Go on Jow Forums

>go on Jow Forums
>read about how CIA niggers use the cell towers to ping your exact location using your cell phone
>read you can build a faraday cage to stop the cell towers from locating you every few seconds
>Build a simple faraday cage from aluminum foil
>Laughing as this must obviously be a joke
>It actually works
>Wtf
>Remember all the (((Viral memes))) making fun of people for wearing tin foil hats
>It's a felony in most states to carry around a bag wrapped in aluminum foil

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>>It's a felony in most states to carry around a bag wrapped in aluminum foil
what

What what ? Isnt the George Washington obelisk aluminum ?

to go into shops and steal tagged stuff it's a felony probably

>It's a felony in most states to carry around a bag wrapped in aluminum foil
Nigger what the fuck are you on? Go to bed

Baby's first redpill

Makes sense. The same principle applies to rfid tags. If you stick shit in a bag that's prepared as a faraday cage the detector gates in stores won't detect the rfid tag, thus not triggering the alarm.

fuck is that how you would do it, nice

>>Laughing as this must obviously be a joke
>>It actually works
>>Wtf

What "works"? What did you test? Or were you actually just surprised that your cell phone stopped working inside the cage?

one day this will be banned and nobody would care
we are unironically approaching 1984 with great speed

It's fine, dont worry about it. Go to sleep

It is a felony because they are used to shoplift

as expected from the doubleplusgood goy sweden

>>It's a felony in most states to carry around a bag wrapped in aluminum foil
sauce needed you fucking forest nigger.

What the fuck you mean it actually works? Are you retarded?

Everyone should make a tinfoil hat at some point in their life. It’s fun and interesting.

why does the CIA care about where you are?
seems like a lot of resources spent on a retard

>It's a felony in most states to carry around a bag wrapped in aluminum foil

Stop being a nigger and search for “ESD safe bags” carry those, they look nothing like aluminum and they do the same thing

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you can get phone cases that do the same but it kind of defeats the point of having a phone.
and its NSA not CIA.
dont mind me im just here giving no fucks about PRISM like EVERYONE ELSE YOU CUNTS...

they think most of Jow Forums posters are so called "thought leaders"
most of us have a long file

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redpill me on the faraday cage lads

>baby's first red pill
tinfoils really works, therefore some fucked up goon had to bullshit meme it.
You know that one meme face, search it up on that other wiki.

oh right like spying on those breaking the mould or some shit
yeah i could see that in some world

well it looks like a bomb so yes

it blocks most normal radio waves, and since niggas dont know how to tesla thats all you need to block.

We're free thinkers. Seriously, why the fuck else would this particular board be spammed to hell and back with shills and bot post threads?

They fear us.

Just the very top.

But shoplifting isn’t a felony

I’ve been in Jow Forums long enough to notice that when a specific thread is suddenly gathering attention on a peculiar subject, it gets flooded with off topic responses. Most cases threads auto sage and or get deleted. In the meantime slide threads are created (muh BBC, /pol BTFO, femanon here, white boi threads, gay propaganda, porn posted, etc)

There’s def a list out there linked to your photo and an archive of all the things you’ve posted and your internet history. Become dangerous enough and you just got some attention from some glow in the dark faggots

I am sending this post to the CIA btw

There is too much information to sift through.

>The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.
It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.

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Right. It's no coincidence that every time I fly I get "extra screening" while everyone else passes unbothered. I'm on someone's shit list for sure.

You can't blame them, anyone being able to blossom in this virtual swamp is cut from another cloth.

Like that Q-user guy. I'm certain it started organically but the CIA/FBI commandeered it, but the question is what happened to the user that started it?

They've been using Jow Forums for these things a-lot if you remember Scientology and Anonymous.

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Why are his eyes so small

This,

you prolly look like muhammed you filthy mutt. get a shave.

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BEADY

ANGLO

information age I guess, Jow Forums seems like a very insecure place to be acting dangerously though I feel like people who matter wouldn't be posting on here

>shave

No.

The more a thread is ignored the more it's important. If they can't redirect/slide attention away it gets deleted.

i remember when the hillary emails leaked on wiki-leaks and the first threads got auto-pruned until a day or so passed.

I’m not that important enough to get senpai’s attention but you could try

Really not that difficult to do man. There’s only so many influential posters and the fact that this board’s access is controlled by them, it’s a piece of cake.

Aluminium foil doesn't work. I tried it to drift on Pokemon GO, doesn't do shit man

You have to ground it.

>try
it's already done. go wrap yourself in aluminum foil faggot

Yes, same here, I was in Amsterdam last week and it took me 15mins to get through security at the airport and normally I go right through. Had to get scanned 4 or 5 times and they [ulled me aside and said they didn't like how I had my hands and do it again and then, take my shoes off and once I get through that bit. they pull my bag aside and spend 10 mins going through that. It was a right piss take.

