I'm going to be sent to prison for a long time and I have no idea what to expect

i'm going to be sent to prison for a long time and I have no idea what to expect

has anyone here done hard time? what state or country are you in? I need advice because I am scared shitless

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CELLMATE GOT THE STIFFY UH

they wont let you eat chilli in there because they know it's a way to protect your anus

I'm coming to stay any tips?

Shit. Did you kill a fat birch with your car or did you commit a sex crime?

Ameribetus here. Watch the following movies:

Shot caller
25th hour.

Hopefully you ain't too handsome. Gonna have to give your celly some Chon Chon.

you never should have nominated Rosenstein, idiot

Federal isn't so bad right? Also as long as it's not max security you'll be ok.

What did you get convicted of?
How long of a sentence?
What state? Or federal?

Did 15 years in NY and got deported. What state you in?

alaska

attempted murder but it was a misunderstanding. i'm looking at 50 years

Are you high level or low level. Why are you going to prison.

Become a tranny so you'll be moved to a women's prison.

you're doing this pasta wrong btw imagine being allowed on bail when you're looking at 50 years this is now a Bog thread drop your BOGpills

Depends how much money you have

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So high level. Stick with your race, don’t fuck with the program.

50 years is basically life. Go underground, get a new ID and flee the country. Go to some white place in South America

LARP

Peanut butter is gold in prison. Its going to suck. Literally.

50 years for "attempted murder"...seems a bit excessive? Unless you're not telling us the full story

This, assuming OP isn't larping (which he is because if he was looking at 50 years he wouldn't be out on bail posting on 4chins).

>don’t accept gifts from anyone
>don’t use the words “punk” “bitch” or “Britney”
>read a lot and get gud at something
>lift
>learn a prison trade

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

I did 18 months in the UK, served 9. Was a walk in the park. Taught myself how to code. Doesn't affect my prospects at all.

You'll be fine, don't take shit but don't go around being a dick unless you can handle yourself.

50 years. RIP.

Never been to prison but my family is full of prison guards. Here is some things I've learned

>rape happens but rarely, its mostly consensual. A lot of criminals are closeted fags. Rape is used more as a punishment among gangs. If you betray or screw over your set they will gang rape you. Most common type of rape is older niggers raping young niggers
>dont accept any favors or loans, it's just way to put you in debt which forces you to do favors that could easily get you more time
>dont become an aryan just because you are white, they are criminals like the niggers and will just use you for their dirty work. Only join if you have no option
>read, write, study and exercise, keeping busy is important for your mental health
>dont trust guards, my old man swears the guards he works with are just as corrupt as the prisoners, some of them are even on the take from gangs
>avoid drugs, great way to end up in debt to bad people
>find a skill and use it to make money, there is a prisoner at my the prison my family works at who makes his money making deserts and selling them lol
>do not trust anyone, a common trick inmates pull is being nice and helpful to new inmates so they can turn them out