/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STUPID SEXY TED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump departs TX 1/10/19
youtu.be/JF3PyjlJ-g4
youtu.be/ahFeuXlbqH0
>Pres Trump meets w/Border Patrol Agents @Border 1/10/19
youtu.be/H02B6SkI5OI
>Pres Trump Round Table on Border Security 1/10/19
youtu.be/P8FBbsw_lHI
>Pres Trump arrives in McAllen TX 1/10/19
youtu.be/tioLtToXXDQ
>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews 1/10/19
youtu.be/Sb3fZu5pD-8
>Pres Trump speaks before departing WH 1/10/19
youtu.be/dCOsXL8Tzlo
>SoS Pompeo speech in Cairo Egypt 1/10/19
dvidshub.net/video/653999/
>SoS Pompeo arrives in Egypt 1/10/19
youtu.be/re7Csrdwuqk
>FEDChair Powell @Econ Club of DC 1/10/19
youtu.be/zF1YX7NWH7Q
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Sanctions 1/10/19
youtu.be/q78pP4DkCj4
>TrumpWave: Crisis of the Soul 1/9/19
youtu.be/F-UaGPnYLig
>Pres Trump/Turtleman News Conf @US Capitol 1/9/19
youtu.be/6icDjrEZdRw
>Pres Trump/VP Pence arrive @US Capitol 1/9/19
c-span.org/video/?456831-1/
>Pres Trump Signs Anti-Human Trafficking Legislation 1/9/19
youtu.be/uAud9c14Fok
>VP Pence/DHSSec Nielsen/GOP Leaders outside WH 1/9/19
c-span.org/video/?456854-101/
>SoS Pompeo Remarks to Press 1/9/19
c-span.org/video/?456823-4/

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MAGA

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PUNISHED TED

itt: chabad-lubavitch

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Do you prefer handjob or footjob?

I gotta say, Rato with a beard is much more handsome than clean shaved Rato.

>I like Beard-Ted
Anyone else?

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That's a good beard.

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punished ted when?

WHY DOES HE SHAVE THE FRONT OF HIS CHIN LIKE THAT

I AM NOW A #CRUZMISSLE

footjob. so does my gf (female) (XX chromosomes)

Awoo!

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punished cruz is best cruz

Godfucking damnit why are cubans so sexy, i thought ugly ted evened it out but now he is sexy too

It’s legitimate information man. I don’t mean to insult anyone but this is important

why does he shave his chin and soul patch?

so the govt is still in partial shutdown because trump is my president
nancy and chuck voted for 40 billion just a few years ago for border security
ted cruz went from lyin ted to beautiful ted
first to hop

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>DEMOSHARTS

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>dear diary
aaaaahahahhahaahaha

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>Breaded Ted

Wierd

Nice shirt, Hannity.

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Congratulations BETO

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cunnilingus

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Cruz needs to go with this style

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This is peak jawline

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Me, me! Also Ted saying "Trump has helped inject some spinal fluid." kek

Does Weapon X know where Ted Cruz is?

NEW APPEARANCES

>Brad Parscale on FoxNews 1/10/19
youtu.be/QiRUe7ww3Pw
>ArrNige on FoxNews 1/10/19
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waiting on hannity

Long road friend.
youtu.be/e7qQ6_RV4VQ

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>breaded
nigga what?

AWOO

I wanted more Trump interview!

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Because he's a bad mother fucker that's why.

Ted looks /fa/ with a beard tbqh, should've grown one earlier.

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In July 2003 whites were the most supportive of war now they are the least. THAT IS BASED POSITIVE

Pup update. Also, niggers are bad.

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Trump is #1 shitposter nobody can match him.

Retard shapiro mimicking beto just makes beto look normal. Dumb move.

