Are Slovenes considered Slavic?

hahahahha

I've honestly always thought of Slovenes as the bridge between Germans (this includes Austria of course) and Slavs. However, same goes for the Czechs.

Yes, you are slavic, but somehow most slavs forget you sometimes since you're pretty much the most "European" of them, and also quite small, but developed in general.

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Germans too.

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who?

this

Their unironically the few people in Europe that are still actually wholesome,kind and good. Every other country is full of sociopaths.

>Every other country is full of sociopaths
I'd really like to think that we're somehow different but I must disagree.
Most people here are materialist bydlo wannabe west europeans.
Have you been here?

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Bulgarians aren't even Slavs, they're Thracian larping as Slavs, but unlike Romanians they betrayed their ancestors

they do this with us too, shouldn't be surprising, given how we were under Habsburgs for the same amount as them, but honestly, i like that people ignore us, because our low profile acts as a defence mechanism against foreigners

>'d really like to think that we're somehow different but I must disagree.

Nah

>Wost people here are materialist bydlo wannabe west europeans.

Literally everybody in Europe is materialistic. But at least you manage to be sane.

>Have you been here?

I heard and seen enough. Switzerland along with you and Iceland are the only sane places left in Europe.

Stop Bledposting!

>bledposting
This is literally our whole country

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post some commieblock shitholes from Slovenia

Our capital

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This is where your people live in Ljubljana

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Do you guys get along better than you do with Serbs or no?

A Slovenian once stole my bike

ah,now thats the true slavic look

i have serbian neighbours and they're really bad, i am starting consider them the negroes of slavs, actually, scratch that, ukrainians are worse

slovenia is the most irrelevant country in the world,only thing they are known for is Melania,absolute state of janez

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Pretty much yes. Yugoslavia was a Sloveno-Croatian project directed at Serbs in order to keep them down.

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Yet you manage to have a massive inferiority complex for us.
The absolute state of Hurrdurrvatska

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So Catholic Slavs tend to like each other more? Makes sense that the Orthodox and Catholic slavs would group with each other.

Your women seem to enjoy us when we come down for some holiday fun :^)

no one here really gets along,but yes its better than serbs

It's surreal for me to see Croats hating someone besides us.

>Danilo Turk

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I doubt it's a Catholic thing.
Croats act like a bit more civilized Serbs. They are obviously Balkanites and we're Central European but at least we understand each other's languages well.

I wouldn't call that hate, they're just jelly and we love their seaside.

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Why there is a russian flag on that pic? We're not slavs

Then what are you?

In my experience, Purgers are a bit more civilized (gay) than Novi Sad Serbs, the rest are just as Balkanite as the worst of us. Istriots don't count as they are not Croats.

a chechen posting under a Russian flag

mongols, duh

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This is roughly my experience.
Although I consider all Kajkavians as Slovenes

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Slovanian empire when?

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Looks about right.

There's no even such a nationality as "russian"

incel
does it solve problems or no?

You're unironically Austrian Croats. You even speak a Croatian dialect.

Kaj si to o mäne rekel, buzerant jen? Završil sem šolu za gruozdje brati vände vu Oroslauju. Bärem ga i prek vu Krajnske ter sem prejšne lete zo svojmi ruki pubral prek 300 väder. Toučem se zo sakojaki jopci ter sem najbouši če je treba nekaj hitre spupiti. Ti su huohštapler, nište in nič. Zgazim te kak črva, vrag ti mater jebi na stranišču, dies i to još jakše. Misliš da moreš tak nekaj pripuviedati na kumpjuteru kak se god sietiš? Buožja striela bu črez te pukla! Jebate bik, čul sem se zo babi vu Bočaki ki pratijo vse de Lobora! Vsaki čas te bom najdu pa boš vidu teri je cajt! Više te bo nie, prcknedlin! Zo biciklinom morem biti kje guod hočem ter gdaj guod hočem. Posmical bom te da boš zoube pubiral kot jagude pokle branja! Primem te za gege ter te hitim f ugarske brege! In to same z rukami! Čkomi, molči smrdljivec! Ko se setim, zemem ud dedeka botu, baltu in kosturu... spikal bum te! Da si znal kaj ti bom priredil bi se näj delal bedast! Posral ti se bom vu zdenec ter te bom pofundal! Crkel boš!

