CHINA TO LAUNCH HOSTAGE RESCUE OPERATION DEEP INTO CANDA TO FREE HUAWEI CFO

CANADIANS TO BE HUMILIATED ON THE WORLD STAGE FOREVER

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Canada is already Chinese territory
>a fucking chink satellite state

NORAD

I'll alert the A-Team.

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>CANADIANS TO BE HUMILIATED
>TO BE

Hahaha, if they pull this they will get glassed.

What are they going to do? Float over in their little wind-up tin warships and throw dollar store products at us?

They'll just sell all of their houses and drive your property values in to the ground.

To late.

they are going to start a war over a cellphone and appliance salesmans daughter.

this is a plot worthy of a cheesy cannon pictures movie.

>Starring Jet Li as the mayor of Vancouver

that would be nice, actually. can we kidnap her next?

Your PM would probably blow them on TV.

They’re putting together a team?

>no link
Fuck you

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Isn't the Canadian military low-key actually good at its job?

Actually, you make a good point.

Chinese ninjas

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Hmm?

That would be kind of funny to watch. China storms the beaches of British Columbia. They march 5 days before running into another human being.

Meanwhile, their bodies go into shock from so much clean air and water that by the time they make it to Ottawa, they want to apply for citizenship.

>Chinese agents die of oxygen overdose

>leafs good at fighting
WEW

It wouldn’t be the military stopping them in country but Canadian national security or whatever... which spends all its time gang stalking its own citizens for wrong think


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More likely the all die of AIDs after stepping on used needles.

No wait!
Let me get the pop corn first.

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Red Dawn

PR China joins Saudi Arabia in their hatred of Canada.

Idiots paradrop into the Quebec wilderness only to get fucked by frogs.

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Nice source you poof

kek

Damn we should have taken one out of xi jinpings book and just had her go missing as it happens in China from time to time. I recall it recently happened to the president of fucking Interpol

It's their weakness. It's like in "The War of The Worlds" where what finally gets the martians is the common cold, which they never developed antibodies for.

The same thing here. Chinese have evolved to breath a mixture of oxygen, burning oil, and plastic particulate. If they were to ever breath the air of Canada, their bodies would explode.

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Oh.
Well that sucks.

please let it be true

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This. “When you blow your enemies, you win.”

>he’s mad about the White House
>he’s mad America didn’t do anything in world war 1
>he’s mad America could only kill japs in world war 2
>he’s mad a bunch of hillbilly Vietnamese farmers BTFO’d his military
>he’s mad he got fucked up by a bunch of goat fucking towel heads

Meanwhile, Canadians have been Her Majesty’s shocktroops for centuries.

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WW1 was started over even less

>they want to apply for citizenship.
We all know that they don't have to. They'd reach Hongcouver and the entire government would happily surrender and join China.

get it girl. prison is a whole different ballgame though...2 hours means annihiliation

gib reparations

I hope they strangle her to death and grind up the bones

nah, it'd more be like the A-Team

for what, penis powder? she's not a white rhino, user.

KEEP PAYING ISRAEL $38 BILLION A YEAR BURGERS. YOU WERE EMBARRASSED LONG AGO. KEK

38 BILLION??? THATS SO MUCH LOL. DAMN!!!

Thousands of shots fired and no one hit?

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Based (but disgusting) tching tchongs wants to trade with Iran. Kikes are pissed of hahahahahaha BTFO Kuschner.

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by who? Canada ain't got shit

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Burgers will never recover from this

People laughed at Canada when they found out that they had a 50 million pound maple syrup reserve.

But if China attacks, they'll find out why.... they'll find out why.

>no good things below the torso
what did you mean by this leaf?

sweet i can afford a house..

Hahahahahahahahahaha

What the fuck?

Sure, but flipping pancakes isn't really the job they should be doing.