>be politician in the future
>go to the hospital
>people go to take pictures
>NO!
>EVERYONE GET OUT!
>NO PICTURES!
>"Why?"
>They'll edit it to make it look like I got a Sex Change
>"What?"
>JUST GET THE FUCK OUT AND NO PICTURES!

i dunno about air traffic controllers but i heard this about pilots
pilots get paid by the flight and obviously the longer and less desirable it is the more they get paid. pilots have a union i guess so more senior members get to pick flights first
but apparently a senior member can reserve a flight for himself and then kick it to a more junior member to actually fly it, but then the senior member still gets paid for it
i guess the point of this post is unions are really fucking stupid

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be honest, /ptg/.

have you ever sharted?
i did today.

i had taco bell last night, and around 10 AM today i had to RUN to the bathroom with stomach pain.
as i crouched to hit the toilet and pull my pants down, a little squirt came out and hit the back of my khakis.

i was fucking PISSED>

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Cruz: "Trump has infused spinal fortitude in the gop"

>Anyone else?
He's becoming the Canadian we always knew he was.

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checked

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How can one man be such a boomer?

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That is unsettling.

I hope nobody falls for Graham's bullshit.

He was always a backstabbing RINO

I can guarantee you lots of people are at this point on unpaid leave and contractors in those areas are fucked.

>I didn't know my campaign manager was giving campaign data to russia
>I didn't know my lawer was pursuing a real estate deal for a new trump tower in russia
>I didn't know my national security adviser was discussing sanctions with russia during my campaign
wtf did trump just sleep through his whole campaign?

I want one!

>yellows OK

I like it. I will try it when I lose more weight and my skin tightens to drop the double chin.

Saudi statue at WTC. Reads: "there is no god but God, and Muhammad is His prophet."

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boom boom boom

Same. I was going to dump it all at once. I've got these, too
>TrumpTweet: From the Southern Border.... 1/10/19
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>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 1/10/19
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*vid swap: full presser
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Sanctions 1/10/19
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Why are some puppers darker than the other puppers?

Someone get a sledgehammer

unfortunately i did have to read that fucking diary in school

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Gib pls

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He learned how to tease from Melania, brebare for sufferign

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THANK YOU user!

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T E D

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>There are "people" in this thread who don't like colorful shirts, fun socks, fun ties, etc.

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>not calling it a pupdate

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when my soul patch gets too scruffy it fucks wit me eating

>Chinese hat
>shirt that reads American Made

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tfw you know you're a badass.

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I’ve noticed taco bell is only good if I eat it right there in the car after ordering it. Even the short ride home makes it lukewarm moist trash.

THAT'S RIGHT! YOU HEARD ME! NO NIGGERS! NO SPICS! AND NO KIKES!
>hannity no what the fuck are you doing

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based cross poster

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It's not really working either.

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He looks like a caveman in a bad way.

It correlates with IQ.

Beautiful Ted...just as Trump said

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That's literally an optical illusion. Beardcucks groom it to make it look like they have a jaw. Ted is about 100 lbs away from having an actual jawline.

Why the fuck should the US provide any medical support for the illegal aliens that are detained?!

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Anyone else staying with hannity for the duration?
Anyone else staying with hannity for the duration?

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Normies dont like electing people with beards, Teds race was too close to grow one

...dont ask...

Taco Bell has gone downhill. One just opened up in my area after a 2 year absence and I went to try it, everything smells and tastes like lysol or some kind of cleaning chemical these days. It's just weird

I can't bel-
Nevermind. I can. Crusade when?

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Flotus butt best butt

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NOTHING BUT THE RAIN

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>dressing to be fun
This country

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Only medical support should be lead-based

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i really want to know what drugs they were on when they thought
>man we need an idea for a statue
>i know let's build a celebration to saudi arabia on ground zero!
>good idea but, what should the statue be of?
>idk, showing some peaceful muslims, or shaking hands, or lifting someone off the ground or something? the point is to show unity or some bullshit, right?
>nah, forget that, let's make it a huge candy wrapper with the saudi flag
>oh man that's brilliant

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I'v wanked to this webm before, good night

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>watching hannity the entire hour

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Biology. Their dad is very dark yellow.
I can't trust an Apu. I have see what one does to potato boxes.
That's all for now. I don't want to turn this into a regular thing or become an attentionwhore.

>not staying for Sean's side thot

Seriously Drudge?
twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/1083553303936491520

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>Taco Bell used to be good

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