So what kind of deconstructionist argument are you making?

Better an Austrian Croat than a Hungarian one...

>Your women seem to enjoy us when we come down for some holiday fun :^)
The slang word for "slut" in ex-Yugoslavia was Slovenka.

For the non-Croatian speaking audience: there's even a saying that goes "tako mlada a vec Slovenka" or "so young and she's already Slovenian" meaning that she's already a slut.

Nice one, Srboje

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poetry almost you drank until you saw a demon
huh
>they are fucking laws; laws im telling you. Ok

Now that you mention it, what is a stereotypical name for a Serb? You people are all Janez to us.

Miloš for those who live in Slovenia.. overall you are probably Jovan.
We have Janez, Croats have Ivan and you have Jovan. Same name

kon

>Croatian dialect
they don't speak chakavian

soon

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What do you call Bosnians? Besides "dad" I mean.

Ukrainians are bros
KGB Colonel Putin-the-manlet should be hanged
Maybe we can finally stop islamic invasion of Russia after he is gone and dead
youtube.com/watch?v=GqQcZwf-i4A&ab_channel=RT

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kek
Ja Ja Naturlich

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What makes Israelis so similar to Greeks/Turks?

čefurji

All roman rape babies

that is objectively a lie ...

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Geography

Janezi are quasi-Krauts with zero sense of humour.

Some of them are Alpine-Serbs as well.

Sorry mate, its not on purpose, mostly we forget you exist. When reminded of Slovenia, everyone welcomes it.

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Slavic is a linguistic group, you imported frenchman.

yes but you also generally lack of good humor, so it must be german/austrian influence as well

Slovenia is one of the best country to live in
>99,99% white
>catholic
>safe
>almost whole nation is doing some sport which makes them thin and healty
>with avrage salary you can have 2 week summer vacation in Croatia, in winter 1 week ski vacation
>free health system, great schools and universities
Best thing for Croatia would be attacking and occupying Slovenia and then leting Slovenes run our country

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Slovenes are best south slavs
I dont even count them as south slavs but more like our west bros.

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Fuckoff mellial

Maybe... But we do have a good sense of humour from 1918. onward. With a bit of autism happening from 1939.-1945.

I don't want Bosnians running my homeland.

I have never seen a vagina

The only reason why Serbs and Bosnians were considered funny in Yugoslavia is because you people talk like primitive animals. This is literally 99% of the basis for your "humor". Prove me wrong, all your movies and TV shows that are considered funny almost entirely based on that.

Of course, to you we talk like posh faggots, and to us Slovenians talk like garden gnomes, so there's that.

youtu.be/l5-zVMwpmDY

>>with avrage salary you can have 2 week summer vacation in Croatia, in winter 1 week ski vacation
Imagine the highlight of your life being something that we get for free 365 days a year.

This is now Croatia Superiority thread.

this video shows we are funny
youtube.com/watch?v=c9WIiMIzlmE

Bosnians are already running our country you dip

That would be Herzegovinians.

The only funny thing ever to come from Slovenia is this:

youtube.com/watch?v=kae61X9iAME

It's only funny because it's referential humor based on his actual life, all their other works are utter shit, I looked into them after seeing this and they're terrible. They should do more literary parodies like this.

>I have never seen a vagina
Jow Forums in nutshell

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ethno-linguistic/cultural you illiterate swine

You are our brothers, and ours only, don't let the germanic fingers of decay touch your virginity.

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in serbia?

You really do talk like faggots, sadly gayness can't be cured. Cobanism can.

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you should also consider that most of ukraine catholic as well

Nothing wrong with being gay, especially if Nemanja is the receiver.

This

Which nemanja though, Vidic? I wouldn't try it even. Would squash your dick m8.