Oldfag Q&A Part 3: Oldfags are Newfags edition

Past threads to peruse:

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/195968379/

Alright dip shits. I'm back for political conversation, digits, and bantz. Oldfags are as hopeless as Newfags. Let's see if we can't sort this mess out.

Confused about the state of the world? Feeling hopeless? Ask away, just make sure to keep it political.

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jelektrotexnika.ru/otveti-na-voprosi-pro-tehniku/kak-pravilno-postavit-nozh-v-myasorubku-video.php
acento.com.do/2018/opinion/8629421-los-vicini-proponen-muro-empresarial-haiti-rd/
theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/19/dominican-republic-violated-human-rights-haitians-citizens
twitter.com/georgesoros/status/865191492452851712?lang=en
dominicantoday.com/dr/poverty/2018/12/05/bowing-to-pressure-dominican-republic-gov-nixes-un-migration-pact/
un.org/pga/72/wp-content/uploads/sites/51/2018/07/migration.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=hkMqCrSLEzw
youtube.com/watch?v=djwgODXqIro
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

I are?

Yes, you am.

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What’s your favorite card in a deck of playing cards?

I like the instructions card, my poker game is severely lacking.

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Who should I call for a copy of battletoads?

I hear Game Stop has got loads in the back of copies in the back, just make sure you ask to speak to the manager first or he won't give you the inside scoop.

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>le old fag here AMA xD
no

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Old fag confirmed

Haha, yeah, you wouldn't want to bump a thread that you hate, would you?

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This piece is PERFECT! SAVED!

We need shitting dick nipples. For political reasons.

>haha you called me a faggot that means I'm right

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It's the media stupid, technology was a mistake. The average man is as dumb as a brick they are really just NPCs. We need fascism totalitarianism again to understand what is important by taking it away from all of us.

I’m all for the destruction of the net. That would make everything wholesome again

Thank you for your seal.
You have been on Jow Forums before, right?
Uncle Ted was right, Paleoanarcy is the only way.

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>tfw based and redpilled MAGApede old fag here since 2016

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Was /n/ originally lolbertarian or natsoc

You think so? I think the control schema is fracturing with the hyper connectivity that comes along with it. The Wild Wild West of the internet (its inception until the past couple years) has been like the Library of Alexandria being open to the common man. The doors are shutting now, but that pure fount of knowledge has the ability to crumble paradigms.

Pegged, guilty as charged.

Roflbertarian

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jelektrotexnika.ru/otveti-na-voprosi-pro-tehniku/kak-pravilno-postavit-nozh-v-myasorubku-video.php translate this page and look at the bottom half of it

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what are the chances (((globalist))) will allow this to happen?
the private sector is going to build a "wall of investments" this plan is sound and SJW proff, it call for development of factory's/hospitals more factory's and Unis and factory's
>The plan consists of the development of projects, the installation of companies along the border, which could be indistinctly on the side of Haiti or in the DR, depending on the circumstances, facilities or the interests of the companies and the authorities of the two nations.
> with the support of the Government and Haitian authorities, build a "business wall", with a set of border development initiatives. It is instead of the proposal to erect a concrete wall along the border, while Dominicans and Haitians languish in extreme poverty.
>Juan Vicini and Fernando Capellán, two Dominican businessmen, agree that it is possible to create between 300,000 and 400,000 short-term jobs on the Haitian-Dominican border with strategic investments in the textile industry. According to the businessmen, this investment would cover the need to establish a balanced binational development capable of reducing migratory pressure as the economic gap between the Dominican Republic and Haiti continues to widen
>Let's suppose that the wall is built, but in Haiti the same misery follows, then the wall will jump or be eaten.
acento.com.do/2018/opinion/8629421-los-vicini-proponen-muro-empresarial-haiti-rd/

dominican intellectuals been planing this for awhile
2015 soon after the haitian earth quake and george soros visit to DR
>Dominicans of Haitian descent turned into ‘ghost citizens', says Amnesty
>Amnesty International report says authorities in the Dominican Republic have rendered generations of people stateless, in violation of their human rights
>“With the stroke of a pen, authorities in the Dominican Republic have effectively wiped four generations of Dominicans off the map,” said Erika Guevara-Rosas, Amnesty’s Americas director
theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/19/dominican-republic-violated-human-rights-haitians-citizens

this is a george soros tweet the dominican bantz would make Jow Forums proud
>twitter.com/georgesoros/status/865191492452851712?lang=en

no to the UN migration pact
>The Dominican Government announced Sat.that it will not sign the UN’s proposed Global Pact for Orderly, Ordered and Regular Migration,
>In a statement read by Presidency legal adviser, Flavio Darío Espinal, the Government says: “its adoption would generate commitments to the Dominican State that could undermine its ability to enforce its immigration rules and effectively implement migration policies that the compliance with those standards requires.”
>It said that adopting a pact of that nature, for what it involves and for the implications requires a basic consensus in Dominican society, “which does not seem to exist in the current circumstances.”
>“Although the pact is not binding because it is not an international treaty strictly speaking, its adoption would generate commitments to the State that could undermine its ability to enforce its immigration rules and effectively implement the migration policies that compliance with those standards requires,” the document says.
dominicantoday.com/dr/poverty/2018/12/05/bowing-to-pressure-dominican-republic-gov-nixes-un-migration-pact/

