Quality journalism

>The Zodiac Groomer

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>Because h'es not corrupt.
lol. He is a Koch Brothers pawn.

>literal talking point
Why do low IQ kikes come here and try to shill? Don't you get tired of this?

>return the trimmer Donald, I wont ask again

Texas "Drink all Trent Reznor's beer" Ted

>kikes
>low IQ

the goyim is waking up

You're so low IQ you couldn't help but try and correct that statement. Arrogant kike. You always bring about the shoah upon yourselves. How pathetic.

it's slate you dolt

>doesn't know how to fix broken retard links

slate.com/human-interest/2018/12/ted-cruz-beard-is-good.html

I'm Catholic.

Dayum he lookin like straight Chad Guevara. From Zodiac to total snack

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Zodiac got his mojo back

I don't understand this. He looks more like a rat than usual.

boomer groomer

HAHAHHA

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>From Zodiac to total snack
Only a legitimate homosexual could have come up with this

I love how the exact same statement could be made about conservatives accused of being nazis

Neoliberal kikes call anyone and everything they don't like white supremacist or nazi. You've already censored everyone you stupid low IQ cunt. the world hates every single one of you zionists but you're blind to that fact. It's hilarious because you're gonna watch it all collapse. The zionist dream. The world is gonna celebrate

>fuckhead
reddit phrase

anyone else feel perpetually horrible, dirty, filthy, greasy unless clean-shaven?

No, you fucking queer

No

asshat

The neo-nazi is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a neo-nazi and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

No. Hell I have to have what facial hair i got. People still think im younger than i am with it, without it its even worse.

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Absolutely not you greasy Anglo

show your tits.

That beard looks terrible

without the pony-tail to back it up

I grow only very sparse facial hair, and nowhere does it bother me except right on my chin. It IS where its most covered, but the hair there always seems to rise up and poke other parts of my face, and grows like loose, curly vines. I always have to shave that part or I end up tugging on it and wanting to tear it out.

That's why you keep it clean, trimmed and groomed. Don't be like every hipster lolberal faggot in my country that just grows out a nasty pube neckbeard.

I will let bibi know to stop subverting Ukraine immediately. operations compromised by retard on Jow Forums

>I will let bibi know to stop subverting Ukraine immediately. operations compromised by retard on Jow Forums

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When is he going to play Jet Black in the Cowboy Bebop remake?

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>“To all the gullible reporters who are ‘reporting’ that I asked to be on the guest list at a Nine Inch Nails concert: uh, no, NIN is not my music taste. He was clearly joking. And for the record, I also didn’t ‘drink all his beer’ the last time…but I would have! #FakeNews
Cruz bantz are the best. The beard helps his image too.

>Jow Forums is TMZ now

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>cruz going full riker beard
I approve.

he also says thank you Jow Forums hacker for electing Zion Don

holy fuck user, i just puked in my mouth

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No. That would be bad too. The problem is that Ted has bad facial hair. On the plus side the darkness from the hair helps create the illusion of a jawline that Ted lacks due to a fat flesh face. But the hair is thin, patchy, and uneven. You can see right through his beard. The mustache has potential if he would grow it out. Keep the chin shaved, it's one of his better facial features. The question is whether he should grow sideburns and have them connect with the mustache or whether the sides of his jaw should be clean shaven. If current pic is thin and patchy because he's trimming too much then he should let it grow. If it's just naturally thin and patchy like that he should get rid of it.

Seething

cum drinker

This

You are a dumb ass, he is one of the Jews top goys. Take you responsible cuckservative chicanery back to the_donald.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0egOgojYrPM

there was a time before reddit existed dicklicker

You're advising a living person to grow a mustache without a beard? You're a fucking hipster faggot and you deserve the rope.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: The Post

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is there a more feminine sentence in the English language? Even "i'm daddy's little blowjob princess" sounds masculine as fuck in comparison

i wish i could grow facial hair half as decent as that. i have mexican tier beard growth and im not even mexican. i think i might be low testosterone guys

what's the name of the guy in this image? always wondered

Some high level faggotry here.

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it's not my fault you don't know the downsides of having a dense beard comprised of absurdly thick and rigid hairs, leaf

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pussy game +10

What kind of nigger doesn’t like NIN?

Ted is going full-on Martin Van Buren

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Tony (((Kornheiser)))

>anyone else feel perpetually horrible, dirty, filthy, greasy unless clean-shaven?

Yes. I shave every second day, I can't even stand a stubble it makes me look old, tired and unclean.

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I love this image, i am going to download it onto my laptop. Thank you for the image.

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DAHNALD
I WILL REPEAL THE 13TH AMENDMENT IF YOU DON'T CONSIGN THE DELEGATES TO THE CONTROL OF THE SCOTUS, THE SUPREME CRUZ OF THE UNITED STATES, DAHNALD

We all know Cruz is going to continue Maga in 2024. He is the next hero in the story.

so it is revealed that Cruz has baby face syndrome

Yes. I shave daily because I look sloppy and unkempt unless clean shaven.

Only a blue pilled dork would describe a gentile as ratlike. Waste of an antisemitic adjective there big guy.

Ted cruz introduced a bill that would jail and fine you if you ever touched your genitals "in a non-medical fashion". But he believes in small government...

All politicians are corrupt, what are you 5 years old?

He literally is though.

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So is nancy pelosi, shes still jewish.

The Zodiac Killer has never looked so handsome

His facial hair aren't the best, but he indeed does look better with it.

I do but its only because i have hair everywhere, i look like the hairy guy from ugly.com, so i constantly shave, easier now that im balding i just make myself into a gillete cream snowman and get to work.

Only thing left on me is eye brows.

> be literal nature faggots
> frolic around in nature having degenerate homosex
> still need mirror to apply eye liner

Daddy Cruz can tuck me in anytime

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can you say, "native advertising?"
written by cruz team, published for a fee.

El Ratto rising

still sounds like a confused kitten though

This shit is why the mud people are beating you right now.

My thoughts exactly

Jew IQ study pls. Show source, catholicuck

>quickly prepends 'fags' to the filename of his gay nature porn shoot screenshots
>y-yeah, you're g-gay!!

peak bong

underrated

>believing ANYTHING from the MSM after 2010

ya you bongs are intimately familiar with 'dense and rigid' on a daily basis

Based and redpilled Ted doing God's work.