THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LEAFLAND
Police now can be used for food delivery hahahaha
Canadian Police now deliver food
Jaxson Jenkins
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Grayson Nelson
>Due to budget cuts, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are now offering a food delivery service to supplement their operating costs. The initiative, called RCMP Eats, allows for officers who aren't currently responding to a call to deliver takeout food to hungry Canadians.
>RCMP spokesperson Tracy Pollack joined host Peter Oldring in studio to discuss RCMP Eats.
>"We have so many officers in so many Canadian communities that are in police cruisers that are often just sitting idle," she said.
>But RCMP Eats has a distinct advantage over conventional food delivery services.
>"Our differentiator in this space is that we have vehicles that are not encumbered by the rules of the road or traffic," Pollack said. "So we can offer and guarantee that are food can be delivered 30-minutes faster than the other guys."
Carson Diaz
Well that's rather nice of them...
Dominic Ross
David Campbell
Caleb Bell
chiggen
Carter Long
You couldn't make this up
Luke Wood
It says "SATIRE" right at the top of the page you stupid retard. A thread died for this.
Jose Wilson
>cop brings food to your door
"so you dont mind if have a look inside, right"?
Luis Davis
weed is legal
Adrian Wright
The STATE of your country has people believing it cucknadian
Jeremiah Long
Ooooooooh shit! Here we go again!
Evan Bailey
It's hard to know what's satire and what's being made into new laws in your tyrannical shithole
Leo Brooks
>hire every 5'0 90lb minority who wants a government job despite being physically unqualified
>stuck with a mountie force of 60% womanlet with penis envy that gets off telling people what to do
>can't fire them
>stuck with them for 40 years
>suing the RCMP for hundreds of millions for sexual harassment
>"maybe they can deliver food?"
you are here
holding out for when I can buy qt pi mountie pussy.
Kayden Murphy
Eli Green
KEKNADA
Caleb Diaz
This is That is a satirical news program you bigger brained faggot
Noah Rogers
Alexander Cruz
Hello officer braaab, yes it's an emergency...braaab, i need a super big mac menu, 200 chicken mcnuggets and a diet coke braaab....and be quick about it
Benjamin Wilson
Is RCMP Eats certified halal? Because, Allah forbid that pork touched the same backseat their food would sit on. Nevermind the piss and vomit from a combative drunk hoser.
Christian Wright
I think that says more about the state of YOUR country rather than ours...
Caleb Taylor
>i hate my job
Lincoln Robinson
Reeee harder, leaf. At this point it's hard to tell what's satire and what's not anymore from your "post nation".
Jeremiah Cook
Is this funny?
>$14/gallon for milk
Camden James
Is that the RCMP seizing smuggled milk or delivering it?
Alexander Davis
>Satire
Jaxon Hughes
>I have reason to believe you are a cheese smuggler
Cameron Peterson
Here is what a roast on special costs in Canada lmfao
Wyatt Ramirez
Probably more related to the common core education system.
The Deliberate Dumbing Down of America, by Charlotte Iserbyt.
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Chase Morales
We are being forced to eat grass but it is covered in snow so we must dig down through 12 feet of snow to reach the frozen tundra. The so called refugees are all chained to their work stations and my family is dying in front of my eyes. I never though it would get this bad.
Robert Williams
ANY SOCIALIST SOCIETY THAT CANNOT ENFORCE ITS LAWS INEVITABLY BECOMES AN ANARCHO-CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY
Brandon Diaz
>The Struggle is real
Julian Myers
>Thanks, taxpayers!
Jason Gray
Get em Polanon, fuck Canada. You get a golden rake someday delivered to your house you magnificent bastard
Chase Long
in the aftermath of boston marathon bombings there was martial law or some shit and cop brought milk to a family with a small child or some shit like that
Jose Bailey
cool bread and nice satire article. Too bad mods ban me for reporting slide threads.
Xavier Flores
>this is that
>you couldnt make this up
>flag
i'm so confused right now
Colton Bailey
>Too bad mods ban me for reporting slide threads.
Jason Robinson
>In Canada, milk comes in bags.
Parker Reyes
jesus, wtf
Cooper Phillips
inside the food?
James Miller
Is there even ANY FOOD in Canada?
Jack Perry
It’s under the satire page, anyone who thinks this is real is a dumb ass
Jack Martinez
>Satire
Luke Jones
a) you picked a 10-pack of boneless skinless chicken breast (pre-prepped) which is typically the largest pack of chicken you can buy from any location other than cost-co.
b) you picked the single most expensive food location in Ontario.
c) the average unit price for prime chicken breast that is not prepared like the package in your picture is half the cost you show.
Brody Long
Keep in mind the budgets, gentlemen. A public organization must make up for lost revenue in some way.
Asher Young
I wish it was true, both for the meme potential and as a way to get those useless fucks moving. Our taxes are wasted on lazy fuckers like them every minute.
Jace Jackson
Ok.