I'm sorry I wasn't born with intestinal parasites that speed up my metabolism

I'm sorry I wasn't born with intestinal parasites that speed up my metabolism.

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>Im not fat, just big boned

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Just stop eating so much, you fat piece of shit.

>he doesn't have proper biology
you're deficient.

>I'm sorry I wasn't born with intestinal parasites that speed up my metabolism.
you should be, ground blimp.

Lol, how big are you?

Shaming fat people should be mandatory. Everywhere.

Its like playing a game on hard mode when they plan on easy mode.

Besides, most murricans will agree with me.

topkek
>"you didn't call that fat man beside you on the plane a fat lazy lard-ass. Here is your $50 fine."

Well I also think we shouldn't allow fat people on planes.
No one wants to sit next to a fat person on public transportation.

Stop fucking eating, fatty
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If only

Take a look at movies/photos of the USA in the 70s and before. Everyone was as thin as Japanese people.

Also up until the 80s, Japanese cars only had to change the side the steering wheel was on for the US market. Now they also have to make bigger seats and rip out entire features of the car because Americunts got fatter.

I'm sorry I don't believe your metabolism is the problem.
Even if it were the case, you simply need to eat less than other people.

Just DROP THE FUCKING FORK

zumo fighters are literally gods in Japan

210lbs. 5' 7


Am i fat? I mean i know im not skinny but i dont think im fat fat. I see way bigger guys then me in public.

Nobita is a hero

>parasites
I dont think you know what this word means. There are very few parasites that you can live with for more than a few months-years without needing emergency medical treatment to get rid of them. If you are referring to a healthy gut microbiome, thats a two way street. Eating healthy and excercising will cultivate healthy gut bacteria.

There's a difference between fat people and sumo wrestlers.

Yes.
Kill yourself fatty.

>I'm sorry I wasn't born with intestinal parasites that speed up my metabolism.


Fat Shaming is OK everywhere!

Suck It Fatties! YOU WORTHLESS SACKS OF SHIT.

Drop the burgers, burger. You're the reason we're a joke

youre fat af

No they aren’t.
They also retire in their early 30s lose weight because they know they won’t make it to 50 if they don’t.

Answer me. How big are you? How much do you weigh?

>t. assmad lard

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lmao just stop eating bro

Nope youre just a fat fuck
T. American

>They also retire in their early 30s
Most sports people retire in their 30s. Sports in general take a huge toll on your body.

You think Burgers eat burgers with forks?

Maybe if we'd campaign it as saving the environment from pollution as jet fuel consumption would drop to a quarter, it could become reality.

Fat piggus go home

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Guise stop. Yea i have a stomache and man boobs , but im not fucking obese

>put down the burger
>lose weight
there! diagonally!

Intermittent fasting
16:8
18:6
20:4
22:2
23:1

>but im not fucking obese
No one is saying you are.
But you're still fucking fat.

>Now they also have to make bigger seats and rip out entire features of the car because Americunts got fatter.
Sorry cuccboi, we've always had a taste for massive vehicles regardless of our average size and weight. Nothing stopping you from driving a little cuck car though if you really want to.

I honestly find it difficult to give fat people basic levels of human decency and respect. These people are showing you their work ethic with their own skin. If they don't give a fuck about their own health and wellbeing, there isn't a damn thing they will care about.

>*inhales another stick of butter*
>"yup, life is stacked against us of the American race. We all deserve beautiful bodies by virtue of existing and having an opinion"

Dude come on for your own sake lose some weight and be healthy.

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Everyone eating burgers while I have to eat a salad

This is why I'm a socialist.

It hurts to eat less but even as a nonfatty, I regularly skip meals just to strengthen myself

Only a weakling needs all his precious food all the time

A warrior makes due with what's available

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>not eating whatever you want and then exercising

I ate leftover pasta for breakfast and drank water all day

I'll kill you for that salad and save your body for later if you want

I’m saying if an American in the 1970s went to Japan he’d fit in their cars no problem.

Today, no.

Japanese people didn’t get fatter. Their engineers actually have to take fatassery into account when designing cars for this market, they used to not have to.

NOBITA NO

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Superficial consumerism for the lose!

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I could go to Japan and get in their cars.
Hell I drive a Japanese car normally.

Debido-kun, Maikuru-kun, Jamaru-kun, back to work! You need to shuck and jive in front of bored kids for minimum wage for another 6 hours!

CRZ in Japan is a 5 seater. In the US it’s 3. Shape and size of seats is different. CRX it was marketed the same seating capacity and they changed nothing seat-wise.

I'm a small guy tho.
Not everyone in the US is obese.

sixteen to eight!
that sounds dangerous, maybe two to one

You also need to exercise on a regular basis, you lazy, fat piece of shit.

I'm 6'2 and I weigh that. Get running fatllet.

Holy shit that is fat bro. Im same weight but 4 inches taller lmao you fat fuck. I’m even 15lbs from obese according to bmi

not politics

>just eat less
how is this hard?

>5'7
>obese
never gonna fucking make it, try for once you fat piece of shit