How come leafs are the most secure posters on Jow Forums?

How come leafs are the most secure posters on Jow Forums?

Things leafs can do other posters cannot do:

1. Troll both right and left.
2. Not controlled by trends or memes, is always unique amongst the rest.
3. Always gets lots of (yous) for every post
4. Can always think outside the box and provide new theories and defend them even in the face of an entire board spouting memes and insults
5. Can make anti-racism and tolerance cool and funny.

Why are leafs so goddamn awesome, dudes?

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Cause leafs have been bullied so much here, they've become immune to it. Quite based.

Based hockey nemesis

Soros shill detected

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Supreme faggotry

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At this point all of America is a Soros shill.

>not controlled by trends or memes

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confirmed

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Quite a trendy response

>Troll both Right and Left
>Not controlled by Trends
Most Leafs are either anti-religious anti-racist liberals or standard Jow Forums tards. What do you mean they don't follow trends?
>Comes up with new Theories
What's new about black people being oppressed or any other Liberal talking point? Seriously what recent leaf poster have you seen that legitimately posts a fresh perspective?

>leafs
>based

cant have both user

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she looks white

>Taking Jow Forums and Jow Forums seriously enough you actually care when an anonymous person talks shit about your country

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>the powers of supreme faggotry

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she is goy

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just supreme self-confidence mate

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YOU FUCKING LEAF HOW DARE YOU BE NON PARTISAN, STOP BEING SO BASED AND REDPILLED!

Superior Cerenkovian Caffeine Bean Convectiction Dynamics

When you're this big they call you mister.

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sad!

>tldr

>im merely pretending to be retarded

victory dance after manhandling that obese senile fag you call a leader

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I was the leaf that changed Jow Forums'a stance on abortion. We used to be anti abortion until I pointed out that most aborted fetuses are black

Regretting the backlash, but would have been alright with none.

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Amazing. That was you? That’s amazing! Thank god for US LEAFS.

I always knew it was you.

>Secure posters
>Can make them rage with one picture.
Pick one

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>Being this full of yourself

yikes

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You haven’t changed anything ting tongue.

Oh hi Zhang, that’s for joining us. Please switch from Chinese keyboard to English, thanks.

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Even has the shill 8-4-4-4-12 pic id

>a country where you can legally fuck your dog in the ass
Based maple niggers

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Ever heard of phoneposting?

No you cannot. That is illegal. That shit is legal in the STATES.

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Oops your memeflag fell off

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shut up faggot

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when you have nothing left to lose you are free to do anything

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Leafs are not trolling, they are actually faggots. Either cucks or angry Eskimos, they literally elected a cuck as their prime minister and are responsible for Justin bieber and drake, the only based things they have ever created were maple Rambo and that crack smoking mayor.

The day of the rake is not ironic or a meme, if we ever collapse into civil war I will seriously advocate one of our last dying moves to declare war on Canada with our last dying breath.

Canada stops at the New Brunswick to Quebec border. Anything after that is cucked city fags and foreigners not woodsmen and old stock Canadians.

Prove me wrong, Chang.

Rare

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>How come leafs are the most secure posters on Jow Forums?
NATO, proximity, and welfare. You're welcome, faggot!

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Canadians are generally fake and gay.

The legit ones are so used to their fake and gay compatriotes that even a deranged Aussie shitposter is no challenge.

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>I will seriously advocate one of our last dying moves to declare war on Canada with our last dying breath.

You vastly over estimate your importance,

Leafs are the true chi masters and airbenders left on this earth.

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Did not refute my point. Atlantic Canada is the only real "Canadian" part of the country. The rest is all foreigners and city fags.

Most of us can handle ourselves, even if we're not "carrying".

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We are all one race the leaf race.

>Leafs are the true chi masters and airbenders left on this earth.
This is true. It was once thought that polishing a turd was impossible and yet here you are.

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>the side of the country that always votes Liberal is the only Canadian side

Fucking keep it, western separation or becoming part of the US is a far better outcome.

You’re not, you’re a bunch of retarded cucks who happen to have a few good apples

REPORT ALL OFF TOPIC SPAM THREADS

DO NOT FUCKING REPLY TO CUNTS

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U guys wanna make burden of proof on the accused in rape

Stop fucking around with Canadian flags on here

Just trying to sow division between Canadian and American right-wingers. Get the fuck out.

If you say so. America could nuke you. America could also completely wreck your infastructure and water supplies.

We don't even need to though, when we collapse it will be such a shitfest that nobody will be able to contain it and it will bleed over your borders, what are you going to stop it with? You gonna rationally conversation with armed gangs of niggers and rednecks?

When we collapse you better believe I will be sending refugees your way. The most retarded savage fuckers you can imagine molded by a lifetime of living in this third world shithole. I will meme
Canada as the chosen land of fruit and easy target faggots.

Your next faggots.

You’re a more annoying, unfunny and cancerous version of based Bruce Posters.

No matter how cucked you are you can't be more cucked than Justin

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You guys have no idea the armed nigger gang and hoardes of psychotic rednecks in this hornets nest south of you.

I take solice knowing we may be fucked but you guys are even more fucked by being our easy target neighbors lmao

Keep laughing faggots.

*solace

fuck you

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I honestly think Justin Trudeau is the worst thing that's ever happened to Canada. He is the harbinger of the shit skin invasion.

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Shit skin detected

>He is the harbinger of the shit skin invasion.

This has been going on since the 90's, friend, if not earlier

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It's easy to be smug when your safe, but it's even more pleasing to watch smug faggots realize they are in the danger zone.

Sleep well you have 300 million heavily armed psychopaths living in a nuclear armed nations with a culture of violence where civil war is openly talked about in 2018 at grocery stores and mom and pops gas stations.

You guys are just as fucked as we are.

Even more so because we are used to dealing with this shit, we know all the warning signs of danger, you guys will have a steep learning curve at a severe disadvantage.

At least you enjoy being cucks. I imagine you'll get your chance to watch your women get taken when shit goes south.

Why does 1 (((English))) cucumber cost $3 in Canada?

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Oy mate, have you gots a loicense for that cheekyness? Ya bugger

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Why does 1 gallon of milk cost $14?

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*you're

Why do 3 small steaks cost $50?

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Ah the leaf, the impartial judge

Somebody pull up the cucked George Bush one in Asia. Maybe that'll explain some shit to you stupid fucking failed experimenters once you figure out which country paid for a full four years.

He’s an American. He dropped his memeflag by accident in this post:

Why does some chicken cost $39?

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did it to prove I am not a chink

Kek

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Doesn’t matter you got called a shitskin LMAO

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