German vs English

English is a language for retards. German is a superior language in every way, allowing for much more nuance.

English uses way too many unnecessary words, without these words adding any nuance, and it is way more limited in its 'Ausdrucksvermögen' ("expressive powers") than German.

Case in point:
"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words
"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words
Same meaning.

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Und jetzt?

It’s more like coding stuff yourself vs. using shitty coded libs from other people

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>being this butthurt

Marschieren wir in Polen ein und rufen das Reich aus.

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Case in point:
"I would like to have sex with you" - 8 words
"Ich will fucken" - 3 words

German is an ugly fucking language
Fuck off

German is extremely discriminatory because it has a high IQ entrance threshold

The German media whores started to shill that Durr demanding the "new Germans" speak German is discriminatory , kek

In the future "races" will be drawn along linguistic lines
The elite will speak the old European languages while the mongrel plebs English or worse some , Esperanto BS

Huh duhh less words XDDDDD

>double word length to make up for it

You are a fag

Cool, then don't speak English and we won't have to deal with your treehugging bullshit.

Nah, it‘s the best language hands down

French is equally as based.
Case in point:
>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words
>"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words
“J’aimerai faire ta connaissance“ = 4 words

>"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words
"I would like to have sex with you" - 8 words

No one talks like that.

Take the Magyarul Pill.

Too bad then that you'll be speaking Arabic in 100 years.

JAGSHEMASH!!

Nah, ugly as fuck.

Case in point:
"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 8 syllables
"I would like to get to know you" = 8 syllables
Same meaning.

Huh.

people who speak english:
>won 2 world wars

people who speak german:
>won 0 world wars

hmm so which language is the superior one again?

Fuck off burgerman you don't get the joke reeeee

Nah I'd say it's pretty up there, most beautiful language is either Gaelic or Welsh though

Over complicating something doesn't make it better you inefficient mongoloid.

Now get back to preparing sauerkraut for me

Hanz if that were true we would all be speaking German right now.

"Chci te spoznat" 3 words (Czech) LOL

You haven‘t mastered the art of connecting words yet.

It's the worst.

>I would like to get to know you
"I would like to know you." sounds more normal in daily English. 6 words.
Also
>Ich stehe auf dich.

>J'aimerai is one word
meh. still applies so it's fine.

>I cri everitime
That's Czech for "what's up" btw

>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words
>"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words

"вcacывaй"= 1 word

why not learn arabic if you're looking for something complicated?

>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words
Germans have less words but also shorted words because you often combine two or even three different words to form one singular word. In older variations of English we had things similar to this called kennings.
For example, the word meadhall is a combination of the words mead and hall.
The word whaleroad is a combination of the words whale and road (which is the literal version of what the old English called the ocean).
We have fuckfest which you can guess.
Modern English has far less kennings which is why our sentences have far more words. German never dropped the kennings though and still has a whole lot less words.

the only reason kennenlernen is one word is because german *allows* you to create composite words using any number of basic words. If english allowed that, then we would say Iwouldliketogettoknowyou and call it one word, and then you would be saying that german is the language for retards instead.

yes and it was actually filmed in romania
who cares, I like!

Why do you need s before poznat?

In the age of the internet, we have to rely on a lingua franca. Perfidious Albion contributed to their shitty language becoming the lingua franca of western civilization by bombing and killing innocent German civilian women and children. Before that, German was the leading language in Science, and we would all have benefited if it still was.

Sauerktraut is two ingredients. Make your own.

>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words
>"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words

I don't speak German but it looks to me like these are both 8 syllables

>that flag
kys

It’s because in Germany there are cultural differences that let the context fill in the blanks.

Inch mochte dich kennenlernen could also mean “please come in my country. Are you hungry? Horny? Please have these waffles and fuck my wife”

poznat =to know
spoznat = to get to know

All you listed are also ugly fucking languages along with English, German just takes the cake.

The funniest thing is that Kazakhs want to kill him badly. Like everyone in Kazakhstan

>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words
>"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words
>“J’aimerai faire ta connaissance“ = 4 words
"Chciałbym Cię poznać" = 3 BTFO - in Polish

Polish is older than cuck german, and way more complex. In fact, to speak Polish is a brain superpower.

>Fode-te puta
That's portuguese for Go fuck yourself bitch

Both 8 syllables.

Stop being retarded.

german and french are close but one is beautiful and the other is ugly af.

Careful there, Hans.
You don't want Merkel's gestapo to come for you do you?

I like German but it's just not very 'melodic'.

