Computer, simulate a thread on the ancient forum 'Jow Forums'

>Computer, simulate a thread on the ancient forum 'Jow Forums'
>Simulate ten or more autistic middle-aged men arguing about if Jews count as white
>Disengage safety protocols

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Barclay would finally feel at home.

Reeeeee

Go home Barclay.

>computah
>set a course
>for intercourse
>make it so

"Hi, my name is Mohandas Gandhi; and this is Jackass."

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YO YO FELLA ANONIMOOSE FINNA GETS DUó €€BS ON MONICA?

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It's time we reimagine whiteness.

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>Simulate ten or more autistic middle-aged men arguing about if Jews count as white

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>post, 1, by this id

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>arguing about if Jews count as white
Nobody argues about that, faggot. It's fucking unanimous they're not.

Yeah, look at these extremely dark-skinned non-whites.

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Jews are not, have never been, and will never be "white"
They are not even human

>implying Star Trek future will happen

If the left wins, Earth will become a giant Uganda idiocracy where niggers vote to build more KFCs instead of going to space.

Mr. Broccoli please report to Engineering.

Niggers smell bad
Also they are bad
Coincidence?

Hello this is a cross-over episode, if you'd be so kind as to direct me towards the crones I'll go ahead and take my pants off and we'll get started.

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computer, run barclayloli program 236 time index spooge 3+1

Google "nobody in the bible was white"

Star Trek is a liberal atheist shitfest.

Americans refuse to understand the difference between Semitic peoples (Arabs, Jews) and people of European origin which they call "Caucasians".

>> Computer, define "Trap".

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Q predicted this.

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>tell me Captain, is Laurence Fishburne white?

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If i've told you once, I've told you a 1000 times: the Enterprise D requires two senior officers to disable safety protocols.

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If you get wet in a holodeck, like say falling into a river, shouldn't you be dry as soon as you step out? the water was only holographic right?

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>Meanwhile in Jow Forums Forward
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Jews aren't people, period.

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Why can't black jews count tho?

woah

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jews are aktually mud people
stop finding inconsistencies

My fellow federation member

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anyone here ver watched Forbidden Planet?

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>Those little eyes inside
hnnng

>Command not recognized
>Profile Barkley, Reginald, Lt. Commander
>Resuming previous program....
>I've been waiting for you.

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geneticsism is the act of judging people by their genetics.

Of course, that's a great movie.

No, and stop calling me Shirley.

I always think its funny when Jews claim persecution in the U.S. By every metric we have, they're by far the most privileged ethnic group in the nation.

>doo doo colored eyes
goes in all fields

Classic. Love those Matt painting backgrounds

Holodeck is like a giant replicator. If something touches you in the holodeck that requires more than just simple magnetic field emulation like water that can soak you then it creates it for real.

your logic is flawed. are you even white?

>Computer, Query define term "Jew"
>Parasitic organism native to Earth.
>Extinction attributed to 21st century eugenics wars.

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Cringe

Yeah, it sounded better in my head.

then why no him?

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Oh come on.
It's the holodeck.
The safety protocols are looser than Troy's standards.

Kek. The Fengri Rules of Aquistion totally seem like something jews would produce

Ashkenazi jews?
Of course they are white.
White Asianic people.

10/10

No, retard. The Holodeck is beyond just holography. Otherwise you wouldn't FEEL wet when you got wet in the simulation and you wouldn't be able to feel the warmth of the sun or the touch of a woman. It's very obviously not just visuals.

Woopy Goldberg almost ruined the show for me. I can't stand her. Not just because of her politics either, I think she's an awful actress.

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fun move for being very old. very simple and slow compared to modern movies. also, no minority hires

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>star trek is a liberal atheist shitfest
you need to go back

yeah, fucking hate that they just put him on ice

kek

>Holodeck is like a giant replicator.
Have you been in one? I think you have, because your stupidity has been replicated to infinity.

a brown eyed brown haired person can be a carrier of light color eye genes and also of light color hair. you can breed the genes out of a race. this is what they are doing

it kind of was, but it used to be okay, back whejn it was 90% white people and all the good aliens were white and the bad ones were different types of arab like people lol

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very appropriate

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now its fucking trash, complete shit. Now i side fully with the klingons REMAIN KLINGON!!!!!

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Wow, i miss the old sci fi stuff with basically aryan people, like eloi in "time machine"

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Replicators can't create living beings. Just material that simulates living tissue.

They could have replicated a Moriarty corpse, but that wouldn't be of much use.

Friendly reminder Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.

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Thanks, OP. That was some funny shit. I lol'd.

>middle-aged men
Most of us are in our 20s m8