Youre in the club and this nonbinary ferocious fashbashin fairy slaps your ass

slap it's mouth with my 7.4 inch donger

Snap it's neck in a piledriver in .3 seconds

>your at the discotek and this absolute unit slaps you on the ass and winks at you
What do?

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make it suck my cock then bend it over and destroy it's ass

Being in club?

The absolute state of Jow Forums

this

absolute unit

holy shit what the fuck...lol

I wish grindr would purge all the trannies

*unzips dick*

The handjob she gives would turn your weenier into Pâté

>I dress and pose like a slut but I don't want to be treated like a slut

based

>she

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>she

Question my decision visiting such a degenerate place like a club and proceed to do something actually productive.

>7 miles away
run

That must be a fairly small and intimate community of gays up there?

The absolute horror.
I mean humor.

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>umm...thanks but no thanks sweetie. Only date the classical model of the woman archetype. Shoo shoo! Outa her before I call the somalian voodoo security, named jafar!

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Why do i always think of saul goodman when i see nigel

Scribble some shit with a pen like others seem to have done before. Maybe a flying dick that says "Who'd be the lucky one to catch it". Then move on.

Idk bit too trashy and old for this.

>7 miles away
You got a job to do, OP.
>Captcha: chimneys

Start screaming RAPE RAPE RAPE

>youre in the club
fucking degenerate.

Turn around.
Look it up and down & pause as though actually considering it.
"Nope"
Walk away & leave the club.

Quick elbow move in rhythm to behind in order to hit them and continue dancing while ignoring whatever it was that my elbow hit.

Run away, because no matter what other action I do in this situation I'll either end up in jail or physically harmed simply because unlike it, I actually have something to live for.

fpbp

Kike

Show it why I get paid to fight people.

I kek'd

>dick has a zipper
These piercing have gone out of control

because you have a big cock?

I stake the vampire, of course.

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take my knife out

Drink on his tab all night, hook up with his sister on the ride home.

>>what do

report for not being related to politics

Turn around and thrush my fist thru its fucking face.

>she

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>12 btw aha
you forgot to sign your OP and thanks for destroying Jow Forums

prepare for snu snu.

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Checked "her" profile
Name Aerin Night
Nowhere does it state she's a proud queer/trans etc
Just states she's lezb

Might actually be real chick, the epitome of butch
Shiiiiiiet nigguh