Forgot to post link
web.archive.org/web/20100708230258/http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

just get a shave you filthy muhamed

why not have an aluminum liner inside the bag?

wtf? is nothing i read on the internet true?

>There’s def a list out there linked to your photo and an archive of all the things you’ve posted and your internet history. Become dangerous enough and you just got some attention from some glow in the dark faggots
Ah so that explains that dude I saw with the sleeve camera.
Still though I'm not important so I'm not bothered if they're keeping tabs on me.
Plus there's people here who already know where I live or who am I so there's no reason to get all paranoid and try to cover my ass

Why not just line your bag with foil on the inside, inconspicuous.

Defango gave the idea for Q aloud at defcon, though he did not call it Q
Some Cicadia 3301 fags who were there took it over, none of which were govt insiders though maybe connected to certain agencies via third parties etc some ways
/Q

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Which is Exactly what they would want you to think

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This is actually how it's done.

I think the important thing is to realize you shouldn't feel afraid to be 'found out'. Fuck hiding in the shadows, just be a seeker of truth.

So that’s what better call Saul was telling us

its called IRIS, literally SIRI backwards.
cannot make this shit up.

I had a cutthroat shave before I left. anglo-aryan blonde blue eyes none of that shit.

Chameleon?

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Also oSIRIs

>15mins to get through security
>scanned 4 or 5 times
>anglo-aryan blonde blue eyes
doubt.gif

Just learn physics kek

I work on cell towers. I install the hardware and ive watched it get programmed. If you’re really that sketch about it, then aluminum actually does help. But you’re still a faggot OP

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Just dont do anything illegal and wear a bodycam you fucking nigger.

>>It's a felony in most states to carry around a bag wrapped in aluminum foil

What in the??

lol its not the corp shit OP is worried about. its the govt agencies using the data, which i doubt you have access to.

Uhh what? I was walking in the park with my dad who was carrying a watermelon and some middle age white person passed us and in my peripheral vision i saw him pull a small camera, point it at us and take a picture but no flash or anything. I thought he was taking a pic of my dad but the camera was pointed more at me because I was standing a few feet behind him.

Didn't really bother me because I haven't noticed anything strange after that. It was like what a year ago now?

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>It actually works
How did you find out it worked?

>It's a felony in most states to carry around a bag wrapped in aluminum foil
Source?

Well, my parents have Alexa and she can be idle/sleep, you can say buzzwords and for a split second the light ring with flash. Like CIA, terrorism, NSA, Pentagon... things like that and you will see Alexa flash; you know she is listening intently.
I imagine it's the same shit with SIRI and all the other talking 'a.i.' if they catch a buzzword, they record conversations and you have no idea. Especially the fucking apple watch, that thing has your location pinned all the time and is listening a lot more than your phone or alexa

an alloy of the metal

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Is cold up there bro, make sure your hands dont numb up on the ladder

>fucking apple watch, that thing has your location pinned all the time and is listening a lot more than your phone or alexa
just wrap it in foil lad. /fa/ af

This

I wish I could read my file.

Also everyone on here is probably a failed MKultra subject. Remember in your youth when you started wanting to spend more time alone and randomly bent over with your ass in the air and your head on the ground? You were raped and dissociated from the memory. You were supposed to be a happening but you resisted the conditioning.

>Just learn physics kek
agreed

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babby

Your smartphone, PlayStation and XBox are also recording and/or listening 24/7

I have Windows 10 and Steam installed.

Why would it be a felony just to carry the bag though? Is there no other purpose for this bag other than to steal from stores with? I thought the crime was actually stealing things not carrying a bag? Classic AmerCIA

Based. Could you imagine if the autists at /fa/ made aluminum foil the biggest fashion craze ever, conspirators would forever be in there debt

has anyone else taken the "well whatever, fuck off or its going to get weird warden" approach?
cause I simply stopped giving a fuck.

>tfw never get groped by a TSA agent

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>the CIA want to put the time,energy, and resources into surveiling a borderline-autistic gamer who posts on Jow Forums

go outside

It is usually used for stealing stuff yes.

Maybe you could carry a bomb past airport security? After you bribe the people at the terminal to overlook what's inside and just passed it to the scanner which won't pick up anything.

yea but normies would not fall for it. still, if I had the monies for an apple watch and a ferrari, i would wrap everything in foil, just for the lols

you are a dumb fuck who doesnt get they are gathering data on EVERYONE in 2018.

Dr.Pavel...

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Kek, you're alright Brazil.

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>funny memes are used to mock truths and hollywood reverse the truth as fiction

Most CIA niggers will fuck with your file and say that your gay and have gay men around you all day trying to tease you or call you a pedo and have kids around you to see if your going to snatch one . Remember they are niggers and will do nigger shit to fuck you up

You have to have adult women around you to show proof that your not a giant faggot to their surperiors

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This user knows the truth

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It’s pretty unusable but I come here just because it’s usually better than the rest of the shitternet and it’s obsessive censorship. At least heart you can hurt peoples feelings and it’s accepted as normal.