/ptg/ President Trump General - "No, You Move" Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump participates in Wreaths Across America 12/15/18
youtu.be/P1o9_Zvh8FU
>Lara Trump on WattersWorld 12/15/18
youtu.be/4BOrCoh33ZA
>KAC on WattersWorld 12/15/18
youtu.be/e-Mkjf0TfT8
>HHSSec Azar on JudgeJeanine 12/15/18
youtu.be/TgKmZo9fT4A
>UNAmb Haley on Hannity 12/14/18
youtu.be/vDTMAU5Z2yg (pt1)
>GOPAd: We Must Secure Our Borders 12/14/18
youtu.be/D0J58SWP4CY
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/SoS Pompeo Press Brief @2+2 Ministerial 12/14/18
dvidshub.net/video/648703/
>DHSSec Nielsen on F&F 12/14/18
youtu.be/LTYxJVg1X8k
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Slovenian FM Cerar 12/14/18
youtu.be/wgux0B8qedU
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Yemen 12/14/18
youtu.be/wR9cfjeKjj4
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 12/14/18
youtu.be/7HLtJUSAoso
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FBN 12/14/18
youtu.be/Had8epNkAE8
>USCGCdt Adm Schultz @Navy League on Readiness 12/14/18
c-span.org/video/?455913-1/
>DepPressSec Gidley outside WH 12/14/18
c-span.org/video/?455960-1/
>DepPressSec Gidley on FoxNews 12/14/18
youtu.be/-tjsCLJcNEc
>This Week @State 12/14/18
youtu.be/8sar0JC-zoA
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania @Toys4Tots Event 12/14/18
youtu.be/A6nZZ7CsZFs
>TrumpTweet: Pres Trump Message on Border Security 12/13/18
youtu.be/YSBXv6kNTR8
>Pres Trump Meets w/Governors Elect 12/13/18
c-span.org/video/?455895-1/
>Pres Trump Interview w/Harris Faulkner 12/13/18
youtu.be/5g4cAskc-Jk

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>2016
>Energy was high, people like me where around

>2018/19
>Newfags everywhere
>New generation is in
>Old Generation is out
>Everyone mostly forgot or hate the past days
>Not knowing that is how we got to this point

Is anyone still here from those days?

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THIS IS A MOVEMENT!

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Maga
youtube.com/watch?v=sM_PthsFFEw

>Alaskanigger is going completely bananas now that the jig is up

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Awomfomf

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MAGA

awooo!

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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS (YOU)s

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So, you're still protesting the fedoranigger, then?

>Makes pathetic attempts of copying Hugposter
Sad

>2018
>Getting banned and mocked for behaving normally.

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You have the right flag for it fren

Memeflags get helicopter rides

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Rate my gf's ass faggots. And tell me, how does it feel to browse pol all alone in your basement with no gf?

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impressive, very nice

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fuck memeflags and fuck ancap :D

>196872575
>still posting /b/ tier ass
Sad!

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>Ass
Nah

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I love how this tweet killed the "no wall" narrative forever. I can't wait for the upcoming shutdown to fund the rest.

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You know what I really like about Chik-Fil-A?
They just focus on making a small amount of products and doing it well.
That's it.
You want burgers? Then you don't go to Chik-fil-A
You want breakfast? Nope, don't go to Chik-fil-A
But if you want a good chicken sandwich, some waffle fries then yeah hit up Chik-fil-A.

I can't fucking stand all these restaurants that try to be all things to all people at all times. Wow look at that, you have inventory holding costs out the ass, have the throw away 2/3rds of your food, and the food you do sell is cold and fucking sucks. Because you just HAD to try to be a coffee shop/saladbar/burger joint/breakfast buffet/ice cream parlor, didn't you?
DIDN'T YOU?!

>gf
user...

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Dab on his dying legacy.

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Weird that CNN would even publish this.

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there's far too many newfags around that probably don't recognize any of the more obscure 2016 memes
i bet few people even remember ted nugent posting

>chronic salt toxicity kicking in
>at the stage where he just shrieks back the things that btfo him with ironic ascii smileys attached
lol
textbook meltdown

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girlfriends are fun for a while

then they just become annyoing as fuck

i prefer a good friendship

Can someone translate this meme?

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>that hair color
oof, what kind of mongrel is she?

I wish one of the Trump defenders would tell me why it’s ok to accept a foreign government’s help during a US election.

Put the fact whether it’s legal or not aside.

Why is it OK for Trump to let Putin help with a little reach-around?

REMINDER

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>2016
>old days

Bitch, Jow Forums was cool, back when all we did was make over the top parodies of rightards, and then a bunch of rightards shows up and decided that our over the top parodies were good ideas, and the place got infested.

beans beans the musical spic
another day another brick

>two bombs weren't enough :DDDD

Some still cling to that narrative. Sad!