FULL TEXT of the un migration pact
un.org/pga/72/wp-content/uploads/sites/51/2018/07/migration.pdf

what does glow/glowing/glownigger mean?

Terry Davids, our lord and savior, thought it was funny that some CIA Agents were so obvious that they literally "glowed in the dark" (aka identified themselves).

I know that Dominican Republic has a very real and understandable interest in creating such a wall, even if their people are in such poverty. Poverty on the world marker scale seems to be like getting an F on an assignment. Anything below 60% is typically an F, but that's a huge range for "failure" 0% poverty is a lot worse than 50% poverty. I hope the Dominicans can stand up the the Clinton Foundation, that seems to be who is running the show in Haiti. I doubt they can withstand any opposing interest from the business world at large, the only question that keeps me up in the air is: Do the Globalists have any interest in the DR or are they comfortable allowing it to become like Haiti?

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youtube.com/watch?v=hkMqCrSLEzw

Are only "oldfags" supposed to know this?

Any man named Terry is destined for MKUltra levels of mental illness.

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>0% poverty is a lot worse than 50% poverty
you're retarded, right?

Yeah I’m old now, got kids, it’s not what it used to be, likenit was when we were coming up. It is good that the majority of people got a peek into what the internet does, I bought my kids fishing poles for Christmas because I want them to know the joy of life without being connected. Inter web wasn’t abused by jews back then like it is now where every corner some fucking jew is collecting data for profit. The internet used to be a nerdy thing remember, it was only nerds and fags online. Honestly those were the best of days.

10 dishes of human flesh / Cannibal recipes (c) Father Kuzkin | Topic author: Cinderella
It can not be said that human flesh has a certain special attractive taste. Such a statement is false. The temptation to try “to eat human meat” is that eating meat is banned in most countries of the world. In other words, the seductive taste of human flesh manifests itself outside the field of gastronomic interests. If we discard the prejudices, it turns out that human meat is little different from game. It is also bitter, while it is quite fibrous. However, do not forget that the taste of meat depends on many factors. I warn you right away: forget about the corpses. Of course, going to the morgue is the easiest way to get human flesh for the festive table. But this simplicity is deceptive. It is almost impossible to cook a digestible corpse dish. Besides, there is a risk of poisoning with "corpse poison". So.
Rule number one: human flesh should be eaten fresh, which is called "from under the knife."
The next factor of quality, which is worth paying attention to, is the age and health of the person eaten. In this regard, the ideal option is a baby who has not tasted anything in his life but mother’s milk. With age, the meat becomes more and more rigid. In women, it is softer than in men, but it is replete with fatty layers that must be removed when cooking any dish of human flesh. Make sure that smokers with black lungs, alcoholics with a collapsing liver, drug addicts with infected blood do not get into your diet.
Rule number two: the younger and healthier, the more tender and tasty.

Yes. Sorry, 100-50%. Either way the point still stands, look at the picture. Are those two nations equally impoverished?

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I like your idea about the fishing poles. Good luck getting them to use them. I'm 33, and I miss those days. I got my first computer when I was 13. I remember porn loading one *bar* at a time. I was joking about this with a friend of mine who is gay, he said it was torture waiting for the cock to load.

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haiti looks like that because of deforestation

>haiti looks like that because of deforestation
haiti looks like that because it's full of haitians pic related

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I blame the french

QUEEN OF SPADES YAASSSS

Good logic. Young animals are always best to eat. You can cure your tay-sachs directly now, just get a full bone marrow transplant. Israel has got you covered, (((senpai))).

No shit. DR has trees, Haiti does not. Should the DR gives Haiti its trees?

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I agree the french should have never surrender their most profitable colony

What a cancerous thread. You've probably never even noko'd before.

What a cancerous thread. You've probably never even noko'd before.

Digits speak true true

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Take note Gentlemen, I have roused the shills, and they are (((extra))) retarded tonight.

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It is okay though, god has my back with my dub 77's. Cancerous shills will rot in hell fire.