"ich würde gerne sex mit ihnen haben wollen" - 8 words
Fuck you double Standart cunt use the same kind of language for your examples

except kazakh girls, they like all women have no problem being traitors
t.sexpert

God how I wish German was my second language. Er hat nichts falsch gemacht.

Thanks. Starting to forget Czech

>let's fuck
Two syllables.

American
>get to muh you
3 words

I believe you, user. Kazakh girls are top tier.
t. Drunk sexpert

you're wrong because words like "kennenlernen" have their own meaning.

All those famous german writers

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German is ugly. The most beautiful language is Norwegian (Bokmal).

It's easier for you to learn. Same language family

Think everyone should learn German instead of English? Well you had your chance, kraut, instead you failed and now have to learn English like the German cuck you are.

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Hans pls it's a meme from the cologne fugee mishaps

Translator doesn’t compute. Is it slang?

Fig dich gumihaus
Fuck you gummyneck
Pajass

No shit.
Spanish is more subhuman though, literally anyone can learn it, it's simple, arabized and lacks a wide vocabulary. Sounds retarded (I have no fucking clue where the "wow Spanish sounds so beautiful" meme came from when Italian and French are far superior) and apart from a couple of works most of literature is absolutely cancer, most prominent Spanish writers were marxists, gays, gypsy lovers and socialists.
Germanic and Slavic languages are the greatest, they're so complicated you can tell if somebody's a fucking idiot just by how they write or speak, loads of incredible literature.

>replying to turkroach redditfugee streetshitters after they expose themselves

>online poll lel
we all know in top 10 must be 7 germans. same with componists

"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words
"Sup?" = 1 word

Most of these are overrated anyways, also
>Rumpelstiltskin
>Rumpel stiehlt Haut

Icelanders have Norwegians beat
Seriously that language is like it came out of a fucking time machine, it's amazing to watch to Icelanders converse

Why do Turks sound like fags while Azerispeak is ok?

Translates as “I would like to meet you”. Not as precise.

What do you foreign cunts think about phrasal verbs? Are you put off by them or do you just put up with them? :^)

>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Agreed.

does Russian not have a shit loads of suffixes and prefixes like we and Czechs do?

German is a very masculine sounding language, which sounds great for a warrior culture. Russian kinda sounds ugly but when its spoken by cute Russian girls its not so bad, but Japanese has a nice balance of sounding warrior-like and poetic at times.

also
>muh conjugations

My German professor praised us for taking German, since "Spanish is much easier, but sounds like poverty". It was a good semester.

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I spend 8 years learning dutch and forgot almost everything but you can be fluent in english after learning the basics in school and then spending like 1 year reading things on the internet for one or two hours a day, it really is a simple language.

I don't really like how it sounds and today's english is really poor compared to a lot of other languages but at least everyone can easily be understood everywhere.

The worst thing about English is if it's your first language you'll never learn a second language properly.

>English is a language for retards. German is a superior language in every way, allowing for much more nuance.

Thats why germans know english and less than 1% of Americans know German, right?
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!

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>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words
>"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words
Same amount of syllables, I thought you krauts were supposed to be smart

I'm learning Deustch. Can't wait to master it.

>burgermerican insulting himself

Why is that?
I've been thinking about learning German or Norwegian and would like to know if it's a waste of time or not

Because we are based and redpilled while they are not.

>"Ich möchte dich kennenlernen" = 4 words
>"I would like to get to know you" = 8 words
>“J’aimerai faire ta connaissance“ = 4 words
>"Chciałbym Cię poznać" = 3 words
"Vorrei fare conoscenza con te" 5 words for the educated version.
"Vorrei conoscerti" 2 words for a rude version.
Italian is the superior language!

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Right and this is the language who can't come up with new words to express an idea and instead throws two different words together.

Seething mad

German is non stop "unt shhh shh ein shhh shhh"

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Sie muessen leise Sein. Sie sehen.

Smashing different words together to make a new word isn't a simplification. Ask the Finish.

>Wins 2 world wars
>Uses power of global domination to replace himself with people that were so irrellevant they didn't even partake in WW2
Clearly it's spanish, pendejo.

AHEM.......

What did you just say ?

>Finnish-Uggrich language tree

Absolutely no thank you. That mess is for insane people

The rude version in German is only one word.
"Ficken?"
:^)

>>burgermerican insulting himself
I was born and raised in Oberammergau, so I speak both, but it is no insult to say that ZERO Americans know German. Why should they speak German? Its completely irrelevant to American life, culture and business. The cucks above us speak French and the spics below us speak Spainsh.

How stupid are you to think otherwise?

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Finnish master language

I cry every time