These faggots are going to an hero by the thousands the day Mueller shuts it all down.

Hah but no seriously

Ive been in this general since February 2016 and i havent noticed anything youre talking about, although it does sound like an awfully similar narrative to the "all drumpf supporters are leddit and /oldpol/ are and always were nazbol muslim-loving Spencerpede retards" one

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They'll still vote democrat but at least we won't be able to hear them.

kek

This but also ironically

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And this was the shill narrative from about 2011-2015, which is perhaps the original form of this narrative:

My Spanish is a bit rusty, but here's an attempt:

When I ask myself, how was this year for me?
Well, my crush sent me to the friendzone;
I gained five pounds;
I didn't save any money;
But, I got more than 3 responses to my memes!

Seems kinda dumb lol, but there you have it

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Fuck it, it's actually me. I was fucking with you guys. Look seriously I'm sorry for being a twat. Let me bake again and I promise to take breaks and share and actually be creative. I really fucked up guys. I know. Just please give me one more shot to prove myself.

>Put the fact whether it’s legal or not aside.
So in other words your entire question is irrelevant.

>Let me bake again

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Thanks fren

This is a delicious bread. I'm sure glad I kept my big yellow and black tub of shit sealed up tight instead of smearing it all over my delicious bread.

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this shit is so goddamn funny and retarded

>baker and "known poster" e-drama
/user since the escalator/

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Why do you have to be such an ass chinaman?

She's Pakistani

I hate civil wars, because the losing side never accepts the loss gracefully. Their autism is provoked and they spiral downwards into pure schizophrenic insanity. They think they are so smart and they can somehow double triple fool us into doing what they want. But they don't even realize why it is they were rejected in the first place. All they had to do what just not be a cunt on a consistent basis. That's all they had to do. They got so bad, so consistently bad, to have the thread oust them, and they still have no fucking clue why. When there was no small amount of warnings, ultimatums, and signs that this was coming. Rather than self-reflect, they just shit up the threads and that they say they love, they abuse and name call the posters they are supposed to love. It's all very sad. It's all very... just pathetic, and futile, and tiresome.

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>5 kilos = 5 pounds
wouldn't it actually be more like 12 pounds?

>Completely leaves out any criticism of being a glowpony

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What is this, I don't even understand.

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No prob!
Yeah you're right lol, it did seem like an odd thing to complain about

This is why when I bake I stay out of drama. Though I hardly make threads much these days.

I don't even have a job. How do you think I post here all the time?

Indeed

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Remember when Jow Forums used to consider generals Reddit cancer? I do

Eleven pounds. A pound is 454g by definition.

How dare a party try and overturn laws in courts!

>I don't even have a job
Timestamp proof

>hello fellow oldfags

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PROVE THAT?

So at least will never have to argue why ancap fag is never allowed to bake anymore. Glad it's finally been settled once and for all

when's the LA Times poll going to drop Amera bros

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I'm not passing judgement just saying

>hello fellow newfags

defend this

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/ptg/ and /tg/ was never great.

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Timestamp your bedroom in parent's house, if you're truly the neet you say you are

Movement!

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Nothings been settled. I'll fix things with everyone by next week. I promise!

Still lurking, waiting to joe post instead of baking when no baker is present.

They still are, especially when every random topical crap on normalfag boards needs a general. Worst is when a slow-ass board gets generals with discords and the thread disappears.

Unemployment check, rejected job application, etc. If you were actually a NEET you wouldn't lack for proof.

>Once and for all
You mean for today. Once everyone goes to sleep ancap will just take over again and bake. It's how things roll

I agree.

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He's been balding since high school- idk why he would even try to cover it up at this point.

The makeup people probably convinced him to do it because of the studio lighting

Remember when cancer generals used to consider Jow Forums Reddit? I do

>tfw there were peaceful ways to solving the problems
>tfw we could have just deported all the niggers to Africa

If "if"s and "but"s were candies and nuts, we'd all be eating our words.

What if he flies to his parent's house from Alaska just "prove" he's a neet?

cheaper to castrate them and work them to death

give me a minute

>rejected job application
To be fair, you can still be employed and also be rejected from a job application. That happened to me just last year. I applied for a higher up job and got turned down. I'm still the peon I've been for 5 years now... Honestly can't say I'm mad because the dude who got that job has since resigned and told me it was a garbage position so there's my silver lining.

Are the glowponies still mad about The Day of The Hug?

Gotta google just the right image, eh?

Who would've guessed?

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This gonna to be gud

Fuckin faggot went way past doubling and trippling. Down

Chick-Fil-A breakfast is top tier user

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>told me it was a garbage position
user he lied to make you feel better

It's crazy to think the best you could do a long time ago was flick on the radio and pray mostly. More digital radio would be kind of cool.

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