English is a language for retards. German is a superior language in every way, allowing for much more nuance.
English uses way too many unnecessary words, without these words adding any nuance, and it is way more limited in its 'Ausdrucksvermögen' ("expressive powers") than German.
Case in point: "Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words "I would like to get to know you" = 8 words Same meaning.
Case in point: "I would like to have sex with you" - 8 words "Ich will fucken" - 3 words
Carson Hernandez
German is an ugly fucking language Fuck off
Ayden Hill
German is extremely discriminatory because it has a high IQ entrance threshold
The German media whores started to shill that Durr demanding the "new Germans" speak German is discriminatory , kek
In the future "races" will be drawn along linguistic lines The elite will speak the old European languages while the mongrel plebs English or worse some , Esperanto BS
Elijah Rogers
Huh duhh less words XDDDDD
>double word length to make up for it
You are a fag
Julian Jones
Cool, then don't speak English and we won't have to deal with your treehugging bullshit.
Nathan Jackson
Nah, it‘s the best language hands down
Grayson Sanchez
French is equally as based. Case in point: >"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words “J’aimerai faire ta connaissance“ = 4 words
Eli Davis
>"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words "I would like to have sex with you" - 8 words
No one talks like that.
Cameron Richardson
Take the Magyarul Pill.
Cameron Clark
Too bad then that you'll be speaking Arabic in 100 years.
Andrew Carter
JAGSHEMASH!!
Henry Green
Nah, ugly as fuck.
Benjamin Perez
Case in point: "Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 8 syllables "I would like to get to know you" = 8 syllables Same meaning.
Huh.
Grayson Moore
people who speak english: >won 2 world wars
people who speak german: >won 0 world wars
hmm so which language is the superior one again?
Ryan Ortiz
Fuck off burgerman you don't get the joke reeeee
Hudson Robinson
Nah I'd say it's pretty up there, most beautiful language is either Gaelic or Welsh though
Nathaniel Morales
Over complicating something doesn't make it better you inefficient mongoloid.
Now get back to preparing sauerkraut for me
Henry Wilson
Hanz if that were true we would all be speaking German right now.
Nathan Robinson
"Chci te spoznat" 3 words (Czech) LOL
Jacob Allen
You haven‘t mastered the art of connecting words yet.
Mason Cook
It's the worst.
Justin Howard
>I would like to get to know you "I would like to know you." sounds more normal in daily English. 6 words. Also >Ich stehe auf dich.
Camden Baker
>J'aimerai is one word meh. still applies so it's fine.
Asher Gutierrez
>I cri everitime That's Czech for "what's up" btw
Cooper Evans
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words
"вcacывaй"= 1 word
Jace Morales
why not learn arabic if you're looking for something complicated?
Samuel Walker
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words Germans have less words but also shorted words because you often combine two or even three different words to form one singular word. In older variations of English we had things similar to this called kennings. For example, the word meadhall is a combination of the words mead and hall. The word whaleroad is a combination of the words whale and road (which is the literal version of what the old English called the ocean). We have fuckfest which you can guess. Modern English has far less kennings which is why our sentences have far more words. German never dropped the kennings though and still has a whole lot less words.
Brody Robinson
the only reason kennenlernen is one word is because german *allows* you to create composite words using any number of basic words. If english allowed that, then we would say Iwouldliketogettoknowyou and call it one word, and then you would be saying that german is the language for retards instead.
Michael Morris
yes and it was actually filmed in romania who cares, I like!
Juan Watson
Why do you need s before poznat?
Robert Thompson
In the age of the internet, we have to rely on a lingua franca. Perfidious Albion contributed to their shitty language becoming the lingua franca of western civilization by bombing and killing innocent German civilian women and children. Before that, German was the leading language in Science, and we would all have benefited if it still was.
Jack Turner
Sauerktraut is two ingredients. Make your own.
Zachary Johnson
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words
I don't speak German but it looks to me like these are both 8 syllables
Oliver Ward
>that flag kys
Jace Sanders
It’s because in Germany there are cultural differences that let the context fill in the blanks.
Inch mochte dich kennenlernen could also mean “please come in my country. Are you hungry? Horny? Please have these waffles and fuck my wife”
Landon Jones
poznat =to know spoznat = to get to know
Christopher Carter
All you listed are also ugly fucking languages along with English, German just takes the cake.
Evan Wood
The funniest thing is that Kazakhs want to kill him badly. Like everyone in Kazakhstan
Dylan Reyes
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words >“J’aimerai faire ta connaissance“ = 4 words "Chciałbym Cię poznać" = 3 BTFO - in Polish
Polish is older than cuck german, and way more complex. In fact, to speak Polish is a brain superpower.
Daniel Nguyen
>Fode-te puta That's portuguese for Go fuck yourself bitch
Dominic Brown
Both 8 syllables.
Stop being retarded.
Justin Myers
german and french are close but one is beautiful and the other is ugly af.
Lucas Morales
Careful there, Hans. You don't want Merkel's gestapo to come for you do you?
