>paying 70 BILLION dollars for a blowjob from this "thing"
Paying 70 BILLION dollars for a blowjob from this "thing"
Cameron Morris
Samuel Jenkins
The future is white male/mexican female. You'll just have to get used to it.
Mason Hughes
Is that the dude who was sucking him off on the side?!?
Landon Hill
That's a super hot before/after pic pf a tranny
Caleb Smith
I have to smdh at these people. Rock stars, movie stars getting married. Bezos deserves to get raped. Ain't no pussy worth 70 billion dollars.
Alexander Hill
>having sympathy for bezos
Parker Sanchez
this, and it is a GOOD thing
Elijah Parker
He's just trying to marry into the Bogdanoff bloodline
Jackson Sullivan
Did he do anything wrong?
Adrian Lewis
I live in LA that spic bitch has been passed around LA former news anchor who had a football players kid for 18 years of child support she’s a known ho bezos shoulda known better
Juan Thomas
Trump paid horseface less than $200,000 for a BJ and he got to keep his wife.
ON TIME
UNDER BUDGET
WOMP
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Joshua Gray
Don't bother OP
There are pathetic men on Jow Forums so desperate and thirsty for pussy that they literally think that Ocasio Cortez is hot.
If they think she's fuckable they'll already be jerking their micoepenises at the thing on the right.
Jose Anderson
She looks like a Bogdanoff
Brody Lewis
If he worked at Walmart and didn't have 140 billion he would be on 4 Chan jacking it.
Nicholas Myers
aoc is pretty cute, better than anything that crawled out of the twats of england that is for sure
Ryder Cooper
once you get into the billions of dollaroos losing half is really not that big of a deal. does someone really need 140 billion, at that point you probably have everything you ever wanted.
now for the regular folks losing half of lets say 100k savings fucking hurts.
Asher Jackson
>have over a hundred billion dollars
>not just hiring some corrupt cops to take care of your spouse problem instead of getting a divorce
Bezos is beta as fuck.
Anthony Jones
Well he fucked up
Sebastian Cooper
You have never had sex before in your life. Stop talking about things you do not understand.
AOC isn't outstanding but she's easily doable and she's crazy which always makes for a better lay.
As for Sanchez, Jow Forums doesn't allow enough characters in a single post to fully express what I wish to do with her tits.
Michael Torres
fugly
wouldn't ever date her
Isaiah Cruz
Her half may include a big chunk of Amazon. Might be a good thing if that monster gets cut down.
David Ross
The Trump curse strikes again.
Evan Lewis
Plus he got a full refund with interest.
Ian Bell
if his former wife gets even 10 million i'll be disgusted.
not that i aren't disgusted by jeff bezos, because i am. but its just like, his wife literally did nothing.
Liam Gonzalez
Is that Jeff bezos ? Why the fuck would he pay that much for a beaner mutt ?Why can't he get a blonde white woman to marry and carry his white IQ lineage ?
Joseph Flores
Even his wife was better looking. I don't get it.
Zachary Wilson
>his wife literally did nothing.
She had to have sex with that hideous chud.
Aaron Sullivan
Good thing money is a lie.
Christopher Robinson
Why do you care about Bezos? He doesn't about you
Angel Baker
Capitalism is the ultimate cuckery.
Carter Harris
Does dreddit never sleep?
Brayden Scott
Let's be realistic: if we had 70 billion dollars we would all pay Jeff that much.
David Cox
Bezo? More like bozo xD
90 BILLION for a frickin bj from a tranny
Noah Thompson
I find jellyfags schadenfreuding amusing.
Thomas Scott
Give me some lies please
Lincoln Parker
fucks sake i only found out who this Dave Dave guy was yesterday and now im seeing him everywhere
Oliver Wood
the woman looks like a tranny porn star... or so i've heard.
bezos downfall is that he is a loser with Billions of dollars. just like guys who were fat and then lose weight still retain their fat head and still view themselves as a fat guys, he still lives with a dork viewpoint, so is easily enticed by a spicy vixen with DS lips because it was what he wanted 20-30 years ago.
we all have something that will bring us down.
Joseph Ortiz
I think they scammed him. They suggested him into an affair and she was the bait.
Carson Lopez
>does someone really need 140 billion, at that point you probably have everything you ever wanted.
it is almost all stocks and shares, so unless he has to sell equity to give the wife cash, all he is losing is an idea.
Kayden Garcia
Best head I've ever gotten was from an ugly chick.
Anybody else know this feel?
Henry Price
WHy did he not get a prenup? If a woman doesn't want to sign a prenup with me then she ain't enjoying this $137B lifestyle. Wtf.
Elijah Brooks
Fuck Amazon.
Elijah Perez
Why?
Christopher Phillips
For god sakes somebody buy this nigga some glasses amazon prime one day shipping
Isaiah James
got head from an ugly chick who had lips just like this woman Bezos sent nudes too. best head I've ever gotten. those lips were a suction cup.
i'm shivering just thinking about it again
Gavin Walker
Where are the nudes, you useless faggots?
Thomas Scott
she's a 50 y/o plastic surgery abomination who looks closer to Caitlyn Jenner than anything human.
>The future is white male/mexican female. You'll just have to get used to it.
yes the richest man in the world loses half of his wealth to fuck an infertile subhuman. great
Noah Johnson
Doubt it was even good. Everyone knows fatties suck the best dick and he could have just paid her a cupcake.
William Lopez
kek