Umm I just got matched with Trigglypuff

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Get drunk and hit it. Why not?

>Play dumb
like you should.
>Ask for blowjob.
>Go home after you cum and think about life and what you've done for a while

Let the digits decide my nigga

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But check these duuubs bro

Smash.
Film.
Then when you bust a nut shout "Heil Trump 2020!" And then throw a sheet on her back like Superman. Except this is more like keeping a manatee moist for transit between wetlands.

smash, record, expose to the interwebs, Do we have to spell it out for you? You've been here long enough user. Dump anonymously on /b/ after. think of the lulz

I don't know what's wrong with your preferences but if you're pulling women trolling tinder with leopard prints you have big problems already bro. Get some direction in life and don't worry about whether or not fat girls are people.

Digits say ass to mouth. Then cum in it's eyes.

I mean, honestly, if we are going back to the roots of the anonymous internet.

DP and post pics.

Warmth in the winter. Shade in the summer.

DTF BABY WHALE? Must be lonely under the sea.

In for prosperity.

You should just talk to her. Treat her like a normal human, pretending she is pretty. Do it for weeks. Learn about her hopes and dreams. Be shy. Let her start to believe you really like her for her, like nobody ever has her whole life.

Plan to meet up then never show.

Kek

murde/suicide checkem.

The sea or the bed. It's all the same motion of the ocean with this whale.

Rolling for rolling her in flour and recording yourself calling her humpty dumpling

>super liked
you asked for it faggot, so now you must commit

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This is a good one

The game is the long con. A carefully curated and crafted event. Missing you will be more painful than having never met you.

Also post more pics. Is it the real trigglypuff or just a fat chick?

Pump it and dump it. And draw a disfigured swastika on her head while shes asleep

Hale hortler!

tiddy fuck her then go to mcdonalds

ROLLING TO SNIFF HER STARFISH AND EAT HER SHIT

Titties monsters will make you nut quick but once you do youre filled with shame and disgust. Pry stinky too.. Id hit.

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Sex tape. Is there really anything to debate? Sex Tape.

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Do this, and pick a destination that requires considerable walking distance to get to. When she asks where you were, say it was a surprise weight loss program.

tell her your name is milo.

You're contracted to mate with her at this point. I hope you have titanium reinforced hips because she's going to wreck your shit.

Play Civ with her

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That's that. You know what to do, OP.

Fuckin' hell, my sides!

I got a titty monster from tinder to suck my dick the other day. She had never let a guy cum in her mouth but I convinced her to try
Funny part is I was just coming off no nut november. She really tried to swallow it all though.
She kept saying
>its so much
>it was so much
I laugh so hard every time I think about it.

Show bob

Digits shall decide.

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That's not her faggot.

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Take one for the team and acquire her nudes. Then post them.

Digits confirm.

Follow through OP

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Really? Okay...

Face fuck her, bust a load on her face, throw and MAGA hat on it and post them pics.

Perfect.

shut up you stupid moosenigger her name is cora segai or something like that
why's it always a leaf? shoot yourself asap

jesus christ i'm retarded

>super liked
>her
Any port in a storm I guess

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and i wasted them

take her swimming

Feed it rare candy mr burgandy?

way to go nigger

Fill a bathtub with cheetos. Get in and take selfie. Send pic to her and tell her you are the cheesiest.

Its a clown post by glow niggas anyways. These cracker jacks likento punk peons of 4 chin plebs.

No. DOUBLE NIGGER.

Do people actually fuck girls like this? I saw her for years on Okcupid before she was a meme. She lived in my area. Fucking disgusting. There was another one just like her too, but fatter, and crazier.

Nobody cares.

Take her out to dinner and right before the check comes yell bout how fat and disgusting her face is and leave her to pay

STFU TRIPPLE NIG NOGS

>3 (You)s
>nobody cares
ishygddt

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How could that landwhale be looking for a white straight male?

(OP) must be either a nigger or a feminist dyke.

>implying ISHYGDDT
[insert overly comical refusal to post again that turns into a dozen posts]

lmao

imagine what kind of man could actually manage to stay erect inside of that thing

You faggots aren't people and don't count.

T R E N T
R R
E E
N N
T T

this is why you get denied trips

let's see

I shiggy diggy

Accuse her of being too right wing for you.

Fuck that turd gives me flashbacks to 2008 when I let loose an alien lifeform after being constipated for a month. Damn thing had a tail like in that pic and the front of it extended twice that length with even greater girth. Thing was a monster.

Feminists love misogynist cock

Fuck trips. We're doing oldfag posting. Go fuck yourself.

>oldfag
>on Jow Forums
okay "oldfag"

I’m actually more familiar with this feeling than I realized

I get denied tri0s because when my mommy gave me tendies tonight I didn't knock the plate out of her hands. I'm considering sudoku tbqhwy famalam.

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Okay send her a fucking message

Fuck her and post pics.

>SOMEWHAT ORIGINAL AGAIN!
Posting here is a flat circle. You're doing the same shit newfags did then.

i'm not OP
you have the IQ of a bottle of syrup

no pics
no message
nothing yet op so
FUCKING
POST
SOMETHING

Kek, this just sufficiently psychotic to the extent that it would lead to a suicide attempt by the hamplanet.

Agreed OP is worse than oldfags

He ded. Crushed in the fatalanche.

I've seen worse

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You cut its throat wide open.

>waaaah i keep getting denied digits of a repeating numeral

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I'm busy, loser.

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I don't believe you.

>We will never see his likes again.

Post messages then fuck for keks. Take pics too.

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Ask her about the naval battle of Juncal of 1827