>Chinese spec ops fast rope into Toronto
>they all get killed by druggies and homeless people in the first 10 minutes

What would the US response be to a Chinese land invasion of British Columbia

>implying they need to invade
they own the west coast they can just take her

you do understand that your only hope in this cruel world is to be annexed by your southern neighbour, right?

If Leafs let this happen theyll be the laughing stock for the rest of the world for centuries to come
>not implying they already are not

Probably to help
(and also institute a protectorate government)

most likely the US would glass China

We'd probably just build schools for all of the Afghani girls in Canada.

pls do
>trips of hope

All jokes aside, before they landed China would be warned that the US would consider an attack of Canada to be an attack on the US; and that if they did it, the shit would hit the fan the same way.

Same thing Kennedy did with Russia during the missile crisis:

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>Same thing Kennedy did with Russia during the missile crisis:
The Chinese are not cucks unlike the Russians though

lol. this bitch has already been forcibly taken from the leads by GEPOTUS Trump/USA and is hidden away in God knows where LA or MS or something.

hwut
do you know anything about chink history?

Yes, but the Chinese economy is wholly dependent on American companies manufacturing there. That's where the whole tariff/trade war comes in.

Brave or not, the Chinks are definitely one thing: pragmatic.
They're pros at playing the long game. next year, 10 years, 80 years, it's all the same to them.

are you saying alt-profiles on not-Jow Forums Facebook groups lied to me, Leaf senpai?

no. more like use the same hardware we all "advanced" states use because traitor fuck like your entire country and clinton/bush USA bc we gave half of it too them let them steal the other half, all while letting them steal almost $1T a year from every country on earth in trade imbalances for "muh free trade".

eat a bullet and save us the time fuck face leaf moron.

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>The Chinese are not cucks
fucking kek, do you know anything about Chinese history?
>cucked by the mongols and jurchen tribes for hundreds of years
>cucked by western colonialists for a hundred more
>got cucked into buying tons of opium from the British
>got cucked by the Vietnamese in a border conflict

soo fucking ignorant. don't use that Dixie flag shill, traitor cunt.

>Apply for citizenship
>Canada

They can just claim refugee status, yet again, isnt BC New China?

Meh, we play ball and they do the defending. If it ain't broke dont fix it.

Besides, why would they want to annex us? If you got a bunch of annoying cousins living down the road who keep giving you free firewood and electricity in exchange for cable TV and a little back up are you going to move in? No, because what a pain in the ass.

And their natural habitat is under truck tires.

yeah, china wins by waiting. but if push comes to shove, they know half the military would revolt against Trump in a doomsdays senario

Which is also their weakness. In the event of a serious war, the first thing someone would do would be to wipe out the 10 container ports China has. This would shut down their worldwide output for at least weeks, possibly months.

well if that makes you feel better, but all those times are when the central government is weak, which is not right now

blow me you china loving damnyankee

You left out the Japanese

i can't even imagine the amount of acid it would take for someone to type this, much less believe of any of. God have mercy on your poor, imbecilic soul.

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That was kind of my point, but I might have said it wrong.

I honestly think Canada would win.

God, some of your Frogs are completely and hopelessly stupid.

Guatemala gets it, unironically.

They also have cyber security ninjas!

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Unlike the USA, Canada has never lost a war

bring it on

No, I got it, I agree with you.

Not to mention that the Chinese population has dumped a shit load of money in Canadian real estate and US debt, both of which would be repudiated in the event of a major war.

yeah, you aren't getting those gibs anymore you stupid canuck fuck face, keep up.

lol, you are so stupid it hurts you shill cunt.

the did nothing wrong!
> inb4 Nanking "massacre" hoax
> Unit 731 was a codename for a perfume factory

keep dreaming retard

> they

b/c you bowed to the British Crown then, and still to this day? lol, yeah real cool sovereign history faggot.

>CANADIANS TO BE HUMILIATED ON THE WORLD STAGE FOREVER


too late, nigga. far too late

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