Mixotoxodon was a Large Notoungulate that lived in South America, Central America and North America.
Did you know you used to get Mixotoxodons in Texas!
Henry Hill
Henry Foster
This is an amerimutt thread
Sebastian Rodriguez
Stop acting like you know what we're like. And evolution is a fairytale.
Brandon Morris
"I'll tell you who is white"!
Jose Brown
You do realize these magnificent beasts roamed Texas till 12'000 years ago?
Lucas Smith
and oil is not fossil fuels, the earth generates it with pressure and heat.
Samuel Ross
It doesn't generate it out of nothing, Plankton+Heat+PressurexTime=Oil.
Nolan Rivera
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Britain must die for this
Chase Young
very interesting, thank you for sharing!
Tyler Richardson
I heard they don’t learn science in the US, so be patient with him
Aaron Perry
Based meridiungulata poster
Sebastian Clark
I realized my mistake shortly after posting it.
Jayden Kelly
Imagine you were drunk or high and that thing walked up to you . Fuck . I presume it's part of the hippo family ?
Carson Wood
Did kek.
David Jackson
He's from Canada. Have much higher standards for those bastards!
Aiden Evans
Thanks buddy
Jaxson Jenkins
They were herd animals distantly related to Horses. That creature would've walked ONTO me.
Joseph Bailey
Love Brazil's fossil record, glad they didn't put them in that Museum that went up in flames though.
Austin Wood
Interesting . Never heard of them . I can see the resemblance now , thanks .
Tyler Foster
Yeah . Funnily enough , the one thing that managed to survive was a Torah that was old as fuck , it was out for repair or inspection or some reason .
James Ortiz
"Pure Coincidence".
Adrian Rodriguez
Thanks for sharing, user. Very cool
Nolan Green
Nothing to see here goy
James Evans
these are still out here
Joseph Bailey
I like these guys . The Wooly Mammoth
Mason Scott
Time to catch one for the WMSP! I assume this is a well kept secret.
Chase Nguyen
Were white people ever around the Wooly Mammoth ?
Camden Clark
Probably. But the last ones died out from too much inbreeding in the Siberian Isles.
Jacob Young
There was a species of pygmy mammoth that existed on the island of Crete but I'm not sure how long ago they were extant.
Jordan Anderson
We are really gifted when it comes to fossils, it's a shame that this fact is quite forgotten here.
And about the museum, it was really hard to see history go down in flames like that.
Luis Phillips
>Now 5 Canadian Dollars.
Bloody Heck!
Noah Moore
North and South America had some amazing megafauna. Megatherium, entelodont, American cave lions, the list goes on.
Easton Ramirez
Some user claims Mixotoxodon is still around! I'm going to investigate further. Might be live ones around the Amazon Basin too!
Christopher Ortiz
I know one Canadian user who has heard Megatherium up by the lakes.
Camden Rodriguez
They haven't dated them yet (Pardon the pun).
Jonathan Cox
>around the Amazon Basin too
Damn, now I'm having a strange urge to go to the middle of the nowhere and try finding one of those majestic creatures.
Adam Murphy
They were around 3.8 tonnes. Hard to catch it I would say. They are likely browsers.
Joshua Lewis
why did you post a pic of that cortez lady?
Alexander Brooks
Coooooooll.
Alexander Taylor
Noah Gonzalez
Bet that brisket is tits!!!
Christopher Perez
That's why the First Native Americans ate them all, or so we currently believe!
Nathaniel Cruz
When I was your age we had to milk mixtoxodoxicions ourselves. It was thick, creamy and bitter.
Matthew Stewart
AYO HOLL UP
SO YOU BE SAYING WE WUZZN'T RHINOS AND SHEEEEIT?
Ethan Bell
For 2
Interesting
Owen Hughes
I knew New Worlders were keeping it a secret the whole time!
Nathan Miller
accelerationist thread
more extinct indigenous amerkins
Jason Stewart
That's still a ripoff, I can buy two for almost half that!
Connor Miller
Now y'all are using computers!
Blake King
Interesting story. Mixotoxodon moved from South America into North America.
Ian Peterson
what's a computer?
Dylan Hernandez
Good point, we're nearly in the 20's. Everyone has Fortnite and Tablets.
Justin Hall
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Owen Wright
Shouldn't you be capitalising Science like this, becaue of how Special it is, user.?
Like this:
" Science "
William Phillips
Your off-topic slide thread has been reported. Kindly suck nigger cock.
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Zachary Miller
Do you deny the Mixotoxodon existed?
Brandon Baker
>Triggered!
Easton Lewis
I want to speak to my state appointed lawyer before making any denials.
Alexander Jenkins
This is your lawyer.
Kevin Garcia
I usually keep thumbnails off because of ridiculous Anons. that like to mindlessly troll. Proved right again.
Mason Gutierrez
Despite it's appearance, it is neither a Rabbit or a Hare. It's a Pachyrukhos, a fellow Notoungulate. You're going down boy! The Anti Notoungulate Defamation League will send you down!
Isaac Taylor
>every fucking time
Ian Moore
>*Mix*otoxodon
Classic murrican animal.
Juan Long
Uh sorry, the notoungulates were not particularly closely related to any Old World mammals. They evolved in "splendid isolation" in South America when it was an island continent.
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Adrian Bell
I said distantly related. Notoungulates/Litopterns and Perissodactyls were distantly related to each other, separated by 66 million years ago.
Eli Campbell
Basically, they are more Classically American than John Wayne.
Hudson Hall
Oy voy. What have we here?
Alexander King
Aiden Moore
Grayson Green
Astrapotherium. The most Yiddish creature to have ever existed
Josiah Howard
They may have survived it. Fossil Records end around 12,000 B.C.E.