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Blame Liberalism. The French were convinced that they should share the responsibilities of the Colony with the Natives. Classic mistake.

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Are traps gay?

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If they like other men.

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lurk moar tryhard faggot

Just... another... few... years....

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post more 2 year old memes I'm not fully convinced how oldfag you are yet

I've been here since summer

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I know you are shilling, but I appreciate the bumps. Are you playing the part of the battle hardened, salty Oldfag who has lost the ability to trust/love? I love this larp. I'll play along:

Please oh please! What do I have to do to get you to believe me?

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Thank you for your bump, sir. Do you have any questions to add to it?

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Why won't the newfags do any more trolling of Hal Turner? He's a serious honeypot lulzcow. It was great.

Is a cat ok too?

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>i'm pretending to be an oldfag therefore everybody else is too
you've been posting "old" memes the entire thread to try and fit in, something only newfags do
>I know you are shilling
yeah everybody who calls you a faggot on Jow Forums is paid secret agent right oldfag

It did always load top to bottom, didn’t it. But scrolling up and down really fast felt like it sped it up, but I don’t think it ever did. Good luck to you too.

Let's just have fun with agent noobson leaf. He's been on ED harvesting memes for ages.

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What will ultimately be the cause of societal collapse? Or are we headed for eternal techno-feudalism?

how much are they paying you to make fun of him? I'm only getting 5 cents per post from the CIA and 3 from shareblue

The tide has shifted. Natsoc is sympathetic on the Chans now that they got a real whif of what's coming down the pipe. The best way I heard it described (and what I most agree with) is the notion that Jow Forums is still lolbertarian, but has grown to understand that the the most perfect realization of the ideal may never be achieved, and that the pursuit of maximum personal freedom can only come through the promotion of ones own race/religion, for if you are operating in a country where everyone shares these ideals, the individual scrutiny will be greatly reduced, thereby maximizing personal freedom.

It's the realists approach to Lolbertarianism.

I'm not here to judge

Yet, I am the progenator of the thread. How odd. that I would try to fit into my own creation.

I just sat back with my dick in my hand, waiting for dem titttas.

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>Yet, I am the progenator of the thread. How odd. that I would try to fit into my own creation.
you're definitely retarded. please post more classic memes from the oldfag era of 2016

The Rabbi pays me 6p/post and MI6 pay on a scaling scheme, 1p/post for 10, up to 10p/post if you make 100.

Thank you, (((pedantic oldfag))) you are as reliable for bumps as you are pedantic about (((chan history))).


Ultimate societal collapse will be by flawed design. We are out of step with nature, and soon nature is going to take its own step. Its all cyclical, though. Nothing new under the Sun my friend, just hope that your ancestors are prepared for an agrarian existence.

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But Hal isn't representative of that is he, he's FBI. We know this now, and it just makes it funnier. Also he's a retard and mental.

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Is this really the energy that you (((all))) put into shilling these days. Is it like a post modern version, 4th wall breaking version of shilling? It must be exhausting just to live with all of your layers of self defeating irony.

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>makes thread about being an oldfag
>posts two year old memes as proof
>gets called a faggot
>doesn't know what sage is
>TH-THANKS FOR THE BUMPS Y-YOU FUCKEN CIA SHILL!!1
classic

It's exhausting, but the fight goes on. ISD rip in peace. A new dawn awaits, but until then I'm on over 9000 levels of irony, just incase.

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Hiram Abif does indeed Live, my friend. Good luck in Eastern Journey, I hope you find a soul.

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hello...
how much longer can we expect this shithole board to stay online?

I like your images...this place has little creativity. (you) a breath of fresh air. have a camel dong oldfagget

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I don't know. One thing that (((they))) don't understand is that Autists won't stand for logical inconsistency. They are ruining this board but these people still exist, and they are more aware than ever as a result. Jow Forums was a containment board, when other websites still tolerated logical positivism. What will happen when the world shuns it alltogether? I don't think smashing an internet containment vial IRL is going to be good for the establishment, but we will see. Maybe that's what Armageddon is.

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Climate change.

Why is Jow Forums not talking about it? We know this board is full of people below 30 y/o and while we are rich AF relatively speaking, we are all going to be completely fucked by migration and such in our lifetimes.

Thoughts?

Deniers don't bother. This discussion is for non-retards only.

Ages, it's the best honeypot.

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It would have happened anyway without us, just slower. It's a natural process (Volcanoes). The thing is, we should be preparing arcology type structures to survive, but we are not. Saddening, but that's how it is. Only the rich will survive i daresay. Nice knowing ya.

Climate is, has, and always will be changing. You live in a tribe of humanity that has to respond to real world events. What will and your tribe do? Pathological altruism leads to replacement, the only rational choice is self defense.