Nolan Russell
I like German but it's just not very 'melodic'.
Levi Morales
"ich würde gerne sex mit ihnen haben wollen" - 8 words Fuck you double Standart cunt use the same kind of language for your examples
Matthew Bennett
except kazakh girls, they like all women have no problem being traitors t.sexpert
Isaac Ward
God how I wish German was my second language. Er hat nichts falsch gemacht.
Jacob Butler
Thanks. Starting to forget Czech
Nathaniel Kelly
>let's fuck Two syllables.
Brandon Davis
American >get to muh you 3 words
Robert Nelson
I believe you, user. Kazakh girls are top tier. t. Drunk sexpert
Brandon Gutierrez
you're wrong because words like "kennenlernen" have their own meaning.
German is ugly. The most beautiful language is Norwegian (Bokmal).
Robert Evans
It's easier for you to learn. Same language family
Elijah Brown
Think everyone should learn German instead of English? Well you had your chance, kraut, instead you failed and now have to learn English like the German cuck you are.
Hans pls it's a meme from the cologne fugee mishaps
Colton Howard
Translator doesn’t compute. Is it slang?
Aiden Diaz
Fig dich gumihaus Fuck you gummyneck Pajass
Connor Bailey
No shit. Spanish is more subhuman though, literally anyone can learn it, it's simple, arabized and lacks a wide vocabulary. Sounds retarded (I have no fucking clue where the "wow Spanish sounds so beautiful" meme came from when Italian and French are far superior) and apart from a couple of works most of literature is absolutely cancer, most prominent Spanish writers were marxists, gays, gypsy lovers and socialists. Germanic and Slavic languages are the greatest, they're so complicated you can tell if somebody's a fucking idiot just by how they write or speak, loads of incredible literature.
Dylan Reyes
>replying to turkroach redditfugee streetshitters after they expose themselves
Justin Stewart
>online poll lel we all know in top 10 must be 7 germans. same with componists
Owen Robinson
"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words "Sup?" = 1 word
Carson Turner
Most of these are overrated anyways, also >Rumpelstiltskin >Rumpel stiehlt Haut
Charles Reed
Icelanders have Norwegians beat Seriously that language is like it came out of a fucking time machine, it's amazing to watch to Icelanders converse
Aiden Lewis
Why do Turks sound like fags while Azerispeak is ok?
Colton Butler
Translates as “I would like to meet you”. Not as precise.
Michael Wood
What do you foreign cunts think about phrasal verbs? Are you put off by them or do you just put up with them? :^)
does Russian not have a shit loads of suffixes and prefixes like we and Czechs do?
Nathaniel Ward
German is a very masculine sounding language, which sounds great for a warrior culture. Russian kinda sounds ugly but when its spoken by cute Russian girls its not so bad, but Japanese has a nice balance of sounding warrior-like and poetic at times.
also >muh conjugations
Thomas Perez
My German professor praised us for taking German, since "Spanish is much easier, but sounds like poverty". It was a good semester.
I spend 8 years learning dutch and forgot almost everything but you can be fluent in english after learning the basics in school and then spending like 1 year reading things on the internet for one or two hours a day, it really is a simple language.
I don't really like how it sounds and today's english is really poor compared to a lot of other languages but at least everyone can easily be understood everywhere.
Owen Hill
The worst thing about English is if it's your first language you'll never learn a second language properly.
Cameron Taylor
>English is a language for retards. German is a superior language in every way, allowing for much more nuance.
Thats why germans know english and less than 1% of Americans know German, right? BWAHAHAHAHAH!!
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words Same amount of syllables, I thought you krauts were supposed to be smart
Asher Gray
I'm learning Deustch. Can't wait to master it.
Nathaniel Turner
>burgermerican insulting himself
Nicholas Ortiz
Why is that? I've been thinking about learning German or Norwegian and would like to know if it's a waste of time or not
Chase Reed
Because we are based and redpilled while they are not.
Luke Sullivan
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words >"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words >“J’aimerai faire ta connaissance“ = 4 words >"Chciałbym Cię poznać" = 3 words "Vorrei fare conoscenza con te" 5 words for the educated version. "Vorrei conoscerti" 2 words for a rude version. Italian is the superior language!
Smashing different words together to make a new word isn't a simplification. Ask the Finish.
Asher Brooks
>Wins 2 world wars >Uses power of global domination to replace himself with people that were so irrellevant they didn't even partake in WW2 Clearly it's spanish, pendejo.
Benjamin Perry
AHEM.......
What did you just say ?
Jacob Martin
>Finnish-Uggrich language tree
Absolutely no thank you. That mess is for insane people
Bentley Thompson
The rude version in German is only one word. "Ficken?" :^)
Owen Powell
>>burgermerican insulting himself I was born and raised in Oberammergau, so I speak both, but it is no insult to say that ZERO Americans know German. Why should they speak German? Its completely irrelevant to American life, culture and business. The cucks above us speak French and the spics below us speak Spainsh.