miserable it just makes it worse

Glade I will never go there, you will have to drag me their after I've glued my skin to the floor before I set foot in London.Also London just seems so different to the rest of the country that at this point it should just go for Independence so we don't have to deal with it.

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Orks.

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Stop doing any drugs. Meditate. Eat healthy. A calm mind and body will help you decide what course to follow.
CBT can help if you're feeling depressed.

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So the green looney tunes.

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Yeh, same here, it's not really Britain anymore, is it? But it's not lik how visiting a place abroad can be interesting. And it's full of people who literally think it's the greatest place on Earth, it's really sad. They literally couldn't pay me enough to live there now, or it would be so ridiculously expensive that of course no sane employer would pay me to go. I wouldn't even want to visit it these days desu, tho I've had had some decent enough visits in the past.

Can’t you just go home on weekends? A year in London isn’t a year in the trenches. Harden up. Go to church. Volunteer.

I have no idea what the fuck this Warhammer thing everyone on this site always talks about

Stop being gay

London is majority brown. No surprise it sucks.

A board game set in a universe so edgy and metal that it makes shit like my chemical romances and Metallica look like bubble wrap.

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dolls for adult nerds basically

Sci-fi stuff basically, it's pretty kewl. Very dark.

Shut up

you ain't eddy

No but I like warhammer

my condolences

In what ways are it dark

333

Sort of like "Event Horizon" dark.

It was meant to be set in the same universe

Yeh, which came first though?

I've haven't been here that long, what is this eddy and pube meme?

What do you mean

without checking I think maybe Event Horizon was inspired by WarHammer, not sure tho desu

Evening, britfrens

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>warhammer
youtu.be/QL19beIJSE0

hello mate, how's things?

Yeah I don't know what that is either

cool, so Event Horizon was inspired by WH then..beware the Void!!

Watch event horizon it’s a good film

Starting to feel ill, but still need to work overnight tonight. Other than that, and being dirt poor because of Christmas, not bad.

Oh young Padawan, do yourself a favour and watch the movie "Event Horizon" with Sam Neill..unless you detest dark cosmic horror, then don't.

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Can you throw a sickie?

Not if I want money. I work barely over min wage in an understaffed maccas, and it get's busy around this time of year, even overnight.

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ok dude, give em hell then tiger.

Bump

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Merry Christmas, cousin.

Haha boobies

That sounds like a personal problem if you ask me.

Merry Christmas to you too
t. Wagieburger posting on phone now

Do you have a deep introspection during your mindless tasks? I love it

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Anyone watching UFC?

Tau

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yes

fuck jannies fuck article thirteen

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I can't help nothing but feel extreme disgust for these people who claim to be devout members of a church or of a clergy for god and yet disregard it so flippantly on a whim it's quite disgusting furthermore having such degeneracy being broadcast by the state makes it far, far worse.
Tempted to watch but I know far too little about it.

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Max is dominating

heres a stream lad just watch and enjoy

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Cheeky shits how do they have Twitch Chat?

aye, max talking shit and making fun of Ortega already

An appeal to heaven. When a people are owned, what court do they appeal to? Do they appeal to the state? No. The state will not hear their appeal. So who then, do they appeal to? They appeal to heaven.

Fitness. Fitness. Fitness. Fitness. Feel the pain of a burn. Get used to it. It will free you, in the end. Meditation is nice, but muscles are more practical for overcoming your challenges. Also, no more and no masturbating. Channel your energy.

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lol

*No porn. No fapping. Workout, everyday.

WORK OUT EVERY DAY AND DON"T BE A FUCKING PUSSY YOUR PEOPLE ARE BEING CONQUERED YOU BETTER HIT PR'S LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE IT DOES!!!!!

I dunno?!

There was never any doubt

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Q predicted this

Happy Hanukkah

tasty 3 piece special from ortega there.. max wobbled a bit

Anyway lad, I've always struggled with this but how on earth do I choose to support?

His eye is fucked holy shit

Max is Goat. Also he's Hawaiian and they still have the union jack on there flag

This is fucked up man.

You sound like Rogain

>Naive youth moves to city seeking his dreams
>confront the reality that is the modern multicultural urban hellhole
>all dreams instantly crushed and longs for country life.
mfw
imagine how us annons who spent their whole lives living in places like that.
t. new yorker

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>MFW I knew a New York girl who uironically said
>Who would want to move to a boring [Mid-West] part of the country
Little does she know of the need and want to fuck off to the countryside.

if you read the novels for the lore, there are like 60+ if you include all the horus heresy, which in my opinion has some of the best books outside of Eisenhorn, Ravenor,
Basicly humanity had everything going for it, it was rebuilding a galactic empire based on science and progress, everything was going to be perfect, and they were at the dawn of a new age of universal peace and prospertity, but thanks jealousy suspicion lies and stupidity between the leaders who were forging this new empire, it all fell apart.
fell apart hard, and now the vast majority of the trillions of imperial subjects live in a totalitarian theocratic nightmare state that is in constant chaos and most people live lives far worse than what we have to day, wallowing in ignorance and poverty and never ending war.

I haven't even moved into a city. I've just moved into a urban area and I feel like I'm on a living death. I used to live in the country but now I live next door to 2 Pakis. I want to leave. I want to live in America in a Arizona desert or something. I just want to get out

Why do so many British lads have phimosis? is there something in the water?

Legit like 4/5 of the British lads I've been with (fag here) have had phimosis. 3 couldn't retract at all and 1 had like a tight band.

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everyday i get up spend an hour and a half both ways on a train full of niggers and spics and their troops of wild offspring, to make shitty wages working for a pajeet, who helps jews pay less taxes.
im so black pilled its not even funny.

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too fat

Civilisation was a mistake