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> Believing the (((UN)))

40 years ago it was an ice age, then it was a hole in the ozone, then it was global warming, now its climate change. These (((people))) have their thumbs on the pulse of human consciousness, and know when to shift gears.

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> Deniers bothering
Pls. I want to talk about how we are going to get politicians to do something about it.

How are we going to take ((( their ))) money so that ((( they ))) will act? Most of these politicians are old as fuck and will die before the biggest problems hit.

>Not believing in science, history or volcanoes
Crap disinfo shill/10
Sigh. The ecology collapses and is reborn, on a repeating basis on this planet. The earth warms and cools, ice ages have happened many times before and will again. Why are BOTH sides of the argument unable to grasp this basic logic? Seems to me both sides are controlled by (((interests))) who don't want us to know, or think. We need a third way.

Hail Victory kammeraden.

If you are the type to hate migration then get your miserable Trump-loving limp shrimp dick head out of your ass because climate change is going to have the African continent up in arms and on the move.

It's too late, and unstoppable. Survival is key, which they don't prepare for. People need to plan themselves; this could be the chance we need. When SHTF, we kill them as society collapses and their hold on power loosens, and we plant the seeds of a new tomorrow. It's unchangeable, this happens to the climate with or without industry. I am not denying it, I'm saying trying to change it is pissing, literally, into a volcano.

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Climate change will bring Africa water and make it fetile again. We should take some land before it happens, empire is lacking.

Politicians doing something?

Haha, wow. Sorry guy, it's not going to happen like that. Imagine that you knew that the Titanic was about to go down (regardless of (((why)))). What would you do? Would you run around, trying to warn everyone, trying to convince people to change course. Or would you position yourself near the life boat after looking for a dress and some makeup? This system is *totally* fucked. The next one will be, too, just like the one before this. The only chance the average man has is in such a system. When else can you walk up and hit the Chief in the head with a big stick?

Don't get me wrong, I am not telling you to check out. I would be the change you want to see in the world, and behind closed doors I would be hedging my bets, because this ship has been hitting the rocks since before our grandparents were born.

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>55
Confirmed, he didn't click.

Of course the climate changes. It's the RATE of change that is critical. Anthropogenic deniers aren't the brightest bulb.

At times I'm pretty much ready to kms over this shit. I don't want to live in a fucked up anarchist hellscape for years regardless of what comes after. It's going to get bad relatively slowly, so I'm just going to pick a nice moment before the worst off it to off myself when the time comes.

Did I say any of that? You shills just argue against your own view points. You aren't even looking to strawman your opponents anymore, you just build them up and burn them down from statement to statement. Both sides are controlled by interests, and the UN handlers represent the worst of these. We need more than a third way, we need a way above the duality and the substrate upon which it operates.

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Guess we better stop feeding them then.

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>Projecting
I have not issued one statement supporting the UN. Stobbid.
We'll be long dead before the ice age. Don't worry bratan. Just enjoy what you have, if you don't want to help the cause. You only get one ride on this coaster.

Truth

Climate change doesn't matter as much as your response to it. Will you defend yourself or will you let two billion shitskins in because its all (((your fault))).

What are we here to do if not fight?

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Then... are you... agreeing with me? Who cares about climate change, we aren't going to stop it, let's just figure out how to deal with the repercussions as they come without accepting more welfare recipients in the mean time.

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oldfag, yet post newnewfag trivial
sounds like a story for superman
youtube.com/watch?v=djwgODXqIro

Thank you for your patronage.

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> what are we here to do if not fight?
Fuck that, I'm here to fucking enjoy myself in this circus and then return to dust. If I can comfortably do some good, sure. But fighting in a lawless dystopian struggle for scraps? Fuck that.

Thanks man. Good luck in the battle.

As I said earlier. Arcologies, fortified. But to build those we need to remove (((them))) from power. Best bet is stockpile firewood for your family once you get old, tinned goods etc, lots of warm layers and clothing. They'll call you crazy old grandpa, and when SHTF they'll all remember you with pride whilst they build their new lives.

All the fucking welfare niggers will head home then anyway, or die. We just need to remember never to let them back in again. As always, snow and ice is the white man's environment.

Trip Dub 77's.

KEK is blessing me tonight.

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You were always good, Holland. We won't forget you, because one day, your land will be underwater. Keep your chin up! Life is what you make of it, at least we aren't born in DRC. You'd be a nigger, in a warzone too.

>Just noticed my ID is 4kb
Ofwhat?

Sad, but true. White men are made to love Winterchan. I am a child of the long summer, a June baby, and will suffer greatly, but the suffering will be well worth it.

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