Just got out of jail, been in since 2005

Just got out of jail, been in since 2005

What the fuck have I missed the past 13 years?

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you know niggers?
they're everywhere now

Kys, faggot

You never realized your anus rotted off back in 2006.

I know you didn't miss a lot of dicks.

not much except deplorable white trash somehow elected a king for them. a white trash lord. What were you in for? Anal with a child?

not much

Christ really?

Drug charges

what did you do, user?

George Zimmerman ruined race relations by slaying Saint Trayvon of the Blessed Hoodie, the skittles wielding infant who could do no wrong, AKA king nigger obongo’s adopted son. Now hating whitey is a fad and the country is becoming filled with mud people.

faggot.

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moot is dead

It is now socially acceptable to hate fucking kikes, user. If anything good has came from this shit - it's okay to hate jews now.

Welcome to 2018 where antisemitism is at an all time high. The next shoah is soon to commence.

Remember cell phones? They're fucking everywhere now. And they don't even flip open anymore.

more jewish tricks

Obama fixed the country now trumps destroying it

>jail for 13 years and not prison.
>going to Jow Forums and not /b/

here

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Getting pussy

He just got out of jail, he probably is a nigger.

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You can get flip phones here in Japan still.

Have a QRD...

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>trumps president
>we have smart phones now and better phone plans
go pick one up and see what its like
>lab grown meat is on the way one company wants to introduce it this year
i really cant think of anything, trump is also taking down our entire political system because everyone is a bunch of corrupt hacks.

Avocado toast

Boys are now girls, girls are now robots, and nobody knows what transexuals are but you'll get arrested in California if you use the wrong pronoun. That and dancing on one leg.

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Control the British crown
>keep the metric system down
>keep Atlantis off the maps
>keep the martians under wraps
>hold back the electric car
>keep Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

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cant even imagine how you fill in a jail nigger from 2005, that's almost 40 years ago

so many memes, so many laughs, so many good games

this nigger

>missed the 2016 election and rise of Trumpenreich
>missed STALKER and HL3 never coming out
>TF2 comin out and rise of Battle Royal shit, CSGO, Minecraft, PS3, RE2 remake
>Syrian civil war
>Bogdonoffs
>Rise and Fall of Buttcoin
>That swede nigger shooting all the commeis on that island
>Hillary Clinton trying to run for pres and failing
>George Lucas sellin Star Wars and its bad now
>SJWs taking over every facet of society with neo-marxism
>Game of Thrones came out and it was pretty good for a while now its shit
>Boardwalk Empire was good shit
>DBZ came back
>Moot left Jow Forums and sold it to a gook nigger
>Brexit
>The browning of Europe
>Russia annexed Crimea n shiet
>Fukushima plant melting down
>Volcanoe in fucking hawaii nigga
>Tons of famous celeb niggers died including Stan Lee, Robin Williams, and Michael Jackson
>Jews have reduced men to basedboys and bugmen
>The rise of the waifu and death of the thot
>Rise and fall of pepe
>OJ got out of prison

so much shit where do you even fucking start, just go back to prison you're not even ready for what the world is now

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also that aint my pic i uploaded this

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Some of the most sketchy and inconsistent detailed mass shootings to date. Look up Mandalay Bay and see if you can find the footage with the helicopter and the flashes from it.

Better go back in. You'll be happier.

the year where Jow Forums won
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Democrats literally want to kill all white men.

Avocados, Pumpkin Spice Everything in Fall, and really shitty dressing people.
Russia is starting to reform as a serious national power, and has, presumptive, hooked up with China.

Moot was gay, he turned super gay, then he grew into a giant mutated cock monster that could only get nutrition from HIV positive nigger semen, and then he sold Jow Forums to the guy who owned 2chan, then it got slightly better.

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nice

>Just got out of jail, been in since 2005
You had a fellow black president in office .

Weed's legal in Canada and a bunch of states.

It's now legal to rape bitches.

Also, Burger King has 10 chicken nuggets for $2, and Tesla makes an electric street legal car that goes zero to sixty at an average 1.2G, topping 1.4 G, acceleration, stomping even the fastest street legals in the first 1/10.
And some lady actually got killed by a self-driving taxi.

social media has taken over our whole country. quality face-to-face interactions are not as frequent. get used to trying to socialize with people just looking at their screens.

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Kanye West voted Republican. Shit you not.

You mean watching as idiots drive their cars into each other, or sit for stupidly long times at green lights, or walk into shit, because they never pay attention anymore?
A pick-pocket's wet dream, if every electronic wasn't basically trackable to the meter.

Bendable touch screens are apparently going to be the next phone fad, so flip phones will come back

nogs aren't sentenced for that long.

There's a form of fast-acting leprosy for the crotch that's came out due to anti biotic resistant disease thanks to people having tons of casual sex on a fuck and chuck app called "Tinder".
Also, Niggers and Jews still exist, so that's bad news.

Bad bait. Jow Forums didn't exist in 2005.

newfag

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Youll be goin right back. 6-24 months, youll be back.

Sauce?

How many jailhouse burritos did you eat?

>all time high
you must have missed the